>caught myself staring at an Asian boy in class Why did you

He's too Asian to ask you out

I stood behind one in an elevator for what felt like an hour today. It took every ounce of self control not to fuck him silly right there on the spot.

>>39307249
>Why did you guys have to turn me gay
were probably born gay desu

>>39307270
l don't think he's gay

>>39307249
they probably turned you gay cuz you dont live your life the way they want you to.

>>39307249
It's all 4.5s fault. That shameless tart. I used to dream about white qt 3.14 girls. This morning I woke up from a dream about cuddling an shy asian beta.

>>39307249
You're not gay. You're just so desperate for sex that you're willing to turn to men for it. Sadly you're too pathetic for any men.

>>39307308
>were probably born gay desu
post proof that anyone is actually born gay

>tfw no nerdy asian bf
why live?

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>>39307249
>Why did you guys have to turn me gay
How else are we going to get laid?

Relax though, you're probably just bi. Look at the girl in this pic. You're still attracted, right?

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>>39307249
>Tfw obvious twink/trap sits right next to you in discrete math
>Tfw can't stop thinking about fucking them

Oh golly geeze....

>>39307249
How cute is he?

>>39307379

He sounds pretty big league. Sorry boys I was grocery shopping for dinner tonight.

>>39307448
>post proof that anyone is actually born gay
post proof that anyone is actually born

>>39307448
Fags don't understand science, there's no point trying to explain it to them.

Post twink xock

>>39307607
no one is born straight either nigga

>>39307624
At least you understand enough to realize that.

I can't gay larp if you won't participate

>>39307588
Very cute he's clearly a foreigner from South Korea. English wasn't too broken but def soft spoken.

>>39307611
Who you callin a twink

>>39307771
you ya fruit

>>39307498
He looked more attractive than this girl but there are girls more attractive than him too

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>>39307249
>Felt my heart flutter when a cute man walked my way

I guess this is that part of that slippery slope where you start wishing you're the gf.

>>39307794
just hint that youd fug his bum and get it on, bein bi is cool

>>39307839

He's Asian, he won't pick up verbal hints.

He will understand body language though.

>>39307857
just tease him, eventually youll both get krunk and then you can grope him

>>39307831
I-it's normal to wonder what it feels like being the weak one in a hug, right?

Just lick his nipples. That always gets my Asian boyfriend hard as a cock

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>consider myself straight but would let myself be seduced by a qt femboy, pretending to resist at first so he becomes more desperate in his attempts until I slowly give in when I feel he's at peak lewdness

that's not gay, right?

>>39307991
yep thats gay, or bi at least if you still like girls

>>39307249
>Why did you guys have to turn me gay
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39308014
Yeah I still like girls, a lot more than boys. So the boy would basically have to be a trap.

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Anons struggling with their sexuality are cute! CUTE!

>>39307906
>I-it's normal to wonder what it feels like being the weak one in a hug, right?
tfw too much of a big guy for you to ever know.

>>39308035
I think asians are bottom of the sissy tiers

white and asian boys make the best girls

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>>39308084

Bottom sissy reporting in

>>39308116
love this image, I need a cute sissy just for me

>started at a new job today, met some of my coworkers
>a fat guy, a roastie, the manager, and this one guy
>effeminate, wearing skinny jeans and a nose ring
>manager giving a tour teaching me about the job
>can't stop staring at that boy's ass in those jeans
>already know i'm going to have a crush on the gayboy
>i'm fat and ugly and too socially retarded to flirt with him
>also don't want my workplace to know that i'm a fag

i'm on a diet and in the process of getting fit but it'll take a few months
can't really do anything about my busted face though...

>>39308200
>can't really do anything about my busted face though...
Wear a mask when you rape him.

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>>39307249
Man I wish there were cute Asian boys by me that were gay.
There is one I know, named Benji, but he makes it very clear that he is straight. He was sitting by me and all I did that whole hour was stare at his butt. He has a very cute figure. It's not fair.

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>>39307249
>at gym
>boismell
>muscular guys
What have I become

>>39307249
I swear that fucking hapaposter did a number on /r9k/.

Infact I'm pretty sure the excessive gayposting began shortly after his endless rants about beta engineer sissies.

>>39308400
>What have I become
Faggot

Destroyer of butts

>>39307249
I really REALLY want a asian bf

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Monitoring thread with interest.

>>39307308
being born gay is pseudoscience , no evidence whatsoever , you fell for a meme

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>catch myself staring at guys' asses when they walk past more than I do at women
>most of the guys even have better asses than the women

I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY

Cute! I started as "bi" but now all I look at/think about are guys desu.

>>39309708
>Cute! I started as "bi" but now all I look at/think about are guys desu.
This

>>39309828
>Tfw I have a gf but want a bf

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>>39309868
Whoops, forgot pic

Here we are