How's about a nice little "mouse" thread, lads?

>>39293903
>5'3" male in college

feels kinda bad man

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>>39293903
Ah stop it's so me it hurts

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>tfw have 20gb of books on my phone to read whenever i do go out in public because otherwis it'd be scary

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>you will never burst into treats like a pinata

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>>39293903
the mouse is probably very eager to please cock even if "he" doesn't know it yet.

>>39293903
I guess now i know what i am... thank you for this anon. really. Thank you so much.

>>39293903
Shit that hits way to close home.

>>39295197
people can make any type of thread and trap degeneracy will still find a reason to spill into it

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>second year of college
>still don't have one friend because I can't talk to strangers and I don't have anything worth talking about
I live in a suite and I basically hide from them, I only go outside to go to class and eat, or take a walk very early in the morning

This fucking board and it's ultra feminine guys is making me fucking gay. Stop with the female personalities and mannerisms FFS.

thanks i'm going to try to overcome all of these behaviours

>>39296692
>people can make any type of thread
And yet they choose to make stupid feel garbage every time.

>and trap degeneracy will still find a reason to spill into it
Because you act like WOMEN!
WOMEN IN NEED OF COCK!

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>>39296750
>stupid feel garbage
You do realize where you are, right? If you want trap threads, go back to /b/.

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>>39296788
You do realize >>39296750 is correct, right? like it's objectively accurate

Anyways if you're a boy as shy and meek as op pic you should reevaluate your place in life as more than a cocksleeve

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>>39293903
Let's break down what the maker of this picture is trying to sell us
>We start off with negative adjectives Timid, unassuming, afraid, fairly common traits among law abiding citizen
>Frail, weak body covered by unfitting clothes
In this part we are told that ideally we are supposed to be fit and have tailor fitted clothes (wealth)
>Overly polite, uses please and thank you too much
Good manners = bad, implies that we are supposed to be uncouth, obnoxious etc
>Massive social anxiety, and bad at hiding it
"Man up, just bee yourself" in a nutshell
>May have a particular nervous tick
Seems to be added as spice to the stereotype
>Reminisces about past failures and awkward moments
Common bad habit of people who fucked up at the wrong time
>Feels awkward for being alone in public
Everyone feels awkward just walking around doing nothing, unless you're going somewhere to do something it would be just mindless wandering
>May pretend to check his phone or watch when he feels awkward in public
90% of people try to escape a awkward situation by distracting themselves with other things
>at group events shit
That's what you're supposed to do, your friends are supposed to politely introduce you to the new people, what kind of creep just walks up to other people and sparks up a conversation, filthy extroverts
>in uncomfortable situations his instinct is to retreat to the solitude of his home or burst into tears
Once again what does the writer expect people to do, fight? grin and bear it for what? everyones first instinct is to leave an uncomfortable situation, the burst into treats typo part is hilarious and i don't know any men that do that, everyone knows it is a faux pas for men to cry in public

>>39296813
damn that's a puffy vulva dude

>>39296904
You sound like you're really bad at hiding it.

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>>39296920
Have a (you) for your low quality post, it's more than you deserve but i know you need it

>>39296930
Thank you sir, very generous.

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>>39296904
>uses words like uncouth
lmfao instant pussy poison, u went 3 sentences without sounding like a fag

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>>39297024
>can't formulate a coherent response
>"Hurr lets just focus on one word he used, question his sexuality and imply women do not like sophisticated men because i am not one"
Too cool for school eh? oh what the hell, im feeling generous, here you go, have a (you) too

>>39295197

do you have a cock in need of pleasing?

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>>39296692
>>39297869
See? i told you shy boys always know to bend over and receive cock when they should

You WILL stop forcing people to force themselves into such limiting, negative stereotypical categories.

Embrace love, my friend.

>>39296904
Why are you exaggerating the opposite of the picture? lmfao

>In this part we are told that ideally we are supposed to be fit and have tailor fitted clothes (wealth)
No, you just have to not be weak (there's a long way between that and fit) and wear clothes that fit (not tailor fitted)
>Good manners = bad, implies that we are supposed to be uncouth, obnoxious etc
What is "too much". Obviously you use polite language only when appropriate. Mice use them all the time.
>"Man up, just bee yourself" in a nutshell
No idea how you got a suggestion from a criticism
>Seems to be added as spice to the stereotype
Just making assumptions nice
>Common bad habit of people who fucked up at the wrong time
Everyone does this sometimes, I don't think it should be in the picture
>Everyone feels awkward just walking around doing nothing, unless you're going somewhere to do something it would be just mindless wandering
I feel ok wandering mindlessly and just enjoying my surroundings and letting my thoughts drift
>90% of people try to escape a awkward situation by distracting themselves with other things
Source: your ass
>That's what you're supposed to do, your friends are supposed to politely introduce you to the new people, what kind of creep just walks up to other people and sparks up a conversation, filthy extroverts
You start off with your friends and bring other people into your group, or go off alone and talk to people
>Once again what does the writer expect people to do, fight? grin and bear it for what? everyones first instinct is to leave an uncomfortable situation, the burst into treats typo part is hilarious and i don't know any men that do that, everyone knows it is a faux pas for men to cry in public
No you try to make it less uncomfortable.

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>>39294116
>tfw 5'4

i feel you

>>39294116
>>39298027
My people
It's been getting better
I went to bingo with my roommates, cute girls gave noticed me. We're all going to make it

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DONT JUDGE ME

>>39293903
i want to fuck the mouse lovingly

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>in college for 3 weeks
>gathering of a bunch of people in my class
>somehow they start to discuss what kind of animal they would be or identify with
>everyone says something like fox or eagle or lion
>it's my turn
>'I...'
>'Oh I know what anon would be. He's a mouse hahaha!'
>they all agree, laugh and don't even let me speak

I was just shocked it was so obvious to everyone else

>>39294116
>>39298027
heh im bigger than both of you

>5'5'' master race

>>39296904
> Everyone feels awkward just walking around doing nothing
I do not. When I have nothing to do, I start just walking back and forth with no particular destination point. It tends to freak people out and I just can't see why.

>>39297902
only if you're attractive enough though, and in a twink kind of way, i aint gaying out for some icky guy

>>39298081
I don't even have a roommate

It won't get better for me

>There are people who can't function even remotely normally in public

Top zozzle I truly pity you all

Fucking homos

>>39293903
I recommend all mice get a watch.
>bored
>not talking to anyone
>walking somewhere
Doing any of these you can check your watch and look busy/waiting for something/ at least comforted by the regularity and routine of time passing.

Also is anyone here /mouseborg/? i do all teh above except
>I'm actually fit
>I only get truly nervous around my oneitis (but I sill reminisce and dwell)
>i dont cry ever usually I just run away

Fuuuuck I just realized I have about half of those. I constantly look back on old conversations and slap myself over all the dumb shit I say. I apologize too much for relatively meaningless stuff, and I'm generally incompetent when it comes to anything related to texting
It's gotten to the point where I worry that I'm texting people too much because they don't always respond quickly.
What do? I don't want to always feel like I'm being an inconvenience.