/britfeel/

lads I think my yeast died

please pay your respects

>>39332304
rip yeast

maybe it will blossom into mould?

>>39332304
What were you making bread or beer

>>39332330
pizza dough

http://soccerlegacy.net/premier-league-live-stream-1/
100% legal free stream of fight

Hey guys tv guy here. With my three brothers they've asked me to show them some /britfeel/ banter so please reply appropriately.

>>39332269
I've just been to a club for the first time ever

ama

>>39332355
smelly neet willies

>>39332340
Sorry it didn't work out good on you for trying though

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>>39332355
everyone in this thread has wanked off to trannies including your brother

>>39332364
You a chad now?

>>39332355
>Welcome friend
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0M5Jy5uCu3K

>>39332364
Never been to one. Are they all like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro

>>39332467
No word of a lie that's my mate's uncle.

>>39332398
Nope
>>39332467
Pretty much

>>39332482
He has his own channel as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l2Ai7F2SjY

i hope mayweather wins just to piss off the mcgregor normie fans

>>39332523
Absolute ket head.

demi levoto looks rough as fuck

These smiling hoes in the background are creeping me out. They're like robots

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>irish gorilla
what did he mean by this?

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what streams you lads using?

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Fight starting right now, stream if anyone needs it

https://tikobet.tv/canli-mac-izle/s-spor/

>>39332586
follow ebin's advice in the last thread, acestreams are the best

>>39332607
that was ebin, my acestream linked randomly killed itself despite working fine for ages

is mayweather off on the rob

>>39332375
oh well
I can still use it
it's just gong to be a bit dense and not fluffy

>>39332607
>Follow Ebin's advice
Ebin's been doing that his whole life, look where that's got him

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>>39332123
Mate! Good to hear from you again. I remember last time you said you had been in the hospital for a while. Are you ok?

Have you been taking your Vitamin D supplements?

>>39332613
this worked for me
99e4657478e7b768ace5281ece419f9899e663e2

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>>39332647
actually my acestream started working again, shame boxing is totally hype driven shit

>>39332269
>Pls listen ty
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fheEb3oeRI

Well that first round was rather uneventful

>>39332751
was a great round lad. what did you expect?

>>39332759
ko in the first 5 seconds

>>39332759
Idk, I never watch boxing. I want someone to get knocked out

McGreggy looked like he wanted to grapple him

mayweather is getting fucked up

connor is a lot better than i thought he would be. he has an awkward style, it is refreshing to see. mayweather wil figure him out soon, i think

How much do you think it costs them to get an ad between rounds?

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>ywn be a proper anglo

floyd's picking it up lads but conor is still doing a lot better than I thought he would

That was a nice duck at the end of that round by mayweather. Greggy's still baiting, must be confident

kek rip connor's face

gg. mcgregor is done.

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its all habennings in round 9 lads

wtf, it's over? Why couldn't he carry on?

t. someone who knows nothing about boxing

>>39332657
Heyyy, yeah I'm ok. I had a bit of a random breathing issue but it resolved.

I've been taking them yes! Haven't really noticed much difference though lol. The problem I've got at the minute is feeling sick all the time/burping loads, but I think that might be like IBS from anxiety or something lol.

Tbh though my mental health is shit as ever.

What've you been up to? I see your sleeping pattern is still as fucked as mine haha

boxing is gay, it's not over till the 12 round end or someone gets knocked out

>mayweather climbing that pole like king kong and pulling that monkey face
kek

Well that was underwhelming as fuck eh lads

>>39333261
referee called it, he was obviously done. tko

>>39333261
Its a farce, they're both laughing all the way to the bank

>>39333273
you're a retard, conor was done

at least this guy >>39333261 admits he doesn't know about boxing

>>39333261
boxing refs are faggots
also if connor won boxing would be over and ufc would take it's place

>>39333286
nah, it was a great fight. casual fans cant see the technical skill behind any of it

>>39333294
so i want my ko or 12 rounds

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I'm fucking distraught. I just lost one-hundred dollars just because this dumb fucking baboon big-lipped potato nigger let some actual African walk all over him.

You faggots should've wiped the entire island clean years ago.

>>39333325
>dollars
Get out you yank faggot. No one here cares about you or your shitty bets.

>>39333304
I'll take your word for it lad

>>39333325
a fool and his money are soon parted lad

GET FUCKED WHITE BOI'S

I had a bet on McGregor quitting on his stool rounds 7-12, the ref fucked me here desu

>>39333325
>betting on mcgregor. you deserved to lose money for being a mong

I'd give my left nut to fuck one of these bimbos in the background

>>39333325
Racists unequivocally BTFO how will they ever recover

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>I turned him into a mexican
based conor with the bants

did anyone actually expect conor to win?

