/britfeel/

wrong board u cheeky cunt

gimme a girlfriend

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>>39282415
>wrong board
What did he mean by this?

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>>39282379
surprise surprise 146

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>>39282423
I can dress up in a skirt and you can bum me if you want

The Nightguard OP image is comfy as ever.

Listenting to destiny child on your dildo edition

ty for posting that op, i will buy potato smiles and turkey dinosaurs tomorrow when i am in town.

i just want to cuddle someone, lads

how do i achieve this goal?

>>39282379
>potato smiles
I believe you mean happy faces OP

>>39282484
pay me 10 bongs and a flump

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>>39282440
Milk Boys 4

Supper time lads

>>39282484
By giving me your number

Best 80s song lads?

For me it has to be this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YepfoPEbT5Q

>>39282499
it is. what you eating?
i'm having curry (butter chicken) on chips

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reckon I'm a cuter trap than tilde desu

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>Chav having an argument with his girlfriend in the street
>Guy starts hanging on his fence shouting saying what he will do to her, ect.
>Other people tell the person to be quiet
>He calls them cunts and acts like they just challenged him to a fight
>Of course nothing happens but the chav still takes it as a win
>"Yeah didn't think so cunt...do one"

The pond life is rather entertaining if annoying at times

>>39282520
>actual thighs and tits

think you're right to be honest

As Salaam Alaikum, oh my brothers.

May Allah guide this, his thread into the darkness and cast his blessings upon the anons of the nightwatch.

In'Sha Allah.

>>39282510
Balling lad, I'm having chicken and bacon pizza

>>39282520
can't tell if you just stuck your hand up yer shirt or if that's a bosom

lets meet up and I can inspect more closely

>young adult neighbors had a party last night
>no loud music
>just a few drinks and an early bedtime
>didn't notice any degenerate behavior at all with my binoculars

Have our prayers and noise complaints finally been answered?.

>>39282520
Better legs desu.

>>39282520
Absolutely haram, please report to your local mosque immediately!

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>>39282466
>tfw when I want a vibrator that will go to the tune of seven nation army, cause that is a banging choon that propper gets me going!

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>>39282379
The sun is setting noticeably earlier now lads, /comfy/ times imminent

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just spent the last hour wanking my cock raw to Tildes legs

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Evening lads, how are you all feeling?

I'm not tip top and feel like the day has been wasted, I haven't even really played vidya and just sat in stagnation. Think I'll try and be more productive tomorrow before this is a habit again. Can't shower though because the bath is packed due to the washer coming in today and we had to clear the hall, turns out the guys had dented it, and by dented I mean you would really have to do some to do the damage they had so it now has to be picked up and they have to get a new one to us. Running out of clean clothes and now I can't even shower.
Had to just vent that a little.

Post waifus

>>39282535
How does Allah feel about the traps being posted here?

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>>39282568
Still waiting for it to get noticeable cooler.

lads i posted that i wanted to kill myself in the first britfeel and i can report that i didnt do it and i still want to kill myself now.

>>39282577
we've got an actual trap in the thread now

>>39282520

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Tfw not applicable for benefits but don't have a job so I'm literally getting poorer every day.

>>39282568
It's starting to feel chilly in the morning too. Glad another grim British summer is almost over.

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>>39282591
>christmas is now as far away as the end of april
I can't wait lad

>>39282589

A sin must happen before it can be forgiven.

>>39282628
Comfy times ahead lad. I think a I'm due a K-On rewatch and an Undertale playthough.

>>39282628
Christmas is shite lad.

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>>39282628
when i started year 4 a long time ago we had to tell everyone a quick bio about ourselves, one of the questions was "what are you looking forward to?"
Everyone laughed at me when i said christmas.
Still think it was unfair

Fuck that shit, I'll take an Indian summer please and hopefully an early return to the mainland.

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>>39282628
>tfw got all of the Christmas/New Year period off this year

Planning on just hibernating for 10 days

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>>39282492
Nice to see you, to see you NICE 8

>>39282651
yeah christmas aint fun when you're on your own

Just a remembered a time about 8 years when a guy very rudely told me in front of some people that he didn't like me.

