What are your worst dating experiences?

>>39307092
I've never been on a date before.

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>implying we've been on dates

>>39307092
>implying I've been on dates

Don't get me wrong, I've encountered a couple of girls who have made the mistake of sleeping with me in moments of weakness and I've gone through legions of prostitutes, but I'm not the kind of guy a girl wants to be seen in public with.

I am so sorry for Britain.

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>>39307092
don't mind me just saging some bait

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Met a 38 year old woman, there was no spark, I kept trying to make conversation but it just wasn't happening. We politely parted ways without hugging or anything. It wasn't awkward, there was just nothing there.

I also went on 3 dates with a huge fat girl but couldn't get it up 3 times in a row and just gave up.

>>39307103
>>39307105
Try and escort or dating app?

>>39307092
>focused on group project with stacy and chad
>really it's just me working on it while they talk
>"hey anon, want to go on a date with me this weekend?"
>"huh what?"
>stacy and chad laugh
That's the closest I've ever been to a date.

>>39307203
And here I was in a nice mood

>>39307203
What does it mean to have a spark?

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>>39307214
escort doesn't really count since anyone can just buy a 300$ prostitute.already tried dating apps and still no luck

>>39307333
it's when you're both having fun and your body language shows it. That date she was just sitting there like a dead fish, like she was bored to be there, like she expected me to entertain her 38yo ass. I just got drunk and enjoyed the fireside once it became apparent I was wasting my time.

>>39307092
Well there was that one time when I'VE NEVER GONE ON A DATE IN MY LIFE HOLY FUCK PLEASE LET THE LONELINESS END.

>>39307092
i tried to make a relationship work with a meth addicted prostitute

>>39307092
>go in bf application thread
>include throwaway email in post
>emails me
>we send each other a few emails
>next day I realize it's either some neckbeard fishing for something to throw into a cringe thread or some roastie trying to get beta bux from me
>send angry email telling person to never talk to me again

>>39307549
Anyone here given away money to a woman from the internet before?

>>39307214
Dating apps only works if you're white and escorts are illegal

I was stood up. Three times, three different girls.
Never had any other date.

Don't know which one was worse, they're pretty much the same.

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Do dates in artificial academy count?

If so, all pretty good so far.