/britfeel/

How the fuck do you stop videos from playing on popped out windows on Facebook Android? Pls

>>39318736
change your settings anon

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Why is Kanako the best Touhou?

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>anon, do you think chad will like my underwear? we're going for drinks tonight and i'm probably gonna bring him back here and shag him. is that ok?
>oh anon, you're like the big brother i never had growing up

Britfeel times second edition when?

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Should I have some grapes lads? I think I'm hungry but it could be boredom. I've necked a pint of water so it isn't thirst...

>>39318747
She isn't.
originally

>>39318757
hate that fucking face fatties make, i'd call it duck face but ducks are relatively svelte

>>39318757
>anon, do you think chad will like my underwear?
Yeah I'm sure he will

>we're going for drinks tonight and i'm probably gonna bring him back here and shag him. is that ok?
No it's not, get your own place.

>getting into a girl and she seems to like me
>i think one of her close male friends is confessing his feelings to her

bloody hell.

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>>39318744
How? I've trailed through the settings and there's nothing about the window thing

Pic is what the window thing is

>>39318757
am I in her bathroom? or is she just casually showing me this photo she took?

it's such an abstract situation I'm not sure what I'd say

>>39318757
i thought when i lost my virginity and what not i would stop being jealous of shit like this but i still am.

>>39318847

you're her non threatening best friend anon. she considers you basically to be asexual so she openly flaunts her underwear in front of you.

>>39318844
just use a computer you normie fuck

>>39318757
Never got into the chubby lasses thing. Can't look past the fact they must take huge smelly shits.

>>39318698
I'm exactly the same. Hate when couples kiss in a situation which makes it uncomfortable for everyone else and they don't care. It's like their feelings for each other is the only truth in the world and nothing else matters, it's fucking disgusting. Fucking people, man.

>>39318868
normies always become friends with girls and slowly get into them over time, but i just could not imagine being this cucked. orbiting girls is the norm.

>>39318868

Suppose thats a pretty good situation then where for some bizarre reasons she considers me asexual, and flaunts herself like that

>>39318789
>fatties
How is the girl in that image fat at all
She's THICC

ah fuck it. proper drinking time now. all free preseco gone so i'm starting on southern comfort. should have brought some weed with me as well desu. fucking bored.

>>39318927

Alcy and a stoner, what a fucking shambles you are

>>39318932
moaning normie
state of you.

solved my first cube lads (using a method video) hoping to solve once a day (with video) for seven days then once a day without video for seven days then start timing my solves

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who else /cric/ here

Need some advice as to whether I fucked up or not.

Had oneitis since I was 17 (24 now). We were really close friends, she was with a friend of mine. We had a group of close mates, all lived close, same school & 6th form etc. We all got together recently and got really drunk. Oneitis was outside with me having a fag, talking about how she wishes we talked more often etc. I've told her in the past I'm into her, so I 'came clean', said I'm honestly not really interested in hanging out because I always wish we were more than friends. Aint putting myself through it, don't owe her a friendship.
She was pretty upset and I felt like it ruined the night for her.
I feel bad about it, like maybe a normal person would just continue the friendship for the good of the group, maybe I came across as a mental case?

holy fuck 5.10 for southern comfort and lemonade. i've just informed my family i'll be drinking quick and going home early. they think i'm joking.

>>39318995
sounds like a chore
just learn how to do it then keep it on your desk to solve when you're bored so you won't immediately forget

>>39319008
nah, i think that was fair. fuck being just friends with a girl and getting closer to her if you want more, you would just be hurting yourself. you dont owe her anything. i think you done the right thing. she should be an adult about it and try understanding.

>tfw your ex gf is bi polar and a complete cunt and now using her mental health issues to appear all over tv and radio to promote mental health awareness
>tfw you know she is a despicable human and promiscuous whore and everyone treats her like a brave hero

annoying feels

>>39318906
i fall in love with girls after knowing them for about a week. it's impossible to just be friends with a girl. when my gf broke up with me she wanted to "just be friends" but i said that its best if we never talk again because i can't just stop being in love with her. its been months but i still love her and miss her. i think about messaging her everyday.

Anyone else meeting their BF over the bank holiday?

What's this I hear about no more bongs?

>>39319093
Yeah, me and my best friend are going to watch the McGregor Mayweather fight with some other friends.

>>39319093
gays account for less than 1.5% of the population of this country
there are 22 people here
that means there's at maximum 0.33 gay people in /britfeel/ right now
so if you're the only gay person here, you're not even fully gay

>>39318915
because shes dumpy, thicc implies an element of being toned.

>>39319132
>babby tries to do statistics

>>39319132
>implying fags aren't concentrated on 4chan

>>39319132
>1.5% of the people in this gay bar are gay

>>39319131

>people are paying to watch one of the biggest mismatches in sporting history

fucking plebs won't even watch ggg-canelo

>>39319068
careful lad, what you described is doxable

>>39319079
>i fall in love with girls after knowing them for about a week

kinda same, would not say love but i start to get attached. i think its one of them, most normies are shit with girls so they become friends with them because they dont know how to ask the girl out. from my experience with the few girls i have dated, i only spoke to them for about a week before i went out with them.