>>39282520
You just have man legs while tilde has starved man legs. Showing your legs in socks/tights in these angles tells us nothing desu

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>>39282484
I said before, wham bar and a can of diet coke lad

>>39282554
Thought mine looked fat tbqh

>>39282628
Love the cold weather desu

>>39282699

Honesty like that is rare.

>>39282577
Would be mental if you put your cock against the picture haha

>>39282690
For me it's Brucie

>>39282690

Was Brucie a pedo?

>dreamed I got stabbed multiple times last night
>woke up in a state of fear thinking it was real
>actually jumped out of bed when my eyes opened

Even my dreams don't like me.

>>39282628

>>christmas

You mean Winterval

>>39282691
Even if you aren't on your own it can be still be shite.

I've seen people post in here about extremely comfy christmases where they visit the local pub with all their family who they get on really well with and all that. Seems like a film compared to any christmas I've ever had.

>>39282723
don't even try it, brucie was a nice man.

>>39282520
>kentanon is back

fucks sake

>>39282628
>>39282651
>>39282691
Christmas is bittersweet lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3kPH2MJzlg

>>39282723
He was part of Jimmy Savile's "Friday club"

>>39282568
There's a slight crispness to the air too. Autumn time is soon

Christmas is a load of old fuck.

>>39282723
if yewtree has taught me anything it's that we should assume everyone is a pedo

>>39282766
love a bit of lcd soundsystem fella

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>>39282584
I think it's important to to be too hard on yourself lad, if you get caught up in the fact you didn't do anything today, you find youself thinking "well there's no point doing anything tomorrow either".
A little guilt can be a good thing if it motivates you, just don't let it grow into self-loathing.

>>39282628
that reminds me, what are your favourite christmas films lads? Olive the Other Reindeeer or go home for me desu

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>>39282535
>tfw i never thought i would be smiling to see an islamic poster in this thread, however upon seeing all the trap, degenerate and bumraider shit mr Patel is somewhat a blessing to remind me that there is still a sense of morality and an essence of the old guard left alive within the world despite all odds.

>>39282744
I've never had a christmas like that either. going for a cheeky pint on christmas day would be comfy

>>39282784
>that reminds me, what are your favourite christmas films lads? Olive the Other Reindeeer or go home for me desu


Battle Of The Bulge.

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>Friend keeps asking me for money

Reeee fuck off

>>39282784
Fatty saves Christmas 2

>>39282804
Is he asking you to buy him a copy of Subnautica? Can you tell him to fuck off for me?

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>Anon keeps asking me for subnatica

Reee fuck off

>>39282784
>what are your favourite christmas films lads?
if any of you cunts say Die Hard I will skin you alive

>>39282804
why does he need the money?

>>39282784
Die hard is the ultimate christmas film

whats this subnuatica thing about?
would like that game myself

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She must be the most convincing liar ever because this bitch is so ugly she's unrapable.

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>>39282832
Pic related is my favorite christmas movie

>>39282804
Bit of a Jew you are, anon

>>39282784
>favourite christmas films
love actually. every year.

>Match an attractive female on tinder
>Talk to her for a few days
>Going to ask to swap numbers
>One mutual Normiebook friend
>Look her up
>Has a 2 Yearold child
>Posts publically about it constantly

Fucks sake lads

>>39282836
Cause he spent all his wage on booze and fags probably.

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>>39282784
I don't think I will be, just a healthy dose of "stop being stagnant" I made an appointment for tomorrow and I need to pick up some birthday cards too so it will get me out.
Not sure what else I can do, can't workout either because all the chest of draws are in the living room where my weights and bench are.

Elf though I guess, it's the only one I have really seen haha.

>>39282830
Pigeon roastie strikes again

>>39282719
I might be up for another cum tribute. I can work with Tilde's new pic

Next britfeel times can we have a story on how a truck carrying copies of Subnatica crashed into the thread any everyone but begger anon got one

>>39282857
I'd be more insulted by someone thinking I'd fuck than than someone thinking I was a rapist.

