Why hasn't this ever been said before?

The real question, is why hasn't this?

Idk why hasn't this?

Life is pleasing

Today I had a lot of fun

No regrets bother me

I am so grateful

I Iove Iife

I can't love a thot

Traps do not attract me

I am sane

Making six figures

Two rapey rappers wrapped 'round a wound

Having sex today

I have a huge cock

Black people and women are equal to white males

My depression is cured

I'd rather stand up for myself

You have been muted for 24 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Lol. Good thread

>>39297084
How the hell was this never said before.

I have good self-image

>>39297116
Nobody had a huge cock

Depression isnt so bad

I fucking body slammed her with my dick!

I finally got a date

After years of not masturbating, I can finally see, again!

NoFap works

Withoutspaces

I haven't fapped in years

I'm married to a woman

Woman a to married I'm

I still haven't fapped today

MODS ARE ASLEEP POST RARE PEPES

Will I ever fap?

>>39297186
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT OF MY THREAD!

I'm not unhappy.

How many times are you getting muted?

>>39297205
holy shit, can't believe that was never said here before!

You're muted.

Whites = Blacks

My comment is completely original.

My post is completely original.

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>>39297218
i can, and will, believe it

This thread is completely original.

This post is completely original.

I'm not suicidal, for once. :)

This comment wasn't completely original.

I feel great today

Do not go to school today, guys; I'm giving away brownies.

Anons dont worry , we will all be happt one day

I love my life as it currently is

I'm a functioning human being

Pfft, who needs Prosaic?

I no longer need to visit this board.

I won the lottery jackpot!

I have a loyal girlfriend

I shot the Sheiriff.

I finally got laid.

I am a Chad, alpha as fuck!

Johnny Neptune is the coolest motherfucker dead or alive.

I came here from 9gag.

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>>39297331
yeah, unbelievable

Being alive isn't so bad

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>>39297353
Are you lost little boy?

This thread is enjoyable.

I haven't lost my virginity.

I no longer like anime.

I am proud of my achievements

>>39297368
I'm a grown adult.

My parents are supportive.

I no longer like chicken tendies.

>>39297385
You seem very mature.

I am no longer dependent on my mother.

I support homosexual marriage.

I no longer need antidepressants.

I've given up on drugs.

4chan has gotten better over the years.

>>39297435
4chan was always good.

We live in a good world.

I am a transsexual.

The Flat Earthers were right all along.

Unlink the world, unlock the rest.

Religion was right all along.

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

Hitler did nothing right.

I am not a failure.

I have a good job.

Pedophilia is natural.

The post below mine is original.

We'll all be OK.

OP, you're a good person.

I wasn't bullied.

I wasn't rejected.

I was born gay

I'm getting promoted

>>39296863
I have no anxiety

others respect me

Hahaha this is really good fun

I respect myself

I have a wonderful girlfriend.

>>39297001
Damn this one hits hard.

why has no one ever said this before?

>>39297782
Never mind, I'm retarded. Fuck you ninny muggins

Homosexuality is the purest form of love

I am Ioved by someone

Tomorrow is going to be a great day

Boomers are the greatest generation

Boomers didn't ruin America

I like my living situation

>>39297789
The world is beatiful

>>39297853
Oh, I see, it's only original because I made a mistake.

>>39297789
Because nobody likes being muted, so they avoid short and seemingly unoriginal posts.

That kid that fapped in class

I won't run away anymore.

I'm not dependent on anyone.

l don't hate my Iife.

>>39297880
Okay, did /r9k/ get reset?

What is virginity like?

>>39297908
But even Chads know what virginity is like, anon

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I am happy about my life.

this post was originaI

A girl loves me.

You just need to be yourself, bro.

Did the robot get reset?

>>39296863
Normies are respectful and understanding over interests that differ from the norm.

My academic life is prosperous

How has this never been said by anyone before?

>>39296863
I think females deserve respect

No one read this

This is the best thread currently on /r9k/.

Marxism-Leninism is true.

cheesy stink feet

Going out and meeting people cured my depression.

>>39298325
Marxism-Leninism is right

I have plans this weekend.

I feel accomplished.

These are good vibes

I am not an anti-communist.

Said no one ever, literally

I desperately wish to lick Taylor Swift's anus.

On August 25, 2017, Rich Piana has passed away

>>39298401
If no one has ever said this is because you all on this board are figs

I am not a normie

Kanye West for president.

>>39298401
If the robot were also installed on /pol/, I doubt it would be original.
Licking anus is degenerate though.

I'm finally a happy person

I know the people in my life love me

>>39298445
Licking anus is good.

>>39298461
No one ever said this either. This board is doomed.

Sucking a penis is a thing I would do.

My sexual life is fulfilling.

I've accomplished a goal

Hillary Clinton would be an excellent president.

I don't think the Kalergi Plan is real.

No woman is a roastie.

We're gonna make it some day

This thread sucks lol.

Summer is my favorite season

I love sucking cock!

/offtopic/

How do you pronounce /r9k/ verbally? I have never spoken about /r9k/ out loud but I think I would say "Robot nine thousand" or "Robot nine k".

Nice guys get laid

>>39298625
I'm actually surprised this one hasn't been said.

I am a straight man and I am not attracted to traps.

>>39298687
I am a straight man and I am attracted to traps

Transgender women deserve respect.

Traps are human beings.

I love Latinos.

Race doesn't exist

Nazism is a disgusting ideology.

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>>39298725
Kek, RIP Alejandro

It is not homosexual for a man to like penises.

Traps are not really gay

>"Racism = Bad" is not original.

What?

There are more than two genders.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Autism is a deadly disease.

I'm in desperate need of a woman

Justin bieber is overrated

My name jef

>>39298809
Who gives a fuck about Justin Bieber, this is /r9k/. Beliebers are the wizards of normies. It's basically the normie equivalent of anime.

This thred is ded.

Tomorrow night I am going out.

I'm going clubbing tonight.

>>39298918
You missed the entire point you dumbfuck

I want to get better.

>>39299184
Well, I kinda explained why that post was original, wasn't that the point?

I have a sexy girlfriend

I have received oral sex.

Reddit is very funny.

I am cured

>>39296863
lol hahahahahahha it's so funny because /r9k/ would never post such things because of their crippingly autistic and sociopathic nature.

>>39299819
cripplingly*

origsnnsns

I had the balls to ask out a Latina girl

You won't ever regret asking a girl out.

I don't use my phone when I shit.