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I want to be a hermit not a rapper.

Hello - severe phobia of people from being mistrusted .

It's why I took root to the internet, so people could judge me on my words than appearance.

I'm not even that ugly, I just kind of stun people.

>scrolling through threads
>see nigger pepe pointing gun at me
>have involuntary muscle movement to dodge

is it from the vidya or dem streets?

>>39292387
whatever you do sample reeeeeeeee

>>39292387
I've been making beats for so fucking long but I still suck why god

>>39293319
How many hours you put in a day my nig?

>>39293417
quite a bit i had to stop for awhile due to my laptop breaking but i watched youtube videos and played piano even when i couldn't do that

it seems like every day i study it from sun up till sun down i mostly watch youtube videos high because everything i make is SHIT

I can show you a few if you want?

>>39293897
Show. Can't be that bad

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>>39292933
Dan nigga you spit some fiya

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>>39292933
None of this shit even rhymes.
Fuck off and hit up reddit niggers.

>>39293915
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zCNOw268jQ

heres one simple one

>>39294140
Silly anon. That is a good beat.
would rap on/10

>>39294160
yeah i can make shit good enough to rap on but nothing worth selling or sticking out past that

>>39292387
This could be whack af, but I spent over an hour making this just for the thread, so a rate would be nice.

Part 1/2

No GF, bros, I got no GF
Ask one out, and I guess she's deaf
Some meet up & ditch you, like, "I guess she left"
Acting like I'm a creep ends their pretence
Dating or not, that ain't how you keep friends
Rejected by dive bar whores, I'm off the deep end
This social dance, I can't understand how my feet step
I too poor to give whores checks, can't pay for sex
Never getting brain affects my cortex
Back to my depressive vortex

I think I'm deserving cheers for publicly averting tears
despite being alone for thirty years
By now, I'd respond to any flirty queers after two squirts of beer
Why live? I don't get the point like a pyramid
I've been here amid my peers, getting nothing
Nobody steered this kid or gave his gears a shift
when he was on the wrong path, fear ridden,
About to veer a bit closer off of that pier in shit
Ain't nobody wanna be hearin' it

>>39294706
Part 2/2

Catching feelings and Chads are just making bets
about which one of them gets laid the best
My oneitis bitches how she got raped, she says
Chad took her home, she let him taste her breath
Fooled around, partially clothed, naked, then
she didn't say no or yes, but "delayed consent"
Raped? I bet the sunset came then went
and the whole room was stained and wet like a painted bench
By morning time, she clearly stayed in bed
long enough to smell the breakfast bacon scent
This story wasn't just heartbreak, it's theft
My happiness, only a five percent stake is left
I pray for death, someone drown me in the lake's greatest depth

Loneliness helps breathe some life in my songs
Self improvement, I've tried quite a barrage
In spite of the odds, I failed at righting my wrongs
Chad and I is like a knife vs. tongs
I'd rather light up some drugs to ignite a mirage
What else to do when you're a blight on the Gods?
Sexually sterilized and socially paralyzed
Doctors chasing your cheese, they're some feral mice
Acting slick, hoping something's up like an oil barrel's price,
scratch their heads and say "he's in peril, guys"
Such experts; their advice provokes my re-roll, no pair of dice

>>39294706
write a chorus lol

no gf (no bitches)
no gf (no bitches)
no gf (no bitches)
no gf (no bitches)

i got no bitches i got no bitches
pop a percocet and i got no bitches
no bitches no bitches
whooo whooo
no bitches

>>39294706
>>39294730
>>39294805
Nice work anon! You seem cute. Keep it up!

>>39294805
Here's my attempt at a chorus:

Self worth's in debt
Keep downing that percocet,
at least it doesn't worsen stress
but I still want rope to hurt my neck

My eyes are wet, ain't life in my step
Clutch my chest, and wheeze out that stifled breath
Thinking right when I realize there's nothing left
Nothing left, God damn, there's fucking nothing left
Ironically, being KHV is my kiss of death

I don't know why I'm writing such dark material, I'm really not that depressed.

>>39294832
Thanks!

39294949
a chorus is catchy and repeats along the song two or three times its usually something simple not written like another verse

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>>39292387
>starts a rapping thread
>doesn't post rapping tomoko in the OP

>>39294970
You're right, I kept finding more rhymes and convoluting it. If you're not OP, is OP still even here?

>>39292387
Chad Marco is that you? I love your shit, just wanted to say you make some awesome tracks man.

>>39294730
Hey, man I like your output, atm I'm not so good at rhyming but I'd like to practice on this write up.

Could just add some form mark of ownership on the lyrics?, like pseudonym on it, so I can use it without guilt since it's your output and I'd feel better that way.

