'that kid' thread - teacher edition

>That teacher who accidentally kissed a underage student.

these threads are gay normie shit

t.dropout and homeschooled

>>39304828
>that teacher who was hot and i was like, "but why tho?"

>>39304854
Hello faggot sucked many dicks today?

>that teacher who tired to be hip and cool with all the niggers and wiggers but was just a laughing stock instead.

>that old hag teacher who was deathly afraid of birds

>>39304828
>That teacher who the girls all gushed over but was a manlet with a patchy beard.

>>39304828

>that kid who switched the morning announcement VHS with porn but they caught it before airing it

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>that substitute teacher everyone decided to make cry

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>>39304828
>that teacher who was in her twilight years and never had kids of her own, so she projected on her students and was incredibly kind to them.

Too bad degenerate kids take advantage of anyone's kindness

>that teacher who was teaching about arabic words in english so googled "fetish" on the computer while it was hooked up to the projector

>the teacher who came in one day with a boob job and never wore a bra after
>she was at least 70

>the teacher who dressed like it was the 50s
>his suits were way too big
>he wore a new tie everyday
>he was reviewbrah basically
>he was my best friend

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>that teacher that kept condoms and Viagra in his desk
>that teacher that made a 14 year old student sit in class with a soaking wet white shirt
>that teacher that got arrested for fingering kids in the lazy river at a public pool
>that teacher that let us play magic the gathering in his room at lunch

i always thought he was nice letting us play mtg at lunch too bad he molested kids

>>39305810
>made teacher cry
Story plz

>>39305810
holy shit i did that hahahha
I FUCKIN REMEMBER IT TOO

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>that teacher who was really into politics and was telling teenagers how they should vote

we couldn't vote yet, you fucking retard

>>39306176
that feel when that image happened to me in school >.< too bad I wasnt a girl or cute

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>>39305875
>that teacher who was completely average and quite strict but then became caring and calm to her students after a close relative died
It's sad, but still extremely beneficial to the students, otherwise it would just be the average stress a person experiences from a teacher.

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>>39304828
>that sub that got fired for being a cunt

>that teacher who hosted anime club and had anime posters on his wall and got caught fucking the anime club members

>>39304828
>that teacher who made kids go outside and do a prayer circle to the grass gods
He got fired in like 2 years

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>>39305810
>have qt japanese girl teach japanese class
>degenerate kids start fucking chimping out and throwing chairs around for no reason
>she tries to calm them down with her broken english and tiny voice
>she gets ignored and runs out of the room crying

I wanted to whiteknight her so bad but I was a pussy.

>That teacher who set me up with my girlfriend and unknowingly ruined my life.
>That professor at an actual uni who kissed me on my forehead and told me it would be alright.
>That professor I appointed as the god mother of my sons.
>That professor who was found to be sexually abusive to student parents and their children.
I was one of the lucky two of six who weren't raped or parents to rape victims. 2 of 6 parents.
8 kids touched.
3 kids spared.

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>>39306838
>grass gods
Wat

>>39304828
>that female teacher who was a body builder and thus was constantly mocked by douche kids
>"open up guys the bodybuilder is coming in"
>kids start playing john cena theme on their cellphones

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>>39306838
>grass gods
story?

>>39304998
I had a teach like that but with monkeys. She made the mistake of telling bunch of kids that she was"eye raped by all the little monkeys" when she came into school drunk.

>>39305810
I did this but with our regular teacher

>that teacher who would start screaming during lessons just to emphasize a point, and causes every teacher in the hallway to stop and listen
>that teacher who yelled in Gaelic because he felt like it
>that teacher who made swords as a hobby
>that teacher who hit a kid with a quarterstaff

I miss you man

>That teacher who was raped by six faggots age 14-19 during the pledge of allegiance and national anthem.
No one heard her screaming because everyone else was screaming too. Pounded for nearly half an hour because of how quiet people tend to be after they get choked out by a penis and faint into sand.

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>>39306855
>>abusive to student parents and their children
Wait a minute...he raped the parents too?!

>>39306948
She lured in depressed parents and used her consoling as a way to get to the kids. Sexual misconduct against the adults. Raped the kids.

>>39306855
was she cute? desu desu

>>39306969
kek, I just imagined what a man that'd teacher have to be to rape the children and their parents.

>The teacher who on school trip used to walk in the middle of the road for no reason
>The teacher who started talking with random strangers about her old job making them uncomfortable while we were waiting to get in a museum
>The teacher who started screaming at and insulting a kid because he hurt himself
>The teacher who duting that school trip was just hanging around and drinking with us not caring about anything if not having fun
>The teacher who was so tired of the noise that started using earplugs
>The teacher who one day instead of getting into the class and start the lesson just looked in the classroom for a few seconds and left misteriously

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>that fat teacher with gigantic tits you had a massive boner for but everyone thought she was disgusting

>>39306856
>>39306891
>teacher is a strange combination of hippie and numale you can only find in california
>start of class every wednesday makes class step outside together on the field, form a prayer circle, and chant a prayer to the grass gods
>upon being asked what they are he says that "the grass gods are you, the grass gods are me, the grass gods are everything"
>fired because christian mom threw a shitfit

>that teacher who got into shout and swearing argument with another teacher over who was going to be grading papers.

>that teacher who was greeted by his former student turned girlfriend at the end of the day

>that teacher who got her fantastic 10/10 tits and ass groped on 3 seperate occasions by 3 different students in a single year

>that teacher who came into the boys locker room and quipped about we were all 'small' and 'uninteresting' to her while she sat and watched us change

>that teacher who literally went nuts and resigned in heap of tears after realising she was absolutely useless at her job

>that teacher who was a total fraud with no qualifications and nobody realised he'd lied his way into the job for an entire year

>that teacher who knew there was always two dozen kids doing drugs right behind the building but couldn't be bothered to go and stop them

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>>39306947
What the fuck? How the hell does soemthing like this happen? What do u mean everyone else was screaming?

>>39307181
I know that feel bro.

They were each bigger than my head. Couldn't take my eyes off them. Thank god she was always my last class of the day and I didn't have long to wait before I could rub one out.

>>39307201
just the word "California" would have done

>That one teacher who didn't teach the class because someone mentioned something about politics and he talked about it for an hour.
>That one kid who did his valedictorian speech while high.
>That one kid who put a sponge in the toaster and got expelled.

>that teacher who cried
>that teacher who made a boy bleed

>>39307298
>that teacher who came into the boys locker room and quipped about we were all 'small' and 'uninteresting' to her while she sat and watched us change
That is illegal.

