/britfeel/

What's it like to be British? Are you scared to go to London? I've heard it's full of dangerous gangs.

>got a bet on the fight
>mcgregor to quit on the stool rounds 7-12
>going to bed so cant watch it

hope it comes off desu, will make 60 quid

>>39326121

In a nutshell, yes

>>39326121
i'll bite. really depends on where you are. north & east london are fucking shiteholes, south & west are alright in some places but have dodgy areas

>>39326121
I'm scared to step outside my front door mate

>>39326121
im as scared to go london as im to go to detriot

Sleepy Christian blowjob man here again, I found some coffee that I didn't know we had. All is well with the world.

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>>39326092
surprise surprise 154

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What are you waiting for in the post lads?

Got Wipeout Omega Collection for PS4 coming tomorrow

>Chinese president gets autisticly posted constantly
>Tons of britfeel anons buy Chinese phones/Chinese cubes/Start learning Chinese

Who would have thought such a gimmick would work so well

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Pls giv milky pigeon mummy
>>39326092
Template pls I don't want to go to britfeel jail

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>its a ''been really good on my diet but eaten a whole dine in for 2 from m&s to myself tonight'' episode

very rare but I feel like shit now...

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>>39326092
>Big sister said she'd get me a dominos.
Let's go lads.

>>39326174

just like the time that /pol/ and /b/ got donald trump elected as president of the US

>>39326160
I think London seems pretty comfy tbqh.

>>39326157
Yes, South London is fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wbtAfdzjvc

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Shill on anime imageboards

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>>39326092
I can't get this sad melancholy song out of my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsM3ZHjcHnI

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>>39326194
>that partially see-through dress
>that small bit of sideboob

>>39326171
got a new monitor coming for uni

>>39326214
It's like they're a different species to us lads

>>39326214
I see your Peckham and raise you a Lewisham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3RgvgcSE8g

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>>39326222
HBO makes some good shit.

Rome feels are great feels, I went on Roman History binge and ended up watching that series, loved it. Then wasted tons of hours playing total war games.

there's too much shit to do in life that involves the past.

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can winter come soon pls. thanks.

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>>39326171
My MoYu Weilong GTS V2 M

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>>39326297

Winter is shit

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>>39326297
If it can snow then yeah. If not winter can fuck right off

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>>39326171

A council tax bill arriving soon

Escaping Essex soon

Ending up in North London

Trading fake tan for acid attacks

>>39326214
>zone 2 out here
How the fuck do these nigs afford to live in zone 2?

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>>39326315
Fuck off normie
origineaux

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I just wanna move to America and leave this fucking country behind forever. Sadly working in a musuem doesn't give many visa opportunities.

this country is so fucking boring.

>>39326315
shut your mouth winter is comfy as fuck

>>39326357
>working in a musuem
what kind of museum.

>>39326345
Council flats and bail hostels

>>39326271
have you watched the young pope is it any good hear he is a far right pope

>>39326337
>north london
Why do that to yourself lad?

>>39326371
local history museum. very small.

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See them online, they're vexing
They see the shirt I'm flexing
They see my spliff get larger
They see the girl I'm sexing
I'm a Prussian eagle
In Glasgow smoking illegal
Nah, we are so not equal
Them man are cloning people
Anything I do, they bite
How do you sleep at night?

>>39326297
Winter's coming ;)
>GOT theme intensifies

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I switch up the steeze on guys
I stand up in the rain, I'm dancing
Then I look at the game, start laughing
It's not a joke, though, got the anonymongs in a chokehold
I'd love to see them gasping

>>39326378
I enjoyed it, I don't know why anyone else liked it.

He's an atheist far right pope. HBO throws in a lot of smut to appease people but the core of the show is good.

>>39326462
>>39326428
pube fuck off you even when you go anon ur still a trip

feeling very mopey at the moment lads. Plus my brothers signed me upto a quiz night at a bar and im fucking terrified of going. Its totally not my thing.

>>39326487
>Every frog is pubes
brainlet thinking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjERnmcjbAE
In an extremely nostalgic mood rn lads

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>>39326214
Blacks genuinely just frighten me. Now whenever I pass by blacks when I'm out I get scared in case webm related happens

>>39326485
>atheist
he is the pope also doesn't he see god or some shit in the show

>>39326412

Does Borehamwood count as North London or Hertfordshire?

> INB4 North of London

>>39326488
>taking you to a bar for a quiz night
>not taking you to a bar for mayweather v mcgregor
You got a shit brother anon

is it just me or are girls in this country way more judgmental and mean?

all of my friends were terrified of girls growing up.

>>39326539
its not tonight lol, he is actually hosting a party for the fight tonight but im too autistic to go because it will just be his friends.

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>>39326487
Please come again in proper English. And try to sound like less of an anonymong this time.

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>>39326462
>I'm a Prussian eagle
>In Glasgow smoking illegal

>>39326462
>anonymongs
>>39326496
it's pube you mong it's called forensic posting

>>39326503
My golden rules are: Avoid the groid and Around blacks NEVER relax.

>>39326526
Hertfordshite.

>>39326598
Am I going to get stabbed or not?

