I've masturbated five times today. What's wrong with me?

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a sex drive, access to porn, no gf, no direction in life or avoiding work

typical white boy

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>>39334436
>pull pants down, look up porn
>starts masturbating
>5 minutes in realize i don't feel like doing this at all and the clean up will be tedious so i just quit

>>39334463
Niggers are subhumans and the laughingstock of humanity

I haven't masturbated for 3 days. Wad gong to today but my dad wanted to spend time with me bbqing

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>>39334521
>get naked
>start jacking off
>don't feel like rinsing myself off in the shower afterwards so I just flip my legs over my head and cum right into my mouth
I feel like I should feel ashamed of this but I don't have any significant post-fap remorse anymore.

>>39334436
You are how you say? Quitter!