>spilled my piss bottle all over my floor I want to fucking die

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>piss bottle

>>39295419
Why did you have a bottle full of piss anon?

>>39295429
>>39295445
Where the fuck do you think you originally are?

>>39295445
I don't have the motivation to get up and go to the bathroom
I also don't want to interact with my parents unnecessarily and let them know I'm awake cause they won't leave me the fuck alone if I do
plus my floor is fucking disgusting and if I get up and walk around I have to thoroughly wipe my feet before I get back in the bed which I don't want to deal with

>>39295445
Because he's a robot.

>>39295485
Get a fucking life, for fucks sake.

>>39295419
pour water on the piss spot and use a water proof vacuum

>>39295606
fuck off normalfag why are you even here

>>39295629
Be an hero fag.

>>39295419
>tfw my piss bottle doubles as my phlegm/spit bottle (i produce massive amounts of phlegm due to allergies)
>i only piss in it occasionally, so it's allowed to fester over several days into a slimy concoction of old piss and phlegm
it's spilled a few times because and goddamn, what a nightmare. the smell.

>>39295606
fuck off normie, I think you came to the wrong place

>>39296006
>>39295629
I'm not a normie, I just think that OP is taking the otaku life a bit to far.

>>39295445
Originally leave this place and never come back