Times you BTFO of stacies

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>be me
>sophmore year of high school
>sat with 2 chads and another robot at lunch
>that was my friend group idk how it happened
>one day the chads have to go to test make up, leaving me and this fat ogre robot alone at the lunch table
>like a true robot he pulls out his ipad and puts in headphones cause he can't hold a conversation for more than three seconds
>im just eating watching his screen bored
>suddenly 2 stacies in their cheerleader uniforms sit down across from us
>robot rips out his headphones and tries to act smooth and flirt with them
>AreYouThatRetarded.jpg
>look over to where they came from
>fellow chads and stacies snickering cause their friends are talking to "those kids"
>i see what is happening here, fat retard doesnt
>tell the stacies to "fuck off you soul-less whores"
>they look surprised i didnt just take the humiliation
>they fuck off
>our chad friends come back to our table seeing none of that, and fat robot proceeds to tell them how i "ruined our chance for some cheerleader pussy"