>>39319132
they are probably prison gay

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>>39319132
My brother is gay. He's quiet and doesn't mention it much. You wouldn't know unless you asked him if he said he had a gf, in which case he would say he has a bf. That's it. He's the least degenerate person I know, far less so than me. He's into monogamy, faithfulness and domesticity. He keeps in shape, keeps to himself and works hard. However, his bf is an extremely obnoxious flamer who crossdresses 24/7. I think it's really hard on him. He just wanted some boipucci but his bf has accidentally a gf (male) and he's not into it. Plus, desu, I would be surprised if he hasn't been cheated on countless times. He also fell for the gay marriage meme. Such is life. I wonder if he will anhero when it comes out. I hope not, but he's tried it before.

>>39319148
Dude she's not fat at all.

>>39319182
I like this picture a lot

I saved it and will republish it without prior permission

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Afternoon lads, how are you all feeling?

I'm feeling a bit worse for wear, wanted to go to the Post Office and talk some things over and then have the letter sent off at 12, I woke at 10 but fell back asleep so that sucks.
What sort of slippers should I buy for uni? Apparently I should get some for when I'm walking around the kitchen and such.

Post waifus

>>39319211
>slippers

nonce

>>39319182
>He's into monogamy, faithfulness and domesticity.

i think its easier to be like this when you know you can get sex any time or you can go through a phase of fucking a bunch of people to get it out of your system.

>>39319157
>uber babby doesn't even try

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>>39318685
surprise surprise 150

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>>39318761
I'll make one for next week
>>39319227
>doesn't want comfy wooly slippers
The idea is actually growing on me honestly

>>39319211
Second year of uni starts up in a month, been looking at the work and Christ does it look hard.

Even though I got a 1st in first year I still feel scared of doing badly for some reason.

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>>39319207
NO! DO NOT DO THIS, OR SO HELP ME I WILL TELL MUMMY MAY AND SHE WILL GET THE FRAUD SQUAD ON YOU!

>>39319229
Perhaps. But he has never done either of these. His bf is always 'too tired' and he has only had 2-3 partners in his life.

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>>39319253
too late anon, I already used it

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>>39319245
Milk Cat 167

>new tenant is an autistic maths student
This is going to be a long year.

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>>39319263
But now I've saved yours so it works out

>>39318767
Grapes always mess up my stomach and I end up pooping undisgested grapes.

Post live performances that give you tingles.

https://youtu.be/BywBGaEX3_A?t=1m11s

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>>39319252
Goodluck anon, I know this feels - first half of my year is dominated by a bunch of fairly complex looking maths. The plus side is that I can just focus on one subject and maths isn't THAT bad, at least with GCSE Core and Stats which was years ago now, but I'm still very nervous.
I'm sure if you got a 1st last year you should be fine though lad, just get stuck in and do your best - you sound capable.
Lets both do well!
What course are you doing?

>>39318906
>orbiting girls is the norm
Yea it's really not if you get off r9k. People here are just thirsty betas who get dragged along

>>39319325
Chemistry, I feel like I got through 1st year by hard work alone, not because I'm naturally good at chemistry. What course are you doing?

friendly reminder that only normies go to uni

>>39319188
why does it bother you so much? its subjective

>>39319358
>implying half of students at uni don't spent half their nights crying in their room listening to chad and stacy rock the bed

>>39319370
How is someone's weight subjective?

>>39319340
it is though. im basing this off real life experiences. guys always orbit girls, become friends with them, and slowly get into them over time. its more teens that do it tbf. a lot of girls even tell me that they were friends with the guy before they got together and the guy was obviously orbiting her

>>39319370
>>39319383
CEASE YOUR AUTISM AT ONCE

>>39319385
these guys are obviously beta that im talking about but being beta is the norm. most lads are not alpha.

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>>39319099
heres my collection

How long have we had the new OP?
Looks clean.

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>>39319211
Afternoon mate, I'm feeling pretty good myself. I realised a big part of my problems stems from having /britfeel/ open literally all day, I'm constantly browsing it and that stops me from being productive with other things. I closed the thread for just an hour and managed to do the washing up, put my clothes in for a wash and had a shower, now I'm off to the gym. Hope you feel better lad

As for slippers I have some really thicc ones from Next but they make your feet a bit sweaty if you have them on for too long

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>>39319273
Nice to see you, to see you NICE 9

>>39319323
>literally YOLO
Strokes are alright though. Here's one that gives me chills every time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX-fDKWGbRs

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https://youtu.be/o1dBg__wsuo

just tried push ups (went half way or less). Almost dead by the 5th, my arms hurt now - progress?!

