cuddling thread

it's ok to have weird fetishes

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You're not alone in crying

Post cuddle stories
Normies, be useful for once ffs

>>39323589
>sneak out of house at 11 pm to visit my bf who is sick
>we watch a tlc show about fat people and make memes
> we switch cuddlea positions, but my favourite is when his head is on my chest so i can play with his hair and smell it. Also caress his shoulders
>later we go to his bedroom and have passionate and fun sex
>we go to bed "early" because he is tired of his sickness
>he is still sniffling because of the cold and i cant sleep
> i cuddle him and he is so hot and i begin to feel bad and give him lots of kisses on his head and massage him
>he tells a lot that night that he loves me

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>>39323589
>average looking
>go out with a non normie girl who's also an 8/10 qt as friends
>obviously into me but I'm too autistic to be sure and don't wanna presume
>she keeps staring at me throughout the day
>we have coffee and go to the park and chill
>the sun is starting to set
>love locks get brought up, we roast them for how stupid they are
>I remember there's a bridge with them nearby
>tell her, we go to see them
>sit down on the bridge with her as the sun is setting
>we roast the shitty locks there
>we both run out of things to say and she starts playfully poking me
>the sun is setting, the purple clouds look pretty
>feels like a scene from a movie
>I should do something
>"c-can I hug you?"
>spaghetti bursts from my pocket and starts falling into the water, the bridge's structural integrity is put to a test as a thousand tons of spaghetti unravel from the confines of my pants
>she catches the spaghetti, tucks it back into my pockets and goes:
>"Of course anon!"
>hugs me hard, immediately
>I hug her back, probably for too long
>genuinely loves me
>I genuinely love her

We're a couple now

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>>39324518
>you will never have this

Nice story though anon

>>39324518
Thank you. At least now I know this sort of shit is possible.

I think I'm going to cry now.

>>39324518
>Fuck this
>Fuck me
I'm done.

>>39322491
I kinda have a cuddle story, but it's not enough to green text. But basically my former oneitis and I were cuddling on a couch during a rain storm at a party (it was the first and last time I cuddled). That was years ago and I found out later that she did it to fuck with me, once I found out from others that she was doing shit like that to fuck with me I cut all contact, even though I was just her amusement cuddling was still the best feeling ever

>>39324518
attractive people are so lucky, why is life so unfair.

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>>39324746
>a couple of days ago
>raining so travelling by bus
>see a cute young couple hugging
>the girl is rubbing herself against the man's beard
>you could see they are so happy together
>I turn away because it hurts to watch
>they get off the bus
>they lean in
>they kiss for a long time
>tfw you will never have this


>then I realized this is exactly like the dream I had once
>only that I was the one watching and not the young handsome guy kissing his qt3.14 gf
Fucking normies leave my dreams alone, they are my only escape from reality

>>39324518
This was a nice original story, Anon

>>39324518
Shhe prolly has terminal head cancer

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>>39322491
I cuddle my pillow sometimes

t-that's it

seeing a cute girl sitting on the floor in between her bf's legs reaching up and playfully trying to stroke his beard but it just being out of reach because he was on a chair and she is tiny was the most adorable and painful thing i've ever seen.

i hope i can have that some day

(sorry for the run-on sentence, i'm drunk and can't be fucked to write properly)

>>39326531
i cuddle my pillow every night. it's nice.

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>>39323340
>that pic

fuck, that's exactly how I feel. I just want a qt to cuddle with and say nice things to.

>>39322491
I wouldn't cry. I would just be super happy and squeeze her super tight and kiss her nose and that special spot between the corner of her mouth and nose until she was squealing and smiling.

I wish I was a sociopath

>>39326597
My pillow isn't large enough.

>>39326615
me too. i don't even want sex anymore, i just want someone to want to hold me.

>>39326657
nor is mine but it's better than no thing.

>>39326531
Same. I need a gentle femdom rn

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>>39324807
I was 100% shocked after I saw her off.

It was surreal, but it happened. I've had first time secks and done all sorts of other grossly cute stuff with her since.

I'm not a hot guy and I'm awkward as fuck, don't lose hope! Especially if you have smarts or talents like music or art, those are carrying me.

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>>39323340
>>39326615
Why is it so hard to find people who I can just trust and love. I just want a qt who wants to understand me and vice versa. I thought I did but it was just some Stacy trying to manipulate me for sex.

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>>39326681
>dom
>gentle

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>>39322491
I think we all know what that feels like anon... I do anyway.

>>39326704
Thanks man, that's exactly the kind of shit I needed to hear.

My looks are quite average too. I feel like my biggest problem is that I'm dull and uninteresting. But I'll soldier on. If I get there it'll be worth it.

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Cuddle posting dump incoming oreganoli

>>39322491
>tfw nobody will ever tell you the words "i love you more than anything else" and mean it

k e k

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I'm lonely please help me orioli

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Hope ur all having a good day orgolo

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>>39327566
Dominance doesn't mean it can't be gentle

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I'm in a blanket burrito rn it's comfy af
Olrgoli

>>39322491
>if a girl held me close to her, softly stroked me and told me she loved me right now I'd probably cry like a little bitch

As a repulsive wizard, one of those things any woman would grow nauseous at the thought of embracing, it would be absurd of me to try and imagine how I would react if Nature's intractable law was miraculously suspended and I found a woman in my arms. Wise men makes provisions for the improbable; only mad ones do so for the impossible.

Having said that, an old virgin's relationship with sanity is precarious at best. So why not indulge in a bit of ridiculous fantasy?

Nightmares allow men to harrow Hell; why shouldn't dreams allow a monster to storm Heaven? So our abomination closes its eyes, sallow orbs accustomed to darkness and, in a petty act of rebellion against stern Nature, attempts to imagine what it would be like to be bathed in light.

The demon imagines caresses, the affectionate touches men take for granted, and his muscles contract painfully. Instinct has taught him he has no right to such a sensation. Nature has laced skeins of barbed wire through his disgusting body, inborn reminders that there are barriers he was not meant to cross. The ghoul has wandered too far from his proper place, and so Mother tugs upon the leash to drag him back. The imagined kiss, something human beings experience as moist warmth, burns the freak more fiercely than the fires of Gehenna he tried to slip from through reverie. The glow of affection men find so illuminating burns the eyes of a thing such beauty is forbidden to. So our defiant little demon, having learned a very hard lesson about his rightful place in the order of things, wrenches his eyelids open and finds himself in the dark once again. Though a man would scream in terror, our monster breathes a sigh of relief.

Pandemonium's citizens suffer enough as it is. Why should they compound their misery with dreams of being exiled from a Paradise they never had hope of entering?

