Short people are closer to hell

tfw 5 11.75

its not bad desu, my good posture as well as other guys lying about their height makes people guess im 6 1, tell girls im 6 ft

>>39321551
living way above sea level makes this manlet far closer to heaven than all the satan sniffing coastalcucks

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y'know OP, it's not fair on you - most of the guys who get mad at your daily reminders were brought up in broken homes with either an absent or negligent father, so they were never instilled with the sense of identity that comes from learning what it really means to be a man from their dad; so they think your arbitrary definitions are actually legitimate

and since that's exactly the kinda fella who gravitates to this da/r9k/place, you're surrounded by gullible wee lads who will bite on that saucy bait... which means you never get truly challenged, and kinda like how toddlers don't develop muscles when there's no da to wrestle with, you'll never develop an ability to play in the big leagues

well hey champ, i recognise your can-do attitude and think that's just neato - but you should really take this show on the road and try it out in the moar challenging dojos

>>39321895
This is great pasta, it really is!

At least now I get underdog status