Chinks too fat for the army

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>>39300248
>Chinks
>Gooks

>>39300248
Wait. Matter of fact, why are you posting this here? We have multiple boards for international shit where you're likely to farm more (You)s.

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>>39300299
/r9k/ has a high quantity of weeaboos who need to be educated on why their "most grorious ideal race" is actually terrible.

>>39300248
>masturbate too much
What?
How can you masturbate so much it interferes with daily life?
Is this that weird shit where chinks consider jizm some kind of fucking mana and they're only allowed to cum once a month or some shit?

>>39300248
>>A rising number of young Chinese people are failing fitness tests required to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, state media has proclaimed.

Wow, it's gotta be really bad if their government is willing to lose face and admit this.

Fat is one thing...embarrassing, but it also means their standard of living is now good enough for this to happen...but openly stating their applicants are failing because they're spending too much time pulling their puds?

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Weirdly enough I asked just the other day if chinks could get fat in a /v/ thread about Mei.

>>39300248
Chinks and gooks are completely different things, retard.

To be fair this is probably only news because they refuse to lower standards. Meanwhile in the Aussie army
>we want to recruit a shitton of women
>if you can do 4 pushups and 20 sit ups you're in