>>39319468
>>39319273
>>39319245
Dear god, the meme that spawned a meme has spawned another meme....What's next?

pint of guiness 4.90 fuck this is an expensive do. might just get a bottle of wine or even champagne to swig out of. i brought 70bong with me, but that might not be enough. fuck weddings.

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>>39319479
That's a good start Ebin, now make this a regular thing. You'll feel the satisfaction of gradually getting better and better

>>39319480
>progress?!

yeah lad, you will get better at them as time goes on. how come your arms hurt? its meant to mostly work your chest

>>39319503
because I go into the plank position then lower my arms and it works and puts pressure on my incredible weak triceps (?). My stomach felt no work out at all, maybe my form is bad but I can barely focus on form when just just moving in the position hurts me

>>39319503
I'd say pushups are equally an arm and a chest exercise. He wasn't doing full ROM either

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>>39319353
I tried AS Chemistry and ultimately failed. Mad props to you because it made my brain hurt, although that was mostly the memorising definitions and organic chemistry of which I had no interest in.
I think ultimately we achieve things through hard work alone, you don't see the hard work that went into an artist getting the skill they have and we name it talent despite their toils. I don't know.
I'm doing Computer Science this year, something I quite enjoy and have been doing for years now.
>>39319454
Hey! I can see what that could be, I usually don't bother opening it when I know I've got stuff to do because I can't afford staying here whipping up conversations. I guess its the same as any other procrastinating method where it be vidya or whatever.
Have fun at the gym lad! I think I'd feel better if I could workout myself now, but I can't until everythings been cleared haha.

Might see if I can source some super funky ones, maybe ones with bunny ears
for laughs of course h ha ha

>>39319480
afternoon, ebin

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>>39319492
Mould Man 1

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>>39319549
afternoon anon, how are you holding up?

>>39319523
>I'd say pushups are equally an arm and a chest exercise

they can work your triceps quite a lot if you do them close handed. you will barely gain any bicep strength though

>>39319521
fair enough then lad. it barely works your stomach tbf.

>>39319569
Yea I meant triceps. I like doing a variation of diamond grip, normal width and then wide to really target the chest. Only trouble with push ups is they're a bit useless after a certain point, you need progressive overload

I am going to post something that will trigger Ebin and ruin the thread

>>39319566
>Ebin actually asking how other people are doing
Well this is new

Why are tiny dogs such vicious little bastards? One of them tried biting my retriever until I grabbed it by the neck and threw it off him.

The bigger the dog, the friendlier the dog. All the big dogs I've met are lovely and chill but terriers are full of anger. Dogs the size of cats need to die.

>>39319597
yeah, probably best doing weights after doing them for a little while. i could not be ased doing just push ups, i pretty much never do them anymore.

Ass anon here again from yesterdays thread, the girl now wants me to come over again. I'm expecting her to change her mind again.

>>39319621
Napoleon syndrome mate. Same way you need to be careful of manlets

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any other flight radar autists here?

>>39319631
Did he do that manually?

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>>39319569
wish I had a pull up bar, pull ups look way easier to execute, I think I could do a few pull ups and really feel a workout. I'm put off by most stuff because I'm 90% sure I'm doing it wrong and hurting myself, like my legs and feet flop all over the place

>>39319614
I've done it before, I'm not feeling as edgy lately I think, much less angry and on edge

>>39319631
https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:-3.3/centery:52.0/zoom:6

>>39319056
/cubing/ is the official britfeel hobby though

>>39319675
If you struggled to do 5 push ups and complained your triceps really hurt there's no way you will be able to really do pullups.
Work on building up your physique and then attempt that sort of shit

>>39319675
You need to do pulldowns or assisted before you do pullups m8

>>39319700
Incorrect. Its wanking

>>39319675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT6dOMKh3-w

>>39319566
bit shit at the moment, stressed out about uni starting again

Some kid who went to my old school is an aspiring streamer now. I went into his stream and reminded him of the time a girl found MLP porn on his laptop. He stopped the stream and hasn't been online since.

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>>39319700

That's right little Yingguoren, import as many MoYu cubes as you can

>>39319757
incorrect, most normies wank, most normies don't enjoy rubiks cubes

>>39319766
will do xi

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>feeling down
>remember what Ebin sounds like
>feel better

One day, a woman's vagina will be the recipient of my penis.

>>39319792
statistically true but realistically false

>>39319792
>recipient of my penis
Reminds me of this banging tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgL-eR2oAa0

>>39319791

>Felling down
>Remember that some people obsess over anime girls
>Feel better

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>>39319561
Ebin's chin 1

>>39319826

Chinlet/Jawlet detected

>>39319826
ebins been alright so far stop stirring lad

>>39319826
reminder ebin has at least 2 britfeel girls who have a crush and want to add him and also at least one tranny orbiter

>>39319826
Ebins got a Chad jaw though I don't get it

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>>39319948
Chinlets working into a frenzy as always

>>39319948
Not true. He has a triangular jaw, which is second to the true chad jaw, the square jaw.

