>mom should have been back from work an hour ago is she dead?

60,000,000 if you want her back OP

>>39285242
Are you in the wrong house?

She's bent over her boss's desk.

>>39285242
Don't be silly. She's having lunch with her friend Tyrone at some motel.

She's getting fucked OP. She needed satisfaction that your dad couldn't provide

>tfw mommy forgets to make din dins an i am Hungary

>>39285242
You're in the wrong house you dumbass retard

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>>39285296
60 million what? I don't have money
>>39285317
no i checked
>>39285322
is she looking for something?
>>39285327
that cant be its to late for lunchies
>>39285341
my dad died
>>39285352
im hungry too idk what to do
>>39285356
ok im starting to doubt now

Maybe she buying you presents for your birthday?

>>39285242
why dont' you call her anon

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>>39285420
but my birthday was last month and she bought me a t-shirt and a hoodie
>>39285460
im scared of using the phone and bothering her

>>39285547
Just call her, if you are this concerned.

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>>39285547
>im scared of using the phone and bothering her
Just fucking do it, Anon. Once you call her you will know that everything is alright

it would be hot to have a man child bf who call me mommy and wets himself

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>>39285575
but what if she gets angry because she thinks im controlling her
>>39285580
her last connection was 3 hours ago pretty sure she's dead i cant deal with that right now

>>39285618
>last connection
What do you mean?

I have separation anxiety as well, sucks pretty bad to deal with it, looking forward to just living completely alone so I will never care about anyone.

>>39285618
She's dead as fuck my dude

>>39285665
That's no way to live

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>>39285665
the messaging app we use says she was last online 3 hours ago fuck fuck
>>39285679
are there tutorials on how to organize a funeral

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>>39285689
Fuck off normalfag
>>39285665
Go for it

>>39285242
Dont worry little Bepe, she probably went to the grocery store to buy some tendies, she will be home in no time bringing you delicious tendies.
Just dont cry now, ok?i love you

OP's mom here, I'm dead.
Sorry John

>>39285725
Call your local brothel and find out where she might be, then dig a hole and drop her in

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>>39285789
but she bought tendies yesterday
i dont want to cry but im scared
>>39285799
THATS A CRUEL JOKE ANON

i think im going to text her and asks if everything is ok

>>39285725
She's dead OP. You should kill youself now so you don't have to experience getting the news of the death of your mother. This would also result in a double funeral. So it's a win win.

>>39285846
Text her saying "hope you had lovely day mommy, I love you lots" to show you care

>>39285846

If you're going to text her then you should have just called her instead desu.

However continue updating us on the situation OP.

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WHY IS SHE NOT REPLYING

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>>39285970
I can't believe OPs mother is fucking dead

>>39285970
She might have her phone on silent

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>>39285970
What if she gets BBC rn?

>>39285970
I am originally sorry for your loss.

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>>39285970
JUST FUCKING BE A MAN AND CALL HER

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oh god what if she was driving and took out her phone when i texted her and had an accident and now she is dead guys i just killed my mom

>>39286069
Chill op, she's probably fine. Better start calling mourges and hospitals and shit if she doesn't come back for around another hour or 2 tho

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>>39286069
Not sure if serious or just bait

>>39286069
It's actually you who died and now you're in that shadowy inbetween from The Others
Her phone will only record static if you call

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>>39286146
im trying to be funny about it to distract myself because im legit worried
>>39286149
no this is my house

mom if you can read this i love you i will be a good son if you come back i wont kick the cat again it was an accident

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>>39286207
Where are you from? we need to know where to bring the food for the funeral.

did you ignore one of those "your mother will die" posts lately?

she's probably getting some dick in her.
leave her alone

>>39286207
Hey op it's ur mum, I'm going to the adoption center to purchase a child worthy of my millions of inheritance dollars

>>39286207
>kick the cat

shes fuckign dead i did it cunt, i ran her off the road when i heard what you did to the cat

>>39286207
>>39286233
Answer me, you orphan cunt.

>>39285322
Great now I need to fap

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>>39286241
oh my fucking god anon i had that immunity cat in my computer but i cleaned my reaction image folder yesterday and it's not there anymore I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT
>>39286279
noo i love our little pumpkinchop she got in my way i didnt mean to
>>39286375
I live in kansas I'll tell you the adress of where the funeral takes place when I have that set

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WHAT IF YOUR MOM'S OUT GROCERY SHOPPING AND GETTING SOME CEREAL OP

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Op pretend that you need to ask your mom something so that you have a reason to call her without seeming smuthering

>>39286900
This. Take all the toilet paper in the house and throw it in the bin. Call her saying you're out of toilet paper

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I'm sorry for your loss, OP. I'm sure your mother was a fine woman. May she rest in peace.

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Its been 35 minutes since the last OP update, is he dead?

Chad here just finished up with your moms she be home soon with some burgers

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>>39286207
YOU KICKED THE FUCKING CAT?! HOW DARE YOU, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!! I WILL FUCK YOU UP GOOD IF YOU DO THAT STUPID SHIT AGAIN YOU HEAR?!

Op's mom is home he is too busy eating tendies to reply

>>39287594
very redpil bro

I'm in the same situation, OP.
Mommy is gone :(

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OP pls update us, this is giving me anxiety

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mommy is still missing and i think her phone is off
she's either dead or abandoned me
also i didnt kick the cat on purpose, she got in my way and i didn't see her. she cried and mom got angry

>>39288847
Is there anyone else you can call? Like a colleague of hers?

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It's gonna be okay OP, just do what I do when I miss my mom and fap to her photos

>>39288847
This is quite the conundrum. Please keep us updated OP I hope everything is okay.

>>39285595
pls be my mommy gf because im gross and like both of those things

>>39288847
Dude get on the fucking case. Call her work. Call her friends. At this point notify the POLICE and say she's MISSING. That's completely reasonable at this point.

>>39285242
Take your mind off it with some tea and a tv show / movie / game anon, she'll be home soon

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I hope everything's alright, Anon. Stay strong. I'm sure she'll be home soon!

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guys mom is back!!! it is her friend jenny's birthday today and she had dinner there. she had told me about it but i forgot. im so happy. thanks for keeping me company

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>>39289301
you're not OP you lier

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>>39289301
Good to know everything ended up fine. Make sure you act nice to her!

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>>39289301
.......................
Well at least this adventure had a happy ending.

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>>39289301
Aw give her a big hug

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shes a bit drunk and angry because i didnt make my own dinner but i was just too nervous and scared to eat

dammit mom you have no idea what i just went through

>>39289760
Maybe go out tomorrow and get lunch together to make it up

>>39289301
Give your mom a nice big smack on the ass for me OP!

She just doesn't love you pal, sorry

>>39289760
holy shit, you poor sweet autistic guy. Dw anons are here for you.

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Mommy is having sex with her boss to buy you extra yummy tendies.

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Get ready for your new step Chaddy, OP.

>>39289301
Dammit anon, listen to your mom! Also jenny sounds hot. Did you ask how old she is?

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>>39289844
that would be nice but we will be at work at lunchies
>>39289880
stay away from my mom
>>39289897
rude.
>>39289910
thank you my frend
>>39290665
>>39290678
no she was with her friend jenny
>>39291212
i think jenny turned 44 today