anti-aging

stop roleplaying you loser

>>39292427
i'm a female (female) and just making an anti-aging discussion thread. if I were roleplaying, i'd be trying to sneak in some pro-trap rhetoric or something.

Anti-aging tip: Get off this planet. The air you breath and the food and water you consume is littered with toxic chemicals, and the space you occupy is littered with electromagnetic radiation. No exceptions.

>>39292537
more like Anti-aging tip: leave this universe, as everything is subject to entropy

>>39292419
Stop using products shower less and with less heat get 8-9hrs sleep eat ur veggies fruits and meat

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i really hope you haven't fallen this far

i hope you're just trying to signal your "worth" to these "people" and you don't actually believe your real worth is in appealing to these people

here's a fucking tip my lady

almost anything you buy to prevent an affect will cause the same affect and worse, you just won't notice until it's too late. stop buying into the fucking cosmetic jew and study herbalism, see if you can get an apprenticeship at an apothecary. and stop GIVING A FUCK.

>Have good genes
>Sleep more
>Do some light sport
>Do not eat premade shit food
>Do not have stress. No so called 'positive' stress either.
>Lead a boring ass neet life

Works well for me (male) at least.
But it will also keep you from having much of a life to look youthful in, so not sure if that is worth the trouble for you.

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>spending what little you have on luxury products shilled to you endlessly because companies know women are eternally insecure about stupid shit
Well it's your life, have fun smearing a hundred bucks worth of mud into your face and hoping against hope to reverse entropy.

>>39292419
Definitely use a retinol cream; unlike a lot of other skin products, there is ample evidence that it works.

Also, whatever you do, don't smoke.

>>39292794
this comment has synchronicity with my dreams.

that's basically insane.

we're all going to make it out, but not alive.

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>>39292855
translation: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

>>39292873
I deleted the comment because I used the word destiny If you want to know. It's beyond me to to know if we really have a destiny in a fate kind of way. But yeah I was thinking about aging and saw this thread.

>>39292598
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>>39292678
>>39292855

Thank you for the varying advice so far, even >>39292718

:)

r9k is a pleasant place beneath all the surface-level drama

Avoid caffeine.

>>39292419
killing yourself will keep you young forever

>>39292419
Time to trap your beta provider into marriage. Ticktock, ticktock, time to trap a cock