>>39319973
whats the matter ebin? i thought you said it was foolish arguing politics here because people are most likely gcse students, why are you letting their teasing get to you now?

>>39320007

He's just bringing his top tier bants

>>39320007
I wasn't aware chins were a hot political issue

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>>39319948
He has a Jimmy Hill chin

>Ebin's chin 2

>>39320029
Only in Africa what with the Chinese colonising m8 oi oi

>>39320029
I think he was just saying that you're letting child tier bait and teasing get to you
don't bother replying to it lad and keep making the comfy posts you have been

What have you been up to today?

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>>39320037

Chinese colonisation of Africa is massively blown out of proportion, you should ignore silly films like 'empire of dust'

>>39320032
>Ebin's chin 2
that's not how this works lad

>>39320044
woke up a couple of hours ago, brushed my teeth, tried to do some push ups but my side is hurting from yesterdays sprint, had a look at the jobsite - might apply to a temp 2 month weekend job at a supermarket but I'm not sure it'll even be financially worth working 14 hours

going for my second solve of the day lads, someone stop me

>>39320072
It gives you something to put on your CV anyway mate. Also gets you out of the house too.

>>39320085
yeah I'll apply, there's like a 95% chance of rejection anyway but applying gives me a boost of confidence every time

>>39320072
Sounds alright lad, if you are in desperate need of the job and experience then it might be worth it, but its only two months so perhaps not. Keep sniffing around and see what you can find lad. I'm a firm believer that some sort of delivery job would suit you.

>>39320079

Lets us know how fast you do it i

>>39320059
You've got to respect the Chinese for telling the truth without the need for any sugar coating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkEqI3_J4xg

>>39320072
riveting shit
you truly are the heart and soul of this thread

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>>39320106

Shut it down, Xiang

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>>39320206
Ni hao chuck

>>39320295

You made me laugh there, chuck

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>>39320106
Asians are not constantly bombarded with lefty propaganda

>>39320172
i'm sure your day was a lot more exciting

Anyone watching Celtic bloke fight African bloke tonight?

>>39320388
that's missing the point

>>39320352
Blacks aren't as big a problem as muslims.

>>39320405
there's no point, someone asked how my day was and I answered

are you autistic?

>>39320451
you did it again
i'm done talking to you now

>>39320105
solved so around 30 minutes which to say I only got the cube today I'm happy with

this weddings turned out alright drinkwise got a free drink token with the meals. got mine n my mum sister n stepdads 1. for any drink apparantly. i'm eying up the 16 bong per glass chamagnes. might as well eh. and got se opal fruit in some little boxes.i'm sat with old fogies so am nabbing their sweets. not too bad. still should have brought some weed but fuck it.

>>39320489
why do people type without capital letters like this

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>>39320451

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSCqeuaP3Lo

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>>39320475
good because I didn't want to talk to you anyway

>>39320172
there's no need to be an arse, anon

Who's dreading uni? I'm starting over after being forced to drop out by my flatmates two years ago.

>>39320539
just trying to understand why people consider this to be interesting and 'comfy'

>>39320542
>after being forced to drop out by my flatmates two years ago

wot

>>39320449
It's like comparing lung cancer to colon cancer, desu lad. They're both shit

>>39320549
Hey lad
just had a poo

>>39320549

More interesting and comfy than you, that's for sure

>>39320549
it's nice to be part of a small community

>>39320549
comfy is a reddit buzzword and also subjective, if you want comfy you can go circlejerk on a load of total normie sites like reddit

>>39320580
you're just repeating what >>39320388 said
I never claimed to be interesting

>>39320603
Don't know about that mate. Comfy is a term I've seen used loads on 4chan and have done for years. Don't see it used nearly as often on reddit and I use that regularly.

>>39320402
what time and how do i watch it?

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Britfeel has been very slow and placid today, is this the calm before the storm?

I can tell I've started another tripfag hate spiral
I'll be back in an hour

god I wish there was an antidote to this bullshit
but no, we'll continue to complain about the flies and ignore the pile of shit

>>39320619
I know, but in nature the people whining about "comfort" levels in threads like this are seeking a reddit tier hugbox of positivity, if you wanted that warm comfort you could go to several other places on the internet instead of coming to a place like this and trying to demand a culture change

its a very subjective word though, like people mean it in different ways and feel comfy in ways dissimilar to each other, its a vague word when used to describe something like this or video games because people take comfort in different stuff

>>39320555
They found out about my /pol/ views by finding my reddit account somehow

Long story short, they bullied and intimidated me HARD and after a few weeks of waiting for a flat to open up, I gave up and dropped out.

>>39320702
>Getting bullied by lefty uni students.

Lad....

