>BONE chilling phrases that molest the very fabric of your

"Now let's hear what Anon has to say..."

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>>39329893
>why are you so shy?
>he is so awkward
one day it will happen

in reference to me using song lyrics
>anon calls women bitches

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what has the dog 3 anon

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">why you're so quiet?"
wtf you want me to say if we don't have anything in common fucking lame ass faggot

>>39329893
"What did you do at the weekend?"

I NEVER DO ANYTHING SO HOW DO I ANSWER THIS?

>>39329981
just make up a summary from one of your animes. Works for me

>>39330001
what sort of anime are you watching man? even slice of life ones are too crazy for that.

"How many years do you have left in college?"
Also
>when the professor or norman assumes you have minimal time to study because you have a family to take care of

>>39329893
Literally me.
>>39329914
Literally me.
>>39329980
Literally me.

>>39329893
oh my god this hurts

>>39329893
>"don''t worry anon, you'll find somebody somday"
Its this exact line that stopped me from ever talking about love and relationships with anybody

>>39329893

>"so, you got a girlfriend? hehee ;)"
>"oooh, is she you GIIIRLFRIEND??"

I've always had an absolutely awful issue with people implying I like someone. Perhaps due to some childhood trauma. I can admit to liking someone if it's my friend i'm talking to, but I could never ever admit to liking a girl to my family, especially my parents. I think it's because they made fun of me and stuff like that and it made me feel humiliated whenever they implied I liked anyone.

Why can't you just be happy?
Why don't you text your friends and do something with them?

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>>39329893
>Split up into groups everyone
>Why don't you talk more anon?
>Parents: When are you going to introduce us to your girl friend

>what kind of video games do you play?
People who don't play games are the only people who ask me this and there is really no proper answer. I can't have an actual conversation about games with someone who doesn't play games or know any of the lingo. It's not like I can name off games and they're going to know any of them unless I say Mario or CoD and I would be lying if I did

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>"Why aren't you happy anon? You know people in X country don't have ___ and ___. You've got it pretty good so stop being depressed"

thats not how happiness works

thats not how depression works

telling me that other people are suffering just makes me more depressed and hate myself more

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>"anon why aren't you working more?"
>"anon your working too much"

JUST

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"Oh, I'm going to the dance with a boy from another school."

She didn't.

bump

OC donut steel

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>>39331696
MY FUCKING BRAIN IS BROKEN YOU BITCH I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF PRODUCING ENOUGH DOPAMINE TO WANT TO LIVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>what are your hobbies, anon?
>tfw all of them are really dumb
>tfw normies usually laugh when I mention them

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>Any plans for the weekend?
>What are your hobbies?
>Why don't you talk to us?

>finds out I was in the army and was deployed
>"so, uh did you ever, you know, shoot anyone?"
Or arguably worse
>"Wow why didn't you tell me?!"

>>39332155
>>why don't you talk to us

This was one of the worst at high school. Tbh senpai. At least it wasn't "stop talking to us" though

"are you ok?"
>tfw bipolar
>tfw stable

>>39332072
>what are your interests
Mfw it's a blatant lie if I don't say video games or anime

>"Gay gay poopyboy"
Fuck you!

>How was your day

same as every other fucking day of my miserable, mediocre and uninteresting life.

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>start of the year
>Literally first day
>teacher: "This year you will have to do a class presentation"
>Spend entire year stressing about it
>one week prior
>teacher gives information about the presentation
>"You'll do it in groups of 2"
>Ohgodwhy.png
>Quickly look to the 1 guy who could be considered a "friend"
>he looks at someone else
>Start stressing even more
>Ask the teacher if you can do it on your own
>She says no
>she stands up and starts talking
>"Is there anyone without a partner who wants to go with Anon?"
>Silence
>Start sweating
>PleaseEndMyLife
>She sits down
>"Okay anon, you can do the presentation on your own"
>Call in sick that day
>Now I'm stressing for when I have class the next day
>She doesn't mention the presentation
>mfw

Luckily she just ended up giving me an average grade. She probably felt sorry for me.

>>39329893
>there's no God, anon
Oh so I'm this way because of my.own failings

>>39332696
I really really don't like when this happens

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>>39332856
I fucking know this feel. Why do teachers insist on doing group projects? They have to know how that makes quiet people freak the fuck out

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>>39333500
some quiet people get better when you make them work with others and present, so the ones who don't have to pay with misery for the betterment of the rest

>>39333558
Well I hope it's worth it for them. Group projects are some of my worst memories

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>>39329893
>Anon, it's your turn to present

>Run out of room

>>39329893
"Are you okay?"
Never fails to make me not okay or otherwise ruin my day.

>>39333500
they want you to learn not to be quiet
but it doesn't work like that

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>so anon, did any of your friends wish you a happy birthday?

>>39329981
Same. It's either

>worked and slept all weekend

or

>nothing (basically watching anime/play vidya)

Fug.