>>39294706
>>39294730
>>39294805
>>39294949

Fuck that's awesome. Somebody please make the song. 4chan songs are always really good to be honest.

>>39295131
If someone would actually rap that I'd work on that beat I posted here earlier and make it longer to fit the song

>>39292387
hey, I make beats and been thinking of making a rap project called "virgin crew", got some lyrics as well but cant post them now. drop a skype id or discord whatever and we can talk more there
god bless

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>>39295090
Sorry, I don't really get what you mean. I screencapped your reply to show the (you) and confirm you're replying to my post. Go ahead and use it, I don't mind. If you really want a pseudonym, use New Rick.


Here's another chorus attempt, I'm really out of effort now.
Build on it if you want.

No girlfriend, that fucking feel when
It's a whirlwind, there ain't no healing
(x2)

>>39295392
here's some of my beats

1. https://instaud.io/1cIz
2. https://instaud.io/1cIB
3. https://instaud.io/1cIC

I will post more if you anons like them

>>39295451
will you teach me how to produce?

how do you sit there and push out songs all day without wanting to kill yourself?

>>39295472
drop contact, I absolutely LOVE to talk about production, I will teach you everything I know, I need someone as passionate as me (and autistic) to talk about it

>>39292387
https://soundcloud.com/sewerraps/

505 KEKOLD BUCKY

My brain's a mess, I'm strange I guess
If life's a game, I failed the test
I daydream I'm a dame in a dress, it makes me depressed
Dressed in all black, you'd think I'm a punk guy
Emotionally stunted, I'd just cry at the sight of a slut's thigh
Must've been high when I crushed my skull in that drunk drive
Put my dink in her stink and she gave me the skunk eye
"Disgusting!" she cries, I shuck and I jive
I'm a cuck, I feel so alive when she fucks other bucks, I could die

>>39295472
I dont spend all day because sometimes it just pisses me off when things dont go my way, but when I hear an idea I can literally sit half a day on my chair without feeling hungry or tired because I need to finish a song

I ain't got no gf
I'm wasted and I'm fuckin stressed
Catchin' my breath, tryna forget about my ex
I ain't got feeling left
But I'mma forget about it go Chase a check
Scared I won't make it I gotta pass the test

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>this whole fucking thread
As a fellow robot I still support you guys!

>>39294140
Hey, dude. Can I have your permission to rap over this beat?

>>>39295472 (You)

i can make beats in a pattern no problem but as soon as i have to structure and arrange it i get completely fucked

maybe i should take a break i usually write better if i do and im thinking of making those dj mustard beats just for something hypeish and poppy but simple to make

Is mumble rap the ultimate robot style? Imagine an autismo migos or 21savage that would be some dope and funny shit

og 4chan /g/ rap
http://drizzywap.bandcamp.com

>>39295484
Trash. Absolute trash.

>>39295549
$uicideBoy$ as well

>>39295532
yea man but split profitz if any with me plx

>>39295484
Whitest shit I've ever heard.

>>39295484
These are hilarious. True robot rap. Keep it up man.

>>39295538
dont be too hard on yourself because hip-hop beats (or just beats in general) dont leave much wiggle room for songwriting structure, you really won't be able to reinvent the wheel here unless you come up with some dope sound design techniques. All big producers are where they are because they took basic shit and put their own spin on it, that's what separates the pros from the novices, imo

>>39295484
Stop. Just stop. Now.

As a hapless NEET, I watch all the crap that I please
Attack my meat to any actress that's Japanese
Most tantric addicts haven't seen half of these
Average man would wreak havoc if she dampened the sheets
That isn't me, actually I'm glad that she pees
Dammit, I want her crap as a hat now, hear me plead
Anime half the day, my life's crapped away

I ran out of stuff to say

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hey everyone this is op. its probably a good idea if i give details before people start writing bars so my discords frogman#8576 hit me up if youre interested

>>39295484
>https://soundcloud.com/sewerraps/
wew lad, your songs really do belong in the sewers

>>39295451
I like your beats but the piano sound a little too clean for me maybe you could put add some tube gain to it.

here is some of what i did. but it is in my native tounge besides i am a terrible rapper.

https://instaud.io/1cJb
https://instaud.io/1cJd
https://instaud.io/1cJe

>>39295478

Not that dude but I'm interested too.
Skype: kenzorevine

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>>39295446
My grammar is shit, I haven't exactly cultivated the habit of reading my posts for anything that could make posts less readable.

I just wanted to say that you output (as a response post to the thread) was pretty great, I liked your write up and would do a few try out raps and if I liked 'em enough, I would just post them some where.

Maybe it was stupid for me to ask for a "mark" or a pseudonym, I can get LARPy sometimes.

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just got FL studio, lads. what YouTube tutorials do you guys recommend?

