I'm never going to find her. I'm never going to find

Lol sucks to be you man
T. Has a wife (not gonna share her btw)

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>>39316240
sad thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTA2buWlNyM

>>39316252

FUCK OFF

YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON

YOU ONLY POSTED THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD

YOU'RE A BAD PERSON

>>39316266

>implying

Get in the sad boys channel, boy

https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/4ejx1jl7arupwrsjtp

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>>39316240
I-I'm okay with it, anon...

>>39316240
Does she have to look post-air brush tier perfect like your pic OP?

>>39316298
You have a girl willing to suck a gun for you. How can you compare yourself to me?

I know this feel.

Do you also feel a desire to die in war when you think about this?

>>39316267
>taking shitposts this seriously

>>39316298
>tfw no girl will ever have this much trust in you

>>39316370

>"You really are the stupid one"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>39316240
This pic reminds me of an The Loom's album cover by Somali Yacht Club.
Good band, great music.

But goodluck postponing your suicide anon.

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>>39316453
>goodluck postponing your suicide

>>39316240
Find a board gaming meetup in your area
I've met awesome autistic nerdy girls who like drinking and watching rick and morty with guys

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>>39316503
>Find a board gaming meetup in your area

>>39316515
>I want to meet cute nerdy girls
>I don't want to go to events where I can meet cute nerdy girls
WHY AM I VIRGIN?

>>39316548

FucK OFF

JUMP IN THE RIVER AND DROWN

>>39316305
Of course not you flabby retard

>>39316566

i'm not him but you are currently experiencing this:

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Backfire_effect

>>39316566
On wednesay, I played game with some girls, then we went to the park and smoked weed with one of their male friends, then we hung out at a girls place(she put on her cat ears, she's asian) and just talked until 6am
Just go for it man

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>>39316600
>>39316590

Pls stopp

>>39316305
I'd feel insecure as hell if she did.

>>39316240
>held hands
Why are betas so obsessed with hand holding? You guys are clearly ALL gay.

>>39316655
I assume it's emotional fulfillment

I ain't gonna lie, pic related looks hot but 3D women are useless. You should have some other goals instead of chasing women.

>>39316666
You hold hands with your grandma to pull her off the toilet. You hold hands with your very young family members so they don't get hit by taxis. Betas consider it sex though. Wtf is wrong with you clowns

>>39316634
I talking to the asian girl on facebook now, she likes wearing cat ear as a casual way of cosplay
>I'm gonna make her call me daddy

>>39316692
Are you being intentionally retarded?

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>>39316655
>>39316692
Anon, girl hands are cute.

>>39316240
are you ugly/fat? what are your requirements for a girl physically?
this could be me

>>39316748
Mine aren't.

Fuck I'm such an ugly pos.

>>39316820
Hands are feminine and sensitive,they'r like feet basically
Don't worry

>>39316837
Feet are like hooves.

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>>39316837
Anon you don't understand..

And I'm just as ugly as my hand. Maybe more.

1.Nobody fucking cares about your virginity. I'm serious. Stop thinking it's a big deal. It's not. You're the only one who cares.

2.Girls who love books and anime aren't rare. Girls who are okay with a depressed guy, well, that's your only challenge. Drinking and crying aren't sexy, dude.

>>39316912
As long as you're skinny, you have nothing to worry about

>>39316941
I'm skinny, but I've got barely tits and barely hips.
>azn syndrome

I'm pretty much a genetic failure.

>>39316820
>Mine aren't.
Why not?

>>39316240

Women really can't go beyond hominid, now can they?

Thousands of years of civilization, with values and virtues that transcend this jungle shit and STILL when you let them decide, they'll go for the dude with the harem of women in the past.

>>39316240
> hadn't even held hands with a girl at 25

That's not the problem, the problem is you're a mentally ill 25 yo that wants to talk about anime. You shouldn't be putting off that suicide for much longer.

>>39316974
If you wear cat ears I'll be all over you

>>39317015
You realize you're talking to a man, yes?

>>39317030
He doesn't. He also doesn't realize that man hand belongs to a man.

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>>39316240
are we all gonna make it or not?

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>>39317048
Nah brah. But I see why you'd think that. I'm uglier than sin.