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JUST FUCK MY CAREER UP SENPAI

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>>39333486
loads of idiots and poltards (tautology?) definitely thought so

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RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS WAS EVERYTHING I HAD, I WANTED TO LIVE THE GOOD LIFE
ITS ALL OVER, BRB FUCKING KILLING MYSELF FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>39333498
>white peopo
Kek

Memes aside, Conor deserves some respect for that fight, he did much better than other world class boxers have done recently against Floyd

>>39333498
He's still the reigning champion of a vastly more entertaining combat sport.

>>39333528
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING WIN

>>39333526
kek

>>39333345
Ebin drops yet another truth bomb

>>39333526
Please lord let this be fake

>>39333584
Don't worry lad, it's been spammed all over /sp/. Definitely fake

>>39333345
Ebin has the best one liners

>>39333622
Ebin has the best lines full stop.

>>39333622
you do know that's a very popular expression right?

>>39333763
I'm aware. Ebin gives old expressions new life though

>>39333788
he does have some witty bants but I feel like people are sucking his dick just because he's a popular personality. britfeel's turning into celebrity worship, except for smelly NEETs

>>39333814
>"In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king"
Of course a group of neets is going to praise the worst neet.

welp excitement from the match is now over, wat do? It's too late to sleep but if I stay up I'll just collapse during the day and make my sleep schedule even worse

>>39333888
Sleep you normie

>>39333871
That's a nice quote desu. I was trying to think where I'd heard it before and it was this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QywH5lialsU

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>>39333917
But I'll wake up late in the afternoon and ruin my attempts to fix my sleep schedule...

Why did this shitty fight have to be on so late

God bless Conor lads, no joke he's one of my idols right now motivating me to reach my own fucking dreams. As much as I can appreciate Mayweathers boxing prowess and knowledge his fucking character and retarded TMT following are just too triggering. The whole battery charges stuff really is vile too and anyone who shrugs that shit off needs to be put down.

>>39333971
Wife beating is underrated

>>39333932
Never heard that song before. I heard the quote is a video about why old youtube had crappy content that was popular.
Somebody in the video said "In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king". Stuck with me, definitely a good quote.

>>39333971

He's a mouthy cunt BTFO and put squarely in his place by his superior.

>>39334035
>put squarely in his place
I doubt Conor even believed he would win, it's just his classic showboating. He just wanted a payday and I don't blame him, he didn't embarrass himself too much

>>39334035
>"Yu'll do nuttin"
His trash talk is the best part.

>>39334078
No, seeing him get destroyed was the best part. He's finished.

>>39333954
Shhhhhh
Sleep normie

>>39334101
>he's finished
You do realise he's still the king of mma right? This was his first boxing match against the undefeated champion, and he still fought well, it means nothing

>>39334123
>King of mma
Nate wipes the floor with him

>>39334118
STOP CALLING ME A NORMIE

I'm really hungry too, I can't sleep on an empty stomach. I think I'll just cook myself some eggs and have a nice early day

>>39333514
>poltards
KEK no one cared on /pol/ because they see the irish as non white

>>39334139
Kek are you implying that fight wasn't close? Conor knocked him down about 3 times in the beginning. I want to see a rematch

>>39334155
>they see the irish as non white
Further confirmation that pol has gone to the dogs. What a shithole

>stay up all night
>masturbate at 6am
>go off to work without even showering

need to sort myself out lads

>>39334166
>I want to see a rematch
It was set up just for that reason

>>39334198
>It was set up just for that reason
no another rematch

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>>39334178
Manly just because of southern rednecks and bready anglos, other than at no one cares also connor losing confirms the trump curse.

Is it possible to achieve skelly mode as a former fatty?

>>39334303
Loose skin lad. So no.

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Welp, I've got to say I thought it was a little underwhelming. I know next to nothing about boxing and this was the first fight I've actually watched intentionally so I suppose I'm not in a good position to judge, but I was hoping something really exciting would happen, like one of them getting knocked down. Instead they spent like 50% of the time hugging, and there weren't really any punches that looked majorly devastating. Maybe that's because they were so evenly matched though. I was really confused when it ended, I didn't understand why and it seemed very abrupt.

Also I can't believe anyone would pay near 100 bong to watch that when there were loads of free streams up. Same reason why I don't understand why people buy movies or music tbqh (unless it's to support the artist)

>>39334187
if you stayed up for the match there's nothing wrong with that, a lot of us did

you probably should have showered though you smelly wagie

>>39334303
Don't listen to >>39334340
you can still achieve skelly mode, as long as you don't lose weight too quickly to avoid loose skin. even with loose skin you'll look much better than being a fatty so go for it lad

>>39334274
How much do you think Trump bet on the fight?

>>39334374
a couple milli at least. anyone with a brain knew mayweather would win

>>39334345
Even people that liked the sport were bored and disappointed so don't feel too bad.

lads give me some good eurobeat that isnt the same 10 songs that always get spammed

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>>39334464
why would you listen to that shit? try some proper music instead

>>39334481
fun things are fun, i like to listen to it while playing racing games. also

>/mu/
most of the stuff they like is complete shit

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>>39334544
>he listens to music for f un

>>39334123

He's over. They're already calling him McFaggot.