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>that teacher who made the girls pick a boy to sit next to during seating arrangements

not only were we still at the age where we thought girls were gross, half of the girls begged him not to make them choose and some even cried. a boy screamed out "NO!" when the ugly girl picked him kek. was this fucked up on the teachers part or were we just being babies?

>>39304828
>That teacher who showed the class YouTube videos to prove a point and left Autoplay on.
>That one teacher who had to call the IT guy because they couldn't figure out how to plug a cable in, or to use a computer.
>That teacher who was a conspiracy theorist, and talking about politocs would lead to a 2-hour presentation on how X is controlled by the Illuminati who want to kill us all and rape kids, while also praising communism
>That teacher who had an irritating voice
>That teacher who didn't give a damn when the classroom turned into a warzone

>>39306801
>sex at anime club
Fucking moeshit, he should have hit one of their pressure points

>that teacher that was arrested for molesting a underage girl in the 90s and rubbing nutella on her and eating it off

no shit this actually happened and was on local news.

he also didn't let me go to the bathroom even though i had diarrhea

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/12172841/Trendy-drama-teacher-who-smeared-Nutella-over-infatuated-14-year-old-is-jailed.html

>>39306947
In the news at all? Link? You can't just leave us hanging like this bruv

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>>39308216
>>that teacher who had an irritating voice
Had a counsellor who sounded like pic related.

>>39306855
>lucky
>being so repulsive that even the resident kiddie fiddler won't touch you
God damn son

>>39308460
i left a link in my oregano reply but here you go:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/12172841/Trendy-drama-teacher-who-smeared-Nutella-over-infatuated-14-year-old-is-jailed.html

>>39306899
I don't think she was talking about actual monkeys anon

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>that teacher who unknowingly left the projector on while creeping on girls' facebooks

>>39310359
Were the aforementioned girls IN the class?

>>39307542
>>That one kid who did his valedictorian speech while high.
now this is a story I would like to hear

>>39306935
Any more or just those incidents?

>>39306870
> kids play John Cena theme on their phones

My fucking sides

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>that substitute teacher that reminded the class about how how a good amount of us may not be able to afford college and will end up with shitty jobs
>that substitute teacher that let you read instead of write the assigned essay because he liked the book you were reading
>that science teacher that let you look at memes and shit on one of her computers instead of do work because she liked your laugh.
she would tell me about how i made her smile and shit after i left class too. fucking incredible

>That teacher who had enormous, rock hard nipples
>That teacher who always got uncomfortably close to the girls in class
>That teacher I was jealous of because my oneitis showed him affection
>That teacher who turned out not to be a pedo as far as I know but ended up being groped by a student at one point

also

>That teacher who's daughter was in the class
>That teacher who really liked LEGO
>That teacher who would pull my friend and I aside in class when we were finished with our work and discuss LEGO and Star Wars and shit
>That teacher who would always tell tangent stories and get off topic from the lesson
>That teacher who taught me more about history then all my other history teachers combined

I miss you teacherbro

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>that female algebra teacher in her 40's with short blonde hair that always wore the business lady attire with the skirt that had a cut up the left side and she would always sit on a desk in front of a shy fat kid

Ms. P. I'm sorry I was young and didn't know you wanted my benis. Please let time rewind and I'll make it right.

>>39311435
Also, looking back and thinking, there was several occasions on which the female coed gym coach came into the boys locker room to make sure we "weren't horsing around" and she would always linger.

God damn. Maybe this fempedo shit has been going on longer than I thought.

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>>39311397
>that teacher who had enormous, rock-hard nipples
Science teacher. He always wore thin polo shirts.

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>that teacher that had an inconsistent grading system and you never knew what the fuck they wanted

>the teacher that was transfered from college to middle school
>students all treated her like crap
>had to bring in another teacher(male lol)
>catch her crying
>one day snaps and yells at the autistic kid while I'm in the room helping

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>>39304847
>accidentally
How does this happen? Explainnn

>that teacher you thought was hot but nobody else did

I know she was crosseyed and never did anything with her hair (it was always a mess), but she had some really nice legs and tits

>>39311490
>female coed gym coach came into the boys locker room to make sure we "weren't horsing around" and she would always linger.
Again, that is illegal.

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39311787
>early for class as usual
>teacher is trying to move the projector out of closet
>offer to help but she declines
>stumbles over a wire
>projector falls off cart
>I rush over while autistic kid is laughing his butt off (as they do)
>Teacher's head turns 180 degrees
>YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY BOY?? GET OUT!!
>mfw
>he returns a minute later and puts his head down; dejected.
eventual they both apologised but godamit Ryan why'd you do that?

>>39311397
>>That teacher who really liked LEGO
I had a teacher like that. His license plate was LEGO4LIFE or something similarly stupid.

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>>39311905
I'll bet you're a fucking riot at parties.
>B-but... That's ILLEGAL!!
Shaddup.

>>39307542
>>That one kid who did his valedictorian speech while high.
Ayyy, I did this

>that serious black kid who looked at his hand and said "this is the hand I beat dicks with" before grabbing a kids jaw and throwing him on the ground

>That old Portuguese substitute teacher who had a short fuse and would kick anyone out of the room while calling them "Stupid fools" in a Portuguese accent, so everyone would make it a game to get kicked out. Later find out that the reason he's like that is because his son died and he never got over it.

>that teacher who would say weird shit just to see the kids misunderstand what he was saying

>that gym "teacher" that was obviously a pedophile

I'm convinced all gym "teachers" in general are pedos

>that teacher who let me pass his class even though i didn't do any work
>that teacher who was really into anime and film so we recommended stuff to each other
>that teacher who let me off the hook when she figured out i was on drugs at school
>that teacher who i let psycho analyze me for shits and giggles but then she said i was depressed
>that teacher who i hung out with and had pretty awesome conversations with for a whole year during lunch
>tfw that teacher was a girl but i never had the balls to make some kind of advances towards her
i know she would reject me because im ugly and weird but i still regret not asking, looking back on my life im a huge degenerate

>>39310217
You're stupid. Nobody was replying to you.

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>that teacher who didn't have a desk, instead a bunch of pillows in the corner.
>he also had a long rat tail
>after class he would hang out with the high school girls and tickle their feet
>mfw they all said he was a good guy
>mfw he was the chillest teacher

>>39313124

>that gym teacher that got a student preggo

> that teacher who, on an out of town trip, made a prank phone call to a nerdy kid in the hotel who wasn't hanging out with the rest of us
> and when asked who it was, gave the name of another teacher
> he was male and the name he gave was female

>>39312869
>>this is the hand I beat dicks with
That sounds pretty gay desu

>that teacher who let students vape during his class

>>39313927
>vape
Underage b&

> That teacher who looked like a squirrel
> he stammered and licked his lips and had low self-confidence
> told the class his TV broke but he still stared at the blank spot on the wall where it had been
> and that he had started drinking
> didn't comprehend how it was not a wise thing to tell this to 10th-graders

>>39313468
Yeah But he really, really wamted a response tho...

