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back to >>>/bant/
shoo
shoo

>>39322833

We were never there in the first place retarded yank

>>39322833
>back
we were here first
why don't you go back to normiebook

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I love you all and hope you have a wonderful Saturday night <3

>>39322858

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk

I probably will have a not too bad saturday night. Staying in though

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>He says he doesnt watch certain shows and movies because they're 'reddit'

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>>39322818
Please stop with this thread

U arnt welcomed

Starting college on monday lads
Wont be able to drink alone in my room every day anymore

>>39322858
Thank you for those kind words.

Going over my brothers to watch the fight later. Bringing my laptop though so I can keep shitposting with you lads.

what's for din din lad
for me it's a 6 inch BMT with lettuce and tomatoes on italian

>>39322878
>U arnt welcomed
been back to back threads for 3 years so it really makes you think

>>39322878

We enjoy winding you up, cunt

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>>39322833
Sorry for disrupting your incel circlejerk and constant trap threads, we'll think twice before coming from a board we never came from in the first place.

>>39322874

>rick and morty
>archer

confirmed reddit tier faggotry

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>>39322818
surprise surprise 151

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my arms hurt

Originally

>>39322918
>n-no I cant possible enjoy something that a lot of other people enjoy
stop taking television so seriously

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>>39322936
Milk Cat 168

>>39322939
been doing push ups or just wanking too much?

>>39322879

I thought you normally did college at 16 in this country, are you older?

I'm feeling extra gay today, lads

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1-2-7-3, DOWN THE ROCKEFELLER STREET!
LIFE IS MARCHIN' ON, DO YOU FEEL THAT?
1-2-7-3, DOWN THE ROCKEFELLER STREET!
EVERYTHING IS MORE THAN SURREAL

>parents are running around the entire house slamming doors, breaking shit and screaming at each other
>again

and they wonder why i dont get myself a gf

>merryweather vs mcgreggor weigh in
>recommended because you watched the philosophy of stoicism
uh whut?

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>>39322818
>Tilde's big sexy legs
Lmao I've seen anorexics with bigger legs than this. Tilde how much do you weigh? I know you're 5'10

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oi shitcunts

>>39322895
Just had a home made chicken noodle stir fry. Very yummy

What's a BMT?

>>39323004
who is this queen chav?

Does China have the comfiest history of any nation? I mean until nationalists and communists fucked everything up.

>produce every they need, no need for imports
>foreigner nobles come to kiss the emperor's ass
>only outside threat are some silly horse people in the north
>have a few civil wars, just for bants you know, they get back together eventually
>chilled out religion, no deus vult or allahu ackbar frothing-at-the-mouth devotion

>>39322987
can we get a xray paintshop image of tilde here

>>39322959
Push ups lad

>>39322969
Me too mate.

Originally

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>>39323004
did you have a good day
yes or no

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Evening lads how are you feeling?
I personally feel a bit neutral I guess. Had a salad for dinner and have been playing vidya. Might draw up some ideas for Britfeel Times whilst I'm bored

Post waifus

>>39323030
Recently started listening to "From Yao to Mao:5000 Years of Chinese History" by Kenneth J. Hammond. You should try it, lad, it's great and very informative.

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>>39323054
good day was had yes

Can somebody post the cartoon picture of Ebin's face.
I want to test something boys.

>>39323060
I'll check it out, thanks bub

>>39322962
I'm 21 I'm scottish so we can stay in school to 18 or just leave and do nothing, most go to college at 16 but i dropped out.

>>39323004
Can I scan that barcode on her forehead?

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>>39323085
here you go familio dude brah family senpai

>>39323056

I am also having a neutral day, but better than yesterday. Almost September. SAD season soon

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Hey boys, can I come chill with you?

>>39323141

No waifunonces allowed

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>>39322953
Nice to see you, to see you NICE 10

Milk Cat 169

>>39323141
Depends if you're from the isles.

Milk Cat 170

tee hee hello silly boys! rawr xD i'm such a cute little girl, pls no bully haha!

Milk Cat 171

Milk Cat 172

Milk Cat 199

>>39323155
Nice to see you, to see you NICE 11

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>>39323110
I should have known, it was right there all along.
You think you know someone and they turn out to be a Chad.

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>>39322878
why is lancel holding that

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>>39322987
This isn't really Tilde is it lads...