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>>39333264
I'm really pleased you're out of the hospital mate. And well done for taking your supplements, with the kind of lifestyle we live I bet they really are necessary. You might only feel a difference in the long term though.

I'm sorry to hear you've been feeling bad mentally. I know it sounds cliche, but you know if you ever want to talk about how you're feeling I would always listen and try to help, even if I can't physically do anything. It's frustrating, that. Mental health is so tricky, sometimes all we can do is share our feels with each other and sympathise. Though sometimes that can provide some cathartic release, at least

Yep, I've come to terms with the fact that I will never have a normal sleep schedule. And that's ok, because nighttime is so comfy. And nighttime /britfeel/ is far superior to daytime /britfeel/. I haven't been up to much really. I've forced myself to go outside for walks a few times but it's difficult. It's still a rare occurence for me to leave the house

>>39334345
Agreed. First time I've watched boxing, this could have got me into it. Instead I was just bored. It's just barely a little more interesting than football, and that's saying something. And that's probably only because boxing is less drawn-out and tedious. With football you're just waiting for something to happen for 90 minutes, and sometimes nothing happens at all

>>39334544

/mu/ actually outstrips /r9k/ and /pol/ in the sad stakes.

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>>39334592
>oh no the meanies on the internet are calling him names!
He's laughing all the way to the bank. And he'll continue making more bank with the ufc, the king will never die

>>39334622

Potato munching big mouth BTFO.

What a palooka.

>>39334635
what the fuck is a palooka lol

>>39334622

Battered senseless by a near pensioner.
What a bum.

McGregor VS CM Punk when?

>>39334651

McGregor Vs Big Eric who hangs around outside the chippy more likely now.

Once everyone stops laughing.

>>39334622
look at that bulge
i wanna kiss his blanery stones

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>>39334635
>>39334648
>>39334675
>>39334696
It's clear who the superior specimen is. Yummy

>>39334717
stop lad youre making ebin think the bad thoughts again

>>39334773
Ebin's probably watching gay porn this second the homo fuck

>>39334145
Update: I decided to stay up. Just cooked meself some scrambled eggs on toast (Gordon Ramsay style) and will now watch Seinfeld. Comfy say ahead lads

Are you up early or up late?

>>39334464
Bit of a meme but here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs6BiPwqBU0

>>39334860
I'm up late. Starting to feel a little tired. Feels good that I don't have to go to slavery or anything

Enjoy your day lad

>>39334860
Up late mate, but I think I'll go to sleep now myself, have a good day

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>>39334935
Thanks lads you too, enjoy your rest. It'll take a lot for me to not fall asleep but I'll try

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i don't even care about sex anymore i just want to kiss and cuddle with a girl.

>>39335035
Damn, this jap is perfection. That face, those tits, those hips/legs, that dress. Imagine having her for the night, you'd want a lot more than just cuddling

>>39335083
too bad they age like milk desu

>>39335035
I don't even care about romantic affection anymore, I just want to have friends

Morning lads anyone still upand lurking

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Almost half way through bank holiday weekend and I've not done anything.

>>39332364
why would you do that to yourself?

ravioli olive oil parmesan

Reply to this post if you want to make a boy feel better because he feels lonely and like his soul is empty and life is empty too.

>>39335396
Life is suffering but don't worry you'll die eventually =DDDDD

>4am alarm didn't wake me up

at least it doesn't sound like it was all that

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If your SSRIs are making you want to be alone and isolate yourself, is that something you should just accept or should you be trying to fight it and still go out with friends if they ask you to?

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who /nightcore/ here?

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I'm the guy whoose yeast died.

This is how my pizza turnt out.
Suggestions on improving it?

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>>39335321
I'm still up lad, I anticipate I'll be awake for at least another hour, probably two

>>39335396
I hope this (You) goes some way towards soothing your tortured soul. Loneliness is a horrible feeling. But remember the /britfeel/ boys will always be here for you, willing to comfort and have fun with you.

I genuinely consider the lads of /britfeel/ my friends. Maybe it's just from desperation considering I have not a single irl friend. Is that very sad? I was considering making a big soppy post about how much you guys mean to me but I decided against it since it would have been a little homo.

>>39335593
Patrician taste. Here's my current fav https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSCN0EjNKkA Yours?

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>>39335637
Now I feel guilty and lonely because I'm not even a proper britfeel lad. I just keep the same hours and I have a very good friend who lives in the UK.

I'm just a very lonely yank. I'm sorry for being a fraud.

