My dog fucked up his dick trying to fuck woodchips. Why is he

What domestic breed was it

>>39315422
>When you're too lit to use the correct tense

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>my dog broke into the trash can and made a mess
>laststraw.jpg
>tfw i just poisoned my dog with 600 mg of caffeine pills
he's shaking and gagging right now. lol.

>>39315506
>my dog broke into the trash can and made a mess
>tfw i just poisoned my dog with 600 mg of caffeine pills

How about you end all of the messes in your life, and poison yourself?

>>39315506
yea actually kys but good bait.

>>39315553
im not baiting.
>>39315525
why should i kill myself? you've clearly never dealt with an annoying mut

>>39315506
honestly abusing dogs is half the fun of owning one

>tending to chickens
>puppy keeps walking up trying to bite them and spooking them
>wont listen, i pull him away
>keeps going back
>Thats it you piece of shit
>grab him by the tail and the ears
>do a spin and so long gay bowser his ass across the yard
>lands with a roll and runs away yelping
Try me again you little bastard.

>>39315573
good job. too many people spoil these fucks.

am i the only one who gets a hard on after beating animals for fucking shit up?

>>39315573
>>39315665
>>39315506


I choose to feel rage at you, for it is better to be baited than to be feelless.

>>39315570
>buys sentient being https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentience#Animal_welfare.2C_rights.2C_and_sentience /

>kills it because is annoying.

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>>39315690
I bought an airgun from walmart to kill anything that walks onto my property.

Going to upgrade to a PCP rifle.

A lot of mexicans let their chihuahuas run loose here. You can bet I'm going to place a pellet square between its huge bulging eyes.

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>>39315706
you sound perfect. marry me anon.

>>39315706
won't someone see you though, even through a window?

>>39315719
Who gives a shit, man? It's his property so you can do that for trespassing.

>>39315706
Godspeed, anon. I was gonna lay some chocolate and caff pills around the lawn but I'm not sure it'd work.

>>39315752
are you allowed to hurt someone of their pet even if they're on your property, and it won't count as assault?

>>39315774
In the US, yeah. Your home is your castle as they say.

>>39315573
if this isn't bait then you are the scum of the earth

>>39315714
homogay with qt poisoner rapist animal killer bf.

God damn dog abusers in this thread I'll fucking find you REEEEEWEEE

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>>39315706
>>39315573
>>39315506
why are dogfuckers so easy to bait?

>>39315506
>lol.

let's kill living thing.

Enjoy 9th grade next year, champ

>>39315841
i wasn't baiting. caffeine pills only cost like 10 bucks. it's not hard to kill dogs.
>>39315812
true love
>>39315851
im 19.

>>39315196

A man once killed himself by trying to fuck a cow heart hooked to a car battery.
Sometimes animals do stupid shit when they're horny.
Who knows what it was thinking.