What is your ideal girIfriend like?

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>>39332923
>What is your ideal girlfriend like?
has a penis

>>39332923
I don't go seeking her because she doesn't exist, but here goes.

>loyal
>cute
>respectful
>kinky
>enjoys being cozy over being at a club

I don't have one because I hate myself so much I can't stand the idea of someone loving me romantically.

>>39332923
My ideal girlfriend is kind of plain looking in a cute way and really clingy if there are any girls out there like that please post your discord I'm so lonely

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>>39332923
>likes dresses
>small
>cute
>is a catgirl

>>39332923

really don't know

never had a relationship long enough to figure out what role such a person would ideally play in my life

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a vaguely human entity so far removed from anything even vaguely resembling observable reality it might as well be expressed as a fucking mathematical equation using imaginary numbers

>>39332988
Also I don't mind if you're a little chubby

>>39332923
>What is your ideal girlfriend like?

Plays vidya, cooks, wears maid outfits has a penis. How fortunate I'm already dating this.

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>>39332923
>wuss, needs me to do stuff for her (like shoo away spiders, pick up heavy things, etc)
>smol
>doesn't really have any of her own passions, just likes doing stuff with me, gets bored and clingy when I'm busy and sends awkward texts until I get back to her
>sexually dominant and likes making me give her foot massages
Basically my sister but preferably not biologically related to me.

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>her first relationship is with you
>honest
>scolds you when you mess up because she cares about you
>tells you what you did wrong if she knows
>always on your side
>will never betray you
>relies on you
>loves cuddles and hugs
>wants to have babies
>thinks about the children's future seriously
>loves fashion
>doesn't hate light novels, manga and anime
>doesn't mind ecchi
>petite
>himecut

If a girl like this exists I would even abandon everything to go to her side, but I know she'll never be real.

>>39332923
Shorter than me, limit is my height in high heels
Thicker is fine, but I cross the line at morbidly obese. Also, their breasts have to be at least one to two inches further and wider than their stomach
Any breast size is fine, but my ideal range is D to H
Cute takes priority over hot
ENFJ
Sagittarius
Traditionalistic
Right-Leaning
Must be fertile
Must want a family
Preferably White or Eastern Asian
Doesn't have to be a virgin, but no thots
No kids
Thinks anime isn't weird
Thinks video games aren't stupid
No dyke haircuts, prefer longer but not too long
Must have hatred for townhouses
Must have hatred for cuckoldry
Gets her steak Medium Rare
Must be genuine
Must be real with people, but not brutally honest
Idk about everything else

>>39332923
>Takes control
>Openly voices what she wants
>Isn't afraid to take what she wants
>Wont let anyone outshine her in any way
>Enjoys me doing things for her and trying to make her life easier
>Gives headpats

>>39332939
I can be your girlfriend (male) anon.

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>>39332923
Makise Kurisu-tina

>Smart
>Doesn't take shit from anybody
>Can be cute and tender
>We both challenge each other

I'm just like Okabe...

if you stay alone long enough, you stop wanting a girlfriend. i recommend it.

Someone who watches anime, plays games, and isn't fat. That's it. Those are all it takes. Those 3 requirements. And I'm approaching 30 while still never being able to have them fulfilled. Fuck this gay earth. Chads have taken all the nerdy girls.

>>39332923
>more intelligent than me
that's all, everything else should follow

>>39333744
Been alone for 10 years.
Don't recommend it.
Depression comes back, but stronger.

One with a penis :3c

>>39333744
I don't think so anon. I'm completely content with my life and would even say I'm happy. Yet I still long for a relationship. I want someone to snuggle into more than anything else. If anything the urge has only grown stronger as the rest of my life sorted out and I had less things to deal with.

>>39332988
what do you mean by clingy ???

what describes a clingy girl?

>>39332923
I want a girl that wants to do nothing together. Just me and her ignoring the world together.

>>39332923
I closed my eyes and imagined one. So beautiful and perfect that I died inside knowing she'll never exist. Or worse, that she's getting gaped by some chad right now.