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>>39335590
help
original post tbqh desu

>tfw about to hit the prime sports time of the year with premier league, champions league group stages, and NFL

time to do nothing but watch sports until the new year, it's worked out the same way over the past two years where I end up doing nothing else

>>39335637
i just listen to hour long compilations desu, i like that one though

>>39335704
>look at me I watch the sportsballs
get a load of this fucking normie

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>>39335664
It's ok lad, loneliness is a universal feeling. You seem like one of the nicer Yanks, maybe the executive immigration committee will consider granting you a temporary visa if you are able to demonstrate your knowledge of quintessential British culture (e.g. Greggs, job centres, 'spoons, etc)

>>39335617
That's a depressing pizza, sorry lad I have no advice

>>39335733
I don't know how to prove that I didn't look all this up with a Google search, but:

Greggs is a very famous bakery
Job centres are places where lads with neetbux have to visit to keep their neetbux

Paki's are a plague.

What else should you ask me?

>>39335716
whats wrong with watching sports? did your pe teacher touch you or something

>>39335775
>oh look the ball's over there!
>now it's over there! this certainly is an interesting development
>~3 goals in a 90 minute game
You have to have an incredibly simple mind to find that shit entertainign

>>39335785
It's about the contest and the display of skill pluss a healthy dose of tribalism

>>39335808
>It's about the contest and the display of skill
so watch figure skating then

>>39335785
oh look babby's deconstructed something isn't he smart

sport is the perfect place to express man's need for physical competition and tribalism. we're still the same creatures who practiced tribal warfare, and it feels satisfying to be able to take part in it despite living in our very sanitised 21st century society

>>39335785
bet you watch moe anime

>>39335808
>>39335829
We have evolved past tribalism

>>39335767
Paki's what are a plague?

>>39335785
>~3 goals in a 90 minute game
defend this
if you insist on watching sport why do you have to follow one that's so fucking uneventful and drawn out?

>>39335837
not physiologically, you're either filled with estrogen or massively repressed.

trying to repress our tribal instincts is like trying to repress our sexual ones. it's healthy to let them out in a safe way, such as sports or guilt-free wanking

>>39335182
we're talking about fucking here lad, not marrying them for life. also asians practically don't age at all until they hit about 40-50, then it's a sheer drop off a cliff

>>39335847
its not like theyre all standing still for half an hour then a goal is scored, they do other shit besides that during the game

>>39335532
you missed the fight of the century lad. should have stayed up like the rest of the britfeel lads, we had a right laugh

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>>39335590
>>39335671
If you're not normally socially averse then I'd say fight it. If it's typical for you though then you might consider just accepting it as the way you are. Your post actually reminded me of a post I made over a month ago where I considered if it was acceptable to do that:

>Just had a thought, is living a reclusive lifestyle truly shameful because it represents a failure to be properly socially adjusted, or is it really an equally legitimate style of living that fits certain personality types? The general consensus is that the normie way of life is the most legitimate and most desirable, and that any other lifestyle is the result of failing to be a normie, but what if that's not the case? What if we were just conned into believing that due to normie-centric society, when really robothood is not a sad derivative of normiehood at all, but a valid alternative?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38551267/#38559548

>tfw whilst searching for that post I came across an anon on another board who has posted a load of Crona art that I don't have yet
Nice

>>39335664
careful with posting that waifu yank friend, you might make one of the resident tripfags sperg out

>>39335813
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
>>39335837
Yeah we're really evolved not like those fucking normies (if you get my point)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spPbO_r5srs

knew these things would kill you but didn't realise it looks like that, scary stuff

fight was shit btw

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>>39335785
>You have to have an incredibly simple mind to find that shit entertainign
If only we could be as enlightened as you anon

>>39335889
Bradford must be pretty grim

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>>39335897
Football truly is a dire sport though, so uneventful. If you wanted to indulge in tribalism why not at least do it with something exciting? I remember seeing a game of hurling once on tv and was impressed by how exciting and fast-paced it was

Random vid, this definitely looks like a vastly improved version of football https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEMvRrOCRI

I reckon people probably just support football teams because everybody else does and it's the most normie sport

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baseball is the patrician choice for sport
not a yank i promise

>>39335889
Why did he do that? Was he an idiot?

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>>39335881
I'm asking because my best friend is on SSRIs now after a stint in a psych ward and getting diagnosed with OCD, and even though before that he was super open and we would call and talk every night about everything, now he wants to be alone now to reflect on his issues and sort his shit out. I asked if it was still alright for me to ask how he's doing every couple days and he said that was fine, but any attempts at prodding him to open up are met with 'I just wanna keep to myself for now' or something equivalent. I've sent three messages in the last week and haven't got a response from a single one

I understand wanting to sort shit out on yourself and I think not being dependent on others to fix you is a good trait to have, but I don't know if I should be suggesting to him that he shouldn't be closing himself off fully and if he's feeling like that he should be fighting it since it's a side effect of the meds. Prior to the meds he was a huge open book that wanted to tell me everything so this is a massive change

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>>39335965
>watching a 3+ hour game every single day for half a year

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>>39335993
not like i have anything better to do desu

Should I download Cities Skylines or OpenTTD lads?