I saw the weirdest thing coming back from morecambe. it was just outside Manchester.

police van had stopped in the middle of the road.

one of those rubbish vans with the cages on the back pull up in front.

they both get out and talk.

they go to the back of the rubbish van and it looked like the officer was going for a side arm for protection as the man opened the side of the van.

we had to drive off.

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>>39326555
American women are probably awful too. But yeah, I was conditioned from an early age to hate them for their judgemental nature.

Hit her with a left, bang.
Hit her with a right, bang.
That's your gran gone boom bang.

>>39326626
Nah mate, everyone binned that knife because they wanted to get a life

>>39326637
What do you think Sophie is really like irl?

>>39326555
>>39326637
And this is why you're still virgins. Men are above women, simple as. Until you understand that you will never get laid

>>39326664
a vapid cunt like any female given that much attention.

>>39326639
Chuckled at this more than I should have. I mean I had multiple rounds of laughter, as one died down another one started. Quality post lad

>tfw someone is an atheist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs_T_cEoX6I

>>39326171
Got an r4 card coming from HK

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>>39326664
Doesn't like fans much, very insecure and for a long time quite miserable (though this is changing). In her better moods probably lovely to be around, funny, warm.
>>39326667
We understand this (as you know) but to undo years of psychological conditioning is difficult
>>39326682
Fuck you

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>>39326575
>wagwan cuz
>Im jus out here reppin de ends bruv
>Oi u senpai
>Come here senpai
>*pulls kitchen knife*
>Gibe me yor Pees senpai

>>39326734
>he whiteknights some random roasty he's never met
I like you Sophie Poster but this is pretty sad, you need to move on if you want any chance at getting laid or having a normal life.

>>39326753
Fuck sake, forgot about the pham filter.

Looks like I've been stood up by a Chinese tranny.

I thought they were better than this desu

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I'm drunk, listening to opera and crying my eyes out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRhmogBs-gU (listen to 01:53!)
How did everything go so wrong lads?

>>39326799
hahahah I thought you were giving it an anime twist

>>39326798
My chance for normality has been and gone, at least she makes me happy.

>>39326808
>falling for someone with the body of a man and the mind of a "woman"
>Expecting it to work out
Trannies dont go out with desperate people, they have the same outrageous requirements as regular roasties except that they have no features that a straight male would find attractive.

>>39326868
But she agreed to meet. I'm outside their flats and she won't respond with more details.

Been half an her since my last message

>>39326847
>tfw such a failure that I cannot write funny stories for other autists without fucking up
Wanna kms.

>>39326908

>Implying it was even a real tranny

Probably just some teenage roasties playing pranks on craigslist

>>39326930
They're verified as legit on this swingers site I use.

>>39326868
what about Tilde? she doesn't seem to have any requirements

>>39326819
Listen to the opera "House of The Dead" by Janacek. The opening melody is very bleak. You will enjoy it.

>>39326852
Aren't you only 20? Drop the Sophie worship, start lifting, and eat less. That's your start

>>39326951
>He doesn't seem to have any requirements
Probs because he looks like a middle aged man in a skirt

>>39326808
were did you meet

>>39326971

>telling sophie poster to stop the sophie worship

OUT

>>39326428
>>39326462
The only acceptable rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K5Vwdc6u5M

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>>39326972
>he thinks this looks like a middle aged man
Whatever you say desu

>>39327004

It certainly doesn't look like a woman, that's for sure

>>39326991
I've greatly enjoyed his OC posts but I'm trying to help the lad out, this isn't healthy and it's holding him back from ever having a chance to make it. Us britfeel lads need to help each other out

>>39327004
You can get skinny middle-aged men aswell you know?

>>39327029
What makes you think you are qualified to help him?

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I've reached a point where I just spend entire days looking at inane shit on the internet and smoking weed. It's driving me insane, I feel like I'm losing the ability to think clearly. What are more fulfilling ways to spend time as a NEET?

>>39327051
No you can't. They are all fat without exception. Especially Saku.

>>39326971
I know, but I will be obsessed with her even in the unlikely event that I improve myself. If I ever get a gf I will slowly mould her personality and asthetic toward Sophie's perfection.
>>39326991
Sophie forever
>>39327029
Thank you but she is everything to me

>>39327069
I don't spend all day worshipping some celebrity I've never met for one

>>39327004
huge fucking hands
broad shoulders

not much else to comment on, it's a shitty picture
might as well be a mannequin in a boiler suit

>>39327004
damn, tilde looks like THAT?

>>39327004
Are they Tilde's glasses on the bed?

>>39327120
I bet his father is extremely proud of his son getting to do what he loves, cross-dressing!

I also have a big crush on Tilde.

I will pay 500 for Saku's dox or information leading to it.

so what future event is stopping you from killing yourself?

for me it's my friend's wedding that i'm supposed to be groomsman for. i don't want to let him down.

