welll robots, How do you stack up? note:escorts and sex with

>>39295854
pro tip: if you into the bingo meme you already are a normalfag

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>6/25
Not a normalfag by any chance.

>>39295881
this is pretty much mine, except I don't use social networking anymore, and the only 'drug' I've done was alcohol.

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Pretty bad considering i am 23

I'm living with my aunt and I'm not fat
That's it though.

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please shoot me I hate my life

>>39295854
>had at least 5 sexual partners
>picked up a girl from a bar or club
>have had sex in a public place

REEEEEEE fuck off with this shit. This isnt normie bingo this is Chad bingo. Also even normies I know dont go out most weekends (unless you're still in college)

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>>39295854
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content)

fuuu

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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hmm. if i were still fat i wouldn't have an actual bingo but the years of self-loathing drove me to /fit/

i still don't have a gf and i'm currently neet (have been for almost a year straight since i quit my shit retail job) but i've got friends and a decent social life

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4/25 and I am 25 failing half of my university courses. fml

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>moved out before but now I'm back (until I finish my degree at least)
>have social networks but they are dead as pac
>parents say they proud of me but I know they're just saying that so I don't kms
>had a girl say she 'luvs' me but we were 15 so doesnt count

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I did worse than I expected. Kind of depressing.

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>>39295854
Am I welcome here?
Originally


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>>39296019
No. Get tf out Chad!

>>39295854
I still live with my parents.
I've never played on a sports team
I've never been on a vacation with friends because I have none.
No friend would come to my funeral because I have none.
No concerts with friends because no friends
Never kissed.
Dont get compliments
Have a hard time conversating.
Never held a bday
I never go out
Didnt go to prom or dated
dont use social media
virgin
never been in a relationship
never tagged
virgin
parents are not proud
not fat but also not in good shape
virgin
dont do drugs
im alone on bdays and holidays
never dated, so no girl to say she loves me
no job
no house party because no friend
no car, so cannot pick up

I believe its time to end it

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>>39295854
I'm 21, surely there is no way out for me at this stage. Just fuck my entire life up.

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I'm 20

wahey!

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>>39295854
I played in a soccer team for a month when I was little. Guess that counts

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What do you say robots? Stay or nay?

>>39295881
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>>39296114
feels bad bros

Everyone else kindly get out, ree.

>>39295854
"Lost virginity" should be instant bingo.
Also, sex with condoms counts but getting raped doesn't.

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>>39295854
How did I originally do?

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>>39295854

Gymcel reporting. My parents are proud of my academic achievements. I also hide the fact im a social failure and virgin from them.

>>39296156
I have given up completely
>>39296198
I dont understand why someone like you is here. Maybe I should fuck off to wizchan

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I guess this would seem at least somewhat normie desu.
Sorry guys.

>>39296241
I've been a NEET for 10 years (with a 1 year interruption) and I only have 2 IRL friends, none close by. Why would I not be here?

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I'm a normalfag and aware of it.

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5/25

>compliments
>social networking
>tagged in photos with girls
>rarely alone on birthdays
>had girl say she loves you

Most of these are because I have a pretty big family of sisters who pay attention to me on my birthdays, pressured me into making a Facebook so they can tag me in normie shit, and I had a girl online say she loves me once but I sperged and ruined everything.
Can I stay here, guys? Please?

>>39296346
Absolutely not. Go get a blowjob or something.

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>>39295854
Only job and drugs, which makes it even more depressing.

>>39296346
also apparently i'm retarded and don't understand how bingo works i want to fucking die

>>39295854
i briefly played in a team sport and had a birthday party when i was around 12. i don't think those should even count unless they've been within the past 10 years. otherwise i'm 0% normie with nothing checked.

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>>39295854
>tfw a pretty girl told me she loved me and meant it, yet I'm still a social fuck up

>>39295854
okay but like what if half of these my mum has forced me to do
does it count then
such as go on a beach trip with a church group, have a birthday party, pick her (my mum) up from a bar, etc
also if i'm a girl and i get tagged with my mum on her facebook does it count
because i mean
hey
that's still points, right?

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Should I leave /r9k/?

Only be in shape and have a job.

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>sex with condoms do not count as lost virginity
what?

>>39296500
you can stay (originally).

>Sex with condom isn't sex

For fuck's sake it's like you want to make your own lives harder. You already have nothing and you make up all these useless rules to make your anxiety worse.

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>>39295854
kill me
but do it originally at least

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*cough*

oriorioriginal

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>>39295854
She said it out of sympathy.

Every time I think about women it makes my soul hurt.

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Had a period of about 3 years where I tried.

I think I'm technically a cyborg

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For reference I am 21

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Does having a girl say she loves me count if she's trans?

And does going out on most weekends count if it's going to a friend's house to play Dungeons and Dragons?

>>39295854
The only ones I can't check are "moved out" and "social networking" and I move out this weekend. However if I answer those questions since last 5 years it's like 85% empty, can I stay robots?

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Fuck this board, you're (almost) all shit.
There's literally at most 3-4 things on this bingo that are acceptable for /r9k/.

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Not even close damnit.

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My Friends are literally the only thing stopping me from killing myself.
But hey, I'm a Normie I guess.

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>>39295854
Almost filled the whole thing. Pretty good imo but have no intention of fulfilling the remaining three.