>>39314222

Where? Had he already cum?

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> that teacher who got oral sex from a girl from sophomore to senior year and 3 days from graduation he got busted
> that teacher who busted them because she had a thing for the teacher so she was jealous
> mfw I knew the girl who liked to sucky sucky and she thought they'd get married after she graduated

> That Biology teacher who taught sex ed, and one day let the girls leave early and talked to the guys about penis size and how jerking off was something everybody did.

He was cool AF--also talked regularly about his vasectomy

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>>39312869
>"this is the hand I beat dicks with" before grabbing a kids jaw and throwing him on the ground
As far as double entendre go, that's actually a pretty good one. I'm impressed.

>>39311397
>>That teacher who's daughter was in the class
>>That teacher who really liked LEGO
>>That teacher who would pull my friend and I aside in class when we were finished with our work and discuss LEGO and Star Wars and shit
>>That teacher who would always tell tangent stories and get off topic from the lesson
>>That teacher who taught me more about history then all my other history teachers combined
That might have been my dad. Did he have an autistic son he sometimes brought with him?

>>39314340
It took too long for me to register that you were talking about yourself.

>>39311368
>that science teacher that would have conversations with you about computer parts and video games.
Im pretty sure i wouldn't be going to the college im going to without the inspiration from that dude.

>>39314403
Well, did he? Maybe you caught him at an earlier year.

>that teacher that let us put random music on the projector during class
>he would discuss games with us sometimes
>he quit games like league because they were taking over his life and he got /fit/
you were a great teacher mr. bard

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> that cool but weird art teacher in elementary school
> had a trailer for a classroom and let us play records during class
> one stoner kid once confronted her in front of the whole class and said that his friend was pretty sure she wore a wig and had almost no hair underneath
> it was a horribly rude thing to say to an adult, let alone in front of a whole class of kids
> years later I realized that she never actually denied it, just kept saying how rude he was being

No way would I ever be a teacher

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>reading in class
>reading aloud to the class
>fucking around in funny voices and cadence
>get to point in book where guy kills himself
>dont understand the context think guy was just gonna shoot the bad guys
>finish chapter
>look up
>Teacher giving me stink eye
>teacher tells me he was gonna kill himself
>lol ok
>teacher has to leave room

idk it was her favorite book or some shit she had a mental breakdown and had to stop teaching after our class

>>39313124
>that gym "teacher" that was a butch dyke

>that teacher with an artificial eye who threw it at you if you were fucking around in class

>>39314637
>that gym "teacher" that was a soccer mom
>also taught sewing class

>>39314728
Gross as fuck.
originally

>>39304828
>that lesbian teacher whose wife killed herself right before the school year started

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>>39306716
>that teacher who was obviously a moderate but encouraged students to vote how the felt, as long as they took time to consider why they were voting and stimulated insightful discussion into different topics without pushing his political agenda onto the students

Granted, he was my college political science teacher, but he was based.

>>39313752
>>that teacher who didn't have a desk, instead a bunch of pillows in the corner.
was he a chill bum, or an actual teacher?
where did he grade his papers?

>>39314864
>college
>moderate

It's strange living in Cali, those words cause a jarring in my mind.

>that teacher who talked to the class about why Trump won
>insightful discussion, fair to both sides
>he probably got reported
College, man. People were butthurt.

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>>39315066
>walk into class the day after the election
>everyone looking angry/depressed
>I was literally the only one in the class of 40 that supported Trump
>professor gets there and looks like the rest of the class
>"Congrats, Anon, you did it. You killed the country."

what a professional

>>39315111

Hes not wrong, you stupid faggot.

>>39315125
Stay mad
>>39315111
nice trips

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>>39315125
The Bush and Clinton dynasties are dead. You should be on your knees thanking Trump.

>>39315210
Yes, yes, now enjoy the new Trump dynasty goyim.

>that kid who was caught licking new teacher's cheek

me and lads tried to get her fired and kid suspended but nothing came out of it :(

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>that teacher who had a fucking incredibly nice ass
>that teacher who helped you through some of your darkest times in your childhood/teenhood
>she let you stay in the classroom during lunch breaks and browse the internet on the computer
>she was genuinely worried when you stopped coming to school
>hugged you goodbye when you said you were dropping out

Even if I get a perfect wife and perfect family, that teacher is gonna have a special place in my heart.

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>>39315111
you should have dabbed on the spot there, it really would have rubbed some extra salt into their wounds.

>that teacher who's ass was so big it was the only thing still inside of the building when she was standing just outside the doorway

>>39308269
omae wa mou shindeiru

Original of course

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>>39315426
>that fat female teacher who dropped a paper or something on the ground by accident and bent down to get it
>she accidentally revealed an existing massive tear/rip in pants right down the crotch and you could see her panties right through that torn section
>she did this right in front of my desk and I saw the whole thing
>mfw
>she probably didn't even know her pants were ripped in the first place
I don't think anyone else saw it though.
Boy, was it disgusting, I wish I was fucking joking.

>that teacher at your expensive private school who cried when he couldn't bring the class under control because he couldn't afford to send his kids to a place like this and we were so ungrateful that we didn't even take it seriously

actually happened to me twice with two separate teachers

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>>39304828
>that teacher who hit you over the head with a hardback book and got fired for it
i didn't even tell anyone another student did

that teacher who yelled at my group of friends for talking about how fat acceptance speakers should be round up and shot like pigs.

>>39315590
>that teacher who hit you over the head with a hardback book and got fired for it
wow that's rude.
shame on that teacher, what a bully

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>that 10/10 teacher that only you liked because everyone else said she was annoying/and or too retarded to do the classwork
>that substitute who came to school high
>that womanlet art teacher who stood on top of the tables to get everyone's attention and quit the year after you had her

>That male and female teacher who hosted a BDSM website together. Some kid discovered it and opened it on every computer scattered through the school.
>That teacher who was young and hated the work. People would run into him at the local bar allowed 16 year olds to drink. He fucked that one slut-student from school.
>That extremely nice but silly geography teacher who would almost never teached but instead would show his slideshow from his trip to America. His slideshow was 40000+ slides.
>That one teacher that got into a fight with a kid and lost it. Slideshow teacher had to come in and bring order.
>That school-janitor that accidentally singled out a retarded kid when he tried to break up a snowball riot.
>That teacher that was a known drunk because of some car crash he had years earlier. He would stink of booze and sleep through the kids presentations. I bailed on my presentation by waiting till he fell asleep and coaxing the other students to bail on the class.
>That french teacher that had a mental break down due to the combined forces of 5 different first year classes. He had to go to the country side in normandy and stick a baguette up his ass to relax.
>That hot young female teacher that got into the Sex-Ed class a bit to much and told the student about her own little adventures.
>That teacher that would always shower with the guys after gym class and who came out as gay, years after I left that school.