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Evening lads, hope you're all doing well

>>39326121
Pretty shit, no I live here, yes it is

Sophieposter hows Peru been?
Post waifus

>>39327152
Alastair Rugby, Warwickshire, around 23 with a dull office job

>>39327159
the chance of someone killing me first

>>39327152
>Dropping half a grand for a Burger King adress
Shig

>>39327175
seems unlikely, murder rate is pretty low in the uk unless you're invoedl in drugs or gangs

>>39327104
Me too but I don't know what's best for sophie poster. We only see his online persona. There may be issues we don't know or that he himself may not want to admit to. Giving generic advice such as "start lifting" may not help in this case even if you mean well. Still, I wish him the best and hope his life improves.

>>39327146
tildes father died when tilde was a kid

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>>39327205
Jesus, is that true?

>>39327205
Good for him, saved him a lot of disappointment.

if I throw on a skirt and tights and take a photo of my legs will I get a bunch of (You)'s?

I'm not in the least bit feminine but I'm not overweight and I have a shitty low res camera that take blurry pics

>>39327224
If I lived on my own I would

>>39327224
Have a (you) for free friend.

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So soon after our last encounter and we get to meet once again, friends. Welcome, dearest ones of ying1yun4 (or ying1gan3 depending on your interpretation of the meaning of /britfeel/), to our third lesson in Mandarin!

As such a milestone, we will be learning not one, but three, new words: the pronouns I (wo3), you (ni3), and he (ta1). Add a little puff of air to the t in ta1 and keep that singing tone running, while applying a falling and then rising third tone to wo3 and ni3.

Ni3 all may have noticed that for ni3 and ta1, only the masculine forms of the characters are given. Fret not though, as we will encounter the feminine forms of these words soon enough! Keep practicing your stroke order for all of our characters. Until next time, friends!

>>39327224
Whoa lad! I know you want to get straight into it but you need to pick a cute avatar first!

>>39327205
ah yes disclosing tildes personal information to an online welsh sheep fucking forum good one that

conors fans are scum I fucking hate them

PLEASE WIN MAYWEATHER

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Do you reckon Conor McGregor is sat there in his Vegas hotel room at the moment, the reality of what he's got himself into sinking in.

He's never fought a round of pro boxing in his life and he's about to set foot into the ring to fight the greatest boxer of his generation.

Now that is an intense feel. Makes >tfw no gf seem utterly mundane.

>>39327224
Go for it my man, I'm sure you won't get called an anorexic tranny.
Don't forget to develop of a weird gay bond with Ebin, as is trap etiquette.

>>39327205
This does not surprise me in the slightest. Also since Tilde has 5 siblings, some young, that means his mum slagged around with some other lads afterwards. Any of your siblings half-black, Tilde?

>>39327233
B-but it's not degenerate and you're definitely not a homo, right?!

>>39326214
petition to exterminate all roadmen when?

>>39327174
Is his name really Alaistar Rugby?

Looks like meeting with Chinese tranny is back on. Going to go extra rough as punishment.

>>39327233
You really are a special kind of faggot, aren't you Ebin?

>>39327288
His middle name is Duncan because his dad loved donuts too.

>>39327288
He's from Rugby, that guy just has poor formatting

>>39327288
No it's Arthur Lacrosse

>>39327288
Alistair American football.

>>39327269
Stop being a pansy, Tilde has mentioned that before

>>39327284
I agree, Tilde needed a father figure in his life. All of the women he was surrounded with fucked him up. Especially his mum from what he's said

Saku isn't that fat I remember him telling me his height and weight and it wasn't much

>>39327336

Lucky I wasn't drinking tea then, or I'd have spat it everywhere with laughter

>>39327349
t. Saku on his phone while getting rimmed by len

>>39327349
Waifuposter pls go and defend your ally on steam

>>39327339
>I live with my 2 sisters + mum and I'm bisexual.
>Tilde lives with 14 sisters + mum and he's a tranny.

No father figure + Amount of girls you live with = Homo level

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Evening everyone, hope you're all doing well. I'm better than I was yesterday. I heard a cheery song that I liked and it was really amazing how drastically and suddenly it uplifted my mood. Music really is great, one of the few things in this world that has literally no downsides. I wonder what it is about music that can elicit strong and sudden emotional reactions from us. For me, listening to a song is a little bit like an emotional switch being flicked inside me, sometimes.

>>39327275
How long till the fight lad? I'll watch it if I can find a convenient free stream. I'm not into boxing or any sport at all but there's so much hype for this that I'm curious.

>>39326121

I'm scared of walking 1 minute to the shop because I live in a poor socioeconomic suburb that's populated by nothing but delinquent violent smack heads.

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>>39327165
Having issues with the altitude here in Cuzco after moving from Lima, unirocially almost collapsed walking the town and have a terrible headache. Must have been approached over 100 times as a family walking the streets by sellers in broken English, but the square is very pretty.
The Palacio Nazarenas is a really beautifully place to stay though, going to the sacred valley tomorrow. Lima was a big ugly, I'm glad we are here now.
Any developments on preparing for uni? I've missed lots of your posts due to time zones

>>39327440
Hello lad. Post that song please

Fight's on at 5am unfortunately, I don't know if it's worth staying up. I've been trying to fix my sleep schedule and this would ruin all that effort

>>39327409
He doesn't live with that many. Also explain Ebin, only brothers and he has a dad, and hes pretty homo

>>39327409
>14 sisters
Jesus, his mum must be a bit of a slag.

