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ramadan has ended 2 months ago brother in islam

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>>39282918
Please fucking end your life

>>39282918
Cant wait till rammadan. This year I wont even eat or drink when the sun is down. You brothers should join me!

>be /trv/fag
>go to Muslim-majority region
>white
>everyone assumes you're Christian
>took one year of Arabic in university
>"Brother, I am Muslim"
>repeat shahada
>get free food and drinks and offers to stay at people's homes for free
>repeat ad infinitum

Fake Muslim life is the best life.

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>>39282918
deus vult soon

.7^

>>39283022
>>"Brother, I am Muslim"
This made me chuckle and I don't know why

>>39282999
nice try LARPing alt-right jew, hitler admired and even envied muslims.

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this is a damn bait thread remember to sage it so it doesnt bump

>>39283062

>go to Kashmir
>tourist guides in the mountains find out I'm from America
>spit on my shoes
>afraid they'll leave their Taiwanese customer in a lake so they can behead me

>set up my tent
>walk over
>"Brother, do you have Qu'ran?"
>asks me why I want Qu'ran, still spitting on ground
>tell him I'm a Muslim brother too
>repeat shahada for him three times

>suddenly we're all best friends
>offers me the Taiwanese guy's sleeping bag
>forcing me to eat
>spends the next two days laughing about how he's ripping the Asian guy off and trying to force him to buy a goat for three times the normal price

>"Did you fast for Ramadan, bro?"
>heh.jpeg

Fucking Muslims.

>>39283102
Actually, he didn't. While he preferred Islam to Christianity (because of his genocidal tendencies that he shared with them), they were still semitic and therefore inferior in his eyes.

>>39283109
>this is a damn bait thread remember to sage it so it doesnt bump
bump

>>39283126

>be tourist guide in shitty country
>a filthy 'murican in my group
>weird guy. Always stays by himself, doesn't talk to anyone, tries to go online even though there's no internet connection
>one day I find him near some trees
>try to warn him about poison-ivy-like plants
>realise that I've made a mistake after going near
>sick fuck is spiting on his dick and trying to suck it while watching gay porn on his mobile
>awkward.jpg
>later that night, faggot comes to me and asks for a Quran
>notrust.jpg
>ask him why
>faggot says he knows sahada
>repeats some gibberish 3 times
>No way I'm handing a Holy book to this retard
>try to take his mind off of things
>Offer him food and some shit
>For some reason, the guy is always trying to stay really close to me for the next few days
>Really want to behead this faggot, but can't. I'm not a degenerate isis-fag.
>Guy keeps talking to me about buying a goat
>Tells me he wants to fuck a goat cause he heard it's mandatory
>ThisFuckingKafir.jpg
>Constantly asks me whether I'm fasting for ramadan
>Ramadan was 2 months ago
>He thinks that he's fasting because he only skips breakfast
>these fucking american kuffars are the worst
>Honestly, worse than even jews

After that was over, I fucking quit my job and moved to USA. I'm the retarded foreigner now. The tables have turned.