>>39323182
MiIk Cat 170

>>39323209
>chin too small
Little did it know.

surprise surprise 152

>milk cat saboteur doesn't know milk cat poster has a pass

>>39322987
Probably be cute if she put a bit of weight on.

>>39323030
>comfy
all I know of chinese history is war lad

>>39323224
Pass doesn't let you bypass the robot

surprise surprise 153

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milk dog 169

>>39323180
Unfortunately, I'm not. But you'll accept a guy from central Europe, right?

>>39323212
It's on his blog senpai

Nice to see you, to see you NICE 12

>>39323212
It is lad, check the blog. Be careful of the deceptive tranny shit though, hands and feet hidden, legs covered, wig, etc.

>>39323231
I agree

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>>39323252
Are you fucking dense?

>h-hey /britfeel/ I'm from Poland
>can I join you

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>>39323120
You just gave me an idea for the headline, think I shall be using it.
Sucks though, just feeling sort of indifferent I think I'm just ignoring the stresses on me at the moment. Hopefully it will be smug season anyway.
>>39323141
Depends, do you enjoy GTA:SA and anime?

Trying to break up with girlfriend but she's too emotionally manipulative

>this kills the conscience

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>>39322936
>>39322953
>>39323155
>>39323202
What game are you all playing? Can I join

>>39323254
Link pls

Originolo

any london britfeelers wanna meet up and go spitroast a hooker next week?

i know some good ones

>>39323278

I'm a bit more motivated today since I have a good sleep, a good nap, and learned a lot of vocab. a 6 day gap inbetween working days bores me a bit too

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what's everyone listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp3p-67nHGQ
>>39323308
do not post that image

>>39323277
Please anon, at least let me lurk for a bit.

>>39323321
yes why would I want to enjoy a hooker on my own when I could do it with some smelly autist next to me

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https://youtu.be/cdLuvGsjwlA

>>39323209
>chin too small
/britfeel/ BTFO

>>39323333
>thinks we will accept an outsider

this is now the games lad, now fuck off.

>based /pol/ mods banning Mayweather/McGregor threads

>>39323333
Eastern Europeans
>Lurk irl
>Lurk online too

any othe rlads getting drunk desusenpai?

>>39323377
Nice digits
But tomorrow for me

>>39323326
Thats pretty decent, I wish I could say the same haha.
What do you work as anon?
>>39323329
https://youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0

>>39323363
>Mentioned /pol/

Let's hope you haven't triggered that pigeon weirdo

>>39323347
>63% - Good looking
You can't hide anymore Ebin.
We know you're a Chad.

>>39323329
Listening to The Books lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JLevxamSXI

I like that picture a lot

>>39323329
Why can't I post that image.

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>>39323394
why else would all the girls of /britfeel/ be fawning over me?

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https://soundcloud.com/vadim-robin/deluxe-shoes
What do you think of this one lads?

>>39323329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7encWb7lNQ

>>39323408
Hi again I still want your discord Ebin. In your own time babes ;)

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>>39323408
Does the anorexic tranny count?

>>39323408

I know you like a bit of piano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjf2cZOsWSM

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Good evening, /britfeel/!
How are you feeling this evening.

A problem has been detected and you have been shut down to prevent damage.
DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL

I hope you feeling well and what you get up to today makes you happy!

Technical information:
STOP: 0x000000D1 (0x0000000C,0x00000002,0x00000 000,0xF86B5A89)
gv3.sys - Address F86B5A89 base at F86B5000, DateStamp 3dd9919eb

I had a dream last night that I was a human. I've spent all day wondering what it meant.

Beginning dump of physical memory...
Physical memory dump complete.

Have you ever felt real?

>>39323329
https://youtu.be/_6HrhFG3Dyk
t

>>39323451
Sometimes when I go out walking in the early morning nothing feels real.
I feel like the only human on earth because it's so desolate in my town.

>>39323451
post the soles of feet please

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>>39323431
Funky stuff

>>39323451
Len? Lad? Are you alri'

>>39323466
i live for that feeling lad, i go for walks around 6 in the morning in the countryside and its bliss

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>>39323456
Saving this one lad

>tfw cant listen to music unless the video is a picture of a qt anime girl

what have i become

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>>39323456
oh man that's nice, thank you

Sunset at only 8:04pm, when it was 9:26 in June

Winter is coming

How does somebody who has never had friends before go about making friends?

>>39323489
Feels good mate.

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>>39323510
that's actually really sad mate
I'm the opposite, won't click a music video if it has some anime girl on it

>have the urge to play overwatch for first time in months
>free crate for some reason
>get legandary
>hero I never play
Hooray.

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ey up, look at who is the real chad of britfeel

>>39323456
Grouper is some heavy shit, Ruins is perfect for a rainy depressing day

>>39323521
Meet people with your girlfriend

>>39323441
Did you know Thorin has aspergers?
I love him so much.

>>39323505
>>39323512
>>39323560
Most relaxing song I've heard, gives me those Mario underwater vibes
https://youtu.be/7boeDmPBZX8

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>flux just activated

>>39323579

here's a nice little relaxing piano piece you might like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghwTxUMoTPE

>>39323597
Where the fuck do you live? It activated 37 minutes ago for me. You better not be a paddy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhqRaPud8JE&index=53

>>39323451
Always fucking knew Len was an AI. There was something not quite human about him

>>39323456

Reminded me of this soundtrack, i'm glad it did, a real hidden gem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeGsA5h02Vs

well wedding was aight. think i upset my mum and that when they saw me arguing wi barman but why say free drink but add t&c. bastards.
off to sainsbury now for some beers for when i get home. gonna go tramp mode and have 1 while i saunter up home. fucking love wearing a suit feels weird like i'm wearing a suit of armour that makes me feel invincible.

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no wonder i get so much pussy

>>39323639
Leeds. I think I fucked up the timing of it though, it's a sudden noticeable change instead of a gradual dimming

>>39323645
You ever listen to Stella by her ebin lad? Can't find it on YouTube but it's like 30 minutes long and a real experience

going for a piss lads, think i might piss into the sink for a laugh haha

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Sorry Shipanon

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>>39323466
>>39323489
I know how you feel lads. Here's a song that was made with that exact thought in mind
>flying around the houses at night
>flying alone
>a teenage spaceship, I was a teenage spaceship
>I was beautiful, with all my lights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT-kvaC-7ag

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>>39323329
Love me some CAN, lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL4B69x8X7s

>>39323657
>have 1 while i saunter up home
Walking beer is really good. Hate the negative connotations with it.

>>39323657
what were the t&c for the drink?
suits are amazing, girls seem to have to work really hard to think about what to wear, but lads just need to put on a suit. no fucking about and it looks great

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>>39323688
I've got it on my phone, seems to be removed from youtube apart from segments

>>39323697
Bu-but that's dunkey anon

>decide to try and get into The Beatles
>still hate them because of my shitty music teacher in secondary school
Fucking half nigger twat, ruining one of the best bands for me.

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I think Ebin and Pubes are the same person.

>>39323722
How's Dota going lad?

>>39323733
Shippy said he looked like Dunkey in this picture
>tfw the doxxer doxxed himself

>>39323733
Shipanon has, in the past, said that he is very closely related to Dunkey.

Never hang around this thread at this time. Goes awfully fast.

>>39323748
It really isn't, I have no motivation to play and I just get angry and leave even if I do queue. I don't know what to with my time. I'm going to tesco for some apples I think. I wish I could waste my time on a game but nothing is working for me

>>39323736
What did he do lad

>>39323736
Did you do all eras of Beatles? I'm not really a fan of the earlier stuff but still love the later ones.

can't enjoy books, movies, videogames anymore. not even a little bit.
non-anhedonic people can't be robots

>>39323794
not that lad but music teachers are always knobs to people who can't play instruments

>>39323815
not the only one, I feel insecure, envious and anger at people who can enjoy stuff now

>>39323794
Nah you misunderstand lad. My old tutor WAS one of the Beatles, it was Paul McCartney and he was a right bellend. Used to laugh while my classmates bullied me and throw onions at me.

>>39323798
I've never gotten into the Beatles apart from a few songs here and there but this early one I love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64bwnvt4WIE

>>39323830
>Feel insecure, envious and anger at people who can enjoy stuff now

You're not alone mate. There were some lads in the thread earlier who were saying they were against other people smoking weed. Not that they weren't into it, that they were against the idea of other people doing it. Very very sad.

>>39323830
Get a job.
I used to be like you, tried loads of stuff like losing virginity, getting friends, going out every friday / saturday. Nothing worked.
Then I got a job. The only substitute to a job is working out.

evening lads, how's everyone doing?

>>39323856
Yeah I saw that. You just have to wonder what went wrong in someone's life for them to end up like that.

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>>39323835
Before they got cleaned up for the teen audience, the Beatles were pretty tough bunch.

>>39323840
That is a solid early one actually. My favourite at the moment is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnBHLbSxa4M

lads how feasible is it to live in the toilets of a 24/7 asda
how much time could i spend sleeping in there before they realise what im doing and ban me

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>>39323815

Overindulgence made me loathe what I once enjoyed.

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New fears, a few beers.
I haven't had sex in over two years
I've tried to trust. It's useless. I wallow in my disgust
Why discuss it? No car, I ride the bus
Steel doesn't decide to rust it just does
Words written out with your finger where the dust was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2l-ufU_QTE

>>39323914
alrite lad its funny you should ask this because I'm trapped in the asda toilets right now. only got around one roll of toilet paper left as well and I've got fuck all to do in here.

a butterfly landed on my finger today, it was like that crying pepe gif only i wasn't crying

>>39323944
you could always have a cheeky wank

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>>39323798
I got into them through seeing A Hard Day's Night back in the day. It still stands up actually and now seems a bit un-PC (pic related, John is pretending to be a deranged sex offender).

on the bike machine rn lads give me strength to keep going

>>39323914
Less than a day

>>39323883
unless you smoke weed yourself, its pretty shit. so many people i know will just take drugs and get pissed, so unless you're into that life style you basically cant socialize with some people

>>39323962
>pretending
Ah yes

>>39323736
>>39323798
>>39323840
>>39323903
>all of this Beatles worship
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

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>>39323964
Do your fucking cardio dammit

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>>39323964
Do it for her

Oregano

>>39323975
wayyy big up the /mu/ mandem

>>39323975
And yet you dont offer an alternative.

So, wait, do any of you lads actually have girlfriends?

>>39323903
That's not even The Beatles though, that's a shitty cover without any singing

Fucking hell lads, my brothers girlfriend has burst into the house shouting and swearing at my mum and dad cause he's pissed her off for something. Right shit show lads

>>39324022
I didn't click on it until just now. My bad senpai.

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>>39324007
Course not

Origami

>>39324007
yeah, tilde is my gf

>>39323982
Ok Rich I don't want to end up like you

>>39323982
dumbass nigga dead af baka shouldnt been injecting all dem chems know what am sayin

>>39324023
Glad I don't have a normie family haha

>>39323974
I'd hope so, George married the one on the left closest to the camera, thats Patty Boyd (who "Layla" was written about).

>>39323778
get a ps4 and play some tekken 7, lad. it's the game of /britfeel/

>>39323794
Pretty much every lesson involved them. Sheer exposure plus him being a knob has left me with a bitter taste in my mouth about them.

>>39323798
Practically everything of theirs.

>>39324036
No problem lad, you made me listen to the original at least and I'm really enjoying it.

>>39324051
Er right, not left.

>>39324005
That's a copy pasta as >>39324002 pointed out, but if you want a serious alternative listen to The Velvet Underground

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You go into a small restaurant one day and find this man sat alone eating a bowl of rice, no one else is in the restaurant.

Wat do?

>>39324047
It's just my brother is a dumb twat

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>sister went off to uni last september
>every time she's visited since she's been an insufferable armchair political theorist
>painfully left-wing, self identifying communist, ultra-feminist, ultra-liberal progressive etc.
>she arrived home a few days ago
>comes out as lesbian
>her 'girlfriend' is a literal 250lb dyed-hair, problem glasses hamplanet
why lads, why? she used to be sweet

>>39324103
Ask him for citizenship

>>39324103
Look over my shoulder to make sure I'm not being ambushed by the PLA

>>39324103
>approach to say hello
>Chinese security agent hidden in bowl of rice shoots me

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>>39324007
No, i'm too socially retarded for that.

John Miller (the poster you know as ShipAnon) was killed today in a traffic accident on the M1

He asked me to tell the people in this thread if anything happened to him, so it's my responsibility to give you all this sad news.

We're all devastated by John's passing.

>>39324111
Which uni lad? And can I ask how often she comes back? Going to university and want to know how often one comes back

>>39324103
Get a steak knife and stab him right in the jugular. I want China to collapse into chaos

>>39324126
>We're all devastated by John's passing.

speak for yourself

>>39324126
RIP big man gone bit not forgotten

>>39324124
>when your waifu is a literal whore
Get some sense into yourself lad

>>39324111

That's what uni's do these days lads. They're not centres for learning. They're SJW brainwashing centres.

>>39324111
Why would she come home from uni on August 26th? She'd have finished up months ago and be about to start a new year.

You are lying.

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>>39324162
It reminds me of the time Benny Harvey passed on :(

>>39324111
what course is she doing?

>>39324128
i go back home every 2 months. couple of lads don't go back ever tho

>>39324175
Only if you study a shitty humanities subject.

>>39324126

Rumour has it, he was on his way to Scarborough as part of Scarborough September. They had decided to go forward with the event early as Ebin was paranoid about gatecrashers if they held it in September as planned

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>>39324167
who said that she was my waifu?

>>39324128
Queen Mary uni. I don't know how often she visits as I don't live with my parents any more, I would say probably once every couple of months and holidays.

>>39324201
fuck lad don't remind me, gonna start crying now

>>39323715
ah fuck it. bought myself a little bottle of champagne to walk home with. i'm suited and booted so why not eh. gonna pop the cork now
car full of chavs drive past all staring at me. i think they think they've seen a pussy in a suit. dis might be fun if they come back around

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>>39322818
Met Ebin yesterday at my local food bank, I could barely understand him due to his speech impediment and couldn't stand next to him for more than 2 minutes because he is a pretty stinky boy.

>>39324229
Lying faggot. Go and make up stories elsewhere.

>>39324111
People like this ruin the left. Tell her to read a fucking book from me.

>>39324191
Fuck if I know, I think she was travelling in France until recently. She was only staying for two days anyway.

>>39324205
I ask because my girlfriend is staying and I'm going away. We might as well break up aye if I'm not going back for ages but she says it'll work and she'll come to visit. No point really is there? She won't even consider breaking up. I'm trapped

>>39324208

Which she obviously did. Women don't go to uni for anything else. The other disciplines are getting slowly corrupted too.

>>39323030
>100yrs pass
>Warlords fuck shit up
>Get invaded by foreigners
>Famine killing millions

>100yrs pass
>Warlords fuck shit up
>Get invaded by foreigners
>Famine killing millions

>100yrs pass
>Warlords fuck shit up
>Get invaded by foreigners
>Famine killing millions

there you go chap just summarised 3,000years of Chinese history

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anyone else like to finger their bum and then smell it? I don't mean stick your finger all the way up because then it's just an awful smell of shit, you just finger the outside and it smells really nice, I'm sort of addicted to it.

>>39324241
Ebin is the kind of person to steal food off the homeless.

>>39324254
>The other disciplines are getting slowly corrupted too
What the fuck are you talking about? I've heard no mention of leftist politics during my time studying chemistry. Stop memeing.

>>39324242
Not lying, genuinely sad this has happened. Wanted to vent to the lads.

>>39324223
pretty sure I've seen her when people asked for 3d waifus to be posted. you've also posted about wanting a gf like her. why?

>>39324111
>her 'girlfriend' is a literal 250lb dyed-hair, problem glasses hamplane
literally my sister

>>39324209
When suddenly poleaboo and his dog mutley came out of nowhere and used their gravity gun on him

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>>39324007
yeah shes pretty and loves me for who I am, tells me I'm not worthless and she isn't fake haha yes, of course not - definitely not a figment of my imagination

>>39324268

Maybe not at your uni but that doesn't mean it isn't happening.

>>39324223
Autists that think everyone avatars

>>39324270
Ignore the pigeon skank lah.

>>39324292
>Maybe not at your uni
This isn't America where you have to take general education classes in garbage subjects. You clearly have never been to uni.

>>39324202
Sorry, missed your post. I don't know exactly but I know it's in the field of English.

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>>39324280
i want a gf that just LOOKS similar to her, so a different personality. i.e not a whore

>>39324336
That's a lot more reasonable lad. Is she a hapa?

stinky neet wiIIy haha

>>39324255
>100yrs pass x3
>3,000 years of Chinese history
The numbers don't add up, lad. Speaking of numbers, nice dubs.

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EVENING BENDERS!

originalo

>>39324336
>that face
Holy shit mate set your standards a bit higher.

trying to watch evangelion 1.11 and my demented mum keeps interrupting me with her insane menopausal flush shit

feel pretty shit desu

>>39324400

Dunno why mums don't understand to keep their mouth shut about that kind of thing.

Was at my uncles house for tea after my dad died and my mum was talking about when she got botox on her bladder for her urge incontinence. NOONE WANTS TO FUCKING KNOW.

>>39324126
I would unironically post here on my deathbed with minutes to go if it were a long term thing

>>39324152
rude!

>>39324400
Tell her to fuck off? Or wear headphones and ignore her

why would anyone pull out to cum on the girl when cumming inside her is the most natural sensation you can feel in life?

>when you finally reply to someone and they never reply back, ever again
thank God for that lads, was worrying for a bit there

Fuck's sake lads, fight is on at 5am. I've been going to bed around 3-4 am, don't want to ruin it by staying up but I'm not tired off to go to bed early and wake up at 5 either. Wat do?

>>39324419
I know this feel lads, was at my cousin's engagement barbecue and my mum started talking about how she never shits normally. My aunt's boyfriend, who is 17 years younger than her, had to move away out of discomfort and my mum still didn't take the hint and shut the fuck up.

>>39324400
>Lives with his mum
>Spends his saturday night watching cartoons

Sad.

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>>39324347
of course, the best kind of girls.
>>39324384
she 7/10 at the least. definitely above my league

>>39324437
I try to ignore her but she literally bangs on the floor until I go in and see to her

Sometimes I wish I was a typical british bloke. Fat, bald, probably a plumber or builder, don't care about anything except football and beer. They must have such simple lives

I went to uni and did a pretty lame and generic STEM degree. I wish I hadn't for various reasons but that's a topic for another day. For the people saying that unis are getting more and more left wing I can say that's partly true and partly not true.
It's absolutely true that the general calibre of people who go to uni lean left, it's just the way of things seeing as virtually the entire media (a lot of which comes from the USA) is very left wing eg. forced diversity, progressiveness, female empowerment, every story must have a socially conforming 'moral' narrative etc. A glance at various modules on humanities courses is equally as telling - anti-western, anti-white, anti-male modules litter these courses, as is unfortunately to be expected ever since the (((left))) won the cultural war of the 60s.
Having said that because of the way our uni system differs from the american system we have insulated the STEM field from this pozzing. We don't have compulsory general, artsy fartsy, wishy washy modules that we have to take, all courses are preplanned and are good at sticking to the core science behind the discipline. Perhaps the most of a tinge of leftism that you might encounter on these courses would be in first year modules designed to help students get to grips with the professional workplace they're likely to enter after their degree; an intense reliance on group-work comes to mind. These modules are invariably run by mid 40s single women i.e. catladies who have come out of HR departments. Thankfully though these are few and far between.

So yes, the uni system is littered with left wingers, but equally you CAN insulate yourself from this if you so wish by choosing to engage solely with your STEM course and not venture into the more liberal departments/societies of your uni.

>>39324471
She's not too bad there I guess. I just like my lass' with decent cheek bones.

>>39324241
ah haha you think he's pretty. how gay are you.

I've put 1500 on McGregor. He better win otherwise I won't be able to go to uni this year, because I need that money to pay for a lot of stuff.

>>39324449
Because people don't want unwanted children? What a silly question

>>39324471
Those blue contacts are turning me the fuck off I must admit

>>39324482

probably a shit ton more complex than us autists sat here posting on an image board on saturday.

social interactions brings a ton of issues.

>>39324488
got a receipt to prove it lad? that's a hell of a bet
nice digits by the way, 88 really resonates with me for some reason, can't put my finger on it

>>39324449
so she doesn't get pregnant? i don't understand the appeal of cumming on a girls face though.

>>39324481

I always considered middle aged women more akin to teenagers. Your mum is literally throwing a tantrum because you don't want to hear about her hot flushes.

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My car won't start lads, mummy had to drive me to tesco. What now?

>>39324053
Tried and failed.

>>39324467
If only we could all be rich, independent chads going out on the pull tonight

>>39324253
yeah mate, i'd break up with her because long distance is fucking wank

>>39324460
just go to sleep lad.mayweather will win this 1,mcgregor the 2nd and the 3rd will be a draw

>>39324488
don't be an idiot. Why are you betting money that you might need?

>>39324513

What's wrong, will it at least make a noise when you turn the key?

>>39324491
But those eyes are green anono

>>39324513
can we see the ebin-mobile?

>>39324482
i wonder what they even think about, or if they think at all. i also wonder what they talk to women about

>>39324513
get her to drive you back.not hard mate c'mon

>>39324505
>i don't understand the appeal of cumming on a girls face though
I'm a virgin and this is purely going off what I've seen in porn but I'm really into facials, something about plastering the girl with your cum, marking her. Helps when you make big cummies

>>39324488
If you're not lying have fun being need next year lad.

>>39324505
It's great if she's into it, or can at least act like she is, but if you blast on her face and she immediately scrunches her face up and jams her eyes shut and does that 'I just ate something gross' thing with her hands and mouth then it's not so great.
my gf can act the fuck out of loving it though :) :)

>>39324508
it's not that she talks about her hot flushes, she occasionally gets hot flushes at night and it makes her go a bit off the rails and starts wanting to know exactly where the cat is to make sure he's safe for no reason, or some other stupid shit

>>39324547
One of his videos I managed to download before he took it down.

https://my.mixtape.moe/umbtxx.mp4

>>39324526
I know who's going to win lad but I want to see this shitfest of a fight, it's not the same when you watch replays the next day. I know it's a bit of a joke but it should be quality entertainment. Want to see Conor embarrass himself
also
>thinking conor has any chance at beating floyd

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>>39324567
I saved that video too. Something really comfy about it, beautiful view and his autistic ramblings. Very Elliott-esque

>>39324567
jesus christ, seriously what the fuck is wrong with him?

>>39324533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gFLgjGZNoA
I think it may be the battery again. however I've been driving it frequently and the AC/Lights came on fine, its been struggling to start recently no matter what, not sure what to do

>>39324549
she did

>>39324605

Yeah that's a flat battery. Do you have jump leads?

>>39324604
He has a speech impediment and wonky feet.

>>39324548
Chances are they are more intelligent than the average robot desu

>>39324598
The bit where he thinks trawlermen are drug smugglers always has me creasing.

>>39324604
Speech impediment. Probably from years of not speaking to people much. Had the same happen to me when I had no friends or social life for a few years.

>>39324615
>>39324605

to add, it's probably time for a new battery if it keepos failing, could be the alternator though

>>39324615
the battery shouldn't be flat though, I've been driving it

>>39324567

hahah he's an autistic camp scouser

>>39324637
>that
>scouse
You just a fucking mong or a yank lah?

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>>39324567
This human was a gift from god.

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>>39324503
You like 88 lad? How do you like these 88s?

>>39324636

If the battery is really old, it might just not be able to hold a charge. Also driving lots of short trips drains the battery, they only really charge on long trips.

Halfords usually fit batteries for a small charge

>>39324567
ebin's got such a cute voice, i wish he was my boyfriend

>>39324625
probably. i have mates like that though and i cant talk to them about anything because they dont do anything. you can tell that everything they say is just a repeat of what they have heard from other people.

>>39324653
shameful lad

>>39324661
might just get my mum to have a garage tow and service it completely

>>39324671
pls be in warwickshire

>>39324648

Neither. Maybe it's just his autistic speech impediment that makes him sound like a scouser.

>>39324623
>>39324628
No I know what's wrong with him physically, but just listen to his senseless pontificating. There's something not right with his head.

lads how long before space colonisation?

i'm tired of this planet.

>>39324671
I find it aggravating that he's managed to make a Yorkshire accent sound gay.

>>39324682
>might just get my mum to have a garage tow and service it completely

Getting a tow to a garage is expensive, you should drive it there. Just to add they won't replace the battery in a service, that's separate

>>39324605
Might be the spark plugs lad.

>>39324682
i'm from north london ;-;

>>39324701

nah, you can hear the battery struggling in that video, and the lights dim when he turns it over

>>39324691
Not in this lifetime. Futurists like to hype it up when Elon Musk shows off SpaceX's new flightsuit or whatever but there are a lot of very big hurdles to overcome before anything like a sustainable space/offoworld colony could be established.

Shame because I find the romanticised idea to be utterly enthralling.

>>39324713

whereabouts m8? upper holloway here.

>>39324699
>you should drive it there
I mean its like 30-80 seconds away, they can't charge me that much right, it won't start unless I jump start it and I don't know how i'd go about it

>>39324713
I'm not from warwickshire either I was joking

>>39324727
enfield, proper shite here

>>39324741

yeah tough break there fella

thinking about tasting my own spunk tonight, but i know as soon as i cum ill be repulsed by the idea
how did you do it ebin?

