Look upon it. Look upon its glory and weep, ye unwashed horde,

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Look upon it. Look upon its glory and weep, ye unwashed horde, ye lesser thans, ye untermensch! All history has led to this, the most glorious achievement to ever grave the material realm. For in the cosmos there exists not so great an achievement as the burger. "But oh mighty American" you mutter, "Why is the burger great?" Well listen my child. All of history has led to this food, nay, not merely a food; The APOTHEOSIS of life itself! For when the first cell began to respirate it was for the burger. When the underwater beasts of the Cambrian sea tore each other apart based on pure instinct it was for the burger. When the first vertebrae crawled upon the land the burger was his foresight. These buns made from wheat; descended from that grown in the very fields defended by Sparta at the hot gate. This beef derived from the sacred Aurox given to mankind as wealth from the gods, These vegetables grown in the ground tread by pioneers and conquistadors, and for what? The holy burger! Why did man worship fire? For he knew that it would one day bring him the ultimate reward of a flamebroiled patty. Why did Sun tzu invent the art of war? Why did Caesar cross the Rubicon? Why did Christ die? Why did Odeacer sack Rome? Why did Ghenghis ride across Asia? The achievements of all the scientists, all the mathemeticians, have led to one divine purpose; The creation of the burger. It is the pinnacle of all foods. The perfect ratio of carbohydrates, protein and fat. The most delicious food imaginable. All will bend the knee to America, for all will sing praises of the mighty burger.

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Look upon it. Look upon its glory and weep, ye unwashed horde, ye lesser thans, ye untermensch! All history has led to this, the most glorious achievement to ever grave the material realm. For in the cosmos there exists not so great an achievement as the burger. "But oh mighty American" you mutter, "Why is the burger great?" Well listen here my child and listen well. All of history has led to this food, nay, not merely a food; The APOTHEOSIS of life itself! For when the first cell began to respirate it was for the burger. When the underwater beasts of the Cambrian sea tore each other apart based on pure instinct it was for the burger. When the first vertebrae crawled upon the land the burger was his foresight. These buns made from wheat; descended from that grown in the very fields defended by Sparta at the hot gate. This beef derived from the sacred Aurox given to mankind as wealth from the gods, These vegetables grown in the ground tread by pioneers and conquistadors, and for what? The holy burger! Why did man worship fire? For he knew that it would one day bring him the ultimate reward of a flamebroiled patty. Why did Sun tzu invent the art of war? Why did Caesar cross the Rubicon? Why did Christ die? Why did Odeacer sack Rome? Why did Ghenghis ride across Asia? The achievements of all the scientists, all the mathemeticians, have led to one divine purpose; The creation of the burger. It is the pinnacle of all foods. The perfect ratio of carbohydrates, protein and fat. The most delicious food imaginable. All will bend the knee to America, and All will sing praises of the burger!

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Look upon it. Look upon its glory and weep, ye unwashed horde, ye lesser thans, ye untermensch! All of the universe has led to this, the most glorious achievement to ever grace the material realm. For in the cosmos there exists not so great an achievement as the burger. "But oh mighty American" you mutter, "Why is the burger great?" Well listen my child. All of history has led to this food, nay, not merely a food; The APOTHEOSIS of life itself! For when the first cell began to respirate it was for the burger. When the underwater beasts of the Cambrian sea tore each other apart based on pure instinct it was for the burger. When the first vertebrae crawled upon the land the burger was his foresight. These buns made from wheat; descended from that grown in the very fields defended by Sparta at the hot gate. This beef derived from the sacred Aurox given to mankind as wealth from the gods, These vegetables grown in the ground tread by pioneers and conquistadors, and for what? The holy burger! Why did man worship fire? For he knew that it would one day bring him the ultimate reward of a flamebroiled patty. Why did Sun tzu invent the art of war? Why did Caesar cross the Rubicon? Why did Christ die? Why did Odeacer sack Rome? Why did Ghenghis ride across Asia? The achievements of all the scientists, all the mathemeticians, have led to one divine purpose; The creation of the burger. It is the pinnacle of all foods. The perfect ratio of carbohydrates, protein and fat. The most delicious food imaginable. All will bend the knee to America, and All will sing praises of the burger!

God bless the burger and those who order it. Eating a hamburger is panamount to dieing on a cross.

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>>39311645
>american cheese

why not cheddar?

pepperjack jalapeno