well look who decided to come out of his room.

>>39312431
why do I live in a restaurant

>>39312431
H-haha s-sieg hiel.

>s-s-sorry the veal is taking so long... I thought I should come out to tell you there will be ten more minutes before we can serve the appetizer... s-sieg heil...

>>39312431

MAZEL TO-ERR I MEAN

>>39312431
"Sorry goyim, but the showahead isn't working, could one of you be a mensch and help me fix it, preferably free of charge?"

>>39312448
ive literally never laughed harder then when i read this

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>>39312431
Sorry I'm late. These things take awhile to load...

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>>39312431
I- I was just, uh, preparing the matzo ball- UH I MEAN weinerschnitzel. Heil Hitler! ...oy vey...

>>39312431
How could Hitler leave his room if he already shot himself in the head?

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>>39312431
Why is my apartment having a Nazi house party?

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>>39312431
you will never EVER leave your room to this...

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>>39312431
>tfw no nazi-bros to teach you how to be manly and get a wife
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNT6Kr8c83k

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>>39312431
>these jackboots are too tight
>this room is full of untermenschen
>tfw Hans keeps making fun of the way I salute

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Hola I mean Auffen scraffen gringos........uhhhhhh no speake Aleman? Amigos si?

>>39312728
help us in the race war against the blacks and you can keep Mexico

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>>39312771
D-deal
victoria mi sanadora! victoria mi sanadora!victoria mi sanadora!
>eats a taco