Any robots here have a chronic illness? >tfw hemorrhoids

>>39329170
I probably have cancer in there somewhere

>>39329170
I have every single one you can imagine but weed cures them all I'd rather have weed then a house the whites need to stop being ass holes and let us have weed

>>39329170
>pokes out
like a prolapse?

>>39329170
That's not roids, that's prolapse. Roids is just infected blood vessels that cause your asshole to bleed sometimes.

1. spit on the toilet roll
2. cleans your arse better
3. less irritation from paper and left over bits means the haemorrhoid doesn't get so inflamed
4. combine this method with haemorrhoid cream and the popped vein will reduce in size and possibly clear up completely
5. if you're too embarASSed to buy cream from the qt girl in the chemist, toothpaste will have a similar effect, and while it stings more, it will leave your butt crescent fresh
6. ???
7. PROFIT!!


also; you don't have to take my word on this - google will return similar advice you non-lurking spoonfeed requiring, literally butthurt, poopyhead

thank me later