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>>39328066
>Nightmares allow men to harrow Hell; why shouldn't dreams allow a monster to storm Heaven?

This got me. Thank you wise wizard, you've made the convictions of a young rogue as firm as the steel of his blades.

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stay warm friends.

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>>39327893
I want to die
Oreganopls

>>39324960
>even though I was just her amusement cuddling was still the best feeling ever
what a contradictory situation
how did it or does it make you feel?

>>39329287
Like utter shit, she never loved or cared about me, and now I'm impure. At the time it was great, I thought she cared about me (she was a great actor to be fair) and felt loved for once.

>>39327871
i love tamako and mochizou pair, it feels genuine

>>39325155
I dunno m8, when i dream i dream of myself as how i wanna look, not how i look, i can't comprehend my own appearance during dreams for some reason, maybe you have something similar and you were that chad

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>tfw i already cry a lot just imagining myself lying on the bed with someone who genuinely loves and cares about me, being lovable and kind with me despite my flaws.

>>39329587
I've experienced something similar.
I met a girl online who lived in another country 5,000 km away and we became friends. After talking for about 2 years, I spent about $1k USD on a flight to meet and hang out with her for a couple days.
This was a mistake because she had a boyfriend at the time, but I didn't care because I've never actually hung out with a girl before. Desperation got the better of me of having the astronomically low chance of kissing a girl, much less having sex and losing my virginity.
We spend all of the first day together. It was the best day of my life, I've never been happier.
We didn't fuck or kiss, but I got to smell her hair and felt the warmth of her body sitting next to me. Just being around her was intoxicating.
We planned to hang out the second and third day but she abandoned me. I was alone in a foreign country and had no fucking idea what to do. I spent more money to return to my country on a sooner flight.
It was a bittersweet experience, but I'm happy it happened, otherwise I wouldn't know what it was like to be with a girl.
I yearn for emotional and sexual intimacy constantly. I got a taste of heaven and want it.
I really hate myself and contemplate suicide every day.

>>39330093
>I really hate myself and contemplate suicide every day.
Iktf too well

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>riding the subway last week
>it was crammed, a bunch of people standing, but I was sitting
>I was shoulder to shoulder with a qt3.14
>occasionally the bus would move so we would be pushed even closer to one another
>mfw I could feel her warmth
>mfw I felt her shoulders go up and down as she breathed

I'd like to imagine we had a moment, please.

>>39330354
Did you look at her?

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>>39328066
God almighty dude, please never ever stop posting. Every time I read one of your snippets it makes my day a little bit better.

>>39330376
From the side
She was looking out the window, so I saw the frame of her face behind her hair.
I looked out the window, too, as if we were doing it together

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>Girl sat on my lap for a few hours because she said I was comfy
>Ask her to stroke my hair
>She actually fucking does it
>Have my arm around her
>Had a semi the entire time
I must know this feel again

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>walking to the liquor store early in the morning
>elderly woman hugs me while we're waiting for a light to change so we can cross the street
>tells me everything's going to be okay
I didn't even realize I looked so sad. It was nice, though. Kind of made me remember what it was like to be a little kid, when my dad would hug me before bed. Felt like I was going to cry. That's the first time in over 15 years somebody's touched me in any compassionate way.

>>39330439
Nice dude, have you talked to her again? She might like you

>>39330455
This is the cutest thing i've read all day

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>>39327871
>>39327897
>>39327920
>>39327978
Good to see you're still alive mate. Keep hanging in there.

>>39330455
Sounds nice anon. I hope you said something nice.

>>39328066
Shit it's true. Wizards are the wisest of our people. Thank you for your service, ancient one. Fate did not favor you in accordance to your value.

>>39330564
I didn't really know what to say. I'm not used to people being nice to me.

>>39322491
I didn't cry when she held me, but I got close.

Sobbed like a GIANT BITCHBOI when she left thought. She cried too though so it wasn't as bad as it could've been.

>>39330486
She gives that kind of attention to a few other people though, but do you think it would be worth a try?

>>39330648
Definitely anon, you gotta at least try.

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>>39330439
You never will, goro.

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>>39330597
I feel you man, I would probably have been shocked too. Keep your chin up, these threads are always a nice place to relax and get away from the shitshow that is the rest of this board. Try to be positive, we aren't given much but it's important to make the most of what we have.

>>39322491
get a life op live ur life help urself be nice chase ur dreams go after the girl

Sadly we cannot have love in this life, we weren't made for it. But we can have it when we die, only little bit of hope left is for that.

i just got a haircut and went to the gym. i saw myself in the mirror and thought, when i get down to 10 percent body fat i'm going to make it. i thought of the girl on the bus. i htought of all the girls i could have a chance with. maybe a brief moment of impure intimacy someday. i felt warmth and cleanliness when i got home. maybe i would have a chance. maybe i wouldnt be a kv all through uni.

i'll never have this. i'm cold, even in the balmy weather outside. nothing should matter. i may be happy occasionally, but it all melts when i see threads like this. i might get someone to reluctantly have sex with me someday, but i might never be loved - and this is a far worse fate.

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>Tfw can't even imagine something like this happening, the thought goes away in a second
Even if someone would show affection to me, I would fuck it up, because of my trust issues

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>>39324518
TH-THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED, R-RIGHT GUYS?

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>tfw if a girl held me close to her, softly stroked me and told me she loved me

I HATE THIS

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I WANT IN LIFE AND I WILL NEVER HAVE IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39328066
Love you wise wizard. You will find peace in the Pleroma, or perhaps you already have.

>>39322491

>>39322511
kek

next your going to tell me your into handholding you sick subhuman fuck

>Lacked physical affection my whole life
>Forget about sex, I mean even hugs or hands-on-shoulders or a pat on the back, etc.
>Have small group of close friends
>They never have a problem squeezing close to one another, or rough-housing, or the like
>No one ever tries it with me
>Friends said they thought I'd be uncomfortable
>Just want to be touched to know other people even exist besides myself

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>>39326716
>fucked a stacy

BEGONE NORMIE!

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39332356
wow fuck me that list is too real

goddam that hit me harder than I thought it would

It wasn't exactly cuddling, but a painful and beautiful moment of intimacy I saw once still sticks with me

>Few years ago, go to a concert in NYC
>Ends late at night\
>Waiting in a brightly lit subway station for a car
>Look over for a moment
>Spy a young couple standing some feet away, the tall man with his arm around his girlfriend
>She was leaning on him, seemingly tired
>Both had a duffel bag with them, the man was wearing a cowboy hat
>They weren't speaking, they were just supporting one another solemnly, and they looked to be in love
>Guess that they probably have been traveling for a while and only have each other
>Look away, can't stand the beautiful scene
>Don't tell the people I was with either because I didn't want them to ruin it

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i just want to be held
nothing sexual
nothing lewd
i just want someone to hold me and pet my hair
im so tired of being alone.