>>39296786
i would recommend basic equalizing, compression, maximizing.
what helped me a lot was to stick to a routine.
first record all your ideas and then start to mix and change the sounds or pugins. that helped me to finish things more often.
if you looking for tutorials look for what you want to do for example how to do vocals like.. or kick drum mixing, how to reverb, how do do a subbass in fl etc. for plugins and samples check audioz.info

i highly reccommend the waves plugins and fabfilter pro Q2 as an eq. the synthmaster vst is also good and the u-he synths escpecially ace. breaktweaker for easy break making and don't put add a reverb an delay on everything.
if you use a delay or reverb add a compressor or maximizer to keep the sound at accurate volume.

keep in mind that people tend to add reverb and delay on everything but most of the time less is more or the yound might loose dynamic and soud hollow.

>>39296531
added you, will be gone for a while but we shall talk soon enough

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Too dumb to understand too smart to receive benefits
girls turn me down like tops of medicine
Feeling depressed because I missed the boat
but don't want to go get a rope, because this vidya game shit is dope
Cashier smiles give me a glimpse of hope
thinking I'm going to hit a Homer
because she said "have a nice day" then gives me dough
but they just doin their job
there's no dating here
she's doing 9-5 just to make it here

Neet since 09, low key dissed by my cousins because I have no life
no girl and no ride
livin in my mom's house,she's old and will be dead in no time

want to lose weight to get at the girl who rejected me
then wanna see her again because revenge is sweet
but fell victim to yet another binge and eat
counting calories as a brainlet, never gonna make it
opportunity is out there, forever in my blanket
protein shakes, never gonna drink it
depression,never gonna shake it
therefore girls,will never see me naked

>>39297357
the last 4 lines are depressingly good

>>39297357
>counting calories as a brainlet, never gonna make it
>opportunity is out there, forever in my blanket
>protein shakes, never gonna drink it
damn, had me in tears.top kek!

>>39297357
that is good! record this and i will make you a beat

My lust has rescinded from bad bitches
Hook up culture hinders my chances
from getting simple dinners and dances
I want to burn Tinder to ashes
Stacy goes into splits on the mattress
and would rather commit to a savage
'cause her personality clicks with a Chad's jizz
but won't say his big dick's an advantage
She just can't restrict their advances
Big surprise, not talking Kinder egg hatches
Pepe reeees and spits out a mad hiss

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Your an orbiter.
Try to understand her.
She's not riding she's not riding your dick because of Jewish properganda .

At least you can masturbait to my little pony and read erotic doujinshi manga.

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https://soundcloud.com/yung-doer
i recently started making music and i would like honest opinions

>>39295451
Do you make your living from this?

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>>39295484
I listened to the first 20 seconds. That was more than I could bare.

>>39294706
>>39294730
Hey, these have some potential. Would love to hear them rhymed out with a beat.

>sexually sterilized socially paralyzed
Best line

Are there substitutions for chad/oneitis you could use? Meme words have a strange flavor outside of 4chan.

>>39295491
This one crossed the point of me empathizing for you and into the feeling of strong discomfort at being around you.

I guess that's what you were going for huh?

>>39292387
I rap but im not linking my soundcloud

>>39298488
Thanks for the feedback. >>39297710 was also me, stretching the same sounds to death.

I agree that meme words never work outside of 4chan. Maybe change Chad to a celeb name like Brad Pitt, since it sounds similar and everyone would still understand the comparison. Other phrases like "the perfect guy" or "their type of guys" are too wordy.

Oneitis could be changed to "my crush", maybe changing "bitches how she" to "complains that she" to include alliteration and flows a bit better.

>"Brad Pitt and I is like a knife vs. tongs"
>"My crush complains that she got raped"

is that an improvement?

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>>39297357
apu liek yu

all you need us an indian tech support scammer,no one else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2F_g6hEAes

>>39292387
> nigger music
Consider suicide.

>>39292387
>im making a tfw no gf rap
truly the pinnacle of aspergers

>>39298567
>>39298688
I missed all those other references to Chad, so replacing it with Brad Pitt in the other lines wouldn't work at all. Maybe "players", "alphas", "studs" or "fuckboys" (stupid word) fits better.

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AYO DAWG LIL FUCKASS THE BEST RAPPER PRODUCER IN THE GAME MY NIGGA. CHECK OUT MY DEBUT MIXTAPE, FUCK YOU SANTA CLAUS NIGGA YOU AIN'T EVEN REAL DAWG.
soundcloud.com/lilfuckassisthegoat
lilfuckass.bandcamp.com
LMAO

>>39298370
nope, and never will, nobody buys music anymore

>>39295478
Add me on skype: rumsthem
I'm very autistic about production

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>>39292387
STUPID DUMB RIDICULOUS MOBSTA DOT COM
NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND, NEVER BEEN TO A PROM