>>39282760
>Kent anon is back
That's a man, honey

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSQjx79dR8s

>>39282872
And she didn't' mention this in her profile or in your chats? Don't even think about going out on a date lad

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>>39282739
I get death dreams all the time desu:
>falling to my death from a drop.
>a lorry running me down.
>being shot with a sniper from a distance.
>bleeding out on a battlefield.
>slowly being impaled upon a stake
>being burnt to death at the stake
>Being eaten apart by rats
>being torured by GCHQ
But the worst part of all is waking up afterwards and realising im still alive.

>friend says they're going to be online on discord to chat at 11am
>say I'll be there too
>end up over sleeping
>get on discord at 2pm
>tells me theyve been waiting all day
>they cancelled hanging out with IRL friends
>I feel horrible
>Feel like absolute shit
>Can't even talk to the person anymore because I feel so fucking terrible
>After 2 hours of awkwardness I end up leaving
>Still feel like a giant piece of shit

whats wrong with me

>>39282972
>Being eaten apart by rats
>being torured by GCHQ

Someone's read 1984

What household objects can I stick up my arse lads?

>>39282938
Ebin with the banging tunes again.

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>>39282799
>Battle Of The Bulge.

>>39282938
Ebin, how would you rate
a) tilde's skirt pic
b) >>39282520 this skirt pic

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>>39282993
Think big laddy

>>39282705
>Tilde cucks ebin for a wham bar and a can of diet coke

>>39282993
Literally anything if you want. Try to stick to various phallic shaped objects though if you don't want problems.

>>39282940
No, not at all, thus why I fucked her off

>>39282852
Pirate it, famalamadingdong.

>Ayy lads, smash or pass?

>>39283012
I prefer sticc girls and that extends to traps/tannies, so tilde

>>39282975
sounds like you're tired, get some sleep mate

>>39282739
>dreamt I confessed to my onetis
>get rejected
Thanks, Obama.

>>39283012
He would rather muscular old men honestly

>>39282993
preferably something that has a base or gets wider at the bottom or something, or it'll get stuck and you'll have an embarrassing trip to a&e

>>39282993
Knife would be good. Which way is up to you

>>39283066
I meant more out of 10 desu

can someone post ebins lewds in comparison please.

>>39283012
I haven't seen tilde's skirt pic. I bet it was boggin

Hello silly anons! owo

How is your evening going? ^-^

>>39282520
Show boipucci mate.

>>39282705
How much for full sex?

>>39282484
murder a relitive then hug hot cousin at the funeral

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FUCKING FIREWORKS I WANT TO SLEEP REEEEEEEE WHY ARE NORMIES FASCINATED WITH NOISY SPARKLE BANGS

Interning my stepmum's ashes tomorrow lads.

Final goodbye i guess, feels kinda shit

>>39283139
A (You)

Duh

>>39283125
hello qt tehee ~~~~~~
^_^_^^_^_^_^_^_^^_^__^_^__^_^_^_^_^_^
just watching some anime and dressing in thigh highs ~~~~~ teehee

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>want to play video games all bank holiday
>got to get up early on Saturday to go opticians
>then a family thing the rest of the day
>then probably too hungover to function the rest of the time

>>39283166
But look at all the pretty light!
Maybe something will go wrong and those normies will burn to death!

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>mum told me my brother is staying with his wife while she carries somebodies else's child

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>>39282985
Yes indeed ive read 1984, however its more upon playing the witcher 3 where there is that mission in the sewer with Triss where peoples bodies where eaten clean by rats and for some reason its stuck in my head since.

And as for the GCHQ bit thats from probbaly holding very exteme politcally incorect views, to the point where i get propper paranoid thinking the thought police are going to haul me into the back of a van and take me in for questioning only to be met by some mossad operative with a set of torture tools.

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>>39283139
That's an ebin exclusive I'm afraid anon

>>39283183
Uwaaaaaa~! How kawaii desu

>>39283214
Bullshit. Everyone has their price. Name it faggot.

>>39283125
>>39283183
>>39283224
The waifufags have went underground

>>39283202
I suppose knowing that every years at least some of the fuckers lose their fingers is some solace.