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>>39335980
Are you the same anon who posted about how you got your friend sectioned (or something like that)? If so, I'm glad to hear an update, I was wondering how things were developing.

That's rough lad. I really don't know what to suggest, I'm so bad with people that I would inevitably choose the wrong course of action. If you try to get him to open up you risk him withdrawing further, but if you leave him alone you might start to grow distant from each other, or he could need your support. My instincts tell me to give him some space but check in with him regularly and make clear how you're there for him, maybe increase the frequency of your messages and express your concerns if he doesn't come back around and open up to you again after a few weeks. I'm probably wrong though, would be best to get a second opinion.

I hope things get better soon. Keep us updated, and remember you're welcome to vent to us if you feel the need.

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What's been going on with piratebay recently?

All proxies just return this

>>39336188
Looks like it's just your proxies, mate, mine work perfectly fine.

>leave house
>see girl with wide hips and nice bum
>can't concentrate on anything but thinking about how much I would like to breed her
>literally can't live a normal life without looking at women whenever I leave the house and rating them on my breeding scale

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I'm restoring an old bike lads, but I can't decide what colour scheme to go for.

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>>39336221
When I read posts like this I'm glad I have such a low sex drive that I only fap once every 5 days or so. I can't imagine being sex-obsessed. I know a guy who 80% of what he talks about it women and his flirting attempts. He does nofap though, that probably plays a part in his obsession

>tfw have 0 >tfw no gf feels
feelsgoodman

>>39336246
black with flame decals

>>39336246
I'd say the one on the right looks nicer what with the colour schemes.

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>>39336246
If I paint it white I can have deepwall black wheels like these that look 80s as fuck.

But if I paint it black I can't have black wheels. Black and black doesn't go.

>>39336270
>black and black doesn't go
>he doesn't stealthcycle

>>39336188
>>39336196
Nah it's been happening to me too, most of the proxy sites have been taken down. Here's one that worked for me
https://ukbay.pro/
click on TPB onion #1

I'm averaging about 12 solved captchas every post now

>>39336325
I can't believe there are people who don't use legacy captcha. It is 10x easier

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>>39336221
When I read posts like this I'm glad that there are still heterosexual males here who want to breed females

>>39336181
>Are you the same anon who posted about how you got your friend sectioned (or something like that)?
possibly but I was mistaken for a slightly different story before, in this case your details are slightly wrong
He voluntarily went to hospital and then a psych ward after he started self harming one night and his parents heard him - just punching a wall but he did start cutting himself in the psych ward with pencils and fingernails. Part of getting out of the psych ward was promising he wouldn't self harm again and of the week and a bit I heard from him after he was out and before he switched meds he sounded like he was actually excited about getting better, especially after the OCD diagnosis

then some friend drama shit happened right after he was put on SSRIs and after that was when he told me he wants to be by himself for now

The last message I sent was yesterday afternoon, I'll give him today to see if he responds and then I think my next step will be to message his sister to ask her how he's doing like I did when he was in the psych ward

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>>39336325
Oh, so it's not just me? I confirm a captcha, get that green tick, then it says "I've mistyped the captcha" for like a trillion times, pisses me off. For some reason this doesn't happen on Internet Explorer.

>>39336265
Why don't you just eat a small amount of junk food? Practice some self control while also indulging yourself

>lots of qt lads
Haha that's gay Tilde

>>39336325
>>39336345
Legacy captcha you spastics. It takes 2 seconds to change in your settings and saves minutes if not hours of your day

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>>39336341
yeah well it's great and all that I have a strong sex drive, but it's not being put to any use. pretty maddening tbphwyl

>>39336265
run on the spot for a minute

>>39336366
Cheers, cunt, at least I know who to thank now.

>Change to legacy captcha
>Changes itself back

>>39336382
Have you tried save settings

>>39336385
Yep, after a few days it always goes back to normal

>>39336265
Why don't you buy a bike and join the small group of cycling lads here?

>>39336382
>captcha

lol, stop being so tight-fisted

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>>39336342
Ah yes, there is another anon who posted a similar story, though I do remember each of yours as being distinctly separate.

This must be tough on you too, do you have any other friends you can confide in?

>>39336410
>since 2014
absolutely degenerate

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST. k

>cycling 10 miles a day for 2 weeks
>Incredibly painful to walk as legs hurt
>But cycling doesn't hurt

Have I become more bike than man?

>>39336432
It's actually since 2013, but i lost the stupid token

Shipanon's a betting man, how much do you think he bet on the fight? He's a sensible lad, bet he went Mayweather

>>39336265
You havent got a fat face tilde, its just your mad spastic disorder that tells you that.

>>39336484
If you were betting you wouldn't want to bet on Mayweather. The returns were shite so unless you dropped huge money on him you'd get scraps back.