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>>39332815
????
that sounds pretty normal to me

concerts are essentially cuddling grounds for couples to flaunt their cuteness

When I started going to conerts alone becuase I no longer had friends I quickly came to that realizations

I love live music but i no longer go if I don't have anyone to go with because Ill just see all the people hanging out and couples kissing and all I can think about is eating a gun

>>39324518
Fuck you anon, almost made me know what love feels like.

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>>39330053
You're a cutie. Come visit me.

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>>39322491
>tfw if a girl held me close to her, softly stroked me and told me she loved me right now I'd probably cum
No but real talk fellas I think cuddling is better than sex. I remember when all I could think about was fucking a girl, but now I want nothing more than to fall asleep with a girl in my arms.
I also used to think that practice cuddling with guys is gay. Glad I grew up.

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>>39332356
I've had 1 (one) girl find me attractive. Went out with her. Spilled my spaghetti everywhere. Completely blew it. I'm hopeless.

>>39324518
then you wake up ofasd

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>>39322491
>physical affection with another person is something most people get in abundance
God I'm so fucking lonely

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>>39322491
>tfw just want a boy to crawl to and lay in his lap while he strokes my hair and head

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I'm going to remain uncuddled for the rest of my goddamn life.

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>>39322491
>tfw no qt black haired metal loving guy to stick his head on my breasts while I softly caress his hair

I-ITS NOT THAT GREAT?! RIGHT ROBOTS?

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>>39330354
It's ok robot, being deprived of touch makes a person want to feel that way. Don't be ashamed.

>>39334741
>qt
>metal loving guy

good luck with that

>>39328066
This is so beautifully put together.
Are you a writer?

hey anons, if you want to cuddle bad you can join up in our cuddle discord from another board
discord
.gg/zJkfRmh

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I'll post what I have I guess.

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>>39335494

I collected most of these 2 or 3 years ago in various threads

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>>39335512

They kind of give me a bittersweet kind of feeling, so I saved them.

>>39334741

what's some of your favorite metal? recently started listening to metalcore myself and so far it's been pretty awesome.

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>>39335528

I don't really come here as much anymore, so I haven't added anything to my collection for a while.

cuddling boys is nicer than cuddling girls

>>39335389
what board do you mean?

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>>39335544

Its nice to share them though, so I hope some robots like them too

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>>39335564

I post a couple more then I'll head to bed myself I guess

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>>39335602

Original posting is hard while dumping

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>>39335619

See you space cowboys. I think I'm done for now

>>39335528
>She felt bad, and wanted to help robots.
I wonder if she's still here, goro.

I-i can tell you a few of my stories as long as you don't REEEEEEEE too hard.

>>39335561
soc, the one for gatherings and meetings

summerfag here, needed something to do with my summer late nights because my sleep schedule is fucked. just thought id give some advice. make sure your girl is the right one, dont be falling for the first girl you find. have things in common and be comfortable with each other. i dont know what i would do without my gf, and when we cuddle and she tells me she loves me i still almost cry

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Wasnt cuddling but

>Senior year of highschool
>first day hanging out in some weird half hour study period thing
>qt 3.14 girl sees me sitting alone and comes to talk to me
>we do this every day, I start opening up more and more to her each time
>start seeing her in the mornings before class starts and at lunch
>she starts to give me hugs and refuses to let go sometimes
>I never wanted those moments to end
>we were pretty much dating even though I was being weird about it
>would even kiss eachother goodbye
>eventually lost my v card to her
>after highschool we talked a few times but could never really find the time to hang out
>its been over a year since I last spoke to her and Im pretty sure she thinks Im just a sperg now
>she moved away halfway across the state for college
>have her number but I know she wont text me back

I want that feeling again robots, I just want to embrace a girl and feel her warmth again

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>At strip club on a thursday night I had time off.
>It was a dull boring night.
>Some strippers on these 5 dudes.
>Lone girl.
>I strike up conversation.
>She's pretty.
>Dudes tell her she's ugly.
>She was hurt by that.
>Comes up to me.
>I tell her she's good looking.
>Ask to cuddle we sit in the corner cuddling.
>Such soft skin.
>Did this for 10mins bouncer tells me to leave.

Maybe it was all a dream it was a while ago and feels pretty hazy.

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>tfw no cuddle bf

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I just want to feel loved you know ;_;

>>39334741
>qt
Nope
>black haired
Brown hair
>metal loving
Yes
Wooo, closest I've ever been on someones imaginary list!

Well, looks like I'll go for it.
>have gf
>get lap pillows fairly often
>comfy and relaxing
>Inna date
>Inna park
>offer her a lap pillow because she's always giving them to me
>she accepts
>talk about random stuff while stroking her hair
>warmth of the sun makes her fall asleep
>giggle and keep stroking her
>20 or so minutes later she wakes up
>mildly embarrassed because she fell asleep on the date
>laugh and tell her that it's okay, I've fallen asleep on her lap a few times too
>get up and continue with normie date stuff with lots of public displays of affection

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I had a dream last night she loved me back guys.
>Made love until sunrise again
>She told me to get into another position and roll over
>I wake up
>Alone again in my dark apartment with no one next to me
>We haven't spoken in months.
>Feel empty all day long
The fuck /r9k/?

>>39328066
This is why youre still a virgin bruh

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>>39322491
I haven't been touched by a non-family-member in so long. I don't even know what I'd do if a girl cuddled me. I wouldn't physically be able to handle it, I might break down or start breathing heavy like you would when being submerged in freezing water

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>>39322491
>Have a vivid dream
>Have a girlfriend in this dream
>We're in a bed sleeping together
>Hug her and proceed to cuddle
>It feels so nice
>Dream starting to feel real
>Think"I finally have a girlfriend in dream"
>Feel happiest I have in years
> The warmth of another human bieng
>It's ending
>I don't want it to end
>I wake up
>Cry uncontrollably at the realization that I that none of it was real and life is still shit

I don't even care about sex I just want somebody to hold and to tell me that they love me

>>39336007
>Mfw roasties still brigade this board and moan about how all guys want is sex

>>39336007
I got something for you.
Don't be so hasty to reject the idea.
It may not be ideal but, its better then nothing... right?
https://cuddlecompanions.org/country/

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>>39322491
>be me
>be in last year of secondary school
>have a terrible maths teacher
>I mean below shit tier
>mom decides to get me maths help
>qt 3.14 aryan down the road does them
>she's about 30 but an absolute qt
>go to her alot
>stands by me when things go wrong
>stood by me during the darkest days
>supported my decision of ditching scumbag old friends
>eventually do exam
>finish it
>get results they're brilliant
>run to her house
>tell her
>she instantly hugs me
>I want to cry so bad but hold back the tears
>we cuddle there for ten minutes
>one of the happiest moments of my life
God bless you Ms S! You will always have a special place in my heart.