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Just putting this out there that all trannies and traps need gassing. No exceptions

>tilde uploaded a new photo

Is she /ourlass/?

>>39283207
At least you're not the biggest disappointment in the family any more.

>>39283244
Anoon-kun! anoon-kun~~! ^-^

>>39283224
b-baka ~_^ teehee~

>>39283266
Nice to see you repressing again Azu, jealous of Tilde?

>>39283266
Based Lainposter

>>39283211
I sometimes wish that book was never written. People refer to it in situations where there isnt really a comparison

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>>39283122
>I haven't seen tilde's skirt pic
>he hasn't seen the hottest pic of 2017
Get with the times grandad

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>>39283324
Spooky as fuck. Its like his insides are becoming outsides.

>>39283324
>no hands
>obscured feet
>no face
Really gets the noggin joggin'

>>39283214
Tilde don't you want to be thicc like your waifu? She's perfection and you're not fat at all, you don't need to purge

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I really just want some dick lads is that so much to ask for

>>39283324
Those thighs genuinely made me laugh.

What a freak.

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>>39283324
jesus what the fuck is up with his legs
does he have cerebral palsy

bit bored lads what vidya should I play

>>39283354
They aren't supposed to touch, saku

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>>39283324
>Yfw Tilde has a breakdown and ends up servicing britfeel in Scarborough so we can all lose our virginities

>moth got into my room somehow three days ago
>a massive fuck-off one
>still hasn't died
Wtf, there's nothing for it to eat. Flying takes a lot of energy, shouldn't it die soon? I have noticed its flying becoming a lot more languid. It's staying closer to the floor now

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>>39283324
Absolute fucking state of this "thing"

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>>39283266
Finally someone with a bit of sense on this board, among the bloddy insanity.

Death to degenrate delinquents they deserve to be lined up against a wall and shot for their faggtory!

>>39283368
The Sims 2

orign

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>>39283382
>languid
Nice word lad

>>39283353
dont worry luv, I'll giv u sum dick

>>39283324
He really needs to lose some weight. Being that fat isn't healthy.

>>39283324
Is that his real hair? Warning colouration, I'm telling ya. And if they're not, well extensions are fake and tacky

>>39283382
>its flying becoming a lot more languid. It's staying closer to the floor now
Why haven't you kill it then?

lads lads lads ENGLAND IS MY CITY

>>39283372
They're also not supposed to be thinner than your calves, Jack.

>>39283348
I already told him that senpai. Tilde has been brainwashed by Ebin who thinks sticc>thicc

>>39283425
It's clearly a wig

>>39283382
Adult moths don't feed Anon, they only fly around to mate.
You've had a horny moth stuck in your room for what is basically his entire life cycle.
It's too late for him now and he'll probably die a virgin living his entire adult life alone, just like you.

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>>39283395
Thanks lad, I appreciate it very much

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Look into his eyes, what can you see?

should i shop in lidl or aldi desu I need to stop living off sainsburys meal deals and start cooking again

>>39283382
You've just reminded me lad, I trapped a big fuck-off spider in a box a few nights back. Could hear it scuttling around the whole night but I knew it couldn't escape. I wonder if its still alive, only covered the box with a cushion.

>>39283360
Looks like christmas is cancelled lads :(

>>39283464
I see myself staring back at me.

>>39283464
lots of repressed homosexual tendencies

>>39283464

His body died on May 23rd, 2014. But his soul was long dead by then.

>>39283471
Not much difference between the two desu

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Lads, why the FUCK do these taste so good?

>>39283477
Spiders live a lot longer without feeding, so yes, there's a good chance it's still alive but sitting still.

>>39283464
i see dead people

>>39283471
Why not cook stuff from sainburys? I've been cooking those frozen fish/tendies/hashbrown for months and it's great and cheap.

>>39283348
I am more open to the possibility of gaining weight but it's still absolutely terrifying

Not sure about being thicc though, I imagine I'd be very ashamed of my body in that situation

>>39283464
>Look into his eyes
i thought you died, alone, a long long time ago

>>39283464
>what can you see?
The cult of personality

>>39283499
unf

Where can I buy these nowaday?

