What REALLY turns women on?

This thread is psyops

why else would it be posted here in such an obvious way?

because everyone of them has the same exact personality?

>>39306357

No it's guy ops and psy duck.

What's psyops?
Anyways the answer is dominance and acting like you don't give a shit what they think. Taking what's yours consentually

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>>39306323
Chad.
orageaonoe

Raped by a guy who's not raping them.
Like being held over a cliff by someone who won't drop you but could.

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>>39306323
pic is my ideal bf

>>39306367
>implying women are unique ever

>>39306323
It's going to very but most women say

>abs and back
T. Guy with many lady friends

>>39306323
Tall muscular guys with attractive faces

Literally it

>>39306323
Yes I do.....

Thanks for asking

WHAT MAKES WOMEN EXTREMELY HORNY :

While you're fucking her in the snatch from behind, continue pretending like you're accidentally pulling all the way out and entering her rectum with your penis.. keep telling her you're sorry it was an accident and you promise it won't happen again, but you continue to do it every time whoopsy-daisy right back into her butthole, and as you continue to ream out her ass reach-around and putting all five of your fingers into her vagina and bite the side of her face until it starts to bleed

Every time you intentionally accidentally pop your junk back into her butthole, laugh with a decidedly evil laugh, and after about 20 times of entering her butthole accidentally (intentionally) every time you do it call her a prostitute and tell her shut the fuck up or you'll break her nose or dislocate her shoulder if she doesn't perform to your expectations

Women love this stuff... Trust me even school girls love this stuff

>>39307125
>>39307213
>>39307253
This is the pinnacle of Chad performance.

>>39306323
big muscles, big dicks, and a big paycheck. That's about it.

>>39306417
> that hairline

I have hope then

>>39307741
CORRECTION :

you obviously have NO clue about women

1: money means nothing
2: looks are irrelevant
3: they won't know how big or small your penis is unless they've already allowed you to take your pants off...

WHAT MAKES WOMEN HORNY:
emotional abandon with a man they trust

THE SEXIEST ATTRIBUTE ON ANY HUMAN IS: SELF-CONFIDENCE...>>39307713

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>>39307213
>>39307253
God bless you Johnny.

Not the autism we deserve.
But the one we need.

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WHAT TURNS WOMEN ON :

edgy scary hardcore abusive sex from an emotionally empathic man they trust intimately

Bond with them on their level, but suddenly break the pattern of 'mr. nice guy' by suddenly becoming an abusive, uncaring bastard in bed...

Trust me

Pictured: my wife wendy

(I'm ugly and not rich with an average dick)

>>39307741
My wife just said "NO NO NO YOU'RE TOTALLY WRONG" about your theory...

Wendy says VULNERABILITY IS HOT

>>39307956
w-why is wendy in prison?

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Wendy says "I wouldn't know how big your dick was unless you had already turned me on enough for me to let you get naked, so THAT'S wrong, and money is the farthest thing from a turn on, and muscles are always attached to low self-esteem idiots... It's honesty and vulnerability that turns me on"

Wendy shot those in a public restroom in a library

However I HAVE BEEN IN JAIL FOR FIVE MONTHS....

I was charged criminally while we're proceeding with civil litigation, rich in the United States of America is unconstitutional, but that doesn't stop the gears from turning once to handcuffs click....

WHICH* THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL

god damn speech to text

1. Confidence *this is required)
2. Looks.
3. Cash

If you have all 3 you are set for life, but you need 1 even as a Chad.

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IF YOU WHAT ADVICE ON HOW TO GET A GIRL TAKE IT FROM AN ACTUAL GIRL...

Something about asking a bunch of men with very little experience seems self defeatist

pictured: my daughter Amanda
From my marriage to an actual Swedish Girl

(as in: she was actually from Sweden)

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>>39308176
Congratulations!.. Least you got the first one right... The other two are completely wrong

LOOKS: bullshit
MONEY: bullfuckingshit
SELF CONFIDENCE: of course

>>39308091
I'll bear that in mind for if ever I am looking for an over-the-hill retarded-looking old hag.

