If you were to die tomorrow.

>>39285649
id slap him across the face and demand an explanation of why it took so fucking long then id proceed to ride shotgun on his grimreapomobile

>>39285695
You can't shoot a spooker. Why do you want to die?

>tfw even the grimp reaper is data mining
>tfw probably have to solve captcha before I can die

last wish is for me to fuck the grim reaper in the ass and cum inside him, film it and put it on youtube. he may take my life but every time he goes to visit someone else they'll remember him as being the biggest bitch of a grim reaper who took it up the ass from a mortal. so i get the last laugh really

>>39285649
> 1. What is your last wish?
Cuddle my oneitis one last time
> 2. What did you wish you did differently in this life?
Wish I had asked her out when I still had a chance
>> 3. Who mattered to you the most?
Her

>>39286009
A girl you never knew can't matter that much, you're projecting something onto a pretty face. What is it you are projecting?

>>39286033
>A girl you never knew
She was my best friend, classmate and neighbor for most of my life....

>>39286099
Why can't you ask her now?

>>39285649
>last wish
to die quickly and painlessly
>wish I did different
End it sooner
>mattered the most
Close family, especially family. Also, my dead dog

>>39286123
I did quite recently, she said I'm 5 year too late. Probably broke her heart more than mine.

>thread is a trap so OP can feel like he's doing charity work while he berates people

1: That I come back to life 12 hours after dying
2: had less social autism when I was younger, interacted with friends more
3: oneitis

>>39286171
Impossible is nothing.

>>39286171
Only a person who thinks like such a rat can say something like this.

>>39286246
Can you translate that to English please?

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>>39285649
1. I want to die as a hero and as a martyr, in a blaze of glory, in order to inspire the thousands who rely upon me to energize the cause that is just.

2. I wish I was born to be a winner.

3. No one. I may say Lea S., my oneitis. Or my mother, perhaps.

Pic related for 1

>>39286426
Ps: You'd be a fool to believe any of this is truthful

>>39286009
If those answers are true you are one of the most pathetic person i've seen on this board.

26 unemployed khv for reference
1.) be reborn into the mecha isekai as the mc.
2.) that i didnt drop out of my masters program in Japan, id would be drowning in debt and be unemployed but at least i could have jp cuties to surround me.
3.) my mom and sister, if there were no longer around I would have killed myself a long time ago.

fuck does it feel like a long time to death robots.

> 1. What is your last wish?
I don't really have any I just wanna go desu
> 2. What did you wish you did differently in this life?
Nothing I do would make me happier so this question is null as well
> 3. Who mattered to you the most?
Probably my mom/dad

>>39285649
1. Kill everybody else before me. He either doesn't do it, in which case I live forever, or he does do it, in which case I die happy.
2. Almost everything.
3. Myself.

>>39285649
1. To see a friend I haven't seen in person for years again.

2. Spent more time with other people.

3. My best friend (not the same person as in 1).

> 1. What is your last wish?
make it literally impossible for me to die, even heat death of universe unable to kill me

> 2. What did you wish you did differently in this life?
make anime real

> 3. Who mattered to you the most?
nobody in particular desu. probably dad

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>>39285649
>What is your last wish?
Extensive collection of cute girly underwear and loli doujins from Japan. At least thats something these guys are good at manufacturing for sure.
>What did you wish you did differently in this life?
Nothing, really! Except maybe for the part that I could've died as fetus...
>Who mattered to you the most?
In trivial way, my Mum.
In extended way, whole humanity by creating exact circumcises for my birth.
Now give me some time to jerk off like a king before going out.

> 1. What is your last wish?
Gender bender all the politics in the world.
> 2. What did you wish you did differently in this life?
Trying to be friend with the ones I hated in school, inviting all of them in a party, serving drinks mixed with laxatives, trapping them in an empty room with only one closed door leading to a one-use only toilets and throwing the key to the crowd while saying "Let the game... begins."
> 3. Who mattered to you the most?
Mr. Hackett, my one-eyed teddy bear. He supported me to the very end, even though I made him lost his right eye.

>>39285649
The grim reaper comes to you right now and he asks you:

> 1. What is your last wish?

> 2. What did you wish you did differently in this life?

> 3. Who mattered to you the most?

Please explain why.

1. The Jews die too.
2. Wish I told more about their lives.
3. I'm partial to Hitler.

World peace

Girls

Mommy

The biggest legacy . My lost heaven . She has suffered much because of me

>>39285649
> 1. What is your last wish?
Hurry up and take me.
> 2. What did you wish you did differently in this life?
Gone all in chasing my dreams when I had the chance, not now when I'm too tired and working all the time.
> 3. Who mattered to you the most?
I should have made more time for my mum.

>>39286445
That's the tag line for /b/ tho. /r9k/ is
>you'd be a fool to think people as pathetic as this are fake. And making all of it up

>>39286009
>One last time
LEAVE NORMIE REEEE

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>>39285649
1. All the women who ever rejected me live miserable lives and die slow, excruciating deaths
2. Been born Chad so I could have attracted a grill
3. Robots

>>39288119
shut the fuck up this board isnt for neets and khvs its original

>>39288163
>this board isnt for neets and khvs
It wasn't originally but the old board was deleted and this one is most definitely for NEETs and KHVs. Ta-ta, normalscum

>last wish

let me shoot myself with ny shotgun just to get the real taste of death, guaranteed not to be a vegetable

and i would have smoked a lot more but no one matters too much to me