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>>39336036
>"fembots" complain they can't get a boyfriend
>literally an entire board of single men willing to put up with their bullshit just for the chance at love
>won't give any of us a chance

>>39336073
Nah I wouldn't date a fembot but the point still stands that women will never know true loneliness or desperation

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>>39330564
God is gonna torture me a bit longer anon I won't die just yet

>>39336007
I know this feel.
The best part was feeling her body relax when I held her, knowing she loved it.

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>>39336045
>only one in my area that does incalls
>35 year old Mexican that smokes

At the risk of sounding like a shill.
There exists, cuddling services, platonic, non sexual cuddling.
You can do it. Some of them even let you pay in bitcoin.

Maybe the act of paying for it ruins the whole thing, but, look at it like this for a moment.
>Everything comes at a cost.
>That cost is not always money.
>Social currency has its classes.
>There is a high poverty rate on this board of this currency.
>With real money you could sometimes pay for what normally costs social currency.

Sure it's not "normal" but, in this crazy crazy world is "normal" so good?

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I had a gf some time ago. I loved her, and I think she loved me for a short while, too. But tumblr took it's grasp on her, she cut her beautiful hair and started talking politics. One day, things went too far and I accidentally revealed by powerlevel. It wasn't long before she left me after that.
we were together for 4 years and I only kissed her once. She immediately hooked up with a girl in her group of friends after me. I long for death every day of my life and I will never experience anything close to even the illusion of love ever again.
When will it end?

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Anyone with the same sentiments?

>tfw hold my own hand in bed as if I'm holding hands with a girl
>tfw circle my thumb on the back of the other hand as if it's a girl
>tfw rub my foot up and down my calf as if it's a girl
>tfw run my fingers up and down and through my chest hair as if it's a girl doing it
>tfw whisper to myself in a feminine voice and reply in a deep whisper complaining jokingly to "her" that I'm tired and need to sleep
>tfw lie in bed and pretend a qt girl is lying with her face towards mine and smiling at me
>tfw fold up my bathrobe and place it between legs as if it's a girl's leg
>tfw kiss empty air pretending I'm kissing a girl
>tfw lie on my back and hold my arm out and then folded at a ninety degree angle to pretend I'm holding a girl who's lying against me
>tfw watching home videos on my laptop of my family and me as a kid and pretending a qt girl is sitting beside me saying "awww" and smiling and asking who the different people are
>tfw walking home alone and pretending she's walking beside me and think up lengthy dialogue and occasionally laugh at something she or I said in the imagined dialogue
>tfw imagine meeting her family and having them like me
>tfw imagine her meeting my family for the first time and us sleeping and talking quietly in my room at home
>tfw imagine her and my mom preparing coffee after dinner and watching her laugh at something my mom says
>tfw imagine making her mom laugh and making her father a little annoyed when she and her mother tell him that he's probably boring me and that I probably want to get to bed after the long journey
>tfw developing several lengthy scenarios involving me and my qt crush and replaying them mentally each night while adding small details and more dialogue and making them a little longer each night
>tfw you will never whisper excitedly to each other while walking through heavy snow on a dark winter evening

>>39328066
poetry if ever I've read any

>>39330093
>I yearn for emotional and sexual intimacy constantly. I got a taste of heaven and want it.

Try dope

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>finally meet long distance
>lean on their shoulder
>they jerk away every time

why did you travel so far to do this to me

>>39326716
because you only notice stacies
you don't try to see good girls because , usually they don't take care of their looks as much as stacies

this can't be healthy to be up at this hour wishing for a complacent life

>>39336548
my thoughts exactly anon oregonoli

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>tfw I just want a boy to cuddle with

>>39324518
>spaghetti bursts from my pocket and starts falling into the water, the bridge's structural integrity is put to a test as a thousand tons of spaghetti unravel from the confines of my pants
>she catches the spaghetti, tucks it back into my pockets

probably the most romantic thing ive ever read here anon

>be me
>20 kv and can't handle being touched neither by friends nor family
>go to a coffee shop with a friend and accidentally meet a bot girl through a bot friend i found
>keep talking on normiebook for few weeks
>she's understanding and nice;start liking her
>"i want a bf"
>"yeah...sorry..all my friends are taken"
>the fucker doesn't notice i like her
>she got hi on lsd once
>tell her that i really like her
>forgets it all the next day
>she's slowly falling into depression
>few weeks after ,she's on weed, ask her out
>she says yes
>no touching ,no kissing, no sex, no hugging nothing...i'm not used to that and i find it really uncomfortable to be touched even by my own mother
>keep talking and going out on dates
>one day she asks if i want to come to her home
>was really shy but eventually said yes since her family will be out
>next morning i go there
>get in the same bed..
>clothes on
>and for the first time of my life , i was able to let someone touch me without hitting her as a reflex
>we spend an hour cuddling
>she tells me that he loves me
>we've been dating for a year now

I got dumped over a month ago by my ex. She was antastiv though. I still love her. The best moments were just sat in my bed just cuddling and kissing while watching a film. Luckily I still see her sometimes but I really miss her guys. Normies do feel pain.

>>39337192
Got any more stories? That was cute.

>>39337236
*Fantastic origonogonogonal

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No one wants to cuddle you because you aren't attractive and have no redeemable qualities. You'd probably try too hard to be liked, or at the other end of the spectrum, can't keep a conversation going. Get a pet. Not a partner. None of you are capable of a working relationship.

>>39337376
Wow.. it's like.. everyone here knows this.. and us saying it's unfair is just a way to cope with it.. wow...

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>>39337386
there are different coping mechanisms but you chose the worst one: denial. Even if you know it deep down acting otherwise is still denial. An echopool of the same thoughts will produce only similar thoughts. Consider being homeless.

There will be no comfy here. Only pain.

>>39337258
not cuddling but..

>she gets really sick
>fever, back hurts,head hurts
>she finds it hard to breathe
>can't go to her place at such a late hour and her family doesn't know i exist
>calls her on messenger
>talk to her until she falls asleep
>didn't close call
>sleep on the sound of her breaths while imagining her in my arms
>woke up
>10 hour call

>>39337443
Wow.. it's almost like you think you're dropping hard to swallow truth bombs.. I know this dumbass, you saying it doesn't affect me in any way.