>>39327468

how long will the fight last

>>39327442
whereabouts, chap?

>>39327485
35 minutes and 43 seconds

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>>39327440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VATmgtmR5o4
songs like this
let me turn you into sub sissyboy fuckboi

>>39327485

Anytime from a second to around 50-60 minutes (including scorecards being read our)

bloody gagging for some coke zero again but i'm drinking over 2 liters of it a day now

>>39327482
>>39327484
Both of these posters have autism

>>39327530

I know that feel, I've got none in. Might have to do a quick run to the petrol station to get some

>>39327520
I know a lad who is really seems really smug about liking Pavarotti, seems like a bit of a pretentious git. Maybe that's just my inner Ebin being judgemental though

>>39327488

Doncaster

Just another ruined ex-mining town, like almost all the yorkshire area.

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>>39327440
Cute Crona pic, think I'll be saving that.
Sounds nice though, for me it varies with music but with some it can be quite emotional and brings me to peace, other things I use to just set the mood such as instrumental pieces when I'm reading - usually the piano although other instruments can be included, it just depends. Overall I really enjoy music and would be lost without it considering how much I use it to set moods whether I want to feel mellow, cheerful or pumped up and drift into my own world.
>>39327454
That sounds very odd to say the least. I've never been abroad so I wouldn't know. Overall if its a beautiful place I guess its not so bad.
I've bought in lots of items that I will be needing, even if I drop out I'll at least have kitchen items, bedroom items and my workstation all in order.
I got denied for a student account which was a big mess, called around when I got home and this company the woman told me to call said my credit was A-OK and that they couldn't deny me anyway. God knows what they were playing at, so I've another appointment on the 31st at a different branch.
Lots of stress going on but I've just been playing vidya and watching stuff to zone out, which is poor form I guess but it's best I get it out of my system now.

This has probably turned into a wall of text but I'm too lazy to amend it, sorry lads.

>>39327530
Is that because you're thirsty? Try water lad, it's great

>tfw have drunk over 4 litres so far and only about 50% of the way through my day so far

>>39327541
>Goes on a board for autists
>Expects people not to be autistic.

Scientific fact that more older brothers from your mum = more chance of being gay.

>>39327572
>Pavarotti
is ok not the best soprano

>>39326214
Pecknaaaam

https://youtu.be/iuerToSNgfU

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>>39327482
Instead of becoming feminine and gay as a result of no masculine figures (Tilde),
Ebin has turned masculine and gay as a result of too many masculine figures.
But it isn't macho masculinity, its submissive masculinity (Alpha male and Beta male).
That's why he's into daddy on twink porn, because it reminds him of the way the males in his house treat him.

>Very complicated science.

>>39327654
PhD. Desusan science

>>39327654
my oldest brother has kids and several sex partners, my other older brother is turning into a tranny, my younger brother is a furry or something, probably gay too

>>39327654
There's no such thing as 'submissive masculinity'. And he just said he would crossdress if he lived alone

>>39327614
Come on Lad, Donny ain't that bad.
t. South Yorkshire lad

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>>39327634
I am the youngest son i'm pretty gay i like to dominate cute youngs lads and turn them into cute sissyboys and traps.

>>39327686

how did your parents end up the way they are. Does your dad have a job?

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>>39327440
Fight times for everybody.

Going to Chinese trannys flat now. She's drunk, apparently. Wish I had a bit

>>39327634

>Only child
>Straight

guess it makes sense

>>39326142
I don't think his pride would allow it.

>>39327686
>>39327686
older bro is tranny post pics

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>>39327627
>tfw have drunk over 4 litres so far
How many times a day do you go pee pee?

>>39327729
post pic of him/her you cunt

>>39327713
Where can I watch it for free?
I ain't paying 20 quid to watch the fight

>>39327697

Yeah it's not so bad compared to Barnsley and the like but I live in a shit suburb.

I'm on the verge of tears again as it were, I can't believe its almost September again

>>39327737
Its grim, I don't have any pics. Makes tilde look like a 10/10

>>39327755
I agree, we need pics

>>39327707
don't know and no.

>>39327623
It's weird how there would be a mix up like that, mine went quite smoothly (though my parents basically handled it). Hope it gets sorted out it second time.

Feel like I should of stopped coming to 4chan a year or two ago and moved on but I'm stuck here.

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What keeps you sane lads? For me, it's Runescape.

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>>39327690
Don't beta males count as being submissive yet masculine?
They still try to get women and act like men. But they're submissive to alpha males.

Also Ebin is a difficult case study because he autism is overrides his sexuality a lot of the time.
He proves this time after time when he claims he isn't gay but says he enjoys gay porn and drinking his own cum.

>>39327785
>Literally live in the worst area in Barnsley

>>39327789
>I'm on the verge of tears again as it were, I can't believe its almost September again

You've done a lot lad, a lot more than most of us expected you to do

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>>39327789
>tilde look like a 10/10
Implying that my precious gf isn't a 10/10

>>39327789
>Makes Tilde look like a 10/10
>Implying Tilde isn't a 10/10 already

>>39327271
7" chief. Not the best but at least its a bit over average.