There are probably more.

>>39315629
naaah i deserved it i called him a crossdresser over and over again because he had long socks on

>>39305810
We did this but the teacher was permanent and then she quit

>>39315631
reminds me.
>that french teacher who was a complete bitch and absolutely hated all of her students except for that one teacher's pet kid that everyone was generally ok with
>said french teacher made one kid cry

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>>39315631
Is this all real? What kind of fucking school do you go to and where?

>>39315635
>naaah i deserved it i called him a crossdresser over and over again because he had long socks on
wow, you little dick.
I thought he hit you on the head for being silly or stupid in classwork or something.
now you're the rude one.

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>that teacher at the end of the year who screamed at you because you did literally 0 work he ever asked of you and told me i'd never amount to anything but a burger flipper
>when you said sweet when can i start and everyone in class laughed at him

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>>39315670
yeah no shit retard good job on pointing out the obvious

>>39315663
all stories in these threads are made up by dozen larpers

>that teacher who cried in class because everyone called her fat
to be fair she was fat as fuck

>>39315663
I grew up in one of the worst cities in the Netherlands. It's still not as bad as those inner city schools where teachers are afraid to even adress the gang affiliated youth.

>that teacher who threw a dictionary at someone
He was an angry twat because he taught English but wanted to teach drama

>that teacher who got caught sucking off the janitor
>that teacher who had a mental breakdown in class and jumped out the window
>that teacher who made the gay kid cry
>that teacher who shit his pants and thought nobody knew while he sat it in for an entire fucking day
>that teacher who ran out of school on the last day crying then killed herself
>that teacher who got fired and then robbed a bank two towns over less than a year later

I kinda miss it all 2bh

>>39306176
Was that all the same guy?

>that kid who pretended to be both a communist AND a nazi in school

fuck me

>>39304828
>that teacher that got bullied by 5th graders every day
>that same teacher that burst into tears in front of the entire class after being bullied by literal children

I kind of feel bad for her, being her age now, I understand how humiliating that must been

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>>39306870
>>kids start playing john cena theme on their cellphones
Nice one

>>39307298
>>that teacher who was a total fraud with no qualifications and nobody realised he'd lied his way into the job for an entire year
I need a story

>that teacher that broke a yardstick on a kid's desk because the kid refused to change his computer wallpaper to something that wasn't two lionmen kissing in a field

He was a pretty chill teacher aside from those times he flipped out on the shit kids.

>>39315673
>>39315673
>told me i'd never amount to anything but a burger flipper
What have you done out of yourself tho? How did you turn out?

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>>39315868
i suffer from severe depression,anxiety and bipolar disorder so literally nothing since i can't go outside

>that coach who would text his girlfriend during class.
>his girlfriend was a student and he got caught.

He ended up teaching at a private school, can't find the news report but I believe it was around 2005/6.

>that teacher who was on a singing show and was shit and was known from then on by his stage name "Krispee Kay"
>that teacher who did the above and then had sideburns in a style where it was shaved like a dashed bond in chemistry that he called the "Abraham pimpin'"
>that teacher who deleted all his shitty hip hop off bandcamp because I was the one who told everyone about it
Would share the music but it cost a bit and I'm wasn't spending my money on that shit.

>>39315877
:(
Do you think working a job like a waiter or receptionist would help with your situation?
I know someone who was in the same boat as you and I encouraged them to take up a job interview at a restaurant and she's become a changed person now. Not my friend and absolutely not the one that used to tell me all about the illnesses she had.

>>39315965
pretty sure the only thing that will work for me is if i just better myself physically i have a deep hatred for the way i look in every aspect not to mention my accent

>>39315979
I'll be honest with you. 80% of what decides if people like you or not is your personality. How you stand, how you move about, how you talk, hygiene and attitude. The thing that sucks is that they don't see beyond the 'strong' and 'confident'. All they want are perfect features to make up a perfect human being. It's almost impossible to satisfy. If you will feel better when you change how you look, that's the best outcome you can make with, but keep in mind people are assholes and if you wanna live in society and let the things that kill your world rot away, you need to sort of put some effort into integrating yourself and normying yourself into that position. You will get to a point where you look back and think how silly you were in the past, and you might still think it was better, like I did, or maybe you would appreciate feeling normal again and stay there.

Anyway, good luck with everything dude. I honestly wish you the best in life. Take care.

>>39306716
>That teacher that asked a political question just to show he had a superior opinion
His class had nothing to do with politics in the slightest.

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>that young female teacher who was always flirty with young students
>apparently she fucked some student and gave him a better grade
>she was a massive footslut, always wearing flip-flops or open high heels knowing that many boys were looking at her feet
>she would play with her feet during class

Mfw

>that teacher who went apeshit when she saw a picture of virgin mary in the trashcan (she was a religious nut)
>that teacher who dismissed our class for a day "for family business", when in fact he went to a brothel
>that teacher who was overall just fucking retarded
>that teacher who punched a student in rage

Some of my teachers were interesting.

>>39315764
that kid was and is smarter than you dumbass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrytSEyUoY

>>39315631
Sounds fun, in a fucked up way

>>39313124
>The gym teacher who cheated on his fellow teacher/wife with a student and ended up marrying her.
My grandpa is a quite the fella.

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>that science teacher who lost his eyesight in a hunting accident
>that motherly black woman that treated you like a son
>that gym teacher who pretended not to notice when athletes dragged the weird kid into the bathroom
>that vice principle who let you off the hook for smoking because you shared the same taste in music
>that weird band instructor who always had boners and let a kid stick his dick in your trumpet with no punishment

>>39316150
>many boys were looking at her feet

There are not as many mentally ill foot fetishists out there as you think, you mongoloid.

>>39306801
Hot. We had an anime club where they'd wear onesies. Turns out they were all having dress up orgies and fucking in cosplay.

Wish I joined that. I'd love to cum on a cute girls face as she wore a onesie.

>that teacher who noticed how alone and depressed you were and went out of her way to try and cheer you up

The only time anyone ever gave a shit about me

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>That cute, shy young teacher who was also a really nice person
>The whole squad had a huge crush on her
>Graduated this spring
>The urge to see her again is strong
>Probably gonna ask her to hang out sometimes, worst thing she says no
>Better fail and know you tried, than to regret knowing you never tried at all, am I right g..guys
>pic related

>>39304828
>that teacher who got murdered by her husband after she was fired for making a racist comment to a black student

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>>39315383
Great teacher you had there desu.

