Who /devilish/ here?
>poor service at restaurant
>go to bathroom
>go into stall
>smear shit on the walls
>lock the stall door
>piss on floor below door
>climb over stall and leave
>mfw they have to crawl through my peepee before they clean up my poopoo
Nah I'm /saintly/.
>bartender didn't charge me for second drink
>give her a bigger tip
>>39294248
>Be american
>Get shot
>Pay thousands in medical costs
>Leave the doctor a 15% tip for his honest work
>>39294347
Which America are you talking about? In the United States we dont leave tips for doctors, and if you were shot you wouldnt be held responsible for the bill.
>>39294239
You know you can unlock those from the outside right?
>>39294369
It was an original joke, anon.
>>39294414
well it wasnt a very good one, none of it is accurate at all and is easily picked apart.
>>39294239
>go to McDonald's
>drive thru
>"may I take your order?"
>"no"
>drives off
Who /devilish/ here?
>>39294435
I thought it was a good joke. I wasn't the one that wrote it. It just poking fun at the general stereotype of the US.
>Be american
>Go to walmart
>Get pants sharted
>Buy xxl diapers
>Give a 60% tip the cashier
>Walk outside
>Get shot
>Dont tip the bullet
D e v i l i s h
>>39294443
>>39294239
This going to be a good thread.
>order mcdonalds.
>ask for tendies.
>they say you mean nuggets.
>tell them nigger isnt a good word to say.
>they tell me that said nuggets.
>oh.
Ree really loud and drive off slowly.
/devilish/
>>39294239
reply to thread and they get no new posts.
I guess all the normies and wage cucks fucked off now.
>Captcha produces a word I cannot understand
>Put "nigger" instead
>Captcha accepts it anyway
> spend time reading fine print on everything and finding loopholes
> create bullshit reason that said corporation fucked up
> talk to customer service for 6 hours until they hang up and ree
> do this for everything