>>39327793
Its weird, nothing to do with it being my fault either, apparently her system was telling her something. Maybe she fucked it up because she was confused like I had to tell her I was on an undergrad course and then go to the website and show her.
Maybe I'll drag along a parent to the one on the 31st.

>>39327649
What is this video?? I thought that was a middle aged woman until about 1:30 min in. What was the faggot's problem? And how did he break the glass so easily?

>>39327831
>my precious gf isn't a 10/10
His legs look like those of the Jews roaming Auschwitz.

>tfw buying 10 cans of Stella at midnight alone in Tescos
Wonder what the qt bird on the self service thought of me.

>>39327805
if you asked me in 2002-2010 then that would have been correct. The only thing that keeps me sane is 4chan

>>39327816
I didn't really enjoy the cum, its just slighty salted snot

>>39327831
>>39327845
The tilde orbiters are out, what have you lads done recently? do you even have her on steam?

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>>39327409
>Had a great father figure and a normal family
>Only one brother as a sibling
>Massive flaming homo
Shit.

>>39327789
go lad, post them pics get his facebook
>>39327831
is at tilde,noice thin girly legs would love to spread them maybe i might go to her greggs and ask her out

>>39327830
Give us a summary of Ebin's recent accomplishments? Not being mean, just don't read his, or any other, blog.

>>39327822

Shit lad, that's rough. Is it Goldthorpe? We have to go there because that's where our dentist is and it looks like a bomb was dropped on it after the mines closed and noone bothered to clean it up.

>>39327886

>Used to be very anxious driving, now fairly confident doing day trips around town
>Never applied for a single job before, applied for 4-5 in comeback august
>Used to not be able to mumble a word out, now much better speaking

This progress in just 3-4 weeks

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>>39327866
>Her

Gonna have to stop you right there.

>>39327866
No, whenever I reveal who I am she ignores me so I haven't even bothered adding her.
>>39327864
Don't compare my beautifu to a Jew pls

>>39327886
>>39327912

also brushing teeth much more frequently

>>39327789
>Makes tilde look like a 10/10
that was mean. Apologise to 'er.

>>39327922
because your just going to project sophie turner onto her?

>>39327875
That's an anomaly in my homo level research.

>The absolute fucking state of my country
https://twitter.com/ErenLDN/status/901539250633572355

>>39327912
>>39327930
Are you seeing this Ebin? This is great progress, well done lad.

Lads can someone explain what the white stuff that comes out of a girls anus is in porn? It's fuckingd disgusting and ruins my wank everytime. Whenever I've done anal with a girl irl this shit doesn't happen, it's fucking gross tbchwy lads

>>39327947
>Tilde's dad making another girl
He's never gonna escape trannyhood with this many girls around him.

>>39327614
never been to yorkshire, mate. looks a bit shite tho

>>39327985
It's either spunk, lube or cum lube.

>>39327985
it's lube or moisturizer

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>>39327468
>Post that song please
Here you go lad. I was going through the old thread and some anon posted the lyrics of it, at which point I was reminded of the song and went to listen to it. I have terrible taste in music though, I unironically like nightcore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMF1HRiBC7Q

>>39327623
I've only ever used music to make me feel pumped/cheery so 95% of what I listen to is fast stuff like EDM and nightcore, as well as weeb shit. I should really branch out into other genres to stimulate other emotions. I listened to this one a couple weeks ago, was rare in that it's not the kind of song that I usually listen to but I quite liked it anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoBmPWWkrKE

Do you have any recommendations for songs from other genres?

Well done on preparing for uni, you sound very organised. I'm still on the fence about whether or not I should defer. I'm worried about whether I'm finally in a good-enough emotional place to go and not get overwhelmed/drop out. But my experience yesterday where I felt so bad from seeing all those happy normies has actually given me a little incentive that's nudging me towards going; uni will probably be my only chance to make friends and actually start my life, and I don't want to fall behind even further.

>>39328011
It happens with dildos and that though
>>39328033
I'm going to guess its lube then but what shitty lube are they using that this happens with?

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>>39328040
FUCKING NIGHTCORE GAS URSELF YOU SMELLY WEEB!

Just watched the Netflix death note movie. Its fucking abysmal lads.

Who remembers High School Musical?

>>39327713
why are you posting this in britfeel?

>>39327779
Not him but /sp/ usually have streams for all the big events. Any lads reckon it's worth staying up for just to see Mayweather win?

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>>39328047
I dunno when i fuck sissyboys, i just use moisturizer it looks like i already cummed buckets in them, like in them silly doujins you weebs like so much.

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No bargains today.

I was left to mop the bakery floor on my own today while my supervisor went to do paperwork upstairs. On their waste counter was a full box of a dozen glazed doughnuts.
I was sooo fucking tempted to take that box outside through the fire exit and just eat as many as I could in a couple of minutes. Even if somebody noticed before they bagged it and threw it in the rubbish, it could never be traced back to me.
Urgh, might regret not doing that.

49-1 lads, insha'Allah.

Those shitty poetry commercials are really pissing me off, lads.

>>39328095
GOAT song was the one in the cafeteria

>>39328101
Because somebody asked and I thought others might like to know too.

