>Morning Anon. Did you sleep well, babe?

Tfw 2 gay to not respond to this thread

i always wonder what i'm doing wrong, and why i can't get a girlfriend, then i see a picture like that and i think 'oh yeah because the girls i want go for guys like that instead'

>hair is on point
>body is on point
>girls love gym shorts
>kind, caring eyes

i've got the last part, but i need to get the rest of the shit worked out

>>39284899
call me, anon
I bet you I'd be 100% content and satisfied with how you are now. Ready to love and take care of u

>>39284899
You can't buy some gym shorts?

>>39284949
you're a gay man though

>>39284969
that is a fair point, I'm not sure you'd like our relationship the same as me

>>39284853
>of course I didn't sleep well, you were farting and snoring all fucking night you ass

>>39285186

>"s-sorry bro, it's the leftover cum and lube making me fart."

>>39285203
>clean yourself up, faggot
and then I spit in his mouth and leave.
nothing personal, that's just how I do all my bitches.

>>39284853
No because you were farting and snoring the whole night.

>>39285256
someone already beat you to the punch, buddy.
>>39285186

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>>39284949

thank you for the offer, but you don't have the required hardware to run this dating software

>>39284969

i couldn't pull them off like that. i think i'm going to go to the gym tomorrow morning, i'm tired of finding all these girls that i'm really attracted to but they know they can do better

>>39285417
let me pull them off :DDDD

>>39284853
>pinch me, I think I might still be dreaming

How could I? You were farting and snoring the entire night.

>>39285434

V: drive required

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>>39284853
>How could I, you took way more than your half of the bed

>>39284853
>>39285590

This is kind of cute.

:blush:

i always wonder what i'm doing wrong, and why i can't get a girlfriend, then i see a picture like that and i think 'oh, I'm gay'