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>>39320698
>"That's my secret, captain"
>I'm always comfy"

imagine an englishman, a paddy, a ozzie and a yank working in a garage together
the yank wouldn't be able to take the banter for even a single day

>>39320731
There were 5 of them and one of me. Plus a load of their friends got involved and everyone in my block knew. I didn't feel safe walking in and out of halls and around campus. I didn't feel safe in my own flat either.

>>39320698
are you saying you're here to make conflict?
because if you are you're a bigger piece of shit than I thought

>>39320802

>This endless whining

>>39320835
>this whining about whining

>>39320846
>this whining about whining about whining

>>39320858
are you seeing the problem yet?

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Back from work lads. Thought it would be cooler desu but I'm still a bit sweaty

>>39320702
Sorry to hear that lad, normies have a group mentality and are intolerant of non-normie views. Sounds like a really horrible situation, thought uni's had zero tolerance for bullying. At least you'll be more careful this time around, I'm sure it will go well for you!

>ywn have a uni flatshare with the /britfeel/ lads

Would make it a lot more bearable desu

>>39320802

He obviously meant that it's better if people speak their mind, even if it causes upset, than foster a fake niceness to encourage 'comfiness'. This is why so many people like him.

Ebin has shittalked me a couple of times, but I still like him better than the pandy cunts who always roleplay as nice concerned person

>>39320874
your black and white view of people sounds like hell on earth to deal with
get better buddy

>>39320894

Get better buddy? What does that even mean

>>39320868
>Sharing a flat with Chad Ebin

How will I sleep with all the girls he'll have over?

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>Leave the thread
>No Ebin
>Comfy

>Come back to the thread
>Ebin
>Uncomfy

Get better buddy

>>39320874
>cunts who always roleplay as nice concerned person

You mean that slimy manipulative anorexic tranny

>>39320925

>Being this obsessed with Ebin

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>>39320925
https://youtu.be/hziG9Nr6KHU

>Get comfy lad.

>>39320930

Yeah, although he is the least bad of a bad bunch.

haha 2000 calories over limit today lads

might as well have my bar of chocolate and beer and get to 3000

Wish "muh comfy" fags would fuck off tbqh lads

>>39320959

I struggle to even reach my 2600 goal

>>39320874
then I can tell him what I think of him without people telling me to fuck off to a reddit hugbox, surely

or is it just irony

lads,
I was Monty's double

>>39320991

No mate, we just want you to fuck off

>>39320910
He's implying you're mentally ill

>>39320966
The comfy queers moaning about how uncomfy the thread is, is rather, dare I say it...comfy

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>>39320971
6-pack of mini pork pies from Marks is over 1000 in itself

>>39321034

I don't eat pork products

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>>39321034
>He knows it off by heart
What about the sausagerolls?

Not being mean, I think it funny that you know that off the top your head, I'm no stranger to a pork pie myself

State of this old bitch lads.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/besotted-grandma-72-blows-entire-11050833.amp

What are you lads having for dinner?

>>39320698
I get you man. You are right about how people can go elsewhere if they want positivity. All that hugbox stuff is a poor excuse for a coping mechanism anyway.

>>39321072
Chicken and rice, I was the one who order pizza yesterday, got to start remaking those gains

>>39321068
because I have a packet of em with a 12oz can of ale every saturday as a treat for being a good boy throughout the week and dieting well. So I see the number every week when I enter them into my calorie diary.

just that today I managed to be a right pig and eat a bunch of other stuff as well.

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>>39321070
>Lmao, how can white girls compete

>>39321072

Probably just a plate of chip shop chips

>tfw 100% straight guy who wants to suck cock

how do i go about this? craigslist? scared i'll just get bummed to death by some huge bear.

>>39320868
where would the /britfeel/ lads' flat be?

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>>39321072

Scones and grapes.

>>39321106
Fucking A mate, I do the same, normally bag of chips from the chippy and a wisky, good life

>>39321014
but this is my safe space

>>39321072
fillet steak

>>39321120
why don't you come and suck mine? I'm a straight lad who would never touch another man's willy but I don't judge a closeted man such as yourself for wanting to do it.

I am a big lad though so I dunno if that would intimidate you

>>39321120
grindr obviously

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>>39321120
>100% straight
>wants to suck cock

>>39321072
getting a pizza because im too depressed to cook anything or go down the shops

imagine if you met ebin at a dog convention haha and then he took you home as a dog wow wouldn't that be crazy and then he took good care of you forever haha just kidding

>>39321155

where are you lad and how big is your pee pee?

>>39321159
don't want to be outed lad

>>39321162
always triggers some nigger

>>39321121
I've got it, we all chip in and buy a train, its perfect

>Each have our own rooms in different carriages
>Anytime we want to leave, just move to the next station
>Get to see lovely English countryside
>No one has to drive the train, just hit the on button
>If Ebin acts up we can just throw him out the back
>Can tied roasties up to the tracks and splatter them

>>39321181
>outed
go on it without using a picture and make sure to say you're a 100% straight lad who wants to try cock

>>39321125
please eat more than scones and grapes

>>39321140

We had to endure months and months of waifuposting faggotry, if you want the good of britfeel, you have to roll with the bad

>>39321181
east midlands lad, got a very average willy somewhere between 5.5" and 6" but I haven't whipped the old ruler out in ages

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im officially neet lads. how are you all doing?