That teacher who would sit on her desk in short skirts.
>tfw you never knew what all the fuss was about at the time

>>39317125
Shes a qt, id do it

>that teacher who cried in front of the whole class

>>39304828
>that teacher who was really chill
>that teacher who didn't care if you played games on the computers in the classroom if you had your work done and the principal wasn't around
>that teacher who hosted after school lan parties in the computer labs
>that teacher who played CoD4 right alongside us
>that teacher who didn't care we were running around with edgy names like Hitler and Jizzlord
>that teacher who didn't care how we acted as long as we weren't screaming obscenities or punching each other
>that teacher who didn't care when most of the students shit on this one kid so hard in game that the kid eventually got up and punched someone

>that history teacher who gave birth and went on maternity leave right before the school year started
>that young bro-tier substitute who ended up filling in for the entire semester
>that substitute who gave zero fucks and got along great with the whole class
>that substitute who taught the class in a fun way without glossing over the material
>that substitute who structured several class assignments and projects around analyzing ancient cultures through great historical movies like 300 and Gladiator

Tbh most of my teachers were pretty great.

>>39314340
>>39314403
Previous anon returning after a long night of sleep. I wasn't talking about myself, I'm no femanon. I don't know if he was autistic but sometimes he did have his son around.

>>39305005
Eat much jelly today?

>>39304828
>that teacher who was falling head over heels for you
Wew

>>39315403
>dab

fucking normie get out

>that teacher who was a fucking milf that everyone wanted to fuck
>that teacher who was drunk or high all the time
>that teacher who treated school like college and didn't give a fuck if you did homework or not
>that young substitute teacher that the class made cry
>that female teacher that was balding
>that old teacher who didn't give a fuck

>that gym teacher that was a perv

>that teacher that killed herself after her husband killed herself

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>that kid who put loltrain on a female teachers laptop so when she opened her laptop it appeared from a projector infront of the class

it was me

>that teacher that wore Steve Harvey sized suits every day
>that teacher that prided herself on having her students get the highest scores on the end of the year exam when in the end only 2 passed
>that teacher you were 99% sure was a lesbian
>that teacher who was your favorite and would always send you on errands
>that tv production teacher who was an alcoholic that lost his licence so he had to ride a bike to school

>that one single teacher that cared enough to call when you stopped showing up to school

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>that qt female teacher who helped you with maths outside of school because the one inside school sucked
>that qt female teacher who encouraged you and saw loads of potential in you
>that qt female teacher who in your darkest days stood by you and helped you through
>that qt female teacher that would print extra practice sheets for you
>that qt female teacher you hugged after doing well in your maths final
God bless you Ms S. You will always have a special place in my heart.

>>39305810
>be 13
>2nd year of britbong high school
>had an R.E. teacher
>female and had a thick Swedish accent
>one day a kid randomly says Swedish meatballs for some reason
>teacher starts tearing up and asks them to not say it again
>the chad group starts chanting it
>she has a full breakdown and the head of humanities has a go at us
>everyone in the class got after school detention for a week

Is it a slur or something can a swede confirm this or explain why?

>That teacher that yelled shut the fuck up
>That teacher that tried to enforce liberalism on every student in her class
>that teacher that tried to talk about politics as a part of her entire lesson plan.

>>39308189
Did something similar to the No boy
>first class of the the year
>we all had to stand up against the wall as the teacher went to the seats and called out names
>teacher names the ugly fat girl
>she then names me
>audible Aw shit leaves my mouth
>she sits quietly for 5 minutes just sharpening her pencil
>when I had to call my name for the register she stabbed me in the thigh with it

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>that bitch female teacher IT who rejected your computer science GCSE even though you were the best at programming in the whole school, and got above average on the test and she fucking knew you had a general interest in computers.

Her excuse for denying my GSCE course was because I didn't do all the homework she set and I didn't do any work in class once.

She's probably a large contribution to the many reasons I think women are evil and need to be dealt with accordingly.

>>39319668
>She's probably a large contribution to the many reasons I think women are evil and need to be dealt with accordingly.
That wasn't because she was a women, that's because she was a cunt.

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>that teacher who masturbated behind his desk
>that teacher that insulted the whole class and started crying afterwards
>that teacher that always bullied you for your "incomprehensible" manner of writing
>that schizo history teacher that was 40 but looked like 70 and also fell off the stairs

Oh man i had some memorable teachers

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>>39320231
She was a cunt because she's a women.

>>39304828
that jewish teacher with glasses so thick it looked like ashtrays

>that Muslim kid who always talked about how Muslims would rise up and destroy Israel and America

>>39306176
probably had his sights set on you tbqhwyf

>that teacher who got their coke spiked with LSD, has a breakdown, and retired shortly thereafter

>>39307542
>That one kid who did meticulously watched his grades so he'd be 3rd in his class just so he wouldn't have to do a speech

he was a madman

>that teacher that I had for literally one day then he attempted to rape a female student and got caught with you know what on his computer and got arrested

>>39320625
Kek how are teachers so stupid??

>>39313927
talking about Mr. G?

>that one student teacher that I had once which my class made cry and then have a emotional breakdown then she quit teaching and essentially threw her life away

>that teacher who got fired because a girl accused him of looking at porn on his computed because she didn't like him

turned out alright for him thankfully, 8th grade girls are the worst

>that Indian teacher I had which kept looking up girls even very young ones dresses and touching them inappropriately and people even complained to the principal but they didn't do Jack shit but he eventually got fired after he hit a female student

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>that art teacher that would spend upwards of 30-40 minutes describing what she wants the class to do, and would immediately flip her shit at us because there was never any time left to do shit

3 years of this shit

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>that teacher who smelt like shit
he was a science teacher who didn't help out with any extra curriculum activities as far as I know, he just smelt awful
good teacher though

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>that teacher who ignored the timetabled lesson and let everyone talk and mess around for an hour
>applauded you for getting in trouble with another teacher if it was something funny
>installed Dawn of War on his teaching computer and let me and my friends play it with him on the projector during lunch break
>left school to go to India and become a Buddhist monk
Love you Mr T

>that music teacher who wouldn't let us use instruments in music class for an entire year then got fired for grabbing a female student by the neck and chocking her

>that rich teacher who tried to convince the class the earth is flat

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>that counselor that put on my neighbor totoro in japanese with spanish subtitles

this was in elementary school. at one point she found out that my weeaboo ass had a cd that actually had english on it and she convinced me to bring it in so everyone could watch it. i had to endure the bath scene in front of the entire fucking school with all of them thinking i wanted this

>that foreign language teacher who taught Indonesian monkey speak who would dress in traditional Indonesian clothes and would force her children to wear them too

>that counsellor who ran the "anime club"
Nothing else needs to be said

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>that teacher who would always go on about her black husband and mixed-race kids
>that teacher who used to pronounce your name correctly but then started pronouncing it wrong
>that teacher nobody found attractive but you
>that teacher who graded your work more harshly than your classmates'
>that teacher you were tsundere for
All the same one.