>>39333744
>alone long enough
Define alone. Without girlfriend? without contact with a female acquaintance? I've never had a relationship in my whole life, I became 28 few weeks ago and I don't feel any better than I did 5 years ago, no female acquaintances whatsoever.
In the beginning, years ago, I wanted to die and used to cry on daily basis thinking about the life I could have lived, although it doesn't happen anymore, it's not because I don't feel shit anymore but because nothing changed even if I cried again. Maybe I don't feel strongly about wanting to die anymore but when I see my hair starting to go grey, I remember that my days with a healthy and possibly fuckable body are few now, some days I panic and other days I convince myself that don't about anything anymore but it always comes back to haunt me eventually.

qt white
slim with curves
average height to taller (not a big deal)
affectionate, keeps passive aggression to a minimum
not super into nightlife outside of hanging with our friends
not into drugs, weed only once in a blue moon
not alcoholic, less than one drink a day
not pretentious about enjoying some plebeian things
but an inquisitive mind, likes learning, also enjoys cultural experiences (mostly white cultures).
particular interest in european (and dispora) history and culture etc, yet general interest in world.
not ashamed of our race, immigration realist, yet smart enough to know who is okay to share these thoughts and who is not. We can be friends with the individual, we don't want to live in their neighborhood.
content chilling inside watching tv or playing computer
but prefer being active outside or healthy living when possible
likes cooking, can be adventurous with food, but needing to be hipstery about it.
she can be independent feminist that she's capable of doing things (a normal adult...), but isn't a dick about political stuff i don't care about and can't change.
still enjoys being the woman in the relationship tho.

>>39332923
>female (negotiable)
>loves me unconditionally

>>39333403
But yeah, rate my taste
Also rate by how unrealistic to realistic on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being 100% probable and 1 being completely improbable

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>>39334305
>rate by how unrealistic to realistic
0

You were supposed to describe your "ideal" gf not a realistic gf.

>>39334305
in terms of do these women exist, 10 it is 100% probable to find a qt like this (in a white western country)
but you are a robot. so 3/10

>>39332923
>real
>someone who I can feel totally comfortable talking to
>pretty face

That's about it

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a little like a this

>>39333829
>Texts you good morning/good night
>Sets up dates in her head
>Has one or two best friends and mostly relies on you for support
>Freaks out if you act distant
>Will always be honest with you because she trusts you and she expects the same from you
>Always touches you when she's with you
>Afraid of messing up or you losing interest in her
cute stuff and high maintenance stuff

My perfect gf is Asian but life isn't about having what you want it's about working for it so I may have to settle for the she-coulda-been-Asian scenario

>>39332923
My ideal girlfriend:
>Qt Aryan FEMALE (not m) and underage

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>4'10 to 5'8
>blonde, red head, brunette, anything as long as its not super dyed
>white, asian or hispanic
>not overweight, at least a 6/10
>honesty, very important
>not a slut
>genuinely cares about my well being
>knows when to be distant and when to be close
>knows I mess up sometimes and say stupid things
>allows me to worry about/for her
i'm a simple guy

>>39332923
Happy like a sunshine, with a beautiful smile, she draws, and has some tomboyish traits, believes in god and wants to have children

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never had a relationship so I think it's a waste of time to ruminate on the thought of an ideal gf. I can immediately create a scenario in my head where she exists, but to find her in reality is so far-fetched at this point I know that to pursue (the idea of) her would just lead to disappointment.

No girl exists like what I dream of. I'll always create inaccurate best-case scenarios of people I'll never talk to. It's all a waste of energy so it's best to walk around with a blocked mind that doesn't dwell, and that's why I wish I had more zoloft.

Someone reasonably bright and honest who's interested in super longterm.
Rest isn't really important.

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>>39332923
Someone that will happily share my high points, and who will also weather my low points.

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>>39332923
>What is your ideal girIfriend like?
one that exists

>>39332923
real

this is of course an original post

Loving, loyal and kind.
Supportive, and lets me support her.
Introverted, not overly socially anxious, but just prefers being home.
"Clingy", but because she loves me, not because she doesn't trust me.
Wants to get married and have kids, and would be a good mother.
Cares about the future of our family, and society.
Conservative, values a stable, safe society for our family over virtue signalling.