>>39328095
There was this ultra qt Irish girl called Emily whose house I went round in my early teens sometimes (we never interacted much, but our parents did). I stat through two of them in a row because i really fancied her. I'm not sure he I thought that sitting quietly at the other side of the room was a good seduction technique but oh well.

>>39328131
Badou Jack is who I'm staying up for laddo, real nice fella.

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Just finished with Chinese tranny. Ate her arse for about ten minutes, then got sucked off. Her phone was going mental so she checked and she said her friends were coming over. They (possibly a different group) were reason she was late in the first place. I was allowed to cum on her chest

Pic is from her profile.

>>39328166
Ebin's mum.jpg

>>39327903
Nah, but my friend lives in Goldthorpe and I tend to go drinking to his house.

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>>39326170
MiIk Cat 169

>>39328166
post face pic you cunt also those (((friends))) are other idiots like you

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>>39328070
There is literally nothing wrong with liking nightcore

>>39327846
Nice desu. Mine's 6", maybe it's the angle that makes yours look so big

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>>39328166

Don't emigrate to Yingguo

>>39328220
I just got the flattest angle possible mate. Not like my cock matters. I'm 26 and have still yet to use it.

>>39328164
>>39328131
link the /sp/ thread with the stream in /britfeel/ pls

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>>39328040
I listen to quite a few genres, in the EDM sector I have quite a few but they vary quite large in tone.
Porter Robinson is probably my top artist of the whole bunch there.
https://youtu.be/BYDSfzGbVXI
A remix of one of his top 5: https://youtu.be/sjx1OKLXgTs
I've found is quite good.
Honestly with the rest I could go on for years but anything from Metal, Rock, EDM, Classical etc is my generic go to. Lofi is especially good if you want to mellow out.
For stuff that might get you nodding your head upbeat then perhaps Oliver Heldens.

Thank you though, I try to be - It really weighs on my mind if I don't think out and plan all my scenarios and even when I think I've had it all sorted something comes up big or small and I have to adjust to it. I think it might be worth doing it, I'm personally just trying to go in now and try my luck but ultimately get the whole ordeal over with. I think you should do with what you're comfortable with ultimately. What course are you planning too lad?

>>39328166
>You stuck your tongue in a mans anus.
I'd start looking to purchase apple seeds in bulk for personal consumption.

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the sexy gents won lads.

that reminds me, in tesco there was a super skinny lad with tilde-like legs buying a scratch card

>>39327953
I see it i'm just too mentally lethargic to care

>>39327275
He's probably thinking that in 6 or so hours he's going to be 100 million richer. He's probably laughing it up with Floyd infact

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>>39328220
>>39327846
8.5 inches you dicklets shame i would get banned for posting it here because muh /soc/ tier

>>39328279
Just upload it to a hosting service and post the link here. Please.

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>>39328205
I did see a ponytailed white boi (pathetic) entering as I was leaving but then two Chinese girls were also making theirs way there.

Don't see why should would rush as she was doing it for free.

>this empty arena for the prelims
Fucking howling desu lads.

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>>39328287

Hong Kong was a mistake

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>Accidentally use a meme term at work
>People ask me what it means

>>39327865
She probably thought it was a bit grim lad. Also it's Tesco not Tescos

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>>39328287
>tfw am a pathetic ponytailed white boi

Crona is my favourite trip tbqh lads.

>>39327367
>>39327406
I'm neither saku nor a waifu poster homie

>>39328324
What was the term lad?

Anyone gonna bet on mcgregor vs mayweather? Dont usually bet but it might make the fight more fun

Worried about losing money though even if it is only a tenner or less

>>39327865
>tescos

Absolutely no excuse for this

>>39328351
Or this.

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>tfw Xi will never invade Yingguo and force everyone to speak Mandarin

>>39328348
Yeah. There was packs of teenagers buying booze for their parties then an ugly skelly who looks like death buying wife beater. Oh well, some of us need alcohol to function.

>>39328348
>>39328384
P-People I know all call it Tescos. Think its a regional thingy.

>>39328286
i would dunno how if you really want it you on discord

>>39328040
>nightcore
Yea no thanks lad

>>39328381
Cuckpocalypse

>>39328287
you black
also state of them cheek bones

>>39328382
Put a pound on floyd by 5th round for 17 pounds profit

big spender, not even watching the fight

>>39328132
You sound like a chad, I think you've posted about this stuff before. Where do you meet these sissyboys? Are they legit or just blokes in dresses?

>>39328396
as far as I know a dick picture isn't a selfie, you'll be alright if you posted it

>>39328396
Just go to mixtape.moe and upload it there, post the link here. You don't seem to get banned for that.

>if you really want it you on discord
I don't use any sorts of VOIP or social media.

>>39328351
Why are pony tails bad? You just undo the hairtie and let if fly while you listen to Kind Diamond's Abagil album.

>>39328382
Some sites give you a free tenner (or whatever) for your first bet.

Terms and conditions may apply. Possibly you might be obligated to put X amount of actual money in later but I think a lot of the time it's no strings. Reason being is that a lot of people would place more bets if they already had an account. The perceived hassle of signing up is the biggest barrier to entry.

