What the fuck is wrong with me

pathetic bump

>>39331356
>I awkwardly get out of there
You were doing good up until this point.

>>39331356
Wow,a robot actually approaching a female?
get outta town

>>39331725
i'm too scared of jail anon

>>39331801
Jail's a far stretch away from talking to a girl in a grocery store. Also, think of what your life has to offer if you don't take any risks; presumably nothing, just more of doing the same old shit over and over again. I say if a girl seems interested, go for it, worry about consequences later. Worst case-scenario you get some teenage puss and kill yourself before you get thrown in jail, beats living a life of solitude for thirty more years before drinking yourself to death a cold winter's morning.

>>39331891
Can someone please tell me how to approach a girl? How the hell do people like OP do it? What do you even say them?

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>>39331356
>Approaching anyone at Walmart
That was your first mistake, anon. You must live a sheltered life if at least every other trip doesn't produce:
> anyone dressed strangely or inappropriately
> disgustingly obese even by American standards
> scary/disgusting people who pay with EBT

>>39332217
She was fucking hot though.
for a 14 year old...

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>be me, 20
>taking the bus to college
>start noticing this qt on the bus regularly
>gets off at the same stop as me near the mall, a few blocks away from the college
>she's usually carrying books so I assume she's a college student too
>one Halloween she's dressed as Link
>canthandleit.bmp
>consider approaching her over the next few days
>one day she's sitting in such a way that I notice what the title of her textbook is
>chemistry 10

>>39331356
>getting a loaf of bread
>Walmart

Let's start there

>>39332668
It's 98 cent.

>be me
>relationship status with this girl: act like bf & gf but deny us being bf & gf
>girl is sister of my bff
>sleep at bff's house
>she goes to the club & gets half drunk
>comes home at ~2am
>walks her way to the bed im sleeping in
>she removes the sheets and gets on top of me(shes on top of me like missionary)
>we hug
>shes hugging really tight
>too shy to make a move so she just rolls to the side and we sleep

>>39332600
what does this mean annon?

>>39332787
I guess she was a sophomore in high school while OP is an adult.

>chilling in bedroom
>feel an urge to fart
>fart
>"hmm, kinda wet"
>remove pants
>underwear stained with shit

>>39333068
This happened to me at work recently except I went to the washroom to check my pants. Nearly let out a squirt of diarrhea into my pants, luckily I stopped it right as soon as I felt wet so I got away with it

>>39333438
I remember at high school we had these stupid long shirts we had to tuck into our shorts.

I left class and went to shit, the tail of the shirt went into the bowl and was covered in shit streaks and caught a few nuggets. A scrubbed and scrubbed until the teacher sent someone to come get me and there was still a faint poopy smell about me as Inwent back to class. It was terrible.