/drinking/

>>39286715

A sugar free Red Bull.

Yes I'm a girl (male).

>>39286715
>Anyone else getting extremely drunk right about now?
yes, its what we do every night, pinkie
> What are you drinking?
sipping black seal rum like a pirate and listening to John Phillip Sousa marches and other shti

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Not extremely drunk, but somewhat. Drinking beer tonight. I need more though!!!

>getting extremely drunk right about now?
Dunno about extremely but have to get that girl out of my mind in SOME way, no?

>>39286920
Oh I understand. Why do you care about this girl?

>>39286733
Why don't you back that boipussy this way whiteboi?
>>39286761
>pinkie
Nigger elaborate
>>39286829
That is me. Even when I'm too drunk to go to the store.

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>>39287244

O-okay, daddy.

*wiggle*

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>>39287244
>tfw its almost 3am so all shops are closed

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this is all i have no bully

>>39286715
here, here.
I'm just drunk enough not to care about 99% of things, so that is nice.
I'm drinking cheap wine as usual. not tasty at all, but it does the job.

how are You feeling, anon?
what's on your mind?

>>39287292
Delicious
>>39287325
Iktf. I hate running out of boos
>>39287349
Is it enough to at least get a buzz anon kun?

>>39287292
Post more, anon! Got any contacts?

>>39287405
a bottle is usually enogh for 1- 1 1/2 days

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Anon, dinner is ready! Come downstairs.

beer as usual after work about to finish that six pack and go to bed soon

>>39287387
I'm feeling great anon. I'm not thinking about much, my brain is usually empty when im drunk. One of the reasons I like drinking so much, I don't think so much.

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>>39287244
>>pinkie
>Nigger elaborate
im referencing Pinkie and The Brain, because the set up to the joke is that Pinkie and Brain do the same thing every day, much like how every day like clockwork i go to the greenfront and get fucked up enough to post retarded shit in 4cihn

>>39287470
Onigashimasu
>>39287477
Why go to bed? I hate sleeping.

>>39287530
Hahaha I do get drunk pretty often, makes sense. Thanks for explaining.

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Booty's ready, anon!

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>>39287527
great, i do know that feeling. all the noise inside my brain quiets down.
even if i feel like i should be feeling down it just doesn't click with me most of the time.
And be sure to drink a generous glass of water before bed to avoid hangover. wouldn't want that to happen to You

>>39287681
drinking lots of water before sleep really helps a lot barely get any hangover that way

Used to get drunk every night. Now I get high.

Less expensive
No hangover
Different sensation

It's nerf or nothing boys

>>39287678
Thanks, I'll eat this one right up so that the starving African children won't criticise me for wasting this delicious meal
>>39287681
Thanks for your concern. I drank about 10 small cans I think and I didn't drink any water yet. I probably should. I have a ton of water so I'll be fine. Thinking is something I'll relegate to my sober self.
>>39287721
High on weed?

>>39287718
i always havd a water if im in a bar, otherwise i set up an ice water back in thr biggest glass and drink about 1:1 alcoholivv drink to water

a mickey of rum and root beer

>>39287905
Rum is God tier anon. You're doing a great job, in an unironic non sarcastic manner.

>>39287815
Yeah weed

>>39287977
Ahhh hope you're doing bucket or bong hits. Those are the most fun. Hope you're getting high as fuck a hahaha ha.

Fucking christ please bless me with some originality

I'm trying to quit drinking and finding it to be impossible.

Spending gas money that I need to get to work on beer then begging for more from my mother.

I'm scared of going to sleep sober.

>>39289389
Fuck being sober, keep drinking. I want to get cirrhosis.

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This is the worst /drinking/ thread ever.

Fuck all of you faggots.

>woke up late for work
>got dumped by gf at 8am
>car broke down
>got shit on by boss and had to work late
>dog died
>got shit on by boss again
Fuck this day. No wonder I'm drunk right now

>>39289928
Keep drinking regardless anon, keep drinking. It's what I do.

>>39290272
Got a shitload of money for strippers and liquor this weekend. If I'm not bankrupt I better be fucking dead

>>39290318
That's the fucking spirit. Who cares about a functioning liver, drinking is so much more fun. Go get em tiger.

Some Michelob Ultras. I hate light beer but I'm not 21 so I have to steal my mom's beer.

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>tfw can't drink because former alcoholic mom doesn't allow alcohol in the house

>>39291026
Just hide it from her...

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