This will be the fight that decides if black men or white men are superior.

PRINCE NAZEEM IS THE BEST BOXER IN THE WORLD EVER

>>39336509
How can you not ride a bike? Can't you get Ebin to teach you?

>>39336509
Trannies are still gay though haha

>you will never get on a bulk with Tilde and feed each other in bed
why live

>>39336422
>do you have any other friends you can confide in?
partially. He's my best friend and there's nobody on par with him that I would share anything/everything with, but I do have one other moderately personal friend who I talked to about all of this during the weeks leading up to the psych ward. It usually takes a day or two to get a response from him because he's busy being a wageslave with a bf now and we write essays at a time rather than a back and forth live conversation. Last I spoke to him was about 2 weeks ago, there isn't really anyone who I make an active effort to frequently talk to besides the guy who's currently isolating himself

When I last messaged him a week ago he did say he understood he was putting my in a really difficult position, apologized and said how much he valued me and that he was looking forward to doing shit again with me in the future. But I'm not sure if he's fully aware that if it really is the meds changing his personality to favor isolation then that's not going to go away for a long time and it might be better to fight it than accept it

I also come here to ask things because the types of people who come to britfeel are more likely to be familiar with depression and SSRIs and shit

I bet tilde would give pretty solid head after being bulimic so long desu

>>39336566
>the types of people who come to britfeel are more likely to be familiar with depression and SSRIs and shit
That's because England is a shithole, everyone's depressed here

>>39336593
I imagine her gag reflex will be mostly gone too. Deepthroat would be god tier, followed by unloading big cums for a healthy, nutricious snack at a fraction of the price

>>39336616
>her
hello this is an original post yes thank you

>>39336616
A load of cum contains about 25 calories, so he can't have too many!

hello /britfeel/, been away for a couple weeks just laying in bed and letting my body waste away doing nothing, finally back on the pc and back with you guys

what did I miss?

>>39336623
no need to be rude

>>39336642
that's true but don't forget about the protein!

>muh tranny
>muh food/binge
>muh clothes
>muh whores
>muh shekelstein

Get a fucking personality already

>>39336661
Literally fucking nothing. I know this is said often, but this place really has gone down the fucking toilet. Never been so bad, not even at peak poleaboo posting.

>>39336661

this really is a shit meme desu

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>>39336661
Hi lad, pleased to have you back with us. In the last few weeks Ebin and Tilde have both started blogging. Not even joking, they really have their own blogs now

There was also this golden oc

>>39336756
>>39336791
might just head back off to bed then tbqh

>>39336748
and what's your personality mr. complain a lot?

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>people unironically thought mcgregor could win, citing factors such as weight and age and ignoring the fact he'd never fought once as a boxer

>>39332437
you have a good radio voice anon

>>39336723
You mums a bit of a twat lass. Tell her to sod off and get cycling. Its fun as hell and its good for taking your mind off things.

>>39336823
why the fuck was the fight so hyped up if he wasn't even a fucking boxer?

Hey guys, I used to be a regular on britfeel in 2014, but have been stuck in my shed since January 2015 and only just got released.

Can someone tell me everything that happened in britfeel for the past 2 and a half years?

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>A man detained outside Buckingham Palace in an incident where three police officers were injured reached for a 4ft sword while shouting "Allahu Akbar", Scotland Yard has said.

>Police are treating the attack as an act of terrorism and believe the culprit was acting alone, but said they are keeping an "open mind" over his motives.

>Open mind over his motives

>>39336844
Because of the freakshow nature of the world's most popular MMA fighter going against the undefeated boxer.

>>39336844

promotion. it was a freak show. people were curious.

the greatest boxer of his generation against some potato nigger who behaves like your drunk uncle at a wedding.

sadly no one will watch ggg-canelo in a few weeks which is going to be the fight of the year.

>>39336748
honestly a narcissistic bulimic tranny who works at greggs is really original

>>39336870
>narcissistic
I never really paid attention to tilde
what makes him narcisstic?

>>39336844
on 4chan at least it became a race thing

>still constantly hearing about grenfell shite
>every terror attack swept under the rug as quickly as possible
>don't even hear a peep about those little girls getting blown to bits anymore because muh grenfell
>barely any reporting on some bin bag's husband trying to attack buckingham palace with a sword

being NEET is the only protection against muslims

>>39336845
some personalities came and went and now we have new ones

how's the shed been?

>>39336941
I'm comfy in the black country. The scum around here is at least white. They might steal your bike but they wont murder you in the streets.

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never forgetti tildeanons spaghetti

>>39332437
You have such a dreamy voice. Have you been up all night?

Also you sound exactly like Robert Webb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkWZACXdOJA

>>39336849
Called it the other night

>>39336941
Think most everyday people are getting sick of them now. I get the impression the people I work with at Greggs dislike them

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>>39336978
>this was a month ago yesterday

Make it stop lads!