>>39283523
OH NO NOT ME
WE NEVER LOST CONTROL

>>39283500
>Most of the time, they have a reserve of food stored away somewhere, but if that's gone, they can live up to four to eight weeks without food
Jesus Christ they really are efficient weird little fuckers.

>>39283517
what's your opinion on legs like the other trap up there tilde? Would you be happy like tht or are those fat in your eyes?

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If anyone here hasn't read it, even if you think Elliot was a massive faggot etc, you should read My Twisted World

http://abclocal.go.com/three/kabc/kabc/My-Twisted-World.pdf

It's 137 pages long, but it is absolutely worth it.

>>39283324
Phahahahahahah what the fuck is that, tilde mate you need to start squatting if you want girl hips

>>39283500
>>39283558
Well this is unsettling. The box spider is just in there, waiting for its moment.

out of idle curiosity, if i was caught on CCTV tresspassing somewhere but just looking around and not causing any damage, etc, and i had a hood up and all that jazz, how much effort would the police put into finding me? assuming it was reported to them

>>39283577
You should feed it small insects and shit.

>>39283577
Faggot put the spider outside he aint hurting anyone

>>39283432
>tfw Ebin has been discouraging an anorexic from putting on weight
Is he even human?

>>39283565
>Age 0-5
Nigga, his brain hadn't even developed enough to remember those shit.

And seriously tl;dr.

>>39283517
Yea you need to be careful you don't turn skinnyfat but you need something to grab onto you know? Some meat on those bones

>>39283464
Funny how if Elliot was around now his memoirs would be full of the word 'cuck'.

>>39283586
Probably just bring you in for questioning since you didn't actually nick anything.

>>39283464
Autism

That blonde is pretty though

>>39283576
>tilde mate you need to start squatting
His knees would just collapse and break if he tried that

>>39283593
I can vividly remember being hit in the head with a big stick by a chav when I was about 5 or so. You're full of it.

>>39283592
Should try discourage your obese boyfriend from putting on weight too

>>39283591
It wouldn't survive outside anyway, its a box spider, its never known the outdoors

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>>39283548
Underrated post
going to have a listen to that right now

>>39283604
Sorry i should have made it more clear, lets say i make it home without any police attention on the night, how much time and effort would they put into finding me if they were handed the CCTV footage?

I just got my mum to shave my hair off and I forgot I have a tiny round peanut head which is now clearly visible to the world

>>39283630
What the hell are you on about, lad?

>>39283557
YOUR FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAAN WHO SOLD THE WOORLD

>>39283561
Look too fat for me. Feeling my thighs touch or jiggle would make me feel sick

>>39283576
I did some squats today anon!

>>39283594
I-I'll think about it

>>39283592
He motivates me to eat more often. I'll think "I will skip this meal" then I'll feel guilty that I'm letting him down and try to have something

>>39283641
Probably wouldn't even do anything. Just sit back and wait to see if you come back to grab anything.

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>>39283629
I can remember running into a car door someone opened on me when running out of infant school. I can also remember being cornered by a kid with big ears. I cut off some of that kids hair with scissors and told the teachers he did it to himself and they believed me because he was on the specials kid table with me

>>39283592
Nah Tilde has his own fucked up eating disorder long before Ebin. Ebin's making it worse though

>>39283648
>shave my hair off
y tho

>>39283517
How do you stay at that weight? I'm having a hard time getting below skinnyfat.

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>>39283648
don't worry lad, this one gets all the girls!

>>39283630
Hah, good one anon.

Gottem!

>>39283606
That blonde is a 5 on a good day

An absolute tune that all of britfeel can enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwM3nlihSHo

>>39283673
I'm not in any way, the opposite even. I'm honest with Tilde

Anyone ever have half shits? were only half comes out and then you wipe and wipe but you're just scraping the other half so you're never clean and you have to use a wipe and stick it right up there to clean it properly?

How do you stop them, I can't deal with half an hour of wiping anymore.