>>39321222

sorry no poortherners.

>>39321072
just had homemade pizza, but had to use cheddar because I thought I had some mozz left when I didn't

>mayweather goes for the body the whole fight
>mcgregor retires somewhere around the 5th or 6th round

free money, bet your house on it

>>39321224
I'm so sorry for your loss Anon.

>>39321232
if you think the midlands is north then no wonder you crave dick in your mouth

>>39321070
Ebin in the future

>>39321224
Ayyy same as me. Been doing fuck all with my life for the past 3 months. Watched perfect blue today so I'm counting that as an achievement since I did something.

>>39321252

wait no way?! the bloke who's never had a pro fight in his life is going to lose to the greatest boxer of his generation?

>>39321224
Welcome to neetdom lad, I've been at it for 4 years now.

Turn back while you can.

Missed todays threads, anything good happen lads?

>>39321261

north of watford = north

if you come from north of watford then you're sub human scum

>>39321252
McGregor could easily turn this around on 40 year old Mayweather.

>>39321269
absolutely class film, good choice mate

>>39321285

No, today has been the dullest britfeel in a while

>>39321289

he's never even boxed you simpleton

>>39321121
I was going to say somewhere north but this lad >>39321194 has a great idea

Something very relaxing about trains I think

>>39321072
Had some microwave rice and now some fruit. Going to make a cup of tea in a bit too

>>39321261
I feel the Midlands has more in common with the North culturally desu

This hotel has a butler for each group of rooms, would feel quite guilty about using it though. He showed us a load of weird plants to smell and eat then talked about the history of the place (apparently it used to be a palace).

>>39321281

What made you become a NEET for 4 years?

I'm at 3 myself and still don't really understand why I ended up a NEET and why I only started to care about it a few months ago.

>>39321252
it's going to be like the opposite problem for conor from the first nate diaz fight

>conor isn't a true MMA fighter
>gets found out against someone who knows how to fight on the floor
>conor isn't a true boxer
>gets found out against an intelligent counter puncher

i trust there are fellow britfeelers out there getting drunk on their own tonight like me

>>39321312
>Never boxed professionally

He's been boxing his whole life. Boxing is a foundation for MMA, you pussy

>>39321333

except floyd is going to sit in the pocket and lead and beat the absolute shit out of conor like he did to shane mosley. difference being shane mosley was a world level boxer, conor is nowhere near that level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmfWNpaHXZE

Lmao at the mother at 1:15

Imagine being such a slut that you have to make up a medical condition just to justify flicking your bean all day long

>>39321336
Hotel room has some rom (rum) that I'll get shitfaced on, might try a drinking game with my 17 year old brother. I'd be alone at home though.

>>39321290
I really enjoyed it. I'm trying to look for anime films which are decent. Angel's Egg was really good too. A bit confusing but when I looked into the symbolism in it I thought it was brilliant.

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>>39321336
pretty likely i will laddo

>>39321317
>I feel the Midlands has more in common with the North culturally desu

The north midlands (Staffordshire, derbyshire) does

The South midlands (Warwickshire, northamptonshire) has more in common with the south

>>39321355

he does roadwork to so i guess he can go head to head with mo farah on monday in a 10,000m race?

>>39321336
not getting drunk, but doing xanax by myself tonight. it's shite

>>39321336
Sorry lad, Friday night is drinking night

>>39320508
can't speak for others but i'm a simpleton

just had some gilf come up to me and say i look like a 1950s gangster. actually feel good after that desu.
now to cash in my free drink tokens. says any drink free. seen a glass of champagne for 17bong. will start with that i think.

>>39321121
pls in be Rugby, Warwickshire
also pls be gay

>>39321360
>Terminal roastie disease

>>39321317
>I feel the Midlands has more in common with the North culturally desu

I dunno, midlanders don't have that irrational hatred of southerners that northerners do

>>39321370
This. Even my fellow pikeys are betting on Mayweather to win.

>>39321394
Pretty close, desu.
Coventry here.
Also gay.

>>39321328
I was a social retard all throughout school and I still am, I've been rejected from every job I've applied for and I was too dumb to pay attention in college so I dropped out before I failed. My life is fucking awful I hate being a NEET so much.

>>39321403

Is McGregor a pikey or just a paddy?

dunno how to go about this fight lads

>try to stay up till 4am which is just the beginning of the event
or
>try to wake up at 4am meaning I'd have to go to sleep in the next few hours

>>39321394
bristol here, but i'm down for a cheeky bumming ;)

>>39321423
Is there a difference?
Originali

>>39321400
>Hating Southerners
>Irrational

>>39321417

Also quite plump too

>>39321439

We don't really give a shit about northerners, we're not all out in this massive conspiracy against you, why do you blame all of your problems on us?