>That one English teacher who was the only person that day to wish you a happy birthday when he saw it was your birthday on the attendance sheet.

Mr. R you were the coolest.

>>39320771
Same teacher
>she called the Sudanese kid a negro on multiple occasions

>>39319652
Whut? Origamiasamisalami

>>39305810
>a new music teacher comes
>young guy
>you can see he's passionate and wants to teach kids exciting things about the stuff he likes
>but he's also rather meek and short
>class senses this
>they give him hell, I just sit there and don't do anything about it
>two years later he quits, jaded as fuck
>lashes out on his former students when they chat him up on the street
He was just trying to be a good teacher, but he had neither personality nor a good idea of how to be one.

>the other teacher I only had for one day who showed up and began railing against the Muslim kids and calling them Satan worshipers and then was immediately fired

>the other other teacher I had for one day who was a student teacher who was meant to teach us for a week but we made her so upset she quit after one day and apparently stopped pursuing her career in teaching

>that one geography teacher who was incredibly well educated, polyglot, had a library bigger than my house, who was an idealist who got into teaching because he wanted to improve lives
>my class was a bunch of fucking monkeys he couldn't handle
>they would do whatever, come and go whenever
>he tried to intrigue them with his literally fucking encyclopedical knowledge of languages and sciences
>it didn't pan out
>eventually he would just sit out most of the class in his office holding his head cupped in his hands suffering out of this world tier disappointment that became physical pain
I was the edgiest kid in the galaxy and at the time I would kill my own family just to cook their flesh but I really and honestly felt for the man ;_;
I ran into him a few years ago, he's still a stupid idealist trying to reform the school system to first world standards by being a voluntary political activist in the town hall. And that's in a slavic shithole where even absolute power doesn't get reforms through.

Please stop, teacher man ;_; just enjoy life, stop crucifying yourself ;_;

>>39311368
>she would tell me about how i made her smile and shit after i left class too. fucking incredible
Was she hot? Do you think you could have fucked her?

>>39316269
No, you were just an edgy contrarian cunt

>that one sub teacher who I once who showed Simpson's and cowboy bebop in class along with other cartoons and anime but he was young and not cringy about it and used it to show the difference in animation style and cultural differences and it's effects on pop culture
>my class are a bunch of complete fucking monkeys and chimp out and call him a faggot whenever he puts anime on but drools at the mouth and blindly stared at the Simpson's
>just shrugs it off and tells them to shut up
>regards have literally never had a sub stand up to them before
Cool guy

>that teacher that was an ex-playboy model

>>39305810
>Be britfag
>Year 8
>Old maths teacher leaves a third of the way into the year
>Walk into classroom
>new teacher is a 40 something african lady with marge simpson hair
>barely speaks english
>can't maths
>class decides to make hell
cont?

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>>39319505
No it's not a slur. But there's a ball that some people call negerbollar (translates to niggerballs), are you sure he didn't say that?

>>39321490
Yes plz sounds glorious

>>39321353
>That teacher who drove in to work in a Playboy-themed car

>that teacher who left a prostitute advertising card visible in his car
>that teacher who bet money with a student that he could touch the ceiling with his foot, and then won the bet in front of the whole class

>>39317125
Do you think there's a chance anon? She's hot as FUCK. You should ask her out

>>39321576
What the fuck sort of flexibility is that

>>39317125
Your motherfucking teacher looks like my oneitis except her hair is brown. Just fuck it nigger, give it a chance, maybe you'll be the one to live the dream where I failed miserably

>that teacher who had the best line while teaching about LEDs
Teacher: "They make condoms with LEDs on them."
Class clown: "Huh, really?"
Teacher: "Yeah, they're for dim fuckers like you."

>>39321631
Both tall and freakishly flexible. It surprised everyone.

>>39320719
Same shit in a technology (woodcraft and shit) class for me. Teacher went apeshit when no one finished their projects but spent literally 3/4s of the lesson talking

>>39321084
Damn anon, how bad was the class you were in? Was she hot

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>that teacher who gave you her panties in your senior year

>>39321848
Australian public School with lebs and Sudanese nothing else must be said
>was she hot
Not particularly

>that teacher who showed a class of 14-year-olds the first half of Full Metal Jacket as a history lesson

>that student who got a teacher lingerie
>that teacher who told only me that she was given lingerie
>that teacher who told me not to tell anyone else
She was qt and also 'famous'

>>39320821
Was she Indonesian herself or some white wackjob like I suspect?

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>That teacher who was really cool but then his wife left him and he started becoming a emotional train wreck.

>>39322023
>some white wackjob
This one

>>39317125
What a qt, get her some drinks and see where it goes.

>that teacher who was almost bought as a child

>>39322051
I had this, except the guy became an alcoholic, came in one day pissed as fuck and got fired.

>the deaf teacher who had an implant and could hear well enough but still talked like she was deaf
>the Russian/Latin language teacher who was from Kazakhstan and when Borat came out everyone mocked him
>that teacher who ran over a kid in the parking lot
>that principal who got arrested and fired for stealing dozens of plastic flower pots

>>39322052
Haha holy shit. What is with these full grown white women obsessing over "exotic and enlightened" asian and middle eastern cultures? They make me cringe more than hardcore weebs.

>that teacher that played mtg and chess with me when I finished my assignments in a photo/video editing class
>he let us just fuck around on computers when we finished stuff
>he even showed his mtg videos in class
>would come to me and my friends corner in class and just talk about games and other interesting topics with us
never change Mr. Chow

>>39304828
>that high school gym teacher who would fuck female students

>>39321661
>they're for dim fuckers like you
Holy shit
Destroyed
Dead
Assblasted
Gone

>>39321661
>they're for dim fuckers like you
that dude got btfo

>>39322170
>>39322187
We were so impressed by a teacher saying "fucker" that I don't think we fully appreciated it at the time.