Also how do I have less shits, I've had one meal today but need my 3rd shit right now

>>39283669
Good to hear, thanks for the reply anon

>>39283716

Your brother is an absolute fucking disgrace to humanity. Fucking roastie enabler

>>39283717
everytime this happens to me, when I mentioned it on britfeel before I got bullied because I have to use a finger to guide it out, I might mention it to the GP because its annoying

>>39283717
You have cancer. CongratuIation.

>>39283670
>he was on the specials kid table with me
>specials kid table
>with me

>>39283717
Yes. i get these alot from IBS, my advice is drink more water but not shit loads, better hydration = better digestion = better shits

>>39283565

King Loser of Inadequacy Mountain.

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comfy comfy lads!

>>39283670
Shame they didn't just run you over.

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I want nu-/britfeel/ to end. I don't even like it here anymore, but it's hard to break a three year habit.

>>39283565
Shippy you should make an .epub or .mobi of My Twisted World. Would be a great legacy to the Elliott loving community

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Build houses

>>39283732
I have to push it back up to not get shit on my boxers, then walk around for have an hour and then it comes out as mush. It's horrible

>>39283734
I've had it for 20 years then

>>39283740
See that's the thing everywhere online said drink more and have more fiber so I did and all it did is make me have more shits. Now I wipe so much it hurts and bleeds

>finished the cube twice already

Speedrun time

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>>39283750
Milk Cat 162

>>39283730
he has normie taste too, likes rick and morty

>>39283745
I'm inclined to agree, it would have saved me a lot of trouble

>>39283785
I just scoop it out with my finger and wash my finger under the tap afterward, it can take a few minutes to get it all out

>>39283750
When did "classic /britfeel/" end and "nu-/britfeel/" begin?

Best sites to compare pay as you go/SIM only deals lads

>>39283788

Looking forward to seeing your progress anon, lots of britfeels on the /cube/ bandwagon

wtf got no left sidebar on youtube anymore

My eyelids are heavy. I'm going to fall asleep in your arms, britfeel~

>>39283796
The smell of shit doesn't fully come out though. You have to wait until the tainted skin cells are shed and clean ones grow in.

>>39283796
I used to think you were taking the piss but now I've seen your long ass fingers it would be possible to dig in deep and scrape out all the pooey gunk

>>39283796
I bet you don't use any soap or hand wash when you're washing your shitty finger

>>39283815
Same. Literally what is the point?

>>39283815
You just accidentally clicked the 3 line button you dumbshit.

>>39283822
yeah my finger does actually smell, its a deep irony smell though not fully shit-like

>>39283825
I'm the next stage of evolution

>>39283819
Go to bed mate. Don't want you getting a bad neck or back.

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>>39283789
You always cheer me up, Milk Cat
>Doopee Time in the filename
Cheers me up even more

>>39283798
I can't tell you when 'classic' ended, but I feel like there's been a dramatic shift starting about three months ago

>>39283838
don't treat me like an imbecile you cretin

even when I click on the three line button it just expands and closes like the sidebar is meant to be there but it doesn't show up

>>39283822
Use shower gel rather than hand wash

>>39283634
They don't need any 'education', they act purely on instinct so if you let it out it would act the same way regardless of how it was raised. Just let it out of the box outside.

Do it some distance away though, spiders are very good at finding their way back if they are moved short distances (Under 100m).

>>39283750

Change is natural over time, at least its not too bad. I think summer 2017 is golden era britfeel

>>39283886
Its a very heavy box. I'll put it outside for you but I'll have to just put it in the garden.

>tfw no curry gf

reee...

>>39283666
Jiggling your thighs is fun though, especially when they have a bit of sponge to dig your hands into. You can have jiggling thighs without being fat, if anything there should be a little bit of jiggle to your thighs because that's just healthy.

I get the feeling that while Ebin's starting point is far behind average, even for britfeel, eventually he will overtake most of the people here and end up getting a woman and a family and a stable job

>>39282832
DIEHARD, fucking DIEHARD

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might rub one out lads

>>39282379
are you guys glad the slave labour centre plus is shut down and boarded up?

My friend's never played minecraft. I've got a server on standby for us just in case he wants to play it. Do you think it's worth the 18 or so bongs?

>>39283842
>its a deep irony smell though not fully shit-like
Do you even think before you post anymore?