>>39331446
This desu desu. What a huge parenting mistake.

>if you keep acting like this you'll end up in jail!
After getting beaten in a fight by my dad when he lost his shit finding my hentai collection.

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>you've become like a lonely old man anon

>>39334225
I actually thought I was alone with this one. I've heard this for years; I've accepted my old hermit life despite just turning 22

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>>39329893
Psycho Mantis is a level one hundred robot.

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>you should talk more

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>Wait, you're really 22?? You look like 16!!

Or

>God you're soooo skinny, I could pick you up... (Proceeds to pick me up)

I'm 5'6 and about 102lbs. And baby faced of course. Basically everyone treats me like a joke.

>>39329893
These are the worst threads on r9k. The stale MGS meme, the predictable and unvaried posts about robots with (mild) social anxiety, and the underage summerfags who bump the thread with their inane "this!! oregano!!!!" comments.
Please let future "bone chilling phrases" threads die.

>>39329893
This one always gets to me:
>Can you talk a little louder? I can't quite hear you.

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>>39329893
>"Why don't you smile"

This isn't bone chilling it's just makes me fucking angry.

>>39329893
"Have you taken your pills"
>you know damn well I did you watched

It isn't just the fact I've taken them it's the fact that I don't think I need them

I think even worse is:

"You used to be so happy as a kid, what happened"

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>just talk to her bro
And any variations of it.

>>39334570
It's better being skinny and healthy then being a fat fuck like me and a few other robots.

>>39334943
Well, skinny doesn't automatically mean that you are healthy, i'm starting to get closer to 30 and i'm starting to have some health issues, i am skinny as rail.

>>39334931
I think a lot of kids started getting this

parents are so fucking retarded

>>39329893
>I love you
I know this probably doesn't sound bad, but it's the way they say it. I can hear the disappointment and failed expectations in their tone.

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>One day when you have a girlfriend you're not gonna be able to be like this. Life is hard.

If I get a girlfriend I'm not gonna have 3 fucking kids. If I get a girlfriend I'm not gonna get someone who can't stand me. If I get a girlfriend were both gonna be idiots. I don't get many phrases that fucking hurt, but goddamn it, I fucking hate these stupid assumptions.

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>>39334570
HOLY FUCK

I KNOW THIS FEEL

Once while I was bagging at work (work at a grocery store) a guy asked

>"how old are you?"
>18
>"Really? you look like a stretched out 7 year old haha"
>heh...
>mfw

I also weigh less than you but I'm the same height. It makes me so fucking self conscious.

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>>39334931
this one hurts me because it's true...

what the fuck happened to me?

>why don't you ever try with any girls?

>>39329893
>hi, can i sit here?
translates to
>i am going to invade your personal space, prepare your ears for my extroverted verbal diarrhea that i am going to spew, i don't need much feed back "mhm, ok, hmm" is enough to fuel me for another 10 minutes of constant chatter, to me you're just a microphone to listen to my boring mind numbing chatter about this one cat i saw that did a thing

>say something
>get ignored

>say something
>"huh?"
>"what did you say"
>"sorry didn't hear you"

always makes my blood boil

>>39335070
>>39334570
I'd like if a girl would pick me up (of fucking course it hasn't happened) but other than that I fully agree with you guys

>5'9
>106 pounds

Life is hell.

>>39335152
no it's awful, it's embarrassing and awful

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>>39335160
It may because I'm deprived of human contact, specially with women. I would also take that as a sign of interest.

>Tfw no tall strong athletic gf to pick you up in public and tease you for your height

>>39331446
Why did our parents do that?
My mom was actually thinking I was gay for a while cause talking about girls became an embarrassing topic.

>>39331446
Hey at least your parents didn't immediately embarrass you infront of any girl you played with as a kid
>"can Anonette come over to play?"
>"ooh you have a little girlfriend do you? ;) of course she can come over to play, Anonette do you want to see embarrassing pictures of my son when he was a toddler? would you like to hear a tale of what my son did when he was younger? how can i ruin any chance my son has of making friends so he will forever be stuck living with me so i can be the hand that rocks the cradle?"

>>39335070
What the fuck?
What an absolute cunt. Why would he say that to a person he doesn't even know?
Normalfags are all sociopaths

>>39335355
Yea I don't know... It really didn't help my already terrible self esteem.

>So what you been up to lately?

Whenever someone asks this. I spend my time browsing here, listening to music, and occasionally gaming, it's all I ever do and it's not changed since the last time they asked.

>i know what you're up to
usually hear this even when i dont even know what im up to and makes me feel uncomfortable

>>39329893
Pretty much any question where someone trys to pry into my non-existent personal life does this to me. I just deflect or lie.
>Hey anon what did you do last weekend?
>I smoked weed and fapped to trap porn. Want details?