>>39316634
Literally acting like an 11 year old. You either pick up your life and take it where you want (its not impossible, at all) or quit crying on 4chan xdd

>>39316912
>And I'm just as ugly as my hand.
So you are qt?

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>>39316503
>rick & morty
>cringe.jpg

also all the nerd shops around me are full of guys

You might find her, but the she will either be mentally ill or below average looking.

Hope you're willing to settle.

>>39317124
>not liking rick and morty
Guess it makes sense why nobody wants you

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>>39316748
That doesn't make handholding part of sex. You betas just love trying to prove who's the biggest faggot and you make up new gay terms to make sure you YOU are the biggest faggot of all.

>I'm a virgin.
>Oh yeah? Well I'm a KISSLESS virgin!
>Oh yeah?? Well I'm a HUGLESS, KISSLESS virgin
>*ohhhhhh shiiiit!!!*
>Really? Well I'm a KISSLESS... HUGLESS.... HAND-HOLD-LESS virgin!
>*OHHH FUCKK NIGGAA!!!*
>You guys may as well be Chads. Me though? *chuckles and adjusts glasses* I'm a KISSLESS, HUGLESS, HANDHOLDLESS, LOOK-ATLESS, PHONECALLLESS, SPOKEN-DIRECTLY-TO-LESS *goes super sayan* BE-IN-THE-SAME-ROOM-LESS, SAME-SPECIES-AS-LESS, HETEROSEXUAL-LESS, LOOKED-AT-THE-SAME-THING-AT-THE-SAME-TIME-LESS V I R G I N!
>*all the other betas get blasted away, mindblown by the protofaggot"

And just so you know, the spell check flagged every one of those terms you guys love to use. They're not even words. You've literally invented your own faggotry.

>>39317070
Your jeans are falling off you, pull that shit up, you retard.

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>>39316912
>tfw my hands are more girly and smaller than girl hands.

>>39317070
>this dude bent an evergreen into a circle with those hands

>>39317176
It's not about sex, it's about intimacy.
Intimacy doesn't require genital contact.

>>39317176
Holding hands is like, really nice though, very validating

>>39316748
>cartoon drawings, for the mentally ill demographic, of girl hands are cute

Meanwhile, in the real world >>39316912

>>39317070
I would still fuck you, anon

>made out with a girl a few weeks after I turned 25
>now I know how the warmth and affection of other humans feels
>this has been months ago and I've reverted back to my pre-kissing self
I'm LONGING for affection! You hear me! Longing! I wish I remained a kissless virgin, it pains me every day to know how affection feels without having it regularly in my life.
Today I dreamed about kissing another girl and I've even tasted her slightly salty skin. Sad!

>>39317196
>this dude
Welp, there goes my confidence!

JK that left a long time ago.

Why're you digging on me anyway? What did I ever do to you? That photo is one of my favorite in the world cause I was really proud of the wreath I made.

>>39317239
>>39317226
It means nothing. You grip the hand of every person you introduce yourself to. It has nothing to do with sex, virginity, nor intimacy.

I'm betting that anime has something to do with this.

>>39317277
Not those guys, but touching/holding hands can have different connotations in different contexts, you dimwit.

>>39317070
With some cat ears I'd definitely hold your hand

>tfw rough hands that would probably hurt cute girl hands if I held them anyway

>>39317070
Maybe I have low standarts but I don't think you're ugly.
Also how tall are you?

and she also has to be as attractive as the girl in your pic, right?

>>39317344
No, you grotty cunt.

>>39317344
Could be a bit better, her tits are too disproportionate to the rest of her body.

>>39317276
You're the one who came in here talking about your shitty self image and frankly I don't know what's going on with your gender. What I do know is that you have wide wrists, an anime boobies mouse pad, and enjoy working with wood.

>>39316912
I'd benis any girl who used that mouse

>>39317395
Just ask her to show her feet ffs

>>39317435
You're telling someone else to ask someone to show her feet for you, all whilst everyone involved is anonymous? How omega/mentally ill are you?

>>39317276
>That photo is one of my favorite in the world cause I was really proud of the wreath I made.
It's a nice wreath.

