Can we get a rap thread going?

no. worst thing to happen to music desu

I'll start it off:

Aging broads are rage from God
For a decade they have amazing bods
Even plain dames hot as flaming dogs
I'd beg a nagging slag to yank her top
She brags she's off the rag, the wanking stops
When I see that saggy flop was no hardened fake talk
I hop in my Jalopy, start it and take off
Nightwear is a nightmare, I get silly ill from frilly silk
She's way past her date like un-refrigerated milk
Has faith in anti-aging pills, thinks an 8 would date her still
I would degrade her til, the pain of age would kill, I'm the mayor of Haterville

It's just talking over drums.

No time for effort, I have dyslexia but I'm an angel like Ansel Elgort. I play(Game)Boy, no Hugh Hefner, I huff room cleanser and F5 my wrestling blog like Brock Lesnar. I have mumps so I cut my legs to stumps and I'm blind so I read bumps and read to pugs and read to bugs and clean my own mugs and play Bubsy with the hubby after I cleaned my cubby. I got endorphins when I was born an orphan now I eat large portions and wish I was an abortion, no horsin' (around).

>>39317925
That was actually pretty good anon

>>39318191
Many thanks for the (you), I post all the time in rap threads and rarely get noticed.

>>39318092
Not too bad anon keep it up
>>39318227
How not?
You are literally too good to be ignored

>>39318466
You also replied to my other post (092), which was literal diarrhea I thought of as I was typing just to bump the thread, haha.

I think the rap threads get clogged with too many "nigga nigga!" posts instead of people who try and put any effort in, which only a couple of people do.

>>39318499
The nigga posting is prob shitpost

this world is fucked from all the sin'in
i see no end to the killin
O'lord please save the children
Still feel em on my back
red cloaked and hooded villians

But i try to Sit back and Relax
Smoke a bowl
to unshackle my soul
Cause i know the place to start is
deep within my heart
But who art thou to
Judge me
When you cast the blame
You'll feel the sting of the bee
and when your finally so high
all up in the sky
you will realize
you can't float like a butterfly

It's just the fastest way to die
when your living a lie

Such a Canadian, I'm feeling afraid when
spotting maple leaves out of shade again
That could ruin our next pride parade event
A Ru Paul sighting? I cried and prayed he went
I also maintain politeness to violent bikers
and inmates of Rikers, like they my friends
15 degree days cause us to flay and shave our head
Soon enough, basic income will pay us bread
to stay at home and lay in bed

Don't downplay the importance of Tim Horton's
The doctor's cutting me off like jorts or foreskin
Secretly snorting portions of donuts into my organs
Last year's pumpkin spice balled harder than Corgan

>tfw every time I post in a thread, it dies

>>39319952
My turn to kill a thread fug off

>>39317910
Rap can be good if done right mumble rap is the worst thing to happen to music

This is now officially a "Let me kill it" thread.

Now let me kill the thread. Nobody post after me.

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>>39317885
Good ol' Em has some of the best technical skill out there when it comes to spitting bars. I'll pour one out tonight in his honor.

>>39320786
>tfw post funny ass jokes in three different threads and all those threads immediately die.

May as well kill a fourth one.

>>39317925
>>39319064
>>39319321
https://youtu.be/H6iefP8lf3o

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gL1qL5hKko

remember, normies hate rap unless you are a yank

bottom of the shit pile since the womb
distant recluse another cobweb in the tomb

battle of Stalingrad raging in my head
persistent thoughts keep rushing, I wish I was dead

>>39317925
>>39318092
tight, keep em coming

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>>39317925
noice lad. moar commin?

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Can't get a gf don't wanna be in this rat race
lift mad weights until my back aches
drink bland shakes with bad taste
only gonna make it half way with this jacked face
bitches truing me down like pancakes


Is it my stature or the swag,fresh off the couch ware
No one respects me can't speak without fear
never had gf parents think i'm no doubt queer
whenever i speak up I get cut off like US Healthcare

School kicked me out,they didn't want to invest in him
in the slow class, couldn't keep up with the rest of them
didn't know that, if my grades go bad minimum wage wild be my destiny
now I'm getting old fast, thinking of premature rest in peace
continue living because mom and old man pressure me
to stop being a restless NEET and go out there and fetch those dreams
because sitting on my ass looking at frogs on this old dusty screen
isn't going to get me shit expect a taste in sissy porn and cuckoldry

