well this is goodbye, robots, im going to kill my elf tonight.

rip anon's elf

>>39332242
elves are for fug, not killing

>>39332242
Can we see pics of your elf first?

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>>39332242
Please dont anon he makes us toys and stuff for Christmas and stuff hes a really nice guy :(

i have a bonger

>>39332242
Why did Obama free this fucking fag?

How long before Chelsea turns back into a man? I predict a few more months.

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>>39332242
*blocks your path*
"heh, looks like you've been a naaaaaaaaaaughty boi this 2017 Holiday Season"
*fires a madlad barrage in your direction*
"You just got renovated to the kill list"

>>39332303
He/she burned bush not Obama. So of course illuminati wizard Obama pardons the Bush burner

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>>39332242
no dont do it anon your elf loves you

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>killing an elf
At least contact a shelter and try to get a new master first.
I'm sure there are lots of people that would love to take care of her/him.

>>39332242
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever."