extreme pain

lol jumped onto a lego once right in the heel
90s kids will know this feel !

>>39322578
Fire is up there.

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>>39322619
>Fire is up there.
adventure is out there

>be me
>high school
>pe lesson
> playing cricket
>standing behind some chad
>he hits the ball and throws his fucking bat as hard as he can at my fucking leg
>doesn't even notice it
>hurts like hell
>a few days have passed
>suddenly experience extreme stabbing pain in the leg
>want to die
>don't go to doctor
>now it gets crunchy from time to time and hurts

When pulling a healthy tooth the sedative failed and the dentist didn't believe me.

I'll never forget that pain.

Nurse poking a catheter as she tries to get it in.

I had a pretty bad broken elbow that was just dangaling it constanty hurt and the breeze caused pain. The biggest bitch is when they did an xray they made me move it straight. I was 6 or 5 when this happened, you try getting a 5 year old in constant pain to give himself more pain.

The other major pain ive been in has been my ingrown toenails. I stubbed my toe and made it worse which caused it to constantly hurt till they cut it about a year later. Sports was hell because of the running required.

simultaneously breaking both legs
>being a fucking idiot, drinking and fucking around on a balcony
>straddling the railing, lose my balance, fall ~8 feet, land on my side
>instant and extreme pain radiating throughout entire body
>try to get up, barely move me leg to sit up and a huge flash of searing hot agony washes over me
>lay there, hyperventilating and shaking from shock
>seems like an entire month has passed before the ambulance arrived
>they scrape me up and immobilize my limbs
>they start and IV but not even 5mg of IV morphine can dull the pain
>get surgery, in hospital for 2 weeks learning to use wheelchair and get on/off the toilet
>discharged and begin long stretch of physical therapy
>still have a limp and a wicked scar
>right leg: hip fracture
>entire head and neck of femur grossly snapped off in the socket of the hip
>left leg: tibial fracture, actually relatively minor compression fracture
i had to use a wheelchair for 3 months and then a walker for another 4 months and used a cane a bit after that

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>1year ago
>on my way to school
>temp is around 0 degrees (Celsius) so ice everywhere
>accidentally place my foot on an ice and water wombo combo
>land bottom first onto the hard ice covered concrete
>all weight lands on coccyx cuz my hands were too slow
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>barely able hold back tears.
>try my hardest to walk normally so people don't ask if i'm hurt.
>walk the last 10 meters from school

I think I broke my coccyx but I'm too lazy to visit a doctor.

>>39322578
Fell drunk from a 4 meter (13feet) wall straight on my both heels. Ive been injured since then and its been month now. The worst part is that I had to work on a construction for the next three weeks. Took 3 days off + weekend and came back with dying feet. Damn that was fucking painful. Its a lot better now though it still hurts in the morning or after a long time of walking.

Had to have a needle stuck into the inside of my elbow, and between the nurse's incompetence and my terrible pneumonia induced dehydration it took 45 minutes.
Was in agony basically the entire time, since I was 7 and hadn't felt pain like that before.
I'm still anxious around needles.

>>39322578
>get pupper
>all black only right paw was white
>call him burrito because he was a fatty
>one day go out to play vidya at friend's house
>pupper was in the front yard playing with the big dog who was on a leash
>parents "looking after him"
>come home at night
>"where's burrito?"
>"he got stolen, anon..."
>"haha yeah right"
>keep calling him
>mfw he's actually gone
>start crying and screaming
>parents not saying a thing because they knew it was their fucking fault
>woke up next day at the hospital
>apparently I broke several mirrors and windows with my hands and blacked out
That is the most painful event in my life.
I've had physical wounds and other "traumatic" experiences but this one hurt me the most
These fucking dog thieves deserve to get raped by aids monkeys. Stealing a 10 yo kid's companion. He was born on the same fucking day even, he was my baby boy doggy bro.
Even had a video of him playing with my pajamas and I remember telling my mum to start filming and he was just going to town on my pajamas.
We struggled with him a bit, little fella had worms at one point and his tummy was hurting, fucking hell. We all loved him so much.

>>39325183
Damn bro, that's tragic, I'm so sorry for your loss


Side note: do you still have that video?

>>39324633
You break that, there's really nothing a doctor can do save for prescribing you pain meds.

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>be me
>senior in hs about a year and a half ago
>playing a game of touch football cause im bored
>running down the field
>suddenly feel this weird pressure in my knee
>feel and hear an extremely loud pop from my knee
>suddenly lower leg leg feels detached, like a puppet leg
>kinda sways around
>knee feels like it can't hold weight
>a day later it's locked up, I can't even move the joint
>theres a consistent dull ache, and it hburts sharply if i try to bend it
>hurts like ass
I think I blew my ACL or Lateral Meniscus. Wasn't able to walk right or even stand up and pedal a bike for like 5 months after. It only got all the way better about 3 or 4 months ago, a good year and a half after injuring it.

>>39325335
Parents deleted it as part of my catarthic process.

>>39322578
passing a kidney stone. I was in so much pain all I could do was pace and move all over the place.

PMS on second day with pain radiating from pelvis to rectum. I was feeling lightheaded, the back of my neck was sweating, and felt like I wanted to die

>>39325459
i hope you miscarry Tyrone's baby, stupid roastposter

>>39325183
https://youtu.be/TYVhREu15bI

>>39322578
Orchidopexy, holy fuckoo.
>right testicle can twist and causes horrible pain until back in normal position
>always manage to turn them manually
>doc says I need to get them stitched to the inside of my sac or else I risk to lose a ball
>the moment you wake up after surgery
>OH GAWD MAH BALLS
>but they don't twist anymore and are fine and functioning
>but that fucking pain

Others
>hearth catheter
>lumbal punction(they take spinal fluid from you)
>rupture of Baker's cyst

>>39322588
>Be 7 or 8, can't remember
>Get armored car Megablocks set for christmas
>Spend a solid two weeks assembling it because it's like 700 pieces
>Finally finish
>Start pushing it down the upstairs hallway
>A small piece falls off because Megablocks have shit fitment
>Step on piece, let go of armored car due to extreme pain
>Armored car goes sailing down the stairs and disintegrates
>Two weeks of work undone in two seconds

It may not have been the worst physical pain but I was scarred for life having learned that no matter how much I commit to something it can all come crashing down in an instant. That tiny plastic brick changed my life.

I dont know what the fuck I had but it went like this
>Be 18
>Ear clogged with too much wax
>Read somewhere that hydrogen peroxide helps remove the wax
>Fuck it, I do it
>Pour it into my ear and start hearing gurgling noises
>Oh_shit.jpg
>After 5-10 minutes that felt like an eternity I turn the other way to remove the liquid
>Liquid and wax comes out but feel like I cant hear anything from that ear
>Find a metal hairclip and decided to poke inside and remove leftover wax
>Feel immense pain
>Day after I get random shocking pain in the middle of the day
>Hurts so much that I tried banging my head on the wall
>Took pain meds and still nothing
>Cant do anything without thinking of the pain
>Cant sleep all night to the point where I considered suicide
>This goes on for like a week and then suddenly stops
Up to this day I still dont know what the fuck happened.

>>39326547
>poke inside and remove leftover wax

Can you hear from that ear at all anymore? Perhaps you ruptured your eardrum from poking it with a paperclip.

Most pain I can remember feeling was from an undiagnosed "Epididymo-orchitis".

>incredible pain behind testicle, radiating up side of my body
>writhing in pain for 4 days, feeling of sharp pain persists
>day 2 visit Dr. and confirm it isn't a torsion
>disappears after a few days of rest and no serious movement
>no testicular pain ever again

>>39326547
i had the same problem, my mom said it was a because i was congested, she did the same shit and it didn't work. i ended up just having to wait it out.

>>39326658
I can still hear but I remember that I couldnt hear very well when I was in pain. I also dont think I reached that far inside, I tried scratching the wall to remove the stuck shit but maybe I either did it too hard and cut myself or pushed the wax into the eardrum and got myself some kind of infection since most of it was cleaned from the peroxide. Didnt go to the doctor so I dont know what happened for sure.

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>18
>decide to go on water fast because fat and retarded
>wake up one day with extreme pain under my right rib
>probably fucked up my liver or gall bladder
>haven't gone to the doctor yet
>still in pain
>still fat

Severe strep throat. Hurt to breathe, swallow, or talk

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>>39325183
He loved you too.

>>39325523
Always that one lowlife

>>39322707
your bones are dying

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Honestly I'm extremely tough. I just had a few over an inch long incisions on my head stitched up and I didn't really care. I have burns and scars everywhere from everywhere, and the thing that really hurts is that never once someone asked if I was okay.

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>Shitty old cunty dentist goes bananas
>decides to extract nerves from my tooth
>no painkillers
Oh boy. Oh my.

>laying in bed
>try to flip
>dislocate my knee
>huts like shit
>friend starts panicking
>push it down, feel it crack
>tfw relief
So weak bed threatens my well being

>>39326800
You're a fucking idiot. You don't stick shit into your ears, period. Sensitive area, nothing good comes out of it.

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>>39322578
>getting shot in the eye with a modified Nerf dart meant to shoot long distances (thank God it was still far away, I still have full vision on both eyes)
>cutting the tip of my finger off (happened back in March or April I believe and I still have the scars and reduced feeling on that finger)
>wasp bites that swelled up to 4 inches in diameter

Those are the only things that come to mind right now.

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>>39322578
The crushing realization that I will never experience teen love

>>39322578
Calf cramp. Worse then breaking my leg and collar bone. Cramps don't fuck around

Overall I'd take the cramp again though, better to have that pain for 3 minutes than a slightly lesser pain that fucks you up for months

>>39322578
I had a beetle crawl in my ear one night while I was asleep.

It felt like a tiny Wolverine in my skull scratching around. I ended up scratching my ear and making it bleed trying to get the nigger out and drown him in blood.

Then the real pain began.

At the hospital they tried to get the fuckers dead body out but he wouldn't budge. They flushed my ear repeatedly which hurt bad enough but every time they stuck an instrument in there it felt like having a hole bored through my skull with a drill. It was the most intense pain i've ever been in.

Eventually they used stool softener lube and he slid right out. I wish they'd used that the first time because I was blurry visioned and sweating by the time we got to that idea. Apparently it's a common problem where I live, aka swamp hell.

Boy Florida sure is a fun place to live. I don't hate this mini Australia hellhole at all.

>>39322578
Decaying tooth.
Brush your teeth kids, and lay off the soda.

centipede bite

>>39327884
>centipede bite
pussy

>>39327741
Just make yourself cute hoods made of mosquito netting for your ears.

>>39327913
>>centipede bite
>pussy
its more likely than you think...

>>39327934
I sleep with bandanas on my head like a night mask. I can't sleep with even a little light in my eyes.

I just pull the thing over my ears now. Plus I let spiders move into my room so they keep the bugs at bay. Spider bros are the best.

>>39327800
I had a molar so decayed it was probably 60% gone, cavity into the pulp. It didnt hurt at all until I had stainless steel caps put on all my molars, now it hurts all the time.

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>>39322578
No physical pain can beat the pain I go to bed with every night.

toothache 2 years ago. Was nothing but agony.

>>39327963
>its more likely than you think...

Good one, Anon.

Migraines. Nothing else has ever come close to the same level of pain.

>>39328271
Migraines are a fucking bitch. I always get sick and dizzy and vomit violently every time I get them.

>>39328353

I scream, I cry, I thrash around on the floor and vomit almost every time. I had one that lasted for a full 26 hours. I don't just experience pain. Each migraine brings a severe depressive episode and a loss of cognition.

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cash register job at huge department store

watchng oneitis get 3 bf's during oneitis period

various skin burns

realizing i can never have intimacy with a woman due to a cetain combination of AVpD, autism, depersonalization and strange beta genetic variation making me just weird looking enough to enstrange others but not ugly enough to make people totally avoid me so it gives me false hope that i can be normal when in reality I had been stripped of that at birth.

>ywn experience the look of pic related

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>be me
>wake up one day in bed
>feel ache in the lower left of my stomach
>still groggy just thinking "wtf is this pain about"
>the more I wake up the worse it gets
>first I think it's just tummy acting up, but it gets worse
>becomes so bad I begin slouching over with my hand over it
>start yelling "I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL"
>brother who hates me is only one there
>he's annoyed as fuck and angry about it
>"you don't really need to go do you?"
>"YES YOU ASSHOLE TAKE ME"
>"okay fine"
>we get in the car
>the pain is so intense and doesn't fucking stop
>I feel like I'm literally going to die
>"HURRY"
>when we get there I don't even wait for him to stop
>I open the door and run into the emergency room
>walk up to the desk hunched over in pain
>"I need help"
>the man looks at me with an idgaf face
>"Okay sir, what's your name, social, birthday, address, blah blah
>at this point I'm really annoyed
>I give him all the info
>can't even think because I'm in so much pain
>treat him very harshly and sarcastically
>they finally let me in
>for the next 20 mins or so all I do is lay on a fucking bed in pain
>nurse lady finally comes up asking what's wrong
>tell her I need something for the pain RIGHT NOW
>she treats me like a kid and says some shit then leaves to get doctor
>I try going to the bathroom
>nothing comes out
>I continue to lay on the bed in extreme pain holding my side
>The pain eventually subsides on it's own
>The nurse finally comes back after what felt like an hour
>I'm so fucking angry
>"I don't need it anymore"
>she looks annoyed
>"but you said you needed it"
>"well the pain is gone now you took too long"
>she walks off to put the shit back
>little did I know they would still charge me for it later, even though I didn't use it
>I tell the doctor I'm leaving, he has no idea what was wrong with me
>I use the poor man's way to get out of paying the bill, it was $1200 or some shit
>For just LAYING ON A BED

fuck american health care

>be me, 9
>staple in my head from surgery
>my dad wants to remove it so we don't have to pay the doctor for it
>pulls straight out instead of one side at a time
>agony.png
>he tried this for like 5 minutes straight before it finally came out
>the staple is now bent into a perfect C shape

That hurt.

>>39322578
Ever get a cramp in your leg?
Nothing. Nothing on this earth is worse than that feeling. I felt like I was dying. Fuck me that was painful as hell.

>>39328484
I once had a very bad gas bubble, it hurt to breath so I just had to hyperventilate like an autistic retard. Only had it for 30ish minutes, looks like yours lasted a couple hours at least lol

>>39322578
Had hernia surgery earlier this year. The day after the surgery was the absolute worst. Just sitting up or getting out of bed made me feel like my insides were ripping apart.

>>39328484
There is one bright side to this story though. I was in so much pain that my social anxiety completely disappeared. I was in full panic mode and just wanted the pain to stop. Also being poor I NEVER go to the hospital, this was the only time in my life.

>>39328414
So terrible. I feel for you. Please see: >>39325523

>>39322578
I once got a gash deep into my arm enough where I could see a bit of bone but it didn't really hurt that much. I thought it would hurt more than getting your standard cut but I was wrong. A bit of a shame however since my sensei just opened up his new dojo and my blood left a trail to the bathroom

>>39328414
Those sound like cluster headaches.

>>39322707
You probably have a broken/cracked leg bone. Might wanna overcome your autism and get it checked out soon.

>be 7 or 8
>watching bmx tricks on tv
>thatscool.jpg
>decide to go outside and try bike tricks with my neighbor
>first try jumping bikes over a plastic jump
>realize that is too hard and switch to scooters
>neighbor and I try scooter jumps
>he and I try it a few times, my friend eventually gets it and lands
>i try and have scooter wheel hit a rock, sending me flying over handlebars and facefirst into pavement
>get giant ass gash on chin and have to go to hospital for stitches.
>still have scar
It hurt like hell but as a 7 or 8 year old I actually found the emergency room kinda fun.

I was on fire and my face and arms had skin melting off like the napalm scene in "we were soldiers" a strange feeling to just hold your face in your hand.
Later spent 3 months in a hospital with few days/weeks of chem coma and still 10 years later i xan remember the pain so intense tgat whole world was a symphony of torment and i could not even think or see anything else just wanted to die to stop it.

I get migraines, but they don't hurt as much as they used to, not sure if I got used to them or they're not as intense since the worst one.
>11 years old at aunt's house
>Purple aura starts forming
>"Aww man migraine time"
>Right from the start it's way worse than normal
>Worse pain behind my left eye I've ever felt, my eye felt like it was going to pop out
>Try to make it up stairs from the basement
>Get dizzy and puke on stairs
>Nose starts bleeding (only nose bleed I've ever had)
>The blood is thick and clumpy almost
>Get scared
>Last thing I remember is panicking and starting to move faster towards the upstairs
Apparently I almost made it to the bed but passed out

>go in to surgery
>anesthesia doesn't work

Words can not describe how much it hurt. Imagine someone slowing cutting in to you for hours and not being able to move or speak.

>>39328543
meh they are pretty painful but real pain (TM) is on a different level. nociception was a mistake, pain comes in so many different shocking flavors and in such wildly different intensity, one wonders why creatures evolved to have this as their most complex feeling

>>39322578
worst I ever had but probably nothing on a grand scale was when I had to get hemorrhoids removed and the doctor just couldn't grab them with some alien-type of thing because the little fuckers had developed so long and from a young age and very were much near each other so it took him like an hour to cut off four of the things with a little piece of rubber.

thing is you don't have nociceptors in that area so you don't feel much when it's done, but the body notices are some hours that your intestines were fucked with, so it responds with a nondescript generalized radiating sensation of pain which seems to spread out through your whole intestine. can't even lie down or do anything to stop it. it feels very dull in a weird way only vaguely pain-like despite still hurting incredibly.

took a few days for my body to get that nothing at all is happening, so it tuned it down. next sessions were more chill as the procedure went over faster

>>39322578
>Parents want to go on a family trip to Texas mountains
>They don't want to spend money on hotel rooms so they bring a tent saying "it'll be an adventure!"
>It's winter
>I had to sleep all night up on desert mountains in winter.
It's a miracle I didn't die. Couldn't even sleep, my entire family just suffered all night. After that night they said "screw camping, we'll just go with hotels for the rest of the trip"

>>39322578
beaten by my parents, once it hurt so bad I was screaming out for jesus to save me

>>39322578
it's a tie between getting a tooth pulled without the sedative working and some fucking insane period cramps i got a couple of months ago.

>>39322578
>What's the most pain you've ever felt?

When she left me, just when I needed her most.

>>39331394
>beaten by my parents, once it hurt so bad I was screaming out for jesus to save me
what the fuck

>>39331596
can you please fuck off roastie? Nobody cares, seriously

Losing my left hand.
It got cut off by accident.

>>39332008
>Losing my left hand.
>It got cut off by accident.
post nub

how did it get cut off?

>>39332008
pics of nub

>>39322756
did he believe you afterwards?

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I was constipated for 2 days, so I bought a bar of chocolate laxatives. It was the size of a regular chocolate and had about 10 tabs. The recommended dosage was 2 tabs, but I ate the entire bar because I just wanted to poop and be done with this constipation. I was expecting it to be like the end of Van Wilder when the dude is shitting in the bucket. Just a firehose of shit from my ass. Instead I woke up to the most painful, gut wrenching cramps I've ever had. It felt like someone was taking my colon and wringing it out. I was on the toilet all day, practically in tears trying to poop while I dealt with these cramps from hell. It was the most frustrating thing. I pushed so hard I thought I was going to prolapse my asshole. I squatted over a bunch of toilet paper to see if that would work. I crossed my legs, I stood up, and shook myself up and down, layed flat on the floor. Eventually I was so exhausted from the cramps I resorted to sticking one of those sports water bottles with the squirt caps up my ass to try and give myself an enema. After that too failed, I shoved the handle of toilet scrubber into my ass to try and loosen my sphincter. Time and again, I tried and failed.
After about 5-6 agonizing hours I finally passed this rock-hard little turd, small as a marble and jet-black. After that, the cramps mostly subsided and I could get some sleep. Though I kept waking up through the night to small cramp aftershocks. Two more days of constipation passed. I barely ate because I was afraid of layering more food onto the now 3 days of food that was sitting in my colon.

>>39332239
>I was constipated for 2 days
I used to go a week or two at a time without shitting when I was on dope

I would have to dig it out with my fingers

>>39331997
>what's the worst pain you've experienced
>this is the worst pain i've experienced
>no one cares ROASTIE >:(
i'm just posting my worst pain experience, chill out for once.

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>>39332239
The evening of the 4th day of my constipation, I got home from work and decided to take a shower. I felt mostly fine the whole day. Still constipated, but the cramps were infrequent and nowhere near the level of pain they were on that first day. A few minutes into the shower I get a cramp in my gut. A good one that made me double over in pain. I squatted down in the shower, holding my stomach, and waiting for the storm to pass. And it did.
Like Moses parting the Red Sea, the path was cleared before me. In that moment the stars aligned and so did my colon and anus. There was a brief moment where I realized what was coming and thought to myself, "I could get up and use the toilet right outside the shower, but if I move from my position, I might not be able to make this happen again." So I stayed, squatting in the shower as I let 4 days of festering, packed shit flow out of my ass like soft serve all over the back of the shower and my ankles. It was the greatest pain of my life, followed by the most relieving feeling.
After briefly basking in my sweet release, I stood and looked down at the fecal child I just gave birth to. It was a thing of beauty. If I had not just squeezed that from my body, I wouldn't have believed a coil of that size could come from a human body. Wide as a dinner plate and coiled 3 or 4 times around. I watched for a minute as the water from the shower hit the turd and spattered bits of shit all over the shower and curtains.
There was no shame in that shower that night. Only sweet relief and valuable life lesson. Follow the recommended dosage on the package.

>>39332299
dope as in? opiates? not a native english speaker sorry.
i want to try them but the constipation sounds really unappealing.

>>39322578
The most extreme psychical pain i've ever felt was probably when i popped both my hips out while masturbating then popped them in.
Then the most emotionally painful thing was realizing i'll never get a gf or share any meaningful contact with another human this pretty much kills me inside everyday all day.

>>39332239
My regular poop schedule is usually every 2 days, sometimes every 3 days. Is that bad?

>>39332476
yeah, heroin

The high is incredible but the physical dependency sucks big time. I'd suggest if you haven't ever done opiates you don't fucking start, once you feel that level of bliss nothing else will ever feel quite as good

>>39332533
Also to add to this, this is me >>39331044
During the same trip to my aunt's, I held my poop for almost 2 weeks. When I finally got some quite time, I tried to shit. Got a little bit out, then my butthole literally clogged up with what felt like a basketball and I couldn't push it out. I tried to dig it out, but just ended up getting shit all over the toilet. My mom noticed I was in there for a while and basically forced herself in and saw the toilet covered in shit and me digging up my ass. She then went and got me an enema and I had to lay over her legs while my dad watched her stuck the bottle up my butt and squirt liquid in. Felt so good blowing out that after

>>39332592
Idk man i'm already knee deep in trying out drugs and i'd like to try heroin before i die. I've done many drugs but mdma and shrooms feels way better than any feeling i've had while sober so i definitely know what you mean. Not now, but when i decide to end it i need to do heroin first. Thanks for not encouraging me though.

>>39332637
Yeah, I guess if you're going to off yourself anyway there's no harm in trying heroin. Just be careful though because that's how I justified it to myself and instead got stuck in the dependency and never actually had the balls to end my life

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>>39331596
me too, i remember a couple years ago i got hit with some ungodly gas bubble/period cramps during school. i hid in the bathroom for two hours trying to shit it out, almost lost consciousness a few times, couldn't speak, vomited. ended up calling my mom to come get me from school, had to trek from the third floor of the school to the first then walk all the way to the other side of school. took me an hour, kept having to stop and sit down in the hallway every ten feet and have everyone stare at me. Cue panic attacks. Worst pain in my life second would have to be breaking my leg and snapping my big toe

>>39322578
having my anus ripped open when I was raped as a child ... othen that the odd kidney stone I pass about once a month

>>39332926
#RAPED

originaloo

>>39332894
Yeah and it's so fucking unexpected. I woke up one morning and i couldn't fucking get out of the bed for hours because i was hurting so much. When i did get up i had diahrrea, cold sweats, migraines and shivers all over. I just laid in a ball for 5 hours until it all just suddenly went away and i was back to normal. Fucking weird. Thinking back it sounds a lot like endometriosis but i don't think i have that. Werid how our bodies just betray us.

>>39328484
that's what you get for being a pussy. if there was nothing wrong with you, it probably didn't hurt that bad. i bet you have zero pain tolerance.

>>39322578
Took a big guys mask off

>be me
>12 at the time
>football
>guy falls on my arm
>arm snaps at both bones
>bent in a diagonal line at forearm
>broken arm twoce before, can deal with the pain
>ambulance comes
>someone has covered my arm so other kids wouldn't see the gore
>fireman comes over to inject pain medicine
>kneels on covered (broken arm)
>shock had already worn off
Ouch

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Getting bitten by Gila monster was bad
> be on vacation with mom in Arizona
> staying with her lesbian work friends
> butch one asks if I wanna go on a morning hike to the hill near their house
> say sure because it was boring just to do nothing
> see weird corn in the sand
> go to grab corn in the desert
> instantly bitten by lizard
> immediately crying out in pain as the lesbian try's to console me and takes me home and puts hand in hot water
> they refuse to call an ambulance cause I won't die from the venom
> fucking dykes and desert corn lizards

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>be 5
>take a nasty stinky shit
>spray Lysol to remove the stink
>think there may be stink stuck on my ass
>aim Lysol up shitter and blast
>writhe in pain almost trying in the shower trying to clean the Lysol out with water

>12th grade
>lunch
>faking cramps come out of nowhere
>not even pmsing
>went on for a good 2 hours

>riding scooter when I was 11
>sperg out and go too fast causing me to fall
>walk home
>cuts everywhere on my legs and foot
>mommy doused it in rubbing alchohol
>ohgodwhythis
>take a hot bath
>pains worsens
Like a retard I constantly picked at my scars which led to a skin eating disease that could have resulted in my foot being chopped off, the scars are still on my foot.

>football thrown at boob
>caused a few bruises because sensie

>broke ankle walking down my steep lawn

>getting stung by like 5 wasps in the same day
I kept walking by their nest I had it coming eventually

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>be me
>rugby player
>match day
>I am good at this I am the best player in the pitch
>second half
>take the ball and start running
>couple guys take me down, I lay on the ground and push the ball to my teammates
>fat guy falls on my ankle
>crack
>3 recised ligaments and a really badly broken fibula
>been operated 3 times and couldn't run for 7 months, now I have titanium implants in my ankle
>mfw I am becoming a transformer

But really I broke some other of my bones before and yeah it hurts, but when you injury your ligaments it's awful. It's that kind of pain that is too much to handle, I remember passing out a few times while waiting for the ambulance

tooth/gum infection

Sunburn on my back lead to "hell's itch".
Felt like I was being bitten by fire ants for over a day. It was debilitating and left me a sobbing mess.
I always wear sunscreen now

>be me
>20
>love eating chocolate
>buy 15 king sized chocolate bars, 3 bags of gummy worms and 4 monster energy drinks
>this was all I ate for 6 days straight while practically comatose watching anime
>heart palpitations spring up
>use heart monitor app
>heartbeat 130 bpm at rest
>wtf
>call 911
>start panicking thinking I'm having a heart attack
>heart rate at 145 when medics arrive
>sweating, blurry vision, rapid breathing
>whole body was tense and heart hurt like fuck
>get to hospital
>everything checks out normal
>heartbeat still 125 bpm 6 hours later, resting on bed

I've since eaten better and recovered.

I broke my arm before, but the worst pain is feeling like you're going to die for 2 hours straight.

Girl spilled beaker of boiling water on my arm and hand in science class.

>>39328271
This
I get them every couple months or so, but they're bad enough that I can't eat or take any pills or I'll throw them up.

>>39329429
>Sensei
>Dojo
Tell me your story karate kid.

>>39331044
Sounds like what happens to me. Except my auras make vision a lil blurry, and my depth perception goes out of whack.

>>39322578
Existing
is this origami now desu?

Fuck, I don't know why I'm so fascinated by extreme pain. I really do not need this knowledge in my life, but I can't stop reading about it. I have very low pain tolerance and I already want to kill myself, no way I could make it through some of this shit. The worst pain I've felt was probably pain in my lower back immediately after working out, which has happened a few times. Must have fucked up an exercise and pulled something, I guess.


>>39331249
Fuck.
This... this is new. I thought you were bullshitting, but apparently Anaesthesia Awareness is a real thing. Guess I'm never getting surgery again. From what I've heard cluster headaches are about the most painful thing you can experience, but this might have them beat.

Ghost peper on my dick.

If 10/10 is where you are unconcious then it must have been 9.5/10 and not for a moment when you are burned, but for hours.

Poured milk on my dick. Didn't help

>>39322578

Was on fire. Petrol on jean legs. Burnt for about 30 seconds. 2nd degree burns.

Feels like someone giving you a massive "indian" burn or whatever you mcburger call it. Like someone twisting and twisting.

>>39325734
Yeesh, big lesson for a little feller. Poor little feller.

>>39332454

>There was no shame in the shower that night...

The greatest pain I have ever felt is now my sides exploding from this.

>>39322588
>Be mowing lawn
>Runs out of gas
>Pour gas in
>Try to find primer
>Find weird metal hole and think it's primer
>Put finger inside
>Finger gets the taste of Mordor
>Pull out and jump around the yard waving hand back and forth
>Watch as skin slowly burns away
I still don't think it ever healed right. It was 3 years ago

Root canal treatment. Literally passed out. Shit was crazy.

>once put thumb into a disksaw, a few milimeters deeper and would've lost it slicing it sideways
>had pneumomia as a child but doctor said I was just acting until parents rushed to hospital. Was in intese pain for 2 weeks.
>fell down a small shaft 2 meters, hurt like a bitch in my ankles, hip and back but no lasting injuries
>once had a migraine for 4 days straight, even considered offing myself due to pain

>>39333643
best post itt
also the most original

I used to work in a warehouse. I was guiding a crappily made pallet of Guarana soda when one of the pistons on the pallet jack fucking blew up. The thing collapsed on the side and my arm got jammed beside a wall and several hundred pounds of Delicious Brazillian Guarana Soda snapping my arm bones in the middle, their insurance paid me 75k for doctor fees.

tldr; pallet jack Guarana failure fucked my arm and I made 63,000 dollars.

>>39322578
When I was 9 and 11 I had an unexplainable pain in my side that stopped me from standing or sleeping. I had to crawl from room to room on my side and would cry all day.

Then the next day it would be gone, this has only happened twice and doctors didn't know what it was.

Appendicitis, I was lying face down in the A&E waiting room half passed out from the pain

>>39336927
Wow nice. Wish I got paid for my pain lol

>be 24
>absolutely shitfaced with brother
> he spills my drink and refuses to clean the mess and refill my cup, as etiquette demands
>get into verbal fight, throwing squares of tp at him
>all of a sudden he rages
>half grab half tackles me through a doorway
>he's on top of me going for the punch
>I'm like "I think you broke my leg"
>punches me, I start moving to defend
>searing pain in ankle
>blackout
>next thing I know I've pushed him off me and managed to get halfway down the stairs to the ground floor
>other brother wakes up
>ambulance and police called
>fibula broken 1cm from ankle
>needed 3 surgeries for that one and I still can't walk on it properly

>>39337037
Heres the aftermath of my 1st surgery
>wake up
>agony of body rejecting all the metal lancing through my bones
>nurse arrives and forces food/water on me so I can't get them for negligence
>we'll see about that
>after 30mins the nurse comes back and does all the regular tests
>asks for a urine sample
>I've had surgery for appendicitis before so I know I won't be able to piss anytime soon
>she insists
>sit there noping with my dick in a basin for about 10 mins
>she decides I need more hydration to force it out of me
>Hands me 1L of water
>I figure this is actually a fairly sound idea
>down it
>for the next two hours I lie there in discomfort as the anaesthetic wears off and the pain in my leg and bladder slowly build
>I've already sent her to get a catheter at this point
>decide to give it one last push for all I'm worth
>unharness my leg and swing over the side of the bed
>dick in one hand, basin in the other
>I pushed like a woman giving birth to a 3 year old
>knuckles white, veins popping in my forehead
>the morphine drip bursts from my arm
>but finally I piss
>the container overflows
>blood, piss and sweat pooling on the floor
>fall back in sweet relief
>only now I'm not getting any painkillers
>and I still have fresh new metal in my bones
>they didn't reattach my IV for 6 hours.
>6 HOURS
>in retrospect they were probably mad they had to clean up the mess I made on the floor
>fuck it hurt though
>the slightest movement was agony

Worst pain for me is throwing up. I just hate it so much. The worst part is being in such pain, and also being so depressed and having a miserable life with no prospects. Why suffer through it? I've been outside on the ground and could do nothing but just scream and cry.

I've learned some tricks to deal with flus and colds. You can stop yourself from throwing up using a heat pack. Just make your stomach constantly as hot as you can, and the muscles can't contract. If one isn't available, laying down on a cold surface and making your entire body freezing will work too. Also, take a calcium magnesium laxative, and don't ever drink plain water. Sip cranberry juice, maybe with lime, vinegar, and pickle juice mixed in. For colds, I was amazed at how effective tons of hot chicken broth will help. (Yes, especially fake MSG broth.) Just load yourself with salt and glutamate, basically. I had like 6 cups and I kept feeling better.

Worst sickness ever was the first time I drank alcohol. My brother left me alone with vodka, unsupervised. I was sick for 24 hours straight. Felt like permanent damage. It would have helped if I had drank some Emergen-C sooner, but I felt if I ate or drank anything, I'd just throw it up. When I finally did, I was surprised that I felt better. I couldn't get the awful memory of Citron vodka from a plastic cup out of my head.

>>39330851
....I guess this is so horrifying that nobody believed it. (Here this guy is reading about people having gas bubbles and leg cramps.)

>>39331249
hahahaha oh wow

>>39337151
Recently, I pulled my back out for the first time. That was scary as hell, and I felt like I'd never heal. The pain is not constant, but it suddenly shocks you every time you move, and you can't help but cry out. I pulled it out in my backyard (playing with my dog) and no one else was home at the time. It was getting dark, and I was getting cold as I spent probably 2 hours lying there. My neighbor's a super bitch and she probably enjoyed hearing me cry out in pain periodically as I tried to readjust myself. I wasn't about to call out to her for help, but if it got any darker, I'd have to. I was worried my parents would take forever to find me when they finally got home, and I'd be seriously freezing by that time. Every time I shivered, it would trigger pain and I'd scream out. Finally, come hell or high water, I just had to get myself on my feet and walk uphill to the house. I used a tree to get up. Somehow I did it (and arrived at the house just as my parents drove up).

>>39337178
Oh yeah, I forgot, I couldn't laugh either. I'm usually a person who can only survive by laughing, so it was a weird kind of torture. It was really hard not to laugh at such a ridiculous situation. First of all, my dog's playfest had suddenly and unexpectedly ended. He's smart and knew that I was hurt, but he just sat there looking at me for 15 minutes and eventually just walked away. I would laugh thinking about my parents and brother coming home and finding me laying in the yard. I would laugh thinking how someone must be hearing me screaming out every minute or so and wondering what the hell it is. Yeah, part of the torture was that I really had to push any funny thoughts from my head, because if I laughed I'd only be rewarded by intense pain.

>>39324959
So overall, besides rolling, are feet the best option when falling? Seems like you recovered really fast from such a large drop

Toothache, the tooth was apparently just destroyed from the inside. It was just constant. Absolutely constant. Around 2 days of no sleep, it beat me, I just paced around the room waiting for my dentists appointment.

broke both hips when i was 22. that hurt like a god damn motherfucker, couldnt walk for 2.5 years

>>39333643
I can't believe i fucking kekked at this

>>39322578
slid down a wall and sliced my back on a metal prong...shit stung.

>>39322578
Bee stings on the finger or armpit. Or I fractured my fibula once, hairline. I've never been in terrible pain yet ever.

>>39337178
Ohh yeah this too I messed up a tendon in the lower back so it would spasm very hard if I used that right side lower back muscle, which you use for everything. I couldn't even lift a dumbbell or hang from my arms at all for over 6 months.