Do It Again
Steely Dan
In the mornin' you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water
And you fire till he is done in but they catch you at the border
And the mourners are all singin' as they drag you by your feet
But the hangman isn't hangin' and they put you on the street

You go back, Jack, do it again, wheels turinin' 'round and 'round
You go back, Jack, do it again

When you know she's no high climber then you find your only friend
In a room with your two timer, and you're sure you're near the end
Then you love a little wild one, and she brings you only sorrow
All the time you know she's smilin'; you'll be on your knees tomorrow

You go back, Jack, do it again, wheels turinin' 'round and 'round
You go back, Jack, do it again

>>39306323
Aside from being handsome, being/appearing confident/skilled.

>>39308286
Your attempt to insult my wife is humorous...

... especially considering the fact that you don't have ANY female in your empty, lazy, overweight Fatboy videogame Zelda fag life...

Let us all know the minute you can convince ANY female to invest her life into yours...

... See how easy that was?

Any more fails ?

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We all remember the one student in the back of the classroom who would do anything to prevent the other students from learning and making progress and graduating on to the next grade....

... The reason they do this desperate attempt to ridicule the teacher and the lesson, is because if the other students graduate on to the next grade, it will only serve to highlight the fact that they are completely incapable of learning and making progress and moving on to the next grade....

When you see the student behaving in this fashion, you are all well aware why he is actually out in this way...

He looks and reads and realizes I am here to help you and giving you the most realistic advice you could ever have, racked up by the actual words of my wife, who happens to be a female... What better advice could you ever get?...

Of course he wants you to fail and stay behind and repeat the same grade just like him because stupidity is very lonely...

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PAY ATTENTION :
EVERYBODY KNOWS I USED TO DJ IN STRIP CLUBS IN ATLANTA FOR 10 YEARS

Everybody knows the strippers would come up to my booth everyday and ask me the same questions, "what would you think if I got a boob job?" and "what would you think if I got a big tattoo right here?"

I would always answer them the exact same way:
"That would be the second stupidest decision you've ever made in your life"

"The first stupidest decision you ever made was becoming a stripper"

Then I would ask them my ubiquitous johnnyneptune question:

"Do you know what's the sexiest attribute any person?"

SELF CONFIDENCE

"It doesn't matter if you have small tits or a small dick or buck teeth or crossed eyes or three nostrils... OWN IT... Self-confidence is the most magnetic attractive attribute on any person... End of story"

SELF CONFIDENCE :

Literally not giving a fuck if anyone has a negative opinion of you or not

It's really simple

It's not arrogance

It's being comfortable with Yourself

>>39306323
Why would you ask such a question on a board for incels?

You guys are missing the point. Self confidence works WHEN YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE. You need to have good facial aesthetics, jawline, be decently tall and in good shape. If you're ugly and try to pull that shit it will not end well.

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>>39308709
ANSWER: because I'm here

pictured: the house Wendy and I just moved into

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>>39308727
THANK YOU FOR PROVING YOU HAVE NO SELF CONFIDENCE WHATSOEVER

(That's your problem... Not theirs.. thank you for proving that you are a complete idiot and a wimp and you don't have the balls to stand up for yourself or to be the only one who actually believes in yourself)

CLASS ?....
DO NOT MIMMICK THIS FAGGOTS BEHAVIOR

THIS IS EGG ZACK LEE HOW TO NEVER GET A GIRL

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>>39308727

Lol @ you thinking the internal decision known as self confidence is dictated by the external opinions of others

Hahahahaha

Wow

(Reaches through computer monitor and bitchslaps you)

>>39308191
That's a pretty provocative pic of your daughter; have a seat.

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>>39308727

What's your girlfriend's name?...

Oh.... Really ?...

no girlfriend ?....

Well, then....

What's your wife's name?.....

Hmm......

That's disturbing.....

So... You don't have a girlfriend and you don't have a wife, but you're in here giving advice about how to get one?

Don't you think you would be better served giving advice in a thread relating to how to be a lonely loser for the rest of your life behind the controller of a video game?

>>39308709
This is NOT a board for incels. It's for fembots, traps, and discord threads.

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>>39308909
You think THAT'S provocative ?...

you're obviously a pervert...

