Ah, isn't it good to have youth get what they deserve?

Yeah that's nice and all but the real concern is that the 'average' young person is getting fucked at literally every stage of life and having any of the things they do is a god damn fantasy if you're under 30 without rich parents or unprecedented amounts of good fortune and hard work.

>>39290858
most people can buy a house, even in today's ungodly market
you just need to buy it in bumfuck nowhere

>>39290989
>>39290858
That cunt is rich and married into a rich cunt chad.
So good for her I guess having a vag means you can prostitute your self out for big bucks.
I bet she drinks starbucks.

>>39291003
And own a car and a job that can afford the gas cost of driving for an hour plus,
My house was free from the government.
Got it at birth what now nigger.s

Oh my fuck, this gets my blood boiling. Give me a God damn house. I don't need the roastie or Chad.

>>39290858
>...for now. Until I got to the age of 30 and realized I hadn't sat on enough dicks or gone to enough parties and had spent my youth wage slaving. Didn't even have time to have children with my husband, as we worked over 70 hours a week to pay the mortgage and the rest of our debt we collected in our teens. After the painful and long divorce with my husband, I spent my 30's fucking random guys at nightclubs, drinking, doing coke of guys dicks and vomitting before I sleep. I then turned 40, my body has deteriorated 30 years in the span of 10. I missed having been married, settled, comfortable; but my because of my whoring I looked like a 60 year old meth addicted and ended up jumping off a bridge at the age of 43 because I couldn't stand being alone and childless"

>>39291115
What if she has kids and lives a happy life?

>>39291003
Buy it in bumfuck nowhere, start a machine shop in the garage or something to support yourself. Bumfuck nowhere is a nice place if you know what you're doing.

t. grew up in bumfuck nowhere

>>39291174
Impossible in this day and age

>>39290858
So did they earn their money?

>>39291249

Don't ask stupid questions dude.

>>39291249
They're 18, of course not. That's a pretty nice house.

>>39291273
I dunno, the dude looks kind of Indian. They have an autistic work ethic and lack of regard for socialisation. It's possible he pulled some Indian voodoo magic and made millions on the internet or something.

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>>39290858
>get born into wealth with good looks and a comfy life
>god is good, he will answer ur prayers, u just gotta believe :^)

I'm not a fedora tipper but holy fuck this attitude makes me tilted

>>39290858

She's probably neglecting the boyfriend/parents that helped her out. I know some girls that brag like this, same thing too, buying a house at 19.... but it's easy when you have a full time job and your boyfriend pays the rent and bills where you currently live.

>>39291019

Exactly. I don't have any problems with people being rich, but I hate people who inherited their money trying to pass themselves off like they've earned it themselves. They so all the time. Fucking rich normies. They just can't be honest like.

"I was able to buy a home, because of my generous family!" Even though they aren't getting personal credit, it's still good and honorable to say this. Bbbuttt nnnnoooo Ms. Normie has to pretend like she did it on her own to make people actually doing it on their own feel like more shit for not succeeding as hard.

>>39291334

Where does normie even fit in here? Even normalfags hate this shit

I'm 19 years old and I have about $180,000 from narcotrafficking. Own my own car too.

I actually earned this fuckin normies. Dont forget to tip fbi

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I stalked their account before the tweet blew up. It was a joke.

Could be their new home their parents got. Or just a random house that is open for viewing and they held up random keys for a pic and made up the story. Normies and now you fucks are just as gullible.

How could I achieve something like this ? Is it even possible ?

>>39291381
So how do you deal with that much drug money? Does it just sit in a safe at home or something?

>>39291311
I hate it too, the entire "haha just b urself and everything will work out" attitude

>>39291401
On your own completely? No. You'd probably have to work since 16 and have immense luck to climb into a position of power that pays a decent salary. Wouldn't happen in 2 years unless there's nepotism involved at an extremely high ranking job. Seeing as their spics. Most likely not even real at all and just a prank.

>>39291411
Majority of it just sits in cash somewhere I've hidden it. My sister owns a restaurant though so I'm trying to get her to launder it

Unfortunately im too much of a brainlet to know how to launder it quickly other than mixing in $10-$30 a day in with the normal savings. Also too young to go to a casino

>>39290858
hurr durr mommy and daddy bought us a house hurr durr lets get on social media and brag about hurr durr

fuck off curryniggers

>>39290858
This isn't real. I just checked the twitter and in the comments she said it's a joke. They're not married and it isn't their house.