>>39283932
He seems far more intelligent and articulate than the majority of britfeel and he's well aware of when says something "outrageous". It seems like a huge paradox that someone as likeable as ebin, someone who can garner as much attention as he does, also suffers in the ways he claims to. Its almost as if 90% of what ebin says is satirical. He also has a Chad jaw.

What is britfeels education level?

>>39283907
I had one spider that came back into my room four nights in a row. Every night I would catch it and put it some distance outside the front of the house and it would find it's way back. By the fourth time I decided to walk down the street a bit before releasing it and I never saw it again.

>>39283989
If you averaged it, somewhere between A levels and GCSEs

>>39283953
treat yer sen, have 2

>>39283666
Having juicy jiggly thighs to squeeze and lick is top tier.

>>39283989
we all attend the university of life here mate, apart from those soft lad a level posters.

>>39283987
>intelligent
>aware

how can anyone believe this
anything he doesn't understand (which is a lot) he convinces himself that it's not worth understanding because people 'delude themselves'

>>39283989
Did my learnin' on the streets yo

>>39283989

DDD A-levels
Comptia A+
Comptia Network +
MCITP
Some Level 3 IT diploma at distinction.

>>39283966

nothing worse than having someone basically force you to play some shit tier game

Rough day at work

The final called kept bitching about something petty and I left 10 minutes late

>>39283989
Diploma

>>39284017
talk for yourself lad, I graduated top of the class from the school of hard knocks

>>39283989
I've got GCSEs, A-Levels and now a uni degree. Fuck all to show for it though

A N O N Y M O N G
N
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Y
M
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>>39283989
Post grad degree

Some random paki keeps coming here and telling us about his day at work

Why does he stay? He is the most boring, irrelevant poster here

>>39283989
Diploma. I went on to do something completely different from it though so it was a waste of my time.

>>39284033
>force
That's a strong word, lad. I can always play it with my sister

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>>39284040
>hard knocks
dammit you fool dont summon him!

>>39284048
PUBES?
U
B
E
S
?

>>39284034
We told you last night mate, Ebin has replaced you now. Find another general.

>>39283932
I'm the current top dog here

>job
>good body/hair + kinda cute

>>39283989
Master of Engineering

>>39283932
I don't get how someone can be so articulate and seemingly together on the surface, and yet be so utterly fucking useless that he can't order new clothes online or even wash his hair.

>>39284022
That's part of his bit

can someone give me a quick rundown on this Tilde fella?

>>39284069
Surely this is a wind up? You are doing far worse than most people here. Now, fuck off, we don't want a sex offender posting here.

>>39283989
if i don't kill myself before completing this dissertation: MSc

>>39284086
why it's a lad that wants to be a gurl

>step dad has come in drunk
>sat in the conservatory running his mouth
>I can hear through my open bedroom window
>is ranting to mum about how me and my brother don't care about 'our house' (his house)
>saying that me and my brother don't care about our mum

Stepmother died recently so we've been stoping at our dads more so it's pretty much 50/50

>shouting about how because the back door was left unlocked once two weeks ago
>we live in a nice area in a nice town
>Saying that me and my brother just shit the house up and he comes in from work and has to clean up

We both tend to go to our dads straight after work and eat there before coming back to mums, so go straight to our rooms to avoid him. Spend most of our days off out of the house

>saying that hes going to make us pay more board and things will change

>this is just a more intence repeat of his sober rants

Honestly wish he'd just admit he hates us so we can both just fuck off to our dads house and not come back. I'd struggle to do that to my mum but this is getting hard to cope with

>>39284057
>>39284068
I'll be queen again once I post pics

Plus the trial

>>39284104

Youj're not even britfeels favourite tranny. Literally no one gives a shit about you.

In the past, at least people hated you, now they just couldn't care less

>>39284104
Amir we liked you for your shameless honesty. How many anon posts have you made shitting on ebin?

>>39284104
But you won't ever post any pics, so why even try danging that low hanging fruit?

Nobody wants to see a paki tranny anyway

>>39284103
Try it in English lah.

>>39284101

why would any self respecting lad want to do that?

