This is now your gf

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>anon has changed his relationship status to single

Is it fucked that my first thought was she has a very skinny neck that I can wrap my hands around?

>>39297656
kill her before she can hurt my feelings

>>39297656
I'm afraid of it being a dude...
Who decided it was my gf cause I sure didn't. Explain how I met her OP.

>>39297699
This or cut off her face and have surgeon stitch it on to mine so I can be a qt

>>39297722
>implying you care how you met her

Robots sure have some high standards nowadays

>>39297738
I'd rather not have a gf you failed normie because real firls are shit and I still don't think that that's even a girl you homo.

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ask her to dress up like this

>>39297727
>This or cut off her face and have surgeon stitch it on to mine so I can be a qt
what the fuck man

Thanks anon, I'll take care of her.

>>39297656
Well naturally I have to ask whether she's a spaces or tabs kind of person before I can accept this gf.

>>39297697
this desu

even if a robot managed by some act of god to seduce a girl like this, she'd probably leave immediately after she realized what a self destructive autistic scumbag anon really was

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thank you
i will treat her with love and care

>>39297656
i wish it was my wife instead of gf

>>39298104

Well if it isn't Stan the Man With a Dick Like a Coke Can

Bae, wanna go see a movie tomorrow? I love you <3

>>39298179
This is why you're single
You type like a man with a feminine penis

>>39297656
Thats not a female it's a man with a penis all of you are faggots

>>39298157
unfortunately i am not a coke can i am a modest 7.1x5.7, no bone pressing

>>39298179
You take the cake for being pathetic as fuck, enjoy being a virgin

>>39298223
I'm 8.5 by 7.2, what's the girth of a coke can exactly I wonder

>>39298190
I thought my new girlfriend would like me typing ilke that.

>>39297656
what's the catch? she's retarded or bipolar, isn't she?

>>39297698
you're fine anon, it's likely she would enjoy it

>>39297656
I ask her how many guys she's been with before me.
What happens next?

>>39298267
>asian

obviously a virgin anon

>>39297656
is she a virgin? that's all that matters. if not she can fuck right off

>>39298247
That's not your new girlfriend that's a picture
It's ,virtual, flat, empty
If you keep living in you're dream world all that's going to happen is you're going to fall down to reality.

>>39297656
god, i love chokers so much

Cant wait for the first visit to their family yurt and have some sour horse milk for dinner.

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She's so cute I just want to fucking eat her hair

>>39298210
I called it. Knew it was a bad idea to trust that cocksucker op.

>>39297656
I'd ask what her name was so I could stare at more pictures of her

>>39298297

They are god's greatest invention. I bet she fucks like a tiger all zipped up on crank.

>>39297898
TABS

its a button literally created for identation

>>39298210
>Thats not a female it's a man with a penis all of you are faggots
that makes it even better.

>>39297656

I would just start beating her because she put on the cherry choker upsidown.

>>39298693
tab exists only to indent and be converted to spaces

https://www.instagram.com/taeri__taeri/

here, you're welcome

>>39298295
cant you let men dream

>>39297656
Wonder how it feels to be inside that throat

zzzzz mmmmmhhMmmh

>>39297656
I don't know why you decided to make this thread, but you've only made me feel worse about myself.

>>39299549
MMmMhh ;-) yOung HomOsexuale boy do you want to Practice some hOmO sexualiTy with me?
8=====D

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>>39297656
marry her and have lots of babbies

>>39297656
>*smooches long neck*

>>39297656
thanks but no thanks dude

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>>39297656
I used to think this girl had a truly original beauty to her.
Till I saw this.
The all asians look alike meme holds some truth

>>39299984
>The all asians look alike meme holds some truth
Just increases your chance of finding a qt asian gf

>>39298223
I'm 8.2x5.8, that's actually the cutoff between decent and too small

>>39300087
im not a chad, nor would an asian gf this cute ever go near me.
Even if she did want to be my gf being with someone that cute is stressful. I know she'd have lots or orbiters and there'd be loads of guys trying to cuck me.

>>39299984
There's only so many plastic surgeons. OP's pic and yours probably went on adouble date to the same one

>>39299984
>>39297656
>Koreans

Yeah, expect those whores to be pumped with plastic surgery

All Korean women look the same because they're all fake

>>39297656
Looks like a trap to me, though maybe it's just me

>>39297797
dude, she's perfect :)

>>39297656
I can't pay her debts though

Good, good... the first of many pawns signals the beginning of my plan.