bone chilling phrases

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>>39325621
>How are you still single?

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>you know you don't need to tell me what i want to hear, right, anon?

>my son can sleeps with any man or woman he wants

>I just don't think it's going to work

>>39325757
I've convinced myself that they only ask because it seems outrageous to them that a guy like me doesn't have a girlfriend. You never see people asking this to ugly, clearly hopeless guys, so it's basically a compliment.

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>you're not funny
the worst

>are you gay? (Over and over)
>do you want to be a priest?
>seeing anyone lately?
>you can bring a girlfriend if you want...or whoever.

>who invited anon?

>this crack is really moorish

>chance would be a fine thing

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>be 22 khv
>in my country if you're a virgin past 16 you're basically labeled asocial and weird
>one day my mother comes to me and says
>"Anon, you would tell me if you were gay right?"

>ohhh, no me and anon are just friends

>>39325621
>You've never kissed a girl?
Oregon Omaha

>>39326792
>you're not funny
>from your oneitis
the ultra worst

>>39326860
What country is that?? Australia?

>wait......... who are you?
>who invited you?

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>If you can't find a job by X, then you should go back to school

>>39325621
Can you put yourself in her shoes?

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>>39325621
>you have schizophrenia (it's incurable) and you need to take anti psychotics for the rest of your life

>>39326860
How would they know that you are a virgin?

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>I regret knowing you.

>Are you on drugs? Should I check your room?

>let's get cracking

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>>39325757
Had this twice. It's both a compliment and an insult at the same time to me.

A Stacy, but still has some kindness in her at work told me:
>Anon, you seem like the kind of guy that has a girlfriend but doesn't tell anybody anything about her

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>>39326974
France
People look at you like you're a freak show specimen if you still are male have the v-card past 16

>>39327052
Normies just feel it
In highschool they always asked me if I ever been to a club or kissed a girl already knowing the answer

>>39327052
>he doesn't know people can spot a virgin

Everyone can tell. Especially if you're a guy.

>>39327123
It's the same here in the US, sadfrog. My mother did the same thing.

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>>39325621
>Anon you didn't obey your compulsion, the world will now be bombarded by a ceaseless barrage of narwhals...
>All because you didn't obey

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>parents take me out for dinner
>recognize one of the waiters as a guy from high school
>try to avoid eye contact and hope he doesn't noti-
>"hey! hey anon is that you?"
>"o-oh, y-yeah hey man whats up..."
>we start talking while parents eyes burn into me
>"so what are you doing these days?"
>"um uhh, um you know like, just kinda chilling but gonna get some work soon i think, r-right"

>>39327123
No, they view you as a circus freak specimen because of your socially awkward behavior. Nobody knows if you are a virgin.

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>why do I never see you with anyone anon?

because I'm a broken person

>>39325621
>that wasn't my alcohol that was my bone hurting juice