>>39328393
People call it Tescos here, too. But I'm making a stand.

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST. j

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>>39328441
Alri I'll call it Tesco from now on pal.

>>39328149
The ones for some bank? They piss me the fuck off too, biggest crock of pretentious shit I've seen in a while

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>>39328425
no just a failed one, i meet them on discord and certain sites and sometimes it's femine guys who are looking for dom/master, other times it's a pure qt trap looking for a fuck buddy or a bf.

>>39328382
I was going to bet on Mayweather but I was told I would get basically nothing back so there was no point. I've never bet on anything before in my life

>>39328448
Still laughing over the fact that Pakis enjoy getting cucked by white guys. Even funnier is that they call our cocks BNP (Big Nordic Penis)

https://xhamster.com/users/shortdickpakiboy

>>39328430
>I don't use any sorts of VOIP or social media.
But you use britfeel, ill try this site also why do you want it so bad, u homo if so what type and were abouts are you.

>>39328262
Guy on the left needs to train something other than abs. Look at the state of that chest, my 13 year old brother has bigger pecs than that

>>39328523
>BNP (Big Nordic Penis)

BBC (Big British Cock) would be better imho

>>39328388
Xi looks like a top lad tbqh. Can you imagine Theresa doing something like this?

>>39328523
>https://xhamster.com/users/shortdickpakiboy
fucking kek going to fap to this shit later and feel smug after it

>>39328539
>why do you want it so bad
Always nice to do a bit of willy inspection mate, plus willy comparison is a fetish of mine.

>if so what type and were abouts are you
West Midlands but I'm an ugly skinnyfat with the brain of a dom so I've never had luck in dating/hookups.

rubbin one out to my girl self on FaceApp
I'm pretty fuckin cute if I do say so myself

>>39328479
Kek. Are they passable at least?

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>>39328564
BBC is already taken though, it would get confusing

HOW CAN WHITE BOIS EVER COMPETE??

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>>39328569

take selfies with football players

>>39328574
>shortdickpakiboy

it certainly explains why they force their women to wear sheets and throw acid/honor kill them if they so much as look at us

>>39328608
Nappi is my pornfu!

>>39328523
>>39328564
>>39328574

PAKI COCK IS BIGGER THAN INDIAN COCK AND ALSO NIGGER COCK, WE ARE TAKING OVER THE UK, IT IS OUR COUNTRY NOW

WE ARE TAKING OVER!

>SHARIA LAW WHEN!?

NOW!

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>>39328262
>Tfw I trained with FSW but flaked out
IT SHOULDA BEEN ME

>>39328574
How do you fap to that stuff, what's the arousing part?

>>39328608
>still believes in the BBC myth

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>hearing sister talk to friend about some 25 year old guy she knows who slept with a 17 old
>calling him a creep
>hear "why would he want to sleep with a 17 year old anyway eww"
>tfw

>>39328625
w..were taki..taking over

>Faps to BNP fucking Asian women

>>39328649

>tfw had a 16 year old gf at 23

>>39328642
>>39328564

It's BPC

>>39328608
Big, curved, penises.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0s9k3sIAaw

>>39328649
Unironically roasties feeling their clocks ticking and fearing being undesirable and replaceable. It's a reasonable fear. Women have a very short shelf-life.

>>39328619
>Pornfu
>Does Interracial

Plebian

>>39328612
kek
>>39328635
click on favourites also he has nice taste in feet

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>>39328663
>asian

This really makes me think.

Hmmmmmm.

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mega /#!jtYWzAhR!roADnHnnQyslzQ07EQo_5IQxC1ZVmU9RrdOkOPumAlo


Britfeel 2017 OP image PSD

To toggle between daymode/nightmode toddle layers/groups with Night in the name and wojack left/right

>>39328671
>Tiny Brown Cock

Get back in your cuck shed, Iqbal. White bulls are talking

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>>39328625
>tfw you have to chain your wife to the sink to stop her fucking white men

It's 8:50am in Beijing, I wonder if Xi has done his morning exercises yet

>>39328664
I don't see a problem with it

>>39328733
Alright Shippy, this is getting a bit creepy now

>>39328702
link doesnt work? send it like im stupid pls

>>39328744
https://mega.nz/#!jtYWzAhR!roADnHnnQyslzQ07EQo_5IQxC1ZVmU9RrdOkOPumAlo

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Woodcock is /ourguy/

>>39328761
Looks all legit lad, cheers.

is posting links to illegal streams of the McGregor and Mayweather fight a bannable offence.

Comfy piano music lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU

>>39328762
where is the dumb cunt going where it costs that much, hard to find a pint over 5 GBP even in London

>>39328825
of course not, /sp/ spams links to all sporting events

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>>39328743

It wasn't even me I swear

>>39328830
Depends on where in London mate. I've heard even more outrageous prices than 12.60 for 2 pints and a packet of crisps

>>39328474
Exactly. I love you, lad. We're mates, now.

I hope something horrible happens to every cunt who appeared in those.

>>39328878
I live in london so my point is more if you're seeing those prices you're being a retard and going to the wrong places

I wonder if you could crack a man's dick with your ass as he raped you. Just twist into it and tear all the inner workings.

