Welp. Turns out the slut i was trying to bang might just be a dyke. Or swing both ways.
And ever since i hit on her, she and her butch avoid me like the plague.
Life is funny.
>>39308682
Don't worry Elric, just let stormbringer drink their blood and you'll not worry of degenerate whores no more.
>>39308786
I just want to be a lover...
Not a red eyed screaming ghoul.
>>39308786
Stormbringer. The ultimate bro. Knows to put the hoes in their place.
>>39308910
>>39308786
For clarity's sake, there's only one place fit for whores.
In the fucking ground/
>>39308910
>Stormbringer
>bro
fuuuuuuuuuck no.
man stormbringer and Elric go hand in hand like an abusive husband and a battered wife.
Stormbringer kills his friends, lovers, and innocents.
Stormbringer makes Elric go crazy with blood lust in battle
Elric is dependent on Stormbringer to give him life due to his disease
Stormbringersucks his soul/lifeforce and becomes a chaos god to the new world Elric ushers in, thus making his whole fucking quest and sacrifice to bring balance to the universe useless
Stormbringer is a dick.
>>39309056
What an asshole originalcomment
>>39309509
yeah, there's also some other shit that the sword did.
But yeah, Elric is one messed up dude his life is a nightmare.
if anything he's the /co/ version of Guts.