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>>39317885
>2k17
>listening to degenerate nigger music
3/10 made me reply

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I dont know how to rap
Yea Im a piece of crap
All I do is browse x and larp
All you do is push karts
Im chilling here in r9k because im smart
I dont care if youre dissing because i larp
Im lost and i sniff my own farts
I too will be pushing karts
My life is a mess
Wont ever fine a job with a desk
I can be edgy and say freak the rest
Im justtrying to find a place to rest
Everything seems like an utter waste
Im sitting here thinking about blowing my brains
Im lost yes im out of my lane
And I browse r9k and post about traps all day
My dad thinks that im a gay
But he doesnt know that girls with dicks is perfectly okay
And pol is screaming oy vey
Everyone is a goy and youre just part of the ploy.and im lost in this world
Because it swirls and swirls and all the girls they dont care but they always stare
So im Going my own way Satan has blesses my post
And lord knows that he failed me
Thats why im walking steadly
To the rope thats hanging in my bedroom.
This world smells like doom
And you know that i will always love you too
But rigghtnow im looking at the moon cutting this goats head off as a gift to you
I want a partner not a larper i summon a succubus and fall asleep
Something is grapping my fucking dick

https://youtu.be/DqhNHVZ12gs
Hit me up if you want to make a song with me. This all free style i got more crazy fire in me for reeeeel bruh r9k all the way bbbrrrrrrrrr fuck all these normies nah am saying they fucking boring and shit hahahahhaa shout out to o
Pepe and wojak you the real school shooters for reeeeeeel 100 hahaha

I'm too white to rhyme, my flow is just trash, but the aryan master race still kicks a nigger's ass

>>39322366
>never had gf parents think i'm no doubt queer
>whenever i speak up I get cut off like US Healthcare
this is low key fire

>>39317885
lol rap is gay what are you 15?

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>>39322826
>Hes still in the "I hate x so you must be x" mentality.

Stop.being such a caveman anon its embarrassing

>>39322896
its bait i didn't mean it :(

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>>39317885
AOTY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5bGS-j2lY

>>39317885

DEAD ON ARRIVAL; UPHEAVAL MACHINATIONS
IM DRINKING STARBUCKS IN THE PREGNANCY QUADRANT
WHERE WILL U BE WHEN THE COLLAPSE HAPPENS
UR ASS IS GRASS. HAHAHAHA. UR ASS IS GRASS. HAHAHAHA.

AT THE END OF THE BUS LANE
STARLESS AMPUTATED LEG BILLBOARD LIGHTS UP IN FRONT OF ME AND SPEAKS IN A CODE LANGUAGE MY CHILDREN UNDERSTOOD FROM BIRTH

>>39317885
Why that wigger above 40 is always acting like a teen in his videos? that's cringey, he is too fucking old for that
If he was in his 30 maybe it could be passable, but after 40 you look stupid no matter what
It's like watching madonnam or roastie spears pretending to be sexy and they only look desperate to stay relevant
Yet, americans seems to like that, why?

>>39317925
nang shit desu how long did that take you?

10/ fucking 10

>>39317885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6TUaHYhRjQ

>>39317925
That's pretty nice anon, I like the multi syllable rhyming scheme and that you didn't only rhyme that last word of a sentence. Props!

I'll contribute I guess:

my flow spits acid and splits atoms, corrosive.
all knowing write a holy book of life like Moses.
I'm overdosing on wisdom, and overthrowing the system
humanity institutionalized by the television.
I'm a prophet in modern times heaven sent in a humans eyes
I preach to kids and teach the parents bout media lies.
I write lyrical and perhaps some quite subliminal,
untypical, songs with a meaning so deep its like a swimming pool,
keep this unique like Aztec culture,
im white but not a vulture, could smolder a thousand soldiers.
you know just by reading this i keep nothing secretive,
making sure the teacher is, wise enough to teach the kids.
I'm sure you realize theorizing in most eyes,
is wrong and unjustified just because they want to steal ya pride,
and im supposed to stay quiet and compromise with hypocrites,
look at this, a world on fire, we all know who the villain is.

>>39319321
Leaf rapper here as well, lets form a duo

>>39319321
>>39324257
Ayyy I'm Canadian too.
>>39324213
Best one itt.