>>39321423
Just a paddy as far as I know, lad

>>39321434
Apparently, we're a distinct ethnic group..we wuz celts n sheeiit

shut the fuck up about this fight please
it's a fucking joke, rocky 5 is a better watch

Don't all northerners hate Mancunians?

Why do those cunts act like their dirge music is some God given gift to the world?

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Correct list. Anything else is Paki hating Brexiteer style.

>>39321468
Fookin southern faries

Why is everyone obsessed with the ~big fight~? Just don't get it lads. Maybe it's just me because I don't like gambling or blood sports.

>>39321418

Sorry to hear about that anon, how old are you currently? You can still turn it around.

Will any of you casual faggots watch GGG v Canelo?

>>39321488
>Don't all northerners hate Mancunians?
I think the only people who like Manchester are middle class southern white people in their late teens to mid 20s.

>>39321502
its a pretty stupid matchup but it'll at least be a somewhat interesting spectacle. like the hulk hogan vs rocky balboa exhibition match. plus I can just stream it for free so why not watch

>>39321477

"Oi, get off ye fat lazy arse and bring us over that chainsaw"

>Pikeyanon proceeds to stall for 15 minutes while reading britfeel

>>39321492
Pringles aren't that good anymore. They've changed the formula or something as every tube I've got recently tasted stale.

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>laugh out loud at a britfeel post
>mum asks what's funny
>say nothing
>hear normie brother mutter "that's not normal" to mum after I've gone upstairs

Ah yes

>>39321365
I think I'd agree with this

>>39321400
I think we're more fond of northeners than southerners desu

>>39321394
>>39321444
Absolutely howling lads

>>39321439
yeah but to be fair they aren't part of the master race like us northern folk.
sing song time lads. all us northerners know it.
>oh,i'd,rather be a paki than a southerner
>oh,id rather be a paki than a southerner
>i'd rather be a paki
>rather be a paki
>rather be a paki than a southerner

>48 posters
Christ are there really that many of you? I want 48 replies to confirm.

>>39321492
patrician taste, anon. put cheese and onion walkers and sensations a bit higher, though

>>39321531

Tilde, can you please estimate when your sister was last creampied?

Kind regards

>>39321538
I R a poster

>>39321502
because boxing has been dead for years and mcgregor is hugely popular so it's like nostalgia for when boxers were household names

>>39321538
Let me samefag 40 times.

>>39321492
What bout Tyrells?

>>39321538
yeah, chap

Where can I watch the fight for free? It's a very expensive ppv.

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>>39321394
>>39321417
>tfw Warwickshire for uni

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>>39321531
Your family sound pretty toxic desu
Why do you think they're like that?

>>39321538

I am a poster too

>>39321558
Down the local boozer

>>39321502
Because it's a meme fight. This isn't a chess-tier battle of skill from two equal men at the top of the sport, it's one deluded Irish cunt trying to entertain and land a KO on a conservative boxing GOAT.

>>39321558
same way you watch any sport for free, it's very easy to find streams online, probably even get a food good ones posted on /sp/ beforehand

>>39321502
because if white guy wins black guys'll chimp out and we'll finally get a race war

>>39320639
Perhaps it's the fight?

Anyone know if there's a stream or whatever? It would be nice to watch.

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>>39321538
I am one of the 48. Don't expect 48 replies though, since not all posters may still be online.

>>39321567
wonder if your typical local pub with sky will actually stay open for it

Apparently, my accommodation is streaming the fight in the lobby TV from midnight to 5am.

Like hell I'm staying up for that.

You are all enraging my autism

I'm a 30 year old obsessive boxing fan who loses his shit when casuals get interested in big fights

In particular a circus like this

>>39321531
wow what cunts

>>39321504
I turned 20 this year, I know people would say "oh that's really young" but honestly they wouldn't understand how being as asocial as I am cripples you in life, I have no friends or anything, no idea how to converse with people, I think I'm fucked desu.

I'm thinking about joining the army as a last ditch attempt to sort myself out and if that doesn't work I'll probably just an hero.

>>39321575
Can you and /pol/ please stop deluding yourself? You'd think this was the first time Mayweather fought a white guy.

>>39321523
Perk of being the boss's son tbqhwulad

>>39321594
>from midnight to 5am

so they're cutting it off when it's just about to begin? kek

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>>39321601
I bet Connor gets a lucky punch and wins

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>>39321612
Maybe the staff here doesn't know timezone exists.