>>39328954
This. I'm just off central and you really must go out of your way for those prices.

Lads how do I get a personality?

>>39328915
>I like my internet connectivity but it shouldn't interfere with my interconnectivity
Come on lad that was good you've gotta admit

>>39328991

Be urself, then your unique traits will manifest themselves as a personality

>>39328991
suffer

domo mr roboto

>>39328915
FUCK YOU ROASTY AND FUCK YOUR KEYS TOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v53MuKLvVU

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>>39328960
What went wrong in your life that you're sat there at 1 am thinking these things?

But I think if you train your anus enough you could contract it and squeeze really hard on his dick, that could do some damage. Or just pull an Abella Anderson

>>39329093
You'd have to clench and twist I reckon. Kind of get a good grip on it then roll your whole body around, like a crocodile death roll

>>39329120
Or maybe just don't get raped?

>>39328960
If he uses any kind of lube, you're not going to be able to contract down hard enough to do any damage. Also, you're overestimating the strength of the anus.
t. faggot

>>39329093
It's one I keep watching desu. She doesn't look to do anything wrong. As to your question, what went right desu? A lot has happened, and there's nothing good on the horizon.

>>39329143
Easier said than done friend

>>39329093
Fucking hell that looked liked it hurt.

>>39329177
But if you watched the porn clip, that was more the kind of thing I had in mind. An angled break.

>>39329183
Carry a knife, train in some kind of martial art or lift and get big.

>>39329196
Even then, you'd probably have to be the one doing the moving. Chances are if you're being raped you're not doing the moving and unless you're putting your whole weight behind it, you're not bending any dicks.

>>39329143
>>39329183
>>39329224
Honestly I'd be quite flattered if somebody tried to rape me.

>>39329224
If it happens I'll just walk it off

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>>39328255
Thanks for those links lad, I've had a listen to both of them. I like the first one a bit more, especially the buildup at the beginning. I'm used to stuff with a harder, faster beat and a more regular and simple melody. Consequently I like a lot of trash stuff. I guess I just find it difficult to appreciate complexity in music. Maybe it's because I very rarely focus on the music, it's always in the background of me doing something else.

I'm sure you consider the anxiety that pushes you to meticulously plan everything out a burden, but it's not without its benefits. I'm the exact opposite, I leave everything to the ABSOLUTE last minute. Like when I had to respond to my university offers this year, I left it until the final hour of the final day of the deadline. I probably do it because I'm subconsciously afraid of having to confront any obstacles. I'm so indecisive too.

I think you're right, the NEET life is becoming a bit stale tbqh. I'll have to make my decision very soon though.

>>39328374
Thanks a lot lad!

>>39328649
>>39328676
ding ding ding

we have a winner, yet the same roasties are probably fine with a 40yr old cougar dating a 20 something because it's "empowering"

>Most Americans can't drive manual

titters

>>39329503
Not like it matters anymore, almost everything is auto or semi-auto these days.

>>39329362
Just like that lad the other day who said he got raped on his nightwalk said he wasn't fazed by it. 100% sure he'll have a breakdown in the future. Poor lad

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>>39329453
No problem, I'm glad you like them - I understand what you mean with just having music in the background and I do have playlists geared towards that sort of thing, decent but allows me to focus on a task or lazily browse. However equally I do like to really listen to music and bask in it fully quite a bit which I guess is in contrast to yourself. Either way its whatever works best for you, so long as you enjoy it.
I remember returning to my proper headphones after a weekend away listening to music on poor speakers and it felt amazing to me, like re-experiencing everything all over

Anyway, I do think its a burden with benefits and in a way I wouldn't change the urge of wanting to plan out what course I take but it becomes very tedious when things leave my control or something barges in messing things up, although I seem to be able to so far pick up the pieces and make a decent resolution.
Again I guess we're contrasted here, I can understand why you would be the way you are in regards to this - it is quite daunting and especially facing something potentially life changing right now and especially so for the next 3-4 years of your/our life/lives.

I hope you come to a conclusion you think most benefits you regardless, perhaps if you do spend another year as NEET then maybe make moves to try and improve and take steps to whatever goal you might think is good preparation for what is to come. I think that's what I've been doing these past few years for my life overall and I've learned alot especially improving in actually interacting with people semi-normally. I find professional environments are basically like scripts so its very good practice and there isn't too much deviation.

Goodluck lad, I'm sure you will do whats best for yourself, you seem well put together.
Sorry if I'm incoherent I've not had much sleep again

LADS BOXING IS SO FUCKING BORING HOW DID THE NORMIES CONVINCE ME TO GET HYPE FOR THIS?

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Just fucked an f to m trans. No going back for me now lands. I'm done. She basically just looked like an ugly women. She still has her fanny because she said she still likes fucking guys

>To die
>To sleep
>To sleep, perchance to dream
Robot sentiments from the Bard desu. Don't we all dream of our waifus on the other side of the noose?

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>>39329710
i can understand mtf but i cant with ftm
like, how does it work?

>>39329710
That's not so bad, really you just fucked a woman who has serious daddy issues