Why does/should anyone over 12 care about this

>>39285228
Cuz' in 1,682 hours I get to TP the houses of people I hate.

Because there's tons of sluttily dressed women out drinking looking for cock you fucking virgin

>>39285228
Cheap candy at stores the next day. Same reason to carw about any other holiday.

>>39285278
>tons of sluttily dressed women out drinking looking for cock

This. It's amazing, you can be fat and wear a banana costume and slap a girls ass and it's ok. I did this last year and she laughed and slapped my ass. Good times tfw still a virgin

>>39285228

It's a fun shared ritual we in society all partake in that builds and strengthens a sense of place, identity, and belonging. Why do autists not understand the fundamental need for holidays?

>>39285340
It's all part of the ~20 something year old who thinks they got it all figured outpackage when you take family and traditions for granted.

>>39285328
>slapping some whores ass is a good time
I wonder what it's like being such a pathetic failed normalfag.

Because you get to marathon spooky shows and movies.

>>39285228
Fat people look at it like Christmas because the day after, all the leftover candy in the stores goes on clearance prices. Seriously.