>>39321492
This is such a terrible list

>>39321529
I've never liked Pringles, don't see what the appeal is. They taste weird, either the texture or saltiness

>>39321538
Reporting in

>>39321547
Younger sister probably today. Older sister I'd guess tonight

>>39321561
I don't think they're that bad. Mummy can be really nice at times but very mean too. My normie brother and fat normie sister are extremely unpleasant, not sure what caused that. My older sister and other brother are alright desu

>>39321608
ah yes him fighting a white boxer is the same and a white guy with little to no boxing experience telling a black guy to "dance, boy" and talking shit none stop also tons of black people have bet on merryweather so when they lose their money it'll kick off, when white guys everywhere get all smug it'll kick off, when mcgregor gets all smug it'll kick off, when black people realize a white guy can beat up a trained black guy at what's considered a black guy sport it'll kick off

>>39321575
Mcgregor's only doing this for the money. A win would just be a bonus

>>39321640
how many siblings do you have, tilde?

>>39321652
No it wont it's just a boxing match. It's just /pol/ and a few retards on black twitter who care about this stuff.

>>39321492
probably the worst list i have ever seen

>salt and viniger walkers in shit tier
>sensations and pickled onion monster munch in low tier
>ready salted walker in top tier
>all the god tier crisps are salted

absolute shit list. who ever made this has god awful taste

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>>39321619

reeeeeeeeee stop it reeeeeeeee

literally raging

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>>39321492
>no Worcestershire sauce French Fries

>2017
>no bulimic tranny britfeel gf

>>39321671
so I list tons of reasons it will and you're only reasons it won't is
>lol no one cares (even though it's objectively one of the most hyped fighting events this year)
>it's just a boxing match (not a reason to indicate it won't kick off)

>>39321492
>Cool original
rank

>>39321640
Pringles were good because they were light and you could eat loads in one sitting. Certain flavours were tasty but I admit that they rarely tasted like the flavour written on the tube.

>2017
>walkers still haven't made the tomato sauce crisps a regular item

>>39321594
Back when I was a student at Aberystwyth university Floyd was due to fight and it was being streamed at the students union and would have brought in thousands of bongs that night. The university was already in financial hardships.

The fight was cancelled due to the feminist society campaigning against Floyd and the issues with his wife.

7 pints down after hearing the announcement and cancelling other plans, I angrily started a riot and we bumrushed the feminist meeting in the library in a style simlar to randy marsh on south park when they trashed the Fed-ex building.

>>39321609

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/en-gb/880/541/953/close-star-lane-travellers-site-which-being-used-as-an-illegal-dump/

lol

>only attracted to women
>hmm I guess traps are okay but only when they really are very passable
>couple years later
>hmm I suppose even when they're just gay lads in drag they're still attractive so long as they're incredibly feminine
>couple years later
>hmm I could really fuck one of these gay lads who's totally shaven and more feminine than masculine but still very clearly a male and doesn't wear girly clothing but maybe some makeup

what's become of me, just give me some faggot who fully shaves and loves to suck cock and take it up the bum already

>2017
>no obese warwickshire bf

>>39321640
>Younger sister probably today. Older sister I'd guess tonight

bloody hell. do they live with their fellas or something?

>>39321723
>I angrily started a riot and we bumrushed the feminist meeting in the library
I believe we need more details. Greentext please.

>>39321741
I think it's just jealousy speaking

>>39321741
Its tilde doing the creampieing

>>39321705
>I list tons of reasons it will
And all those reason arent enough to literally start a race war. At BEST you'll get some random drunken chimp outs and they'll trash their own neighbourhoods like always but millions of Americans arent going to start going to war with each other over a freak show fight.

>>39321400
Trust me, north Midlanders hate southerners.

>>39321760
I wasn't saying race war literally I just mean a lot of racially motivated attacks

>>39321668
>two older half brothers
>one older sister
>one younger sister

Also had a brother who died before I was born

>>39321741
The older one moved out with her bf. The younger one goes to her bfs almost every day

>>39321776

i think you're missing something major here. irish people aren't white

>>39321762

Warwickshire here, we hate you whining Northern cunts as well

>>39320763
Well know you know exactly how minorities feel walking around. Hope this taught you a lesson

>>39321787
Good, to have a spot of mutual hate lad.

>>39321781
darks only care about tone not heritage

>>39321787
>I am an entire county and I speak for everyone in my county
stop

>>39321781
*tips SS cap*

>>39321780
Ever get scared that their boyfriends will see you sleeping in
your tranny outfit, sneak in your room and bum you?

>>39321781
Is this the worst meme to ever come out of /pol/?

>>39321801

He thinks he can speak for the whole north midlands

>>39321812
that's her fetish

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>>39321820

its like you don't even know your countries history

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>>39321812
>implying she doesn't obnoxiously flirt with them in an attempt to get a good bumming from Chad

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>>39321640
I guess its not all bad then, but it does suck that they sound very judgmental and they seem to shun you. Its not nice especially when its in your own home.

Worcestershire here, can confirm people from Shropshire are cunts

>>39321827
Well everyone hates my city so for the most part we hate everyone else in turn.