>>39337454
Adorable. Was it a soft sound?

>gf calls me an hour ago bc she can't sleep
>we talk for 20-30 minutes
>she falls asleep
>still haven't hung up on her bc I like hearing her cute snores

feels gud

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>>39326716
>tfw finally got a boyfriend
>he was very traumatised because of shitty childhood and other stuff
>I didn't reject him because of it, told him I'm there for him
>held his hand when he cried, took care of him when he was sick etc
>he ended up dumping me saying he couldn't do it

Why... It's been half an year now but it still hurts. Hurt even worse after decided to uncover his old posts online in which he kept expressing a wish to get a gf because he was lonely.

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>>39337459
>replies with wow
Saying wow implies surprise and astonishment you illiterate ape. Maybe they don't have grammar school in Niger but please do hold your tongue before making a fool of yourself.

>>39337376
you're wrong
fuck off you leech

>>39337495
This is me minus the gf. I don't trust anyone in my family well. I don't get too personal unless it's to get them off my back, I lie about personal stuff. I can't handle people touching me.

Stop going after bad goods and date a normal person.

>>39337478
it was!
very sweet soft breathing, she didn't snore
and the sounds she makes when she's about to change positions,kinda like moaning..was very cute idk
i would've kissed her if i could

>>39337524
>can't detect sarcasm

please do hold your tongue before making a fool of yourself

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>fall asleep
>i'm back in high school
>walking down the street in winter, at nigt (slav country so the winter was really fucking intense)
>under a lamppost i notice the only crush i ever had (it lasted for 3 years, i never asked her out)
>say "hi"
>"haha, fuck off fag"
>out of nowhere some random chad appears and kisses her
>dream ends
>my whole week is fucked because of it
that was the only dream i had in couple years

>>39337600
>sarcasm over text without prior context
dropped.

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>>39330455
Your story made me cry a little. I'm sure she's right and it's going to be eventually okay for all of us...

>>39337478
wish you can have that anon honestly
i really hope you find your so, you seem like a nice person
you're cute
best of luck brobot !

>>39336071
that's beautiful anon
are you still in touch with her ?
and how old are you?

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>only had a gf thru long distance
>met a qt 3.14 in a game
>Skype every night. talk and geek around
>Finally gonna tell her I want to date her
>10 hour session at 6:21am finally tell her what I feel
>she's at shock and I hear her kind of cry
>feel like I fucked up say sorry because I'm a loser
>cutest crying voice "I like you too we should date"
>heart has never raced so hard in my life
>I've finally done it
>I drive to cali to meet her
>After we finished hanging out she stunk me in her room
>I laid down on her bed and she said "can I put my head on ur chest"
>I felt red didn't know what to say
>she did it anyways and she puts my hand on her head
>she falls asleep
>never felt so alive
>thought I found the one
>go back home
>after a month of dating she tells me she sees me only as a friend
>removed me off everything
>can't love anymore because I think it's my fault
Why can't I be happy again. I just want to be loved. I want warmth again from a girl I love so truly. I don't want anything else in life but to be with someone who loves me and much as I love them.

>>39337741
it..
it hurts

>>39335633
Thanks, Anon, I appreciate it.

Feels good to hurt, but I'm not sure exactly why.

>>39337741
ouh......
i'm sorry anon
but i believe she really liked you,and she only told you that because she couldn't handle LDR anymore
why do you think it's your fault?

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>>39322491
I'm already holding back tears just thinking about it.
And not very well I might add

>>39337812
Because I've always had the mindset of blaming myself. I feel like anything I do is my fault so I just thought it was something I did. I remember her telling me that I love too much, which kind of hurt because I thought that's what I was suppose to do. I don't know I just feel like I've done something to her that made say that's enough and leave me. I wish I've never told her I loved her, I'll rather be her friend then take a chance, such a good kind person. Sorry if I'm ranting.

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>>39336230
>She immediately hooked up with a girl in her group of friends after me.
HE IS REAL

>>39337900
that hurts as hell because eventually you'll stop loving this hard and when you find the right one, you'll never love her as much as she deserves ,but you'll keep trying...and you'll never reach that state of love again
i'm so sorry anon
you've fallen into the depth of hell
i'm sorry

>>39337945
You're right. I'm afraid of love, I don't think I can handle another one of those moments. I wish I can climb out but I'm so deep in there's not escaping. Thanks for letting me kind of rant.

Guys, do you realise that if you'd put any of those stories on some social media with a pic of a chad you'd have 900000000000000 messages a day, but if you'd put a real pic of yourself you'd be called a loser all the time? I made that experiment once
They all just want a 4 meter tall, muscular chad with a fuckload of money

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>>39337964
hang in there anon , you'll learn how to love again by time

>>39337741
This feels like a bad end in a visual novel
Maybe you should have tried harder?

Fuck her anyway though

>>39338121
It was my first relationship, I tried the best I can. I thought I did a good job she always laughed and felt safe. I guess I'm not good enough.

I've gone so long without any form of human touch that I literally got an instant boner when one of my male coworkers hugged me from behind as a joke.

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>>39335828
>ywn have a dog because allergic

I hate forced fake hugs, like when some girl is leaving and she gives the group a hug and you get one out of pity because it would be weird if you were the only one not to.

A hug with hidden meaning though ... the best feeling I have felt in all my life.

>girl you like says bye to the group
>pulls a columbo to get you isolated
>gives you a hug
>feels good
>the normal hug mark approaches
>she's still going
>feel your long dead humanity stirring
>pass the good friends hug mark
>colour begins to come back to the world
>blow past the the final remnants of ambiguity as to the meaning of this hug
>yfw

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stop being so gay
women are not going to hug you
why?
because you are her unemotional rock for her to lean on when things get tough
stop being such a pussy and man up

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>>39339040
origiforgetiimipikki

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>>39337633
>>39337633
I was actually recently dumped by my oneitus but I am thoroughly determined to get her back. She is a fantastic person and I miss our intimacy. Despite how much I may have nagged her, I was fine with just kissing and holding hands at the same time. I don't care how this sounds but she smelled amazing. I love her.

No joke this is her. This photo got 15,000 likes and I used to be with her :(

>>39336218
All the point of cuddling comes from being a sincere feeling. Everyone long cuddling because it makes them and their lover good. Paying for it means doing it for money, which ruins the whole thing.

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>>39324518
The only way this could happen to me is in a dream

>>39336230
>we were together for 4 years and I only kissed her once
What? How?