At 18 you haven't had any time to establish credit. If you have, you're well off parents have blessed you. Fuck out of here with the pretentious peacocking fuckery. Also, you look Mexican. /REEEE

>>39290989
>go to an affordable state school
>don't get a meme degree
There you are a house owner by no later than 24.

I love how everyone is assuming the worst about these two, doesn't bitterness become tiring?

>>39291442
You've seen Breaking Bad right? How Skyler launders the money through the car wash? I'm not saying that's what you should do but it might give you some ideas.

>>39291401
get daddy to buy it for you. I know bitches like this from school. Or they brag about their careers and business trips (uncle got them the job through connections)

18 is still high school for a lot of people (most start grade 1 at age 6, +12 years of school).

I guess theoretically if you start working part time at 15, summers and weekends, save every penny, and marry someone who did the same thing at 18, you might have $40,000 combined, which might get you a mortgage on a shitty $120-$150k house somewhere in a shithole. I'm just pulling numbers out of my ass though, I'm not actually sure banks give mortgages to anyone under 30 these days

>>39291442
You can make a hundred thousand moving drugs, yet you're too much of a brainlet to laundet cash correctly? Nigger what?

What kind of restaurant does your sister own? Does she do catering? Catering/delivery food services are the best way to launder money that isn't in the millions. Call in a false catering order everyday. Make the order amount to several hundred dollars. Banks don't check your restaurant inventory to make sure you're actually sending the orders. Make sure keep ALL the catering receipts so you have "proof" where the money came from. When you cash in your owner receipts then the "money" you made from the false catering orders will be your "washed" drug money. Do this everyday or whenever you have to go to he bank to deposit daily/weekly earnings. Make sure the receipts ALWAYS match up to the amount your putting in or else they'll get suspicious

And last but not least. Make sure your legal business is at least semi-succesful. Nobody's gonna believe you bought a Mercedes when you own a failing restaurant

t. anon who launders several thousand a week

>>39290858
I get water at McDonalds 100% of the time, I can't afford sugar water or its effects on my body.

>>39290858
yeah i hate kids that get shit from their parents and dont work for it, just makes you so mad

>>39291019
>that skeleton body
>chad
>baby face
wew lad

>>39291548
>tfw went to a community college

Unless you're an exchange student community college is a graveyard, a meme degree at a state school is better than this crap

>>39290858
>Married at age 18

I want to criticize but somehow I can't

>>39291755
>Kids are getting married and having sex at age 18
>kids are getting married and having sex at age 13 and 14

It's like the olden days, it's weird...

>this roastie got straight out of high school what most people our age can't even get with 10 years of grinding
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>39290858
>nonwhite

makes sense, god seems to favor them in these ways.

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woah woah woah op that feel is too heavy delete thread

>>39290858
That tweet was meant to be a joke btw, not real don't disillusion yourselves

So they both piled their money and used every penny to put the down payment on a home they'll probably be paiding off till 50? Whoopty fucking doo!

>>39290858
Don't be a Godless heathen and you'll receive many blessings. I feel like that tweet is proof enough.

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>>39291667
you should come see Vancouver, Canada.

20 year old chinks living in luxury apartments by themselves for university, places that look like they'd rent for $2,500-3,000/month but their parents probably own it to move wealth out of China. And then grizzled white and native dudes in their forties just dying outside in the streets from overdoses, some of whom worked manual labor, construction, blue collar jobs for decades.

>>39290858
I'm pretty sure they're joking, but it's not realistically possible for an 18 year old to be a homeowner without getting it from their parents in some way.

Also 750 credit score isn't possible at 18 because you need years of good credit history to get it up that high.

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>>39291546

>added on to parents credit card with a kiddie card (get credit from parents)

>likely got a mortgage for for a high percentage

>hapilly married? doubt if it lasts more than 5 years

at 18 I was financially stable, because I joined the military and had to put up with normies for days on end, literally living in barracks where they would bother me 24/7, I spent weeks not sleeping because I went to night school when I was not on duty, so I could get a degree... I could have a house now for cheap in the bumbfuck of nowhere (paid 100% cash) but I want to save my money until I find something I like, if you put hard work, time and effort into being a wageslave, you can make enough money to be a reasonably happy robot (I still have no friends tho, so theres that). People should be forced to join the military if they want to be citizens, it will teach them how the world really works, and then they cant thank god for making shitty life choices and running up debt that they will take 50 years to pay off