In response to telling my dad about my depression and how I feel things are not getting any better
>Well just try harder

I love my dad but hearing this makes any hope that I had just drain away. I'm trying so hard to fight it and keep on top of things but it's getting so very difficult.

>>39329893
>i love you.

But i've never hears anyone say it to me so i don't know if its that bad

>>39329893
"toon"

i guess it's just a word. but whenever i hear/read someone refer to a videogame character as a "toon" it makes me feel the same way i imagine a black person feels when someone white says 'nigger'.

>>39335674
Makes me think of those shitty porn sites that call hentai "toon porn"

>>39329893
fucking this. i have terrible teeth and breath and sometimes its hard just talking to peoples faces because im terrified they will say something about my shitbreath. and even when im not scared of that im scared of people staring at my teeth, or saying something about them, or making fun of me behind my back.

terrible teeth are truly the worst detriment. worse than being bald, honestly. At least bald guys have the excuse that its genetics.

>>39329893
>"havent seen you in ages? What have you been doing?"

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>>39335070
Yeah, I feel you man. I've had people say some real stupid shit to me. Makes me wonder how the hell they can function being so blunt to everyone.

>>39335152
I'd actually love it too if a girl taller than me picked me up.

>>39329893
>What about your uni classmates/friends? (when asking about things like work)
I never confessed that I've been a friendless loser for years but I guess it doesn't need to be said that I'm a pathetic shit since it's quite apparent.

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>"Are you texting you girlfriend again? I know you have one"

Co worker knows I'm lonely as fuck and always brings it up

>>39329893
That's not bad, Anon.

What's worse is when you have the worst day you've had in years, it feels like the world is collapsing in on you and you can't breathe, and no one asks, or notices a difference.

>>39334665
Or even worse, when people try talking to you from halfway across a room or the opposite end of the hallway and expect you to have Superman levels of superhearing.

>why?
>"You know why."

No. No I fucking don't. Why the hell would I ask if I fucking knew why. I DO NOT POSSESS TELEPATHY YOU DUMB CUNT. EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME.

>>39336812
"Nope, I don't have a girlfriend. Too busy teaching your mom to gargle mayonnaise."

>What's up, you look stressed
This is my day-to-day normie REEEEEEE

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>>39331696
>>39331520
>>39329914
>>39329893
I can deeply relate to any of these, but i'll share a story with you. I still think about it at times.

I'm pretty sure i've been trying to suppress the memory, but to no avail.

>be 9-10 years old
>have 1 friend, 2 when i'm feeling optimistic
>get invited at birthday party of friend
>there are also going to be other classmates
>eat while feeling out of place
>sometimes try to go join a conversation
>they move away as soon as i start walking toward them.

Here comes the part that made me hate myself for a long, long time

>his parents rent some kind of magician
>he arrives and starts making things like coins and shit disappear
>"now children, i usually don't do this, but i can also make people disappear"
>"who do you want me to make disappear"?
>they don't even let him finish the sentence
>they all turn towards me in half a second and say "Anon!" in unison, almost shouting

How to destroy a child's self esteem in a moment.

The guy must've read the look on my face pretty well, considering how he played it off as a joke.

And that's ignoring the bottle game later that evening.

>when was the last time you got some pussy

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>You were thee only reason I'd ever want to return to this town, and now I wish I never met you
Maybe if I keep pretending it doesn't hurt, the pain will subside.

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>>39329893
>you are like an autist

>>39329893
>I love you but you're fucking retarded

I was shook

>>39332856
>pretty quiet
>have to do presentation in front of class for five minutes
>take 4 shots before leaving for class
>almost throw up in class because of vodka and nervousness
>wack out presentation and get a C
not even mad

>>39329980
I had a girl ask me why i was so quiet the other day. We were sitting outside by the fire and I hadnt said anything for a pretty long period of time.

I told her sometimes I forget that speaking is normal part of social interaction.

She giggled, and remained seated next to me for the rest of the night. She even "accidentally" touched my leg with hers a few times

Am I going to get her pussy?

>>39338667
I need context for this one.

>>39329893
>can you leave us alone?
>yeah, like can you go somewhere else?
Friendships are a meme.

>>39338801
until she marries you for resources, in which case the state more or less forces you to give them even when you dont get any sex from her

unless your obscenely lucky and its a woman with a high enough sex drive to have sex everyday to every week until she divorces cause you made her feel bad

>>39333638
>Look at syllabus
>See "group project"
>Drop the class after immediately.

Why hasn't there been a database created of all teachers that mandate group projects so we can avoid this shit? Oh and the "introduce yourself" bullshit at the beginning of the semester, Jesus Christ.

>are you crying
No matter how convincingly I tried to say no, they wouldn't believe me, and I wasn't even actually crying

>>39333500
>They have to know how that makes quiet people freak the fuck out
teachers are a bunch of normalfags

>What's wrong with you?

I wish I knew desu