I would fight in the front lines of the bloodiest battle the

An ugly fat chich over 72 virgins? wtf you playin boi?

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>hehe the bible verse is talking about how I'm the main character and not one of the endless hordes of dead nobodies that lived throughout history

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>surrendering like a little cuck because you don't want to put in any effort into life
if you actually tried in life, you could be somebody, but because you'd rather wallow in your mediocrity, you'll be worthless

>>39285311
>jus b urself xD
FUCK OFF CHAD. YOU'RE NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE.

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>>39285344
>this complete lack of reading comprehension
the whole fucking point was to NOT be yourself
be the polar fucking opposite of yourself, because yourself is utter garbage
stop being a fuckboy and listen for once in your wretched life

>>39285386
Seriously, fuck off retard. Some people are incapable of improving. I've tried, I've tried fucking hard, but I'm just too mentally ill. I'm fucked.

>>39285311
>>39285386
>it's yet ANOTHER effort poster

it didn't help you why should we trust you?

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>>39285423
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result
You falsely believe that nothing will work because you didn't actually change all that much, you change one or two minor things, while continuing the core problems

Why not explain in detail what you specifically did to solve your issues, and what your specific goals were
Clarification creates clarity

>>39285433
I'm not from /r9k/
I enjoy fixing people, or giving them solutions and inspiration to fix themselves
most of the time, people don't improve because they either do not know how, or are too depressed and lack the will to try
I do my best to point out that there is always a way to improve, and that they do indeed have the ability
The gym for example, if you're capable of any degree of movement, you can go there, if you go there and just casually use the machines, you will gain strength and endurance over time, and be capable of doing things you couldn't imagine doing previously

>>39285311
>want to be a music producer
>still as shitty as the same day I started
>been doing it for 4 years literally every day

Yeah no. That's not how it works it's just that chads or people with skill are good at things that's why they keep pursuing giving up when you suck at something guarantees just as much success as trying

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>>39285659
Are you sure you're as shitty, have you gotten an external opinion on the matter?
have you read any books on music?

Fapping is better than sex with fatties
>No after-cuddling or reassurances, just close the incognito window
>Fat girls tend to smell and your range of positions with them are limited
>They're usually overindulgent/lazy in ways besides food and exercise

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>>39285554
>oh you're a robot?
>just lift bro

you're just a troll, sage

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>>39285792
explain how it wouldn't work for the sake of confidence
if it somehow wouldn't, explain how it still wouldn't be ideal for maintaining proper health
stop being fat