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>Born white, but in the ghetto
>Poor as fuck, on foodstamps + federal housing assistance
>Graduate high school, start going to community college and working part-time
>Leave at 21 to get away from crazy bipolar mother, graduate with my associate's
>Work my ass off for several years getting better and better IT jobs
>Finally able to afford shitty condo in my city at age 24
>Pour my entire life savings into down payment + closing costs + initial repairs
>Have been wrestling with the same $4,000 of credit card debt ever since
>It's been 2 years, every time I am about to overcome it, an unexpected cost fucks me
>Car repair, major illness, AC repair, etc
>White suburbanite friends have actual houses, fully paid for bachelor's degrees, and current model-year cars
>Have never had to pay their own cell data bills, car insurance, or medical costs
>mfw they ever whine about anything financial
>mfw anybody with a decent family safety net to fall back on says "it's easy"
>mfw conservatives think "welfare" is some magical bullshit that funnels mountains of free money into the hands of people like me

Being poor is suffering. I want to eat rich people.

>>39291401
>How could I achieve something like this ?

1) don't be white
2) go get a government job
3) gf/bf gets a government job too (diversity!)

boom money, car, house, etc.

>>39291548
>went to an "affordable" state school
>still 40,000 in debt

MEME ALERT

>>39292086
>government job
you cant get more specific than that

I wanna know how much that house cost. Or at least the location

>>39291442
Faggot go buy some basic ARs and shit put on some optiics and sell em.
Or buy some shit 4 wheelers and motorcycles and flip em.
Or send me some cash nigga
ALSO IF I WHERE YOU DONATE SOME CASH TO THE LOCAL PD THEY MIGHT TURN A BLIND EYE ONCE OR TWICE>

>>39292165
Did you not get the fafsa? Should have just lived at home and commuted too.

>>39291699
Trump is legit chad and hes fat.
Chad just means money plus whatever else you got.
Dude could have a fucking 9 in his pant and thats not a gun I mean.

>>39291371

Rich normies, anon. Rich normies.

>>39292235
I did the fafsa. My dad had a really high paying job then immediately lost it after the financial year, so they gave me nothing and he had to spend all his savings to stay afloat.

>buying a house in an HOA
>le american dream
holy shit lmfao

>>39291249
Nobody who worked for their money thanks god for it

>>39291904
Yupp leaf land a fuckingnshit hole.
>leaf fag here please send money.

>>39292255
This and all their neighborhoods look like horning shit anyways. Live in an older neighborhood that actually has character and trees. It's nicer and often times cheaper too.

>>39292083
>>White suburbanite friends have actual houses, fully paid for bachelor's degrees, and current model-year cars
>>Have never had to pay their own cell data bills, car insurance, or medical costs
>>mfw they ever whine about anything financial
>>mfw anybody with a decent family safety net to fall back on says "it's easy"
>>mfw conservatives think "welfare" is some magical bullshit that funnels mountains of free money into the hands of people like me
OH BOY OH BOY you dont know the half of it friend.
I spent a good portion in apartments and being homeless for a bit.
Them my fag tron friends from MA spread a roumor I was a junkie turns out I was sleeping on park benches thanks to working 10 hours a day and walking miles to get to work.
And walking back.
Fucking rich cunts.

>>39292236
Trump is also 70 fucking years old
go bring up his pictures from when he was 30-50

>>39292185
DMV for one.

>>39291334
100% death tax when

>>39292339
Gonna be 0% soon

>>39291388
>It was a joke.
There's nothing about being gullible here, it's an abortion of a joke if it was one. If most people can't tell it's satire then it's not a joke because there are enough people out there who act like this.

>>39292355
>tfw your choices are between the naked corporate prostration of the GOP and the gay-friendly naked corporate prostration of the Dems

haha viva america

>>39291401
It's possible if you're lucky. But more likely is that you spend every free moment working: no friends, no sports, no relationships. Uni could go either way, but you work your ass off 60 hours a week until you can retire early but you've also wasted your youth working.

>>39291717
Doesn't community college only cover the first two years of any given major?

>>39292235
FAFSA gives fuck all if you're middle class and doesn't take the right things into account, like where your family lives.

>>39292430
>no friends, no sports, no relationships
Can't lose what you didn't already have.
And it's not like everyone needs a house with a 750 credit score. Just an apartment or something, and you'll scrape by with fewer working hours. Maybe. I don't know what I'm talking about.