>>39339276
That's a stupid ass tattoo. Sternum tattoos are supposed to be a decoration tucked under your boobs, not cover 80% of your stomach.

>>39324518
stop making shit up,ppl are falling for it

>>39339425
highschool "girlfriends" are mostly just friends who declare themself bf/gf for bragging rights

>>39336007
Those dreams are the fking best thing i have ever experienced in life. Thanks brain.

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>>39339462
She reckons she wants to be covered in tattoos one day. I thought it looked better when it was just a stencil.

Anyone feel like if they were to get a gf they wouldn't know what to do. You want love but you also feel like you'll fuck up.

>>39335602
Damn this one made me sad a little bit

the best thing about hugs is you can't be bad at it, 0% pressure, 100% pleasure

well had that experince, she just fucks you up bcs society's discrimination and degeneracy habits comes from female genetics, so you are not safe in her "arms", she fucking hurts you so bad and she doesn't even notice (or acts like it). Only way to not get hurt is to become someone who is capable of hurting others. If you dont steal someone's girl, that will happen to you. Real ex-robot talk here m8 you better listen

>>39331172
God loves me even if I don't think I deserve it.

>>39336007
>>39336036
>>39336045
>>39336117
The reasons we have these dreams are because our brains know we will put a bullet in our brains, so they are trying to delay it with happy stuff and good times

>>39339749
He truly does. Only reason I'm still alive.

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>>39332449
totally right my dude

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>>39324518
hhhhnnnnnggg

EEERRRHHHGGG


AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

I'M FUCKING LOSING IT

GIVE ME A GF RIGHT NOW

NOW

NOW

>>39324518
this is as real as UFC being taken seriously after the fight earlier

>>39339810
>>39339749
No he doesn't, if he loved us we wouldn't be in this situation

>>39322491
Honestly its only great for a little while then it gets uncomfortable or too warm and after you do it with the same person enough times that magic glowy feel stops happening.
I'm 99% sure it exists solely to get you hooked on eachother just long enough to either have a child or find some actual qualities worth sticking around for in the other person and then have a child because natures playing 4d chess and you're just a pawn.

>>39337735
In touch every so often. I'm about 19. We went out for tea and talked for about 2 and half hours. She has a boyfriend now. But that's her business.

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>>39328066
again, the wise wizard bestows his words upon us

I want to casually press my cock into her shorts

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>>39328066
>The imagined kiss, something human beings experience as moist warmth, burns the freak more fiercely than the fires of Gehenna he tried to slip from through reverie.
Got me

>>39323706
why was this guy not padded down and not handcuffed

tfw have room booked in luxury hotel with girlfriend tomorrow overlooking my city's massive skyline

tfw im going to fuck her brains out then cuddle all night

feels good man

>>39342706
Because the cops were incompetent, they didn't even search him

>>39342744
Have lots of fun anon.

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I really didn't need this right now

I think about it too much anyway

>>39335536
hey, kid. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but this is an adults-only venue. Could you please just go home? We don't want to have a scene.

>>39343514
Metalcore is one of the best and most diverse sub genres of metal, along with melodeath and black metal.

>>39343556
I really wanted to rp, but I'm actually started to get interested. Can you rec any specific artists?

>>39343606
Parkway Drive
August Burns Red
As I Lay Dying
Veil of Maya
Silence in Solitude
While She Sleeps
Fit For a King
Beneath the Sky
Converge
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Aphyxion
Killswitch Engage
Trivium

Some of the most known bands of the top of my head. Also check out these 5 albums from said artists, they're GOAT.

Killing With A Smile
Constellations
Resurgence
The Day The Music Died
The End of Heartache

Have a good one anon

As for melodeath, check out The Black Dahlia Murder. Nocturnal is one of the best melodeath albums out there.

>>39343761
Sick another metal fan
What did you think of warbringer dude?

>>39328066
So it is true that wizardry grants you unparalleled wisdom and powers.

>>39344099
I'm not much of a thrash fan, except Slayer, S.O.D. and Municipal Waste, (And old 'Tallica) so I can't say much about them haha

>>39344140
If you like slayer check out Havok, they did a gross cover of postmortem and raining blood on the album before last

>>39344170
I will, thanks anon

Oregano

I told myself i was gonna take it easy and not drink today, so much for that

You guys ever used any networking site for cuddling?

I've come to terms with not having a girlfriend anymore, but I miss the cuddling more than sex. Yeah, I'm a cyborg.

I browsed here since /r9k/'s inception, when this board was a decent offshoot of /b/ "but with actual original content" to a "me so ronery" board, and finally here in it's current form, which is a mix of normie hatred and ronery posting (fuck you, Athens/Investment Banker, fucking faggot).

But I digress. I just want to tell you all that everything will be alright. Everything sucks right now, but everything will be alright.

That normie meme about how improvement all starts with the self? Well, it's actually true. It's not fair that Chads don't have to try, but that's okay, not everyone is equal. Some have to try harder than others.

>>39324518
friendly reminder to everyone that if you take fucking care of yourself, you too can become a 7-8 at least
Skincare products are a gift from god, if you know which ones to buy

>>39323706
Better hydrate before I shoot myself.

>>39344472
At least he put the cap back on...

>>39344347
I mean sites like this or even reddit.
https://www.cuddlecomfort.com/

Come to thread for cuddle pics
fuck all but greentexts
sort it out fellas

>>39343787
nice bait my soon to be banned mate

I sometimes like to cuddle my pillow and listen to r/pillowtalkaudio with my eyes closed :^(

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>>39339040
I don't even get the pity hug

>>39339663
I've been told I hug weird.

>>39343761
Thanks, man. You don't happen to know that album with a hand full of tattoos holding a knife on the cover do you? It was death metal.

>>39336421
DELETE THIS DELET DELET DELET OREEEEEEEEEEEGINAL

>>39345403
Umm no don't think so. My death metal taste is really entry tier, I like albums like Symbolic, Leprosy, Most CC albums and some Napalm Death / Cattle Decap stuff

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>>39344990
>r/pillowtalkaudio
Thanks my man, this just might be the last push that I needed.

>>39345451
That's cool. Just wondering. Thanks for those recs

>>39335544
this one got me...
i will never know this feel

Do you like trans girls? I'm a sad, lonely trans girl with no friends.

>>39334741
which type of metal, and why does it have to be black hair

>>39345619
It's been an original pleasure ;_;

>>39345823
I don't care about your gender. I just want to cuddle.

>>39343761

Thanks for the list. Wage War is another good one, by the way.

>>39344403
Care to enlighten us?

>>39346284
Fuck yeah, totally forgot about them. Thoughts on Deadweight?

