Where do I find a friend?

Up your butt and round the corner.

>>39315358
I agree. The prostate is the best friend a man can have.

>>39315320
Wherever there's dogs.

>>39315320
You don't have a chance anymore. I've been friendless for over a decade now.

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Play some video games and talk to people

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>>39315376
if onIy it was easier to get to

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Right here fren

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I am a dog. Want to be friend?

>>39315409
Whats hard about sticking your finger in your ass? My dick.

>>39315443
Its like I have to awkwardly squat and twist my arm at an awkward angle only to press on one side of it. When I massage my prostate nothing happens except feeling like I'm about to pee and cum at the same time, then sensation goes away when I take the finger away.

No, I'm not sticking objects up my ass, or even fingering my ass except in the shower after a shit.

Go back to your steam thread.

>>39315489
You're fucking disgusting. The prostate is a meme.

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>>39315501
Why do you hate your asshole?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTc0G2a9aGo