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>will let me do this to her

>>39332923
>cute
>girly
>female

>>39332923
my sister but nbr

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>Chubby/fat
>Understands retarded, mean 4chan-style humor
>Into gentle femdom, will sit on my face
>Has some masculine attributes, not a total princess
>Open minded and will do psychedelics with me
>Is up for doing odd things at odd times
>Has never seen a Facebook page in her life
>Wants 2 children
>Liberal but not a SJW

>>39332923
>asian
>cute
>caring
>virgin
>loyal
>enjoy cute cuddles over sex
>4'10
>petite body
>enjoys the same hobbys as me

A flawed girl who wants to join me to improve ourselves together, and build a life for the two of us.

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>>39332923
Tolerates me over extended periods of time, and who I can tolerate over extended periods of time. I'll be satisfied with just that.

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>>39332923
pic is marriage material desu

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>>39336240
>>39336258
pic related my original and ideal gf

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One that will help me through life

Asian that is all i truly want

>loves me
>loyal
>weeb
>have the same ethic as me
>same Internet knowledge
>same music taste
>equally depressed as me

I've already meet a girl almost like this, but it was a total mistake

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This is literally what the ideal gf would be

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i wish i had someone that would love me and care about me in return. i already dealt with people that never supported me back or cared enough to listen to me if i ever had a problem or needed to vent a little bit, even though i listened to all they had to say and supported them through their bad times

>>39336364
Are you a gorl? Or just a qt boi?

>>39336376
why would i post in a gf thread if i wasn't a boy

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My current one but 15 lb lighter

One who won't freak out too much if I hit her

>>39336427
hm... relaly makes u think

>>39336317
she's perfect. seeing women this beautiful hurts my heart

>>39336444
I'm just being honest.
It's bound to happen eventually.

>>39336317
Tfw live in Houston
Time to make my move and break her heart, eat shit anon

>>39336317
this cant be real. no such women exist. how much money would it cost me to pay a private investigator to find me a qt like this?

>>39332923
>"white" slav
>cute accent
>not a gold digger
>not a mail order bride
>has some kind of hobby, maybe sketching or nature photography
>somewhat tall for a woman, I'm 6'1" and would like someone I wouldn't have to hunch over to hug or kiss
>honest with me
>encourages me to better myself
>appreciates the outdoors
>wants to do activities together, but isn't clingy and wanting us to be doing something together all day every day
>has her own dreams that she wants to realize
>wants kids
>loves me and wants to see the both of us lead long happy lives

>>39333744
Same here. With one or two FwB's I'd be better though.

>>39336317
I want a girl like this, but less pretty.

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>goth
>cute

That's really it

>>39336317
>christian
no thanks i would only date atheists

Knowing that this shit can happen, i'm not even sure if i want one anymore.

http://www.mommyish.com/woman-steals-ex-boyfriends-sperm-has-twins-sues-for-child-support-836/

>>39332923
>Won't cuck me
>Will be loyal
That's it! That's all I ask about yet I can get it.

A lonely fembot who is scared for the future and as desperate to be loved as I am.

>>39336967
>fembot
el oh el

>>39337054
We're just fantasising here, anon.

I honestly dont even know. I just want to be loved.

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Literally Princess Luna.

>>39337120
>Literally Princess Luna.
holy shit same
she's just so perfect, demure yet brave, caring yet spontaneous, she's the best character in the show

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>>39337120
holy shit it's been forever since I've seen that fucking bear.
>tfw times were much simpler back then

One who will treat a relationship like a contract.
We move in together, have kids, and remain together as a family at least until the kids are adults.
We don't expect to really love each other, but if it happens it'd be nice.

>>39337184
Why don't you go to India and buy a gf through dowry? They do what you describe and usually end up learning to love their arranged marriage husbands.

>>39337204
I considered it, but I really want to keep within my culture and race, I think it'd be best for the kids.

>>39336317
>>39336448
>>39336521
>ideal!
>perfect!
>too good to exist!
>"Less Thrifty"

No one so far has met my ideal and every thread like this ends without even a person that replies.

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This
>tfw know someone like this
>too scared to flirt or give signs
>likes someone else so chances are fucked
What's the point of living when you're born a pussy

>>39336304
>>39338037
This and this. Only met one and can't EVEN man up and tell her. I think I'm losing it.

>>39336317
She sounds boring af

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Have a Benis
Is on top

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>>39332923
Looks like pic related but very slightly chubbier and with a quirky/artsy personality

>>39339338
"i want a fat tumblr bitch"
interesting taste anon