>>39345823
Are you soft and cuddly?

>>39322491

I wish a girl would hold me like in OPs pic, I would give anything :(

>>39323706
>>39344472
Thanks for making this ylyl thread funny again.

>>39335536
Favorite metal? Like genre?
>progressive metal
>alternative
>deathcore

Some of the bands I listen to are
>some of Brendon Smalls stuff
>Cuntaminating the Gynacologist
>Rammstein
>Guttural Slug
>>39346068
Idk I've just always liked long black hair

>>39346500
I like a lot more metal and deathcore but these are just the ones that came to the top of my head

>>39337606
>not becoming a chad yourself and kicking his ass
Lucid dreaming is a very wonderful thing, you should learn it

>>39346303
it varies significantly person to person, you gotta know how your skin works, ask your doctor next time you have a physical

Talking about cuddling hurts.

Used to have a super soft, chubby cuddle partner in my sister's friend Kim. Kinda fucked up on her part, thinking a boy hitting puberty wouldn't grow a sexual attraction. Started to get erections and she still wanted to sleep together every time she would stay over, yet would act as though my body were in the wrong for responding properly. The one time where I figured it could be something more, she got abruptly offended and since, haven't been able to connect or want someone the way I wanted her.

Fuck, meng. So many girl's virginities taken and used, just to find out the two of the girls I grew up with would have been better the whole time. When you can't have what you want, ya end up doing a whole bunch to make up for it, but it never does.

FUUUUUCCCCKKKK

>>39346283
>>39346323
I think I am cuddly

>>39344990
How can you find it in you heart to torture me like this?

>>39346709
Chances are we're not in 100 NM of each other.

>>39346755
why not find out, what's your city and country

>>39342776
more like incopetent

>>39346824
Ok. Madrid, Spain. Is there an ocean separating us?

>>39335712
holy fuck youre the biggest normie

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>>39335712
>dont be falling for the first girl you find
Do you know where you are?

>>39346824
Well? Did we hit the jackpot?

>>39346865
>>39347261
I don't know, I wasn't the original guy, I just wanted to solve the problem because the original guy was slow as balls

>>39347301
She's a girl, but ok. Everybody has stuff to do.

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>>39347346
due to the current infestation of trannys, all females are assumed male until proven otherwise
this is a precautionary measure to prevent bad times for the poor bastard that doesn't know any better

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>tfw my only GF was back when I was 16 and she was a 5/10 tumblrite and an aromantic
>She barely paid mind to me
>She never wanted to come over or cuddle
>Ended up breaking up with her to spare the trouble of forcing myself through pain just to spend any time with her
>She hated me through the rest of high school

It's been 6 years lads, I just want this emptiness to end

>>39328066
you sound like the narrator in darkest dungeon, go write a book you dickhead

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>all i want is a girl i genuinely enjoy interacting with to cook dinners together, watch dumb tv shows, and cuddle together
>all i get are multiple different girls that i use for sex because we dont get along in any other way

>>39346755
I live in Dallas/Fort Worth

Has anyone ever tried to create a social network for robots? We could cuddle with each other.

>>39347829
Too bad. It was worth trying.

>>39347824
fuck off, you normie shit
original

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>be me
>be lonely and depressed, typical robot
>walking on the street one day
>bump into cute girl i used to know
>haven't seen her in forever
>we never had a deeper relationship, just friends
>"hi anon!" she says with that beautiful smile of hers
>immediately hugs me tightly before i even fully realize whats going on
>fuck it feels so good
>can smell her hair as it tickles my cheek
>can feel her warmth
>can feel her breasts as they press against my chest
>get so excited that i wake up
>it was all a dream
>it's 4am
>try to close my eyes an go back to sleep
>can't, it was all too real
>can't remember when i last saw her
>i dont even know where she is now or what shes doing
>mfw

>>39348065

>cant even complain about the loneliness to r9k of all places


rip

>>39322491
not cuddling but hugging
I got like 3 hugs in my life from different girls
>girl one was pretty much everybodys friend and hugged lots of people so I didnt think anything of it
>girl two is the sister of a friend and just did it for fun I guess?were friends but shes older and always has a bf
>girl 3 might have liked me, told me she liked my smile once and kept asking why I never smile, but had a bf at the time I think

tfw cant greentext

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>tfw no gf to rebel against a government with

>>39348124
It's just a retarded philosophy that if you've had sex once despite any other factors you're a normie

Just ignore those posts

>>39328066
>tfw to dumb to put your feelings into prose

>>39332356
Holy fuck that image made me tear up and reevaluate if life is worth living

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Oh god you made me remember this.
>be me
> be 15 at the time
>be at air cadets
>find my oneitus
>fall for her immediately
>after a year have finally built up the courage to tell her
>see her outside the building
>stride forth
> she's leaning on a wall facing away from me
> her eyes light up
> mine do to
>but she isn't facing me
>she runs forward into the arms of her bf
>she snuggles her face into his chest
>his is nowhere near a chad
> heart dies
>turn and walk home
>it begins to rain
>turn and see that her has and umbrella over her
>why should i even try guys

>>39348664
Ouch, anon. Very ouch

>>39349087
They look so happy together it's actual love and none of us can experience it as we are the people our oneitus's look over to the person they find perfect and in most cases it's a better version of ourselves it's never usually a chad but we say chad to chain down our rage>>39349087

>tfw i tried looking for cuddle porn when I was 12
>6 years later and still haven't cuddled irl
there's no doubt in my mind that i'm going to be wizard tier

>>39348664
wew lad that moment is straight out of a movie, you never stood a chance

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>>39349510
>18
you are but a child
you have plenty of opportunity to improve yourself to the point where women look your way
there are indeed women who love the idea of being a caretaker of the sensitive side of a man who looks to be an unbreakable wall otherwise
don't crumble too hard, of course, but you can get your cuddlebunny if you really desire it

>>39322491
>me two days ago
>with my qt hookup
>shes telling me how shes sad im going back to school in a day
>reach over, slide my arm under her ribcage and pull her ontop of me
>breath in the smell of her hair, and softly scratch the back of her scalp
>she breaths softly against my neck
>tell her, dont worry ill be back before you know it

>Fell
>Broke jawbones

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>>39350640
>leaving gf behind when going to college
that's a risky fucking move lad
hope she's one of those hyper-loyal ones

