LEAKED

>>39336595
>clasped hands
that's a little too gay

God l wish I was eggman

>>39336626
>literally fucking a dude in the ass
>the clasped hands is what turned it too gay for him

I really want this
to be the one on the bottom
But I also want someone like that to hold hands with and kiss and cuddle and love
It's so unfair

>>39336685
Too bad, not gonna happen. Better yourself and maybe one day.

Are you rich? Then get money.
Are you a weakling? Start lifting.
Are you a fucking buzzkill non-personality dweeb? Start fucking working on your social skills.
Are you a retard? Read some books.
Are you fat? Stop eating so fucking much.

Literally, it's so easy to get a GF and get laid every day whilst holding hands and tongue kissing, stop being a bitch and just do it.

>>39336595
Wat?
I thought he had gotten himself a girl (female).

Well it's fucking nothing then, he just turned more pathetic.

>>39336595
i wish i was the top one

>>39336702
Are you ugly? go fuck yourself

>>39336702
>Lol dude just don't be ugly
>Lol dude just don't be autistic
>>>/soc/

>it's an r9k reveals itself to be quite literally retarded by believing clearly fake shit again

>>39336702
the only fucking thing that matters is looks. nothing else. your bone structure is shit you're going to be unloved forever

>>39336645
>God l wish I was eggman
This

>>39336595
>the way her legs start shaking
cute

>>39336761
>her
cmon man...

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>>39336761
>her

Anyway looks nothing like that hon or eggman

>>39336595
Season 5 is off to a good start

Eggy goes full homosexual

I'm not turned on but I think they're really cute

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>>39336761
There are no women in that webm but I think you knew this

>>39336702
What kind of pathetic advice to someone that wants money is just "get money" lmao

>>39336595
His boob job is terrible looks too much like a guy to be a trap it will only get worst he will defiantly kill himself
>>39336626
I agree

>>39336831
>>39336798
>>39336790
>all of this edge
You're either underage or should just fuck off to pol

>>39336702
Found the turbo normie browsing r9k to feel superior

>just get money
WOW why didn't I think of that? I'll just go do that then.

Cretin.

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>>39336851
Stop being so defensive faggot he looks like a guy with long hair

>>39336875
That's not a boys penis... it's too soft looking.. and small...

>>39336875
I politely disagree

>>39336702
>got a problem? just fix it bro!

wow thank you for gracing us with your wonderful advice! (not)

everyone knows they have to fix their problems retard. actually fixing it is another story.

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>>39336851
Fuck off back to tumbler, you mentally ill nigger

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>>39336885
>>39336889
The shoulders, chin, nose, lips, bone structure, fat distribution, and penis give it away like a red flag

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>>39336885
>penis
>the most masculine trait of a guy

>>39336889
You must be blind

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>>39336913
Finally, a voice of reason. I can accept wanting to be gay and suck dick, but come on.

>>39336851
>facts are edgy
Woman/"woman" detected.

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>>39336913
I'd agree but the penis.. it's way too girly to be a boys penis
>>39336949
>>39336946
>>39336925
I'm astonished at the amount of fucking bigotry on this fucking board. Omg
Goodbye

>>39336595
Is he aware this got out?

>>39336957
>that tumblr roleplaying
Anon, you're supposed to make your bait less obvious.

>>39336964
he probably posted it himself

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>>39336957
>penis
>too girly
Pick one faggot

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>>39336913
Agree.
>those masculine fitures
That's a man, baby.

>>39336984
I'm not though. I know it's dumb to come o this stupid site and expect nice people but I still do it and am always disappointed.

>>39336990
Girls have have penis too.

Nobody has considered this may be fake. Wow.

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>>39336957
>too girly to be a boys penis
>too girl
>penis

By girl! Nice tumblr role-playing

that is NOT him

That's not a dude you idiots, it's some chick rubbing on Eggmans balls, I dunno why Eggman is so pussy and doesn't put his dick inside of her though.

>>39337226
I really doubt Eggman's dick was installed backwards, despite how shitty his existence is.

>>39336595
WHERE IS THE FULL THING?

>>39336840
>he will defiantly kill himself

How do you kill yourself in a defiant manner? I want to know the specifics here.

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>>39337306
Up your asshole

>>39336702
>Literally

Shut up.

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>>39336703
YOU SUCH DIRTY JEW

>>39337001
>b-but I don't like this fact!
>I know: let's create an illusion where these facts don't exist!

It doesn't work that way. The only dumbfuck is you.

>>39336595
that is not eggman

So traps are eggpilled?

>>39337004
People on this board arent very bright

>>39336595
Is that actually eggman? It doesnt look like it from this angle, but I havent seen him in awhile.

>>39336595
Is the faith that awaits all of us khhv's ?

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kek, eggman looks like mark

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>>39336702
Got a problem ? just fix it bruh.
Go neck yourself brainlet roach.

>>39336595
That's hot. Originally origano mr rouboto.

>>39336673
It is, kissing and handholding is a lot gayer than gay sex

>>39336702
Actually this.

I have been browsing 4chan for a fucking decade and I have never let myself sink into the depravity of being a helpless worm.
I understand the hate for the normies, but the fact of the matter is that guy is right.
I have had four girlfriends, all of which I met through being social and just talking to people I knew.
If you want a girlfriend you can get one.
Dont ever tell yourself you're undateable.
Even if you really think that you are, you must deny it.
Confidence is important.
Even if you're ugly, there's other ugly girls who want to be loved.
Even if you're poor, get a job, or make something worth selling, even Christian Chandler sold a Sonichu necklace or two.
If you're weak, or fat, you can work on your self. Facial aesthetic may be a big part of attraction, but a rocking body can go a long way, especially in the bedroom.
If you have poor social skills, practice talking to other people and listening for social cues.
Just go people-watching in public.
If you're not smart enough to hold a conversation or sound interesting, definitely read books, or at least what lingo is popular at the time in your area.

Stop being pathetic, improve yourself, and make your life worth living.
No it doesn't matter when you die, but what do you have to lose?

>>39336702
>being this delusional
you cant cure autism nor overcome genetics to magically cure you from whatever mental ilness you have, dumbass

>>39337343
Bugs...
9jfjsd9

>>39339979
yes yes, we are all aware that this is true to an extent but if you have any crippling mental ilnesses youre not going to get anywhere even if you try

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STOP WITH THIS FUCKING DISGUSTING HOMOSSEXUAL SHIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU FAGGOTS SHOULD DIE, GTFO WITH YOUR MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES

>>39339824
its an old logic, but it checks out sir

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>>39336702
>>39336957
No one's fooled by your shit-tier bait.

>>39336702
>Are you a retard? Read some books.

This doesn't work if nothing you read sticks.

>>39336595
is that actually eggy? doesn't quite look like him

>>39336702
>are you rich? Then get money

Huh?

>>39336595
>still pushing this stupid meme
kys