>that creepy as fuck health teacher who was a man but when we had to talk about puberty and sexual relations he would stalk the female students and keep talking to them about "their monthly flow"
Spooky

>>39322100
>stealing flower pots
but why

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>>39304828

>That nihilist philosophy teacher who wore leather jackets and bought cigarettes to girls in his class and walked some of them home
>That teacher who would had an akira poster in his office
>That teacher who wouldn't shut the fuck up about politics
>That religious teacher that failed multiple people on their religion class project because they doubted the existence of god and got fired
>That jewish teacher who made holocaust jokes

>that teacher who was married and had an affair with the principle who was married with kids
>that art teacher that posted a photo of her arse tattoo on instagram and got fired a few weeks in
>that one quite, nerdy teacher that got pushed too far and exploded in rage
>that one P.E teacher that allowed a student to punch another and got suspended
>that one non-PC history teacher that would tell gay and ethnic jokes

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>that teacher who bullied students for no reason and was friends with the turbonormies

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>that kid who came to school high on heroin
>that retarded kid who wouldn't shut up during lockdown practice and got an entire classroom caught
>that same retarded kid who kept telling girls he was gonna rape them and got forced onto medication because of it
>that kid who "accidentally" kept walking in on people in the bathrooms
>that teacher who got fired for saying "if I had a gun I'd shoot you all dead" in front of the classroom

>the smart funny asshole that stole a candy machine with his friends and lost his $10,000 scholarship to go to a good school.

>that teacher who sounded like kermit the frog
>that teacher who barely graduated high school and college and also looked like alec baldwin
>that teacher who knew lee harvey oswald
>that teacher who regularly browsed tumblr and pinterest during school hours

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>>39313752
>after class he would hang out with the high school girls and tickle their feet

hot

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>>39322586
Was the first one pic related?

>>39315670
>"naaah I deserved it"
>you go on to explain how he deserves it

Gee I really didn't that he was being an asshole until you pointed it out. Thanks for the insight.

>>39322526
>that retarded kid who wouldn't shut up during lockdown practice and got an entire classroom caught

Had one in one of my classes, too. More-or-less same scenario. The whole class agreed that during an actual lockdown we'd just throw him out in the hallway. He was really annoying and we weren't gonna risk our lives by having him in our classroom.

>>39305810
My middle school was so fucking awesome. We were such little shits.

>>39322526
We had this happen with a kid during an actual lockdown.

>>39305810
My class managed to this in the last year of primary school when we were all 10/11. And it wasn't even a substitute, but our main teacher we have all day everyday for every single lesson.

>>39320560
>that Muslim kid
Yeah in North England that's half or more than half of your school

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>>39304828
>that great teacher who got fired for hugging a female student because a nigger reported him, even when the teacher was a close friend of the student's family and both the hugged student and her family defended him

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>>39322526
>>39322867
>>39322919
>lockdown
I don't understand. Is this some American thing where you have to practice school shootings or something?

>>39323805
Go get stabbed by Rasheed eurocuck

>>39323836
>salty burger doesn't want us whites to stick together

>>39323805
>practice school shootings
Yeah, actually that is pretty accurate, but lockdowns can be called by other situations (missing persons; health crises; police searches for drugs)

>>39323805
It's an Australian school thing. You have to practice what to do in case if a school shooting and a few teachers go around trying to find the students until the "lockdown" ends. It's basically just hide and seek, and it only happened once. I got everyone to laugh when it was really quiet and I whispered "I see dead people".

>>39323863
>europoors obvious question is obvious
>feigns white unity when called out

>>39322919
You should've thrown him out of the classroom and locked the door.

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>>39315383
>had a teacher like that
>short qt
>helped me fight my le deprecion xD at the beginning of HS
>she got assigned to another school just as I got over it and started getting /fit/
>now regularly have fantasies of meeting her and fucking her
>cause of my teacher fetish

>>39324077
He would have screamed, that's just as bad.

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>>39322222
>>39322333
>these haven't been checked

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>>39324096
Why was he even talking? Was he just an annoying faggot or did he have a death wish?

>>39324092
Find her anon

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>>39322222
WITNESSEDED in an original fashion

>>39324137
severe autism is a powerful thing my friend.

>that teacher that gave you detention for making fun of his pink shirt

The principal laughed about it behind his back.

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>That teacher who kept her tard kid with her bc nobody wanted to deal with it
>That teacher who never actually taught anybody
>That teacher who always gave his own kids an A
>That sub who was more alpha than the normal teacher

>>39313124
>that gym teacher that would check under a girl's skirt to make sure she had shorts under it
>my friend's younger sister tells her mom about it
>their mom asks me if he actually does that, I answer I don't know
>never realized why they looked so worried until right fucking now
holy shit

>>39306716
>that teacher who was super liberal that constantly threw in her opinion but never let anyone have opposing views despite her teaching math

>>39316189
>that teacher that punched a student that punched another student to make him understand what he did
>no one reported it because he was actually a great teacher and everyone loved him

>>39324092
>my le deprecion xD
I want to hear more about this

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>>39315631
>40000+ slides

>That female teacher that locked up all the white boys in chastity and had all the black kids gangbang her

True story guys

>that teacher who got suspended for shaving a kid's head after he lost a bet
>that creepy female teacher with creepy pedophilic tendencies who got mysteriously fired
>that history teacher who thought that the USSR still existed (he was black)
>that french teacher who everyone hated but you secretly liked because she lowkey tried to redpill the class on national socialism

>>39324092
If she has social media you could probably see what she's up to and possibly communicate with her

>>39305810
>11 years old
>Bro tier old man teacher was sick
>Happy optimistic college sstudent substitute
>She gives us silent reading after lunch
>Everyone starts shouting the words in their book
>2 minutes in and its a full on book fight and people are getting slapped in the face
>A further 3 minutes in and its a dull on ooga booga meltdown
>She runs out crying
>Class goes back to silent reading
>Principle comes in and everyone denys it

>>39304828
>that male teacher in middle school that the older female students and even student's moms thought was hot
>that teacher in hs who showed a youtube video in class and the recommended videos were clickbaits with tits and ass as the thumbnail
>that teacher opened up an article to show the class and there were a bunch of those scam ads on the side like "FIND HOT CHICKS IN YOUR AREA" etc.
>that english teacher in hs that said that she watches the Big Bang Theory because it's an "intellectual " show
>that really sweet and timid female english teacher that was a bit scatterbrained that the chads/stacies in the back of the class made fun of loudly
She also gave me a card after she found out my dad died since I was away from school for a few days.

>>39311774
>That absolutely infuriatingly smug prick of a science teacher who made you re-enact the 12 labors of Hercules just to turn your homework in.

Fuck you, Dr. Godwin, I hope you blow yourself up during a chem lecture.

>that teacher who let a girl into the boys locker room to talk shit to the jv football team before a game
>that teacher who "lost" a failing grade report on Wednesday so a kid could play football on Thursday
>that teacher who got a lap dance from a former student in a strip club
That was all me, friends.