>>39323589
>Be me, your average failed normie
>have this one girl
>we marked to meet eachother after my work at this one park near a shopping center
>i arived on time time on the spot, but she is allways late
>she has curly long brown hair, light brown eyes, wears glasses and she is 5,6 >she is wearing a blue/green hodie, with jeans.
>she made a bun with her hair and hair filaments run down near her ears
>she aproches me reading a book, 1984 if i remember correctly
>when she opens a big smile when she sees me
>i hold her tightly and give her a kiss
>she smells like heaven
>we start making our way to the park >she starts talking about naruto, she loves anime
>we are holding hands, her hand is small, she grips mine with all her strength as we cross the street
> we make our way throught the park
>its a cold night, the tall trees are covering us from the thin rain
> we head for the nearest bench
>as we sit, i take off my glasses, and i stare into her big eyes
>she makes a joke about how i look stupid with that smile
>i hug her, one hand in the back of her head, the other goes sliding to her thigh >as we start to make out, she puts her hands aroun me, and tilts her body towards mine
>after a long time, we are both exausted > she puts her head on my shouder
> my arms are around her, her skin is soft and warm, something almost angelic
> we stare the lake and the reflections of the street on the whater
>we do this for some 20 minutes

Hope this counts as cuddling

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>>39328066
buddy even if what you said is true i cant believe you actually typed it all out

>>39332515
God, I would kill myself in your situation bro

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>>39351120
You are a liar and a scoundrel

>>39351415
Whatever makes you sleep at night anon, i cant prove my history, i know it sounds like lie, my word is the only thing i can provide.

>>39322491
>Be 21 and never asked a girl out or had a meaningful conversation.

Frankly speaking I don't deserve it, I'm too apathetic to even make a move to someone I like. I've already given up. Escort is the only way for people like me, at least they can't refuse me

>Be really tired after a long day, took my girlfriend to a party with my friends, super bad day at work
>On one of the last trains heading back to her place
>Realize I left my phone and housekey right as we leave the station
>Tell her she should go back by herself and Ill just get a taxi to my place later
>She refuses and says she we go back with me to get my stuff
>Feel really bad since it means she won't be able to get back tonight
>Realize I left my bag at the party
>Start crying a little, all the built up stress is coming out
>We get to the station where she will transfer, I tell her to go
>She refuses to leave until I tell her whats wrong
>She comes back to my station, finds a hotel room for us (She cant stay at my place since house rules)
>Once we get to the hotel room we make light conversation while we cuddle
>it ends after a while, we just sit there in silence for a bit
>She says "Its ok to cry"
>I start sobbing really hard
>She just holds me to her chest, stroking my hair and whispering "It's ok, it's ok"
>Just pour out all of my stress, she just keeps holding me
>when I'm done, she says "I love you"
>I start sobbing more
>Eventually recover and we have sex and then fall asleep in each others arms
>When I go to work tomorrow, right as Im about to leave she hugs me from behind, turns me around and kisses me, the pushes me out the door and closes it before I can react.

>>39326531
I lightly get abusive. Since I sometimes have outbursts of despair I squeeze my pillow like a hydraulic press or find myself pressing my body to the wall and hugging the wall like a crazy ape.

>>39330455
I constantly get hugged by elderly women and older women hit on me in an overly motherly way of trivializing and belittling every move I make. I gets on my nerves because yet they never wanted to hug my soul. They used me to prove something to themselves. I haven't figured out yet what it might be.

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>>39353063
This is robot land
Normies get out

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I've hugged an 8/10 girl of italian descent this year and she kissed me on the cheek. Her lips were so smooth, her body was so fragile that I could break her bones if I wanted to. 10/10. One of the best sensations of my life. Can't even imagine how great it is cuddling with a pretty girl.

>>39323589
>decide to skip prom and go to wendy's
>8/10 qt kuudere from school recognizes me
>she throws bants
>"what, no prom date anon?"
>the bants really fucking hurt, but try to have a thick skin for once
>I don't have anything to say, so i just look at her a grin a bit like a homicide rapist.
>we talk a lot about death note
>I buy her Wendy's b/c it seemed right.
>we drive to her moms house
>empty, lots of booze, smells like cigarettes, etc.
>we go upstairs to her bedroom
>literally just spooning and cuddling watching adult swim for like 3 hours
>we haven't talked at all since we left the wendy's
>after a while we're just laying there
>literally OP's pic except her top leg is wrapped around mine.
>no talking just making out and dry humping
>she looks up at me, and just smiles with the most beautiful smile
>her face is like 2 inches away from mine.
>"my mom is gonna be home soon." she says to me
>her entire demeanor has totally changed as if we had been dating for a long time.

Long story short, We spend the entire summer vacation having unprotected sex. she tells me she loves me all the time, then moves away and I never see her again. all this happened when I was 18. I'm 25 now. Literally the most magical moments of my life.

I saw her on facebook three nights ago, she's dating this black guy. My old IRL friend is telling me she's like this mega-whore now. I've been drinking since.

Life is hell, anon.

>>39322491
It's all I want. I wish my waifu would snuggle me. Maybe then I wouldn't be so bitter and cold.

>cried several times
>lied on bed staring at the ceiling, contemplating many greentexts
>chest became too small for heart
>took alcohol
>looking forward to next time seeing a cuddling threade
thanks for the thread

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What do you think about this story:

>be 32
>been alone for all my life
>prayed for a gf every day during my 20s
>ended up completely emotionally numb over the years and gave up

>university block seminar on weekend
>lecturer asks us to play a 'trust' game at the start
>have to pick a partner and blindfold him, then guide him around the building
>small 20 year old Asian grill picks me
>she only wears black and is a huge animu nerd

>I guide her through the building, holding her arms
>"You know Anon, I'd usually be really afraid to walk blind, but somehow I feel really at ease when you're with me."
>she starts to change the connection from time to time, so our hands touch occasionally

>after game is over, she becomes really attached to me
>follows me everywhere like a puppy, low key searching for physical contact
>next day in seminar, she greets me in the morning and hugs me really close
>wants to sit beside me all the time and shifts her butt on the bench, so she sits really close to my side, semi-cuddling up to me
>draws little animu things in my notebook during lecture


I'm just completely numb inside and try my best to give her the cold shoulder, but she keeps it up for the whole weekend. I feel nothing towards her, just a little bit of guilt, as if I took away candy from a baby.

Aging is bad guys. It kills your soul.

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>>39355037
why not go for it lad?
if you feel guilt at all, then you are not as emotionally numb as you think you are

>>39341221
It's just the prank named free will. After the prank is over, we will finally find eternal love in heaven, and everything will be comfy.

>>39355037
sorry to reveal your poorly modified copypasta

>>39355074
It's not the kind of guilt you imagine. It was the kind of guilt of parking on a handicapped space, just to get cigarettes real quick. The kind of guilt you have when you take the last chocolate praline from a box.

I suppose she was nice, but was definitely a decade too late.