ITT: Bad food experiences

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>>39328016
>went to mcdonalds
>ordered 2 double cheeseburgers each with ketchup, pickles, and mayonnaise at drive thru
>get home and open burgers
>one is just a bun with mayonnaise
>the other is just a double hamburger, no cheese or condiments
Didn't know people could be that retarded before then. Hopefully in 10 years once all the McNiggers get automated they'll be no fuckups.

>>39328062
>there'll

>>39328016
>ordering gimmick food
You brought this on yourself
>>39328062
You're supposed to check the bag before you drive off. I hope you count your change at least

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>>39328016
>>39328062
>>39328016

And these assholes want 15$ an hour. Fuck off, they can get the shit form the trashcans to feed their families. I WANT AUTOMATION NOW!

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>>39328016

>Order food online to avoid talking on the phone
>Do it like 3 times with little to no problem
>Just take the food, give the guy a tip and close the door
>Do it a fourth time, enjoying the new method I discovered to get food without/with minimal anxiety
>The guy shows up at my door
>He doesn't hand me the bag
>"That'll be [insert_amount_here], sir"
>wat.jpg
>Stand there like a retard for 30 seconds
>He looks at me like I'm a moron
>Realize that I accidentally chose "pay by cash"
>Have no cash lying around
>Try to scrap some cash from around the house, don't have nothing close to the right amount
>Make him stand there for 5 minutes while my dog barks at him while I look for cash
>Say I don't have enough cash, hand him a fat tip and shut the door although he was gonna say something
>Cry in the corner for 10 minutes

What is wrong with me

>>39328016
>expecting anything but dog food preserved in a rancid corpse from Taco Bell
You fucked up first bro.

>>39328599
I bet I did. I don't know. Fuck me.

>>39328243
>You're supposed to check the bag before you drive off. I hope you count your change at least
The restaurant in question was only a few hundred feet from my house. I normally check at other restaurants.

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>>39328016
>eat at jack in the box weekly
>dip fries in ranch
>indigestion and stomach aches so bad go to er once
>happens every time
>switch to store bought ranch
>problems go away
>tfw realize that certain store might be unclean as fuck
>wait 20 minutes at sonic drive thru just to realize they werent open
>literally last person getting their food at mcdicks after ordering
>just nuggies
>card got declined at BK because loostanian swiped it wrong
>yelled he was going to call the cops if i couldnt pay
>had to use cash
>complained I should have used card
>mad at panera bread because they gave me a bag of sandwiches instead of my chipotle chicken and didnt care
>jack in the box drivethru bitch said we out to anything I asked for
>cars behind so cant reverse out
>had to wait 30 minutes in line just leave

>>39328016
>using the pink woman anywhere but /biz/

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>>39328016
I posted this some time back but here goes. Said incident happened about five years ago when I was in college

> be me
> be student at uni
> enjoy chick-fil-a or greasy pizza at local food court
> decide to get salads instead to eat healthy
> not as good as a value, but it tastes okay
> feeling pretty good because healthy eating
> one day eat salad as normal
> pic related, dubious ranch dressing
> be chilling in a lobby
> awful smelling fart
> whatever, no one's around
> more gas
> go to class
> still passing a lot of gas
> gotta go
> in class
> have to leave
> tons of diarrhea
> return to class
> still not feeling good
> still had to go
> biking back to car
> urge returned
> quickly drove home before bowels exploded
> never ate salads from uni again