Hello r9k, Tonight i come to you asking for a favour. I am set

>>39332142
Be a hero and try to find the lethal dosage of LSD

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Hot Fudge Enema death.

they can add the whipped cream and cherries at your funeral lunch for everyone'
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Hot Fudge Enema banana boats for everyone!!!

why do you want to end it?

>>39332372
I see no reason to go on. All I'm gonna do is keep working until I cant work anymore which will put me into a retirement home where I'll rot away and eventually die. I don't have a person nor anyone who would really want me around. My friends all slowly disappeared, my parents hate me and I have no one to love or call my own. Generic shit but its oh so relevant...

>>39332184
The fly on his taint adds that little extra bit of icing on the cake. if it is in fact a fly. And how the fuck did he manage to get his ass to resemble an opened manhole?

>>39332593
Find love? Explore the world? Achieve something? Don't you want to do any of that?

>>39332142
heroin, in fact you'll wish you hadn't killed yourself and instead became a heroin junkie
its pure happiness

>>39332665
My friend, finding love is out of the question. I doubt my luck will change in 5 years... exploring the world costs money, which i do not have and probably never will. Achieving something is also something that would prove to be a hassle since i've never been good at much, just entertaining friends with friend based humour...... but my friends are gone now....