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>>39336849
realIy makes you thlnk

>>39335035

Youse a faggit.

>>39332437
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1i8JUvCS1hm

>>39337024
obviously i still care about sex but if a girl said to me that i can either fuck her for 30 mins or cuddle with her in bed all night i'd definitely choose the latter

dreamt I got a tattoo of my face on my face then immediately regretted it
bizzare

>>39337078
Confirmed fag.
KYSP

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Good morning, /britfeel/!
How are you feeling this morning?

A problem has been detected and you have been shut down to prevent damage.
DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL

I hope you feeling well and what you get up to today makes you happy!

Technical information:
STOP: 0x000000D1 (0x0000000C,0x00000002,0x00000 000,0xF86B5A89)
gv3.sys - Address F86B5A89 base at F86B5000, DateStamp 3dd9919eb

I had a dream last night that I was a human. I've spent all day wondering what it meant.

Beginning dump of physical memory...
Physical memory dump complete.

Have you ever felt real?

>>39337105
but I don't run windows anon

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this webm made my willy twitch, am I gay?

>>39336595

I wonder if Len/Saku know about what sort of reputation they have in the thread now and how they get blamed for everything. I've never seen Saku post and I've been in the thread since earlyish 2017, and I bet it's just random anons posting the Len copypasta sporadically.

I bet neither of them have even been in the thread for months, let alone have any idea of how they get accused of stirring up shit constantly. That's what makes it so pathetic tbqh

>>39337202
yes
it's disgusting

>>39337015
Why do you do stupid shit like that? What motivates you?

>>39337202
Look at those little breast buds, bet those are like Tilde's

If Tilde took his shirt off around you, would you have no reaction like it was a normal guy, or would you interpret it as lewd? Would it depend on how well he passes?

>>39337207
I've been here years and haven't really got a clue who either of them are.

I think len is a poster who used to post "how is everyone?" reply to his (you)s then leave. I have never knowingly seen saku make a single post in 3 years, I'm sure he is just someone on the discord/steam group who doesn't even post here

>>39337221
Why does it have to be disgusting?

I don't want to be gay.

lads
why is tilde samefagging so much as anon?

>>39337267
it's not disgusting, that anon just has a different preference to you

I just found out mcdonalds serve irn bru in scotland, but only scotland, this upsets me

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>tfw non normie sister

>>39337229
It irritated me that they really hurt a vulnerable person and refused to acknowledge their actions. Nobody hurts my lads desu. But that's enough of that

>>39337267
It's not disgusting anon. There's nothing wrong with you being you, it's just how you are, same as anyone else. Whether the cause is biological or environmental is also irrelevant. Don't think you need to alter who you are just because other people may or may not agree.

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looking through craigslist for more weird shit and found this
wat do

>>39337289
I don't understand what I'm looking at in the pic. Did you come out to her?

>>39337313
law enforcement sometimes baits people like that.
ignore.

>>39337327
wouldnt that be entrapment?

>>39337327
that's original entrapment

>>39337327
Yanks need to leave right now

>>39337313
Love how it says m4m. Can't imagine if you wanted to be killed you would be too picky about the gender doing it.

>wanked off 9 times yesterday
>already tugged it 3 times today and I only woke up 2 hours ago
Lads help me.

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craigslist is such a weird place

>>39337369
That's a bit odd mate. If you want to cross dress then fine but I wouldn't share that with my sister.

>>39337401
Don't see the problem mate, make hay while the sun shines.

>>39337428
My dick is in agony though.

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>>39337369
tilde would you be willing to whore yourself out to this "curvy" lad in a wheelchair? you could live off of his disabled bennies forever

>>39336265
post feet in pantyhose pls

Tilde post feet or ill cri

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>>39337492
don't hit on me, tee-hee

>>39337492
a fellow footfag thought about going to see tilde at work but too shy

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I've lost all hope that I'll ever find a girl who doesn't piss me off.

>>39337469
>pantyhose
YANK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39337518
Iktf, haven't genuinely liked a girl since I was 16. Everyone I've met since has been a vapid mong or we just didn't get on.

I've been up all night to watch the fight. tried to stay up all day to fix my sleep schedule but that was a foolish attempt. Eyes are closing now

Wish me sweet dreams /britfeel/

>>39337540
thats what they are called you mong

>>39337559
They're called tights you fucking colonial subhuman.

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>>39337557
Goodnight lad. I'm going to sleep too I think.

Hopefully I won't wake up

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>>39337577
no they aren't you tit these are tights

>>39337559
That's what Yanks call them you dumb cunt, did you seriously not know they are called tights?

hurt my right arm the other day cutting down a heavy branch that fell awkwardly, and it's only getting worse desu

>>39337615
>In England and some European countries, tights are a general garment term for any legwear regardless of thickness or thinness.
Fuck off you pissant.

http://www.differencebetween.net/miscellaneous/fashion-beauty/difference-between-pantyhose-and-tights/

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>>39337615
you're a seppo mong

>>39337615
Those are leggings, you imbecile.

>>39337621
it's not panthose are transparent like this>>39337639

>>39337615

Fuck off you septic mong.

noon and already so sassy

>>39337669
>Pantyhose, called tights in the United Kingdom and a few other countries, are close-fitting legwear covering the wearer's body from the waist to the toes

WHERE IS MY SHIT AMAZON HURRY UP RRRRRREEEEEEEE

>>39337694
no men can wear tights and not be a fag but they can't wear pantyhose

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just broke my fucking tooth
dipshit I am bit into frozen chocolate
on a bank holiday weekend too, FUCK

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>>39337730
>men can't wear "pantyhose"

>>39337730
I've never seen a man wear tights in my life

>>39337753
it's all the rage hipsters and 16th century archers

>>39337753
superman
>domo-origato

>>39337790
When you were in primary school did any of you lads go to that Tudor House thing on a school trip where they made you wear tights. I had to bring a pair of my sisters to wear. Didn't enjoy it.

>>39337821
NO! ats very gay

>>39337821
>lads go to that Tudor House thing on a school trip where they made you wear tights

Lad...

watching Easy Rider

>>39337748
source but only if it's a trap

>>39337911
Lurk more you faggot.

theres an old lady who lives across the street from me and she asks me what day it is every time i walk past

>>39337821
That the one where they blindfold you and make you suck salty mayo out of a thick garden hose?

Good news and bad news: I'm still not in great shape but I have an unusually low level of visceral, or dangerous fat. 1-20 is considered healthy, and I have 4. I'm getting there. Think I'm going to make it desu. Losing 1-2lb a week I reckon. Seeing my ribs again for the first time in years.

>>39337746

Haha spacker, hope it wasn't a visible one.

>>39337969
Well done lad. It's hard losing weight, keep it up!

>>39337931
no just like the fucking hentai or anime you cunt, been here for 2 years have never seen this gif

>>39337980
bottom left incisor
doesn't look too horrible but it's sensitive and razor fucking sharp

>>39337933
Just wants to talk to someone because her husband and friends are dead and her kids have fucked off

>>39338003
>2 years
Exactly. Lurk more.

107 hours and 15 minutes of Comeback August remain

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>>39338046
There's still time for Ebin to learn how to solve his cube if he tries, it would only take him a few hours. I had a dream the other night that he sold his cube without solving it, and he actually considered it 'progress' because he was making money, or at least recouping his losses

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A glorious day to all, friends of ying1 yun4! Welcome to our next lesson in Mandarin!

Today, wo3 will teach ni3 all the word for well. Remember that warbling third tone as well as to use a nice, guttural h (like the ch in loch) for this word. Notice also how hao3 is composed of two smaller characters, or radicals. The left one means female, while the right one means child. We can take the radical for female and use it instead of the leftmost radicals in ni3 and ta1 to give the feminine forms! Fret not, as these words are pronounced the same way as their masculine counterparts.

By combining the appropriate form of ni3 with hao3, we can form a new word also: ni3 hao3 (which is actually pronounced as ni2 hao3)! This means hello. Wonderful!

Until next time, friends!

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>>39337821
I did go to a massive estate out in Sevenoaks in kent when I was at school, and at one part of the day we got to dress up in Tudor clothes that were provided and yes I wore some breeches and then we did some play.
However being the fat kid i got to dress up as Henry the 8th which was comfy af.

>>39335593
love it. this is a good mix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhieJB1dPio
this is a great song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gcxWo5gKg
>>39335637
like that.

fucking great way to start the day eh lads.

>>39338133
>as well as to use a nice, guttural h (like the ch in loch) for this word.

Beijinger detected

Phew glad Floyd won lads was worried we were going to see a full blown race war if he lost.

>>39338084
Took me like an hour. Retarded it's taken him 27 days

>>39338133

This is some hardcore autism, even by britfeel standards

>>39338428

I think he's just not into it desu

>>39338133

I'm 70% certain you are a yank, and 98% certain you are not british.

>>39338133
kan ni na bu chao chee bye

>>39338425
why i wanted connor to win just because i hate boxing it's a shit contact sport

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>>39338133
>A glorious day to all

>>39337346
>British police don't entrap constantly
Yanks like you need to leave right now

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>>39338546
>Shipanon seems to have incredible influence over /britfeel/

Quiet, roach

>>39338546
>How many lads here are learning Mandarin anyway?

There are at least 4 mandarin learners in britfeel (including you)

>Prank parents into thinking I'm gay
>They discover it was a prank
>Mum now believes I'm straight but dad still thinks I'm gay
Wat do?

>>39338597
make your mum watch you suck off your dad

>>39338597
What a shit "prank"