>>39324741
ayyyy I used to live there lad, now in west london, bit stabby around here I must say

>>39324688
I'/m sure he plays it up a bit for the camera, but he's filming out on a cliff at 5 in the morning. If you were in his place you'd probably come up with some weird, random stuff too

>>39324741
>>39324727
Where were you cunts when I was stuck in a hotel room alone in Camden the other day?

>>39324736

Towing is like 40 bong plus 70p per mile, so 40.50 to tow it to the garage. Jump leads cost like a tenner, I'm sure your dad knows how to jump start it

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>>39324682
>pls be in warwickshire
I thought you live in Yorkshire.

>>39324761

whereabouts in west?

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in 7 months I'll be the same age as Mark when Peep Show started

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>>39324760
The trick is to taste someone else's so you don't lose your erection

>guaranteed a blowjob from bird when she gets back
>she's back at midnight at the earliest
>I'm already finding it difficult to keep my eyes open from tiredness
fucking hell lads

>>39324760
go on your back and throw your legs in the air until your dick is hovering over your face and make a direct deposit

>>39324780
he doesn't and my mum won't let me use her car

>>39324781
was joking, I do

>>39324792
Do a line of blow mate.

>>39324789

Are you in a better or worse position than him now?

He ends up doing alright for himself by the end of it all

>>39324803
No, I'm a christian

>>39324761
mate, everywhere in london except central is a bit stabby

>>39324788
Near Greenford m8, you live near?
>>39324789
HNNNNNNNNG Peep Show. I would fuck David Mitchell idec, Robert Webb as well

>>39324809
Enjoy your sleepy time blowjob then mate.

>>39324792
blowjobs are overrated tbqhwy

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Look at this shit lads
>Every single day, you must fuck one more person than you did on the previous day
https://www.reddit.com/r/stupidslutsclub/comments/6valr9/ssc_september_challenge_the_chain_challenge/

I can't even comprehend that there are real people out there doing this

>>39324809
Must have missed the commandment or the instruction from Jesus saying to not do drugs.

>>39324809
The bible doesn't say anything about cocaine. It does say you aren't allowed to get blowjobs though.

>>39324583
i only think that because i think it's a show for ratings and money nothing else.
mcgregor will be fucked after 3 rounds.
should have said this before but why not have a nap n set your alarm for fight. beats staying up all night to watch fight with 1 eye closed

>>39324813

yeah i work not too far from there in acton and my mum lives around shepherds bush.

west is a bit soulless and weird. million pound mansions one side of the street, old tired council blocks facing them.

>>39324741
AP GANG

ANYTING GREEN GET BUN

>>39324818

you've only had shit blowjobs then.

unfortunately most women haven't got a clue when it comes to sucking cock.

>>39324794

I would fit the battery myself but that'll be like 2-3 weeks away. I suppose a garage might be your best option

>>39324842
I'll try that lad but I don't know if I'll fall asleep this early. Also I'm not good with alarms, I just turn them off and go back to sleep

>>39324794
Nothing like getting jizz drinking tips from Ebin.
He really is a professional.

>>39324866
might just swap for a different car before then, I have zero confidence in this rusty shitbag

>>39324867
>So Mr. Anon, congratulations, we're offering you the job. You start 9 AM monday morning
>Well...I'm not good with alarms..

>>39324863
getting my balls sucked felt way better than i expected it to but the rest of the blowjob was shit
how to find girls who know how to suck cock?

>>39324844
Yeah it is a p bizarre area. What you doing in Acton?

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>>39324884
go on then ebin, with all that money from your job and all you should buy yourself a new car.

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>>39324790
C-can you show me? ori

>>39324870
Remember though, homosexuals are degenerate and disgusting and Ebin hates them all. He is a 100% heterosexual male

>>39324805
I make 26k a year and I think Mark makes more. Doesn't he also have a mortgage on his flat? I have a house, but I only rent.

So I'm doing worse.

>>39324867
i'm same. fucking snooze eh.
you don't have to go to sleep now though. just go when you're ready. unless it's near 5 then just stay up.

>>39324884
Ebin could you please make a vocaroo saying "I like rusty spoons"

>>39324911
by that logic masturbating is gay, there's nothing gay about using your own bum or cum

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>>39324884
>I have zero confidence in this rusty shitbag

I need to get a new one too really. How many miles has yours done?