Pic: Kaitlyn, the girl I was fucking when I got out of prison 6 years ago

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>>39308957
It's a board for ANYONE WHO FEELS LIKE POSTING HERE....

translation: you just had your board pulled out from underneath you

*pictured- my daughter Amanda*

>>39309404
>Prison

Yeah, sounds legit. No sarcasm, you're obviously not role-playing.

normalfaggots really are something else

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>>39309599
Trust Me...

I'm not role playing at all...

I'm not proud of going to prison, but I'm not embarrassed to admit it... The reason I went to prison was simple: a dude was punching my ex-wife (hack_blastard's mom) in the face, do I beat his head in with a metal pipe... (He stopped punching her)

Aggravated Assault....

When I got out, she was gone and I was lonely...

I started fucking Kaitlyn...

16 years old....

Primo ass....

She kept asking me to marry her, and I actually contemplated it until I met Kirsten, a German artist...

I fucked Kirsten hardcore until I met Wendy, my new wife..

Pic: wendy

>>39307832
I swear everyone on here expects the hairline to go down to the eyebrows

>>39309624
Egg Zack Lee WHAT about 'an artist named Johnny Neptune that invented what people now call 'trolling' 25 years ago, and was ZZ Top's art director at Warner Brothers records, and who has fucked over 575 women, and specializes in creating and producing his own dubstep music, and creates his own high-end 3D animation' sounds normal?

>>39309672
HAIRLINE:

I've been on this planet for a very very long time and I have never ever heard a girl say "that guy's hairline is not good enough for me" or "I was going to have sex with that guy but his hairline wasn't right"

AGAIN : IF YOU WANT A GIRL, EXUDE SELF-CONFIDENCE
AGAIN : IF YOU WANT A GIRL, EXUDE SELF-CONFIDENCE
AGAIN : IF YOU WANT A GIRL, EXUDE SELF-CONFIDENCE
AGAIN : IF YOU WANT A GIRL, EXUDE SELF-CONFIDENCE

lol @ you guys believing the myths that everyone thinks they know
(If trying everything you thought you knew doesn't work, maybe it's time you tried looking at it from a different perspective and approaching it from a completely opposite point of view)

Wendy, my brilliant illustrious wife says "WTF @ HAIRLINE?!!!"

>>39306323
Other women. They get horny when about to have sex with a hot dude, naturally, but if we're talking visual stimuli, definitely other women.

>>39306524
>implying men are
the entire human race is a hivemind except for a select few (me)

>>39309935
PSEUDO CORRECT

Wendy was a lipstick lesbian for 11 years until I met her

She's helped me fuck five other chicks so far

So you're partially correct

>>39309974
You got a female friend wingman? That's cool and i envy you. What does that have to do with women enjoying the physical form of other women though?

There's no magic button

It's all fractal

It's a hit and miss Masterpiece

You'll have a million Chances

Hundreds per day

It's your game

You're the coach

You're the team

You're the boss

You write the rules

Take charge

Be open to trying new techniques

On the fly

Failure is NOT failure

Failure is future expertise

Lighten up

Give yourself a break

Laugh at yourself

Relax

It's all good

>>39310045
EACH HIT END EYE

Wendy's not only my wife, but my best friend and partner in crime

have you ever actually been able to focus and LEARN ?...

I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT YOUR CHILDHOOD DIAGNOSIS OF 'LEARNING DISABILITY' WAS MISTAKEN...

IT APPEARS ITS ACTUALLY A 'LEARNING INABILITY'

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>>39306323
anons, how do I get that body?

>>39309974
>PSEUDO CORRECT
That sounds very pretentious. The content of the argument aside. Why didn't you just say wrong?

>>39310197
If you're fixated on that dude's body

YOU'RE GAY

>>39310218
Because you weren't wrong (mistaken)

You were partially correct

Heterosexual Men fixate on female bodies

A good litmus test of your sexuality is to have you look at a photograph of a semi nude man and woman and see if you comment on the man's body or the woman's body

The fact that you're fixated on the man's body speaks volumes

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>>39310218
Pretentious.....

Perhaps....

I can live with that