>>39325074
Absolut based

>>39315210
This. Trump has also done more for the left than Hillary Clinton the centrist ever could. Look how repulsive people are finding conservative ideas that used to be mainstream. This is a great time to be a leftist.

>that teacher who put a clothes pin on the projector and made it sing along to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"

His face was all puffed up from the anti-cancer drugs he was taking. He died of cancer a few years after I took his class. When I heard the news, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" played in my head. Quirky, funny, brilliant 9th grade English teacher.

>>39325110
Like the Iraq war and Katrina response embodied into a person. The worse thing you could have done to Kasich without policy was him eating sandwiches.

>that English teacher in her 50s who said "Anon in his sexy shorts" referring to me while I was in class
>She thought I had left the room, it was the final class of the day and I was still packing my bag
>female friend who is still in class with me gives me this "what the fuck" look

Pedo teacher wanted my boi butt.

>that teacher that let one of the students bring in an xbox so people could play CoD if they wanted
>that kid that everyone laughed at after he maxed out the aiming sensitivity, and was laughed at again after he died because he couldn't aim
>it ended up being his only death

>that teacher who I bet money on that he was a pedophile and actually was (I got $20)
>that teacher who told the retarded kid to give up and become homeless, twice
>that teacher that wore a Gucci watch into school and got it stolen
>that teacher who got cancer
>that teacher that got pissed off at a student and knocked him out

>>39320575
This happened to a teacher in my middle school, a shop teacher iirc and it was coffee. Maybe he taught architectural drawing? This was before computers so we did it on drafting tables. Someone asked him about it an he confirmed it, said it was in the paper but we had to go to the district library to look it up.

Also:
>that teacher who quit because someone carved monkey into the side of his desk
>gorillas in the mist was a popular film
>bananas on his desk nearly every day for a week
>that teacher who had a desk thrown at him by loony Richard Rooney
>that teacher who had a student commit suicide and was never really into it after that
>that teacher who died halfway through the semester and had to be replaced

>>39319505
>Kottbulle!
Some are easier to break down than others i guess.

>that old ass teacher in a 100% white elementary school who was nearing retirement and told kids how after the colonialists left africa, the africans did nothing with all the european-built infrastructure and that you can still see the ruins left by enlightened white folks in their countries and how black people are less intelligent and lazy.
>that same teacher who told kids that mohammadans worship a meteorite that fell down form earth and that arabic expansion was muhammadans putting knives at peoples throat and telling them to convert or die.
>that same teacher who told that arabs traded in more slaves than white folks ever did.

He actually got away with it, the absolute madman.

>That teacher who started screaming at the other boys in class to do something when two classmates started fighting

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>>39324828
>>ooga booga meltdown

>>39325620
>that manlet teacher that told a girl to call the police when two classmates starting fighting
>then broke up the fight himself by slamming one of the guys to the ground, forcing him into a chair, then rushing at the other guy causing him to actually put his hands up and surrender

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>>39324700
It was just a little more serious form of that depression that normies have where they are just sad
I was sad because my best friend went to another type of HS and I didnt like my classmates(they where all what we call over here kagouras)

>>39324822
>>39324159
I only know her last name plus she probably has kids and a husband by now.I am average lookin but I dont think I'm capable of cucking someone.

>>39305810
My classmates did this on the first day that I transferred in to impress me.

>>39325613
kek what? Tell me more please

>>39325613
What? Tell me more please

>>that girl with the big tits in 8th grade who never even made it to high school before she had a kid

>>that kid who drop kicked the fat girl, but she didn't even budge, and then shoved him so hard that he did a backflip before hitting the ground

>>the wrestler teacher who always wrestled the jocks in the middle of his lectures

>>that girl who is really popular in middle school, but then isn't popular anymore in high school and reinvents herself as a goth before dieing in a drunk driving accident

>> the nerd who desperately wanted to be liked by the cool kids, so he started working out and got jacked, and his plan actually ends up working for him.

>that teacher who unironically tried to impress a bunch of 13 year olds by telling us that he was a trained FBI agent and that he was legally allowed to carry a gun on an airplane
>that same teacher who started pouting like a 5 year old because some kids said they would rather have a different teacher
>that same teacher who called a girl a "waste of space" because she didn't understand one of the math problems
>that same teacher who divorced his wife because she cheated on him
You sure were one pathetic fuck, Mr. Decoteau

>>that black kid on the basketball team who is the only black kid in the whole school district, but he sucks at basketball

>that teacher who made a child eat an opened yogurt from a bin
>that teacher who always said she was 20 but looked 30-40
>that teacher who always wore sandals or heels (don't ask me why, her feet were all wrinkly and gross)
>those teachers who always shouts during any language class/lesson (apart from English)
Good times

>>39311571
>science teacher with rock hard nips
Literally me

We called him Beamin Boman

>that teacher that you slipped laxatives into her horchata

>>39324763
>that female teacher who feminized a student and made him love BBC

my high school was weird

>>that teacher who likes you a lot, until one of his students suggests you are a sociopath, and then he never looks at you the same again

>>that gym teacher who always insists and encourages all the boys to get in the shower after class but no one ever listens to him, except the smelliest kid, who despite taking showers still smells terrible, and probably only takes the showers at school b/c his family can't afford running water
>>that teacher who acts like a bitch and everyone is afraid of her, but then you have the temerity to talk back to her once and suddenly she doesn't seem nearly as scary as you thought she was

>>that teacher who went to an upper tier college and is now teaching at a shitty rural school, wasting his time

>>that english teacher who has a smaller vocabulary than you do, and constantly accuses you of using a thesaurus.
>>that same english teacher who you feel the need to constantly defy in tiny ways in your essays because you hate the way she is trying to control you and the assignments she makes you do

>>39324940
>teacher looks up youtube on the computer in class
>she said it had ads for straight up porn sites, showing women getting fucked, like the kind you find on hentai sites

How does a school computer get porn ads but a regular home computer just get ads for cars and shit?

>>39325061
>Dr.

If he was a real doctor, he wouldn't be teacher high school science.

>>that teacher in the classroom adjacent to yours in elementary school whose class always looks like it is having more fun than yours
>>that teacher who is wearing braces when she's 50 years old
>>that teacher who dresses like Mr. Rogers and is obsessed with TS Eliot's collection of poems about cats and makes you read about the old Gumby Cat and Mr. Mistofeles and says Mr. Mistofeles in a very strange way that everyone mocks

>>that teacher who is an old fart and member of Mensa, who repeatedly shows your American history class video footage of the Kennedy assassination

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>that hard-assed cat lady science teacher who always had a tan line like pic related, even in the winter

>>that smart/funny teacher whose kid is in your class, but the kid is a total failure and must be a great source of shame to his father

>>that teacher who taught German and had a Hitler mustache