>>39317363
>>39317379
I find men who are advanced-aged virgins have crazy high standards... while searching for a mate I started with hopeless nerd men who were on a similar level as I was and they felt they were too good for me, then tried my luck with a guy who was a normal adult and actually attractive, five years later we're engaged

their only concept of women is women in porn I guess

>>39317465
>I find men who are advanced-aged virgins have crazy high standards

Almost every single time they are using that to mask their insecurity.

>>39316240
You know whats worse anon
Finding her to then have her never talk to you

>>39317465
I'm >>39317379, I've been in three long term relationships and I was 100% serious about what I've said. Had better.

>"tried my luck"

I'm sure the deep emotional bond you two share is beyond physical appearance and transcends these mortal, simple philosophies.

>>39316240
Who the fuck is this
Origami

>>39317480
Clearly you've never met the guy who refuses to hook up with a fat girl.

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I just hate that girls seem to think I'm blaming them or attacking them when I complain about being alone, saying I'm "entitled" and stuff like that.
I understand why they don't find me attractive, I'm not mad at them for it.
I'm not saying they're bad people for not wanting somebody like me.

It's just hard for me to deal with being alone sometimes, and I just want to vent a little bit, maybe talk to somebody who knows how I feel, but women think I'm blaming them for it.

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>>39317461
Thanks anon. I think that's the best thing I've heard all week. :)

Here, have a homemade ryouri post. ^~^

>>39316503
>reddit and memey
yeah great way to find a blue-haired fat female

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>>39318139
>>39317461
In fact, have two~

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i will die with contact so might as well post this
are women EVER the ones to make the first approach?

>>39318369
maybe when it's for a rich chad
otherwise no
anyone who says otherwise is a bare-faced liar

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>>39316240
Can you stop talking about it then its really annoying

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>>39316503
>board games
>crappy shitpost central cartoon
>le awkward xD rawr
Good bait

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>>39318369
When you look good.

Otherwise no.

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>>39318251
I found at least 1 pornstar that likes it

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>>39316240
No, you won't. And the people who tell you that we're all gonna make it? Normie scum, all of them.

>>39316240
>me
>loney half chad half autist
>meet qt girl decide i want sum fuck
>chadmode activate
>lie to her, manipulate her, constantly deflecting questions about the future, what i see in her, what i want out our little relationship
>fuck her on the second date
>she constantly says things like, i could just lay here and look at you all day, i just wanna kiss you over and over
>tells me she loves videogames, mentions anime and how one of her friends makes paintings from her favorite shows
>i dont even like anime but im amazed at how open she is, and how in touch with herself she is
>she constantly cracks little jokes making me truly happy (rare)
>tells me that the sex is amazing
>muh feels
>none of it matters, as i have to go back to school tomorrow
>she knows, and seemed so sad, as i pretty much beat around the bush regarding if i was going to give a shit about her once i left
>wake up today bawling my eyes out because i just took something so pure, kind, a girl who made me feel really happy and used her up, like some sort of disposable camera
>why am i like this?
>why cant i ever enjoy something without ruining it??

>>39318865
she was like that because of how you treated her, so don't beat yourself up for it
some sensitive beta who only wanted to have an emotional connection would have been ignored by her

she loves me not

>>39316385
my time here is done guys cya

>>39316240
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin at 25. You don't have to share your past with women if you don't want to. There are women who date nerds but you have to get a nerdy job where women work such as a laboratory.

>>39316240
You think you have it bad? At least you aren't gay. I'm not even attracted to men but what can I do, I was born gay. A woman will never want to date a homo like me.

>>39316240
sauce on this 10/10 golden bitch, or moar?

>>39319071
Can you explain how you're gay if you want a woman and not a man?

>>39319096
Idk dude, they all think I'm gay but I'm not so I may as well be gay

>>39319111
checked. The only way out of everyone thinking you're gay is weightlifting. In middle school people would tell me they though I was a girl at first glance, and in high school everyone assumed I was gay even though I'm not. creatine works for easier gains but people like us have to work out all the time or lose all muscle again like I have now.

>>39319192
But isn't being in shape another gay stereotype?

>>39316548
to the depths of hell is where you're going, shitbird

>>39319220
The significance of it is that your hormones become manlier. You automatically gain confidence directly from that effect. Then I always stop the habit and become gay-like again and disgustingly insecure, as I am now.
You are correct but it's a much stronger, less ambiguous gay stereotype to have weak arms.