How low can you go /r9k/?

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>>39304119
What exactly is shoeplaying anon?

>>39304199
Google it, guy.

>>39304237
not him but dont want that shit on my history just fuckin explain what u recorded ur mum doin

>>39304275
Shoeplaying is when you're playing with your foot with shoes. It's a type of foot fetish.

>mom walks by me
>dick starts expanding

it's too late for me

>>39304334
That sounds fucking retarded anon

>>39304358
It's a fetish, you wouldn't understand it.

>>39304358
Well, he faps to it, so retards run in his family.

>>39304119
so why didnt you post it yet, anon?

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>came on my own shit again
I can't stop. It smells too good.

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>>39304119
>saw this exact picture of sonic on /pol/
>masturbated to it three times already
>wrote a few sexy lines on notepad to read while staring at the image
>I'm not even a furry, I'm just that desensitized to porn

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>>39305971
>just saved this image too with the same intentions
god help me

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>>39305971
>>39305998
I refuse to believe this isn't a poorly construed joke.

I'm not home alone but I needed a wank so I waited until they were sleeping and banged one out in the bathroom all stealthy like. It's dangerous I know but sometimes you gotta go.

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>>39306059
it isn't, I could go into more detail if wanted.

>>39306193
You might need to lock away your dick for a few months to get back on track.

>>39305776
It's my mom, dude.

>>39306253
yeah, I should've done that years ago when the weird shit started. Does not fapping for a long time, as you suggest, actually work? any studies on that?

>>39306348
All I know is that when I'm fapping several times a day, several days in a row, I go looking for some outlandish shit.

>>39305971
kek

Are you autistic?

>>39306458
When I fap several times a day I just start editing images to fit my tastes better, I never noticed my tastes changing.

>>39306466
Actually yes, I'm high functioning.

>>39306556
If you are masturbating to sonic I think you need to get relabeled as low functioning.

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>>39306696
fortunately autism diagnosis doesn't work like that.