>>39284103
how old are you both? age

>>39284103
accidents can happen mate that's all I'm saying and I'm not implying anything at all wink

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>>39284134
>>39284104
The paki has already posted pics before. Not exactly flattering either

>>39284103

How'd you do in those GCSE's you picked up today?

>>39284104
>>39283796
>>39283214
TRIPFAG FIGHT

F I G H T

>>39284104
>the trial

Nothing will happen again

>Post pics

No one cares.

Fuck off, Ebin is king. You're nothing.

>>39284138
>self respecting
There's your answer

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>>39284158
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH what a joke.

>>39283796
You could probably reach his prostate with your middle finger.

Ebin is the only person worthy of the privilege of a trip

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>tfw Lain will never perform a hostile takeover of /britfeel/ and make it /cybfeel/

>>39284125
Because I'm not a worthless NEETshit that can post here all day

>>39284134
Soon and you'll be surprised

>>39284158
Lilke a year old

Britfeel chessboard when. Ebin is king obviously but where would the others fit?

>>39284158
Literal man titties.
Also, weirdly feminine pose to take.

>>39284196
yeah a trip off the end of a cliff

>>39284141
22 and 23

Both relatively close to getting our own houses. My brother has a deposit and I have about half of one

>>39284209
Britnormie would be king, he's the puppet

>>39284208
You work in a call center. It's a completely shit paki job. There are loads of us here who have much better jobs, and to be honest I'd rather be neet than work a paki job like that.

>>39284209
I'm the Queen, bitch!

>>39284211
Think I'd already started Estrogen at that point

>>39284208
No we won't. You'll never post any pictures. If you were going to, you'd have done it by now

>>39284209

Tilde is his queen

>>39284168
I got all Bs back in the day and went on to completely fuck up my A-levels

>>39284209
truck boys knight

>>39284221
How did you manage to get on the housing ladder that early?

>>39284209
>King: BritNormie
>Queen: Tilde
>Knight: ShipAnon
>Bishop: Ebin
>Rook: Hard Knock
>Pawns: Anons

>>39284199
I'd join that legion.

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>>39284209
I'd probably just be a pawn

>>39283989

MA. Trying to persuade a couple of academic institutions that they do really, really want to let me become a Dr.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man

>>39284280
We're all pawns in Ebin's game lad, it's alright

Haven't even eaten dinner yet and I'm starving but I haven't done my exercise yet. Blurghhhh

>>39284251
Work for a government defence contractor in a part of the country with the cheapest hosing in the country

I could save 1000Bong pound a month if I went full frugal mode

>>39284280
We're all Queen's, glorious Queen's!

>>39284103
>but this is getting hard to cope with

Yeah, sounds positively hellish anon. However do you cope?

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>>39284209

White - Ebin and followers
Black - Waifuposters
------------------------
White King - Ebin
White Queen - Tilde
White Knights - BritNormie/Shipanon
White Pawns - Anonymous pro-ebin posters

Black King - Len
Black Queen - Saku
Black Knights Jun/Azu
Black Pawns - Anonymous pro-waifuposters

Anyone else?

>>39284339
I don't need to be berrated constantly whe i come home

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>>39284343

what about the anons who are completly fucking sick of the trip orbiting and gay shit?

the things i would do just to go back to the time period when this tune was in the charts, a much better time in life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9RunljdHow

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Getting my D&D miniatures hopefully tomorrow, way too excited?

What are you lads waiting for in the post?

>>39284343
Not all waifuposters are anti Ebin desu

>>39284368
We're off playing checkers lad.

>>39284368

They are the 32 squares without a piece on the board

>>39284330

What exercise are we talking lad? lifting/cardio??

>>39284373
Which ones did you get anon?
Are you going to hot glue them?

>>39282832
Die hard
get xd'd

McGregor vs. Mayweather

Thoughts lads?

>>39284368
We suffer in silence, because giving these faggots the time of day is beneath us

>>39284362

Then stand on your own text feet you pathetic, inadequate, whining piece of shit.

>>39284373
D&D is for normies

>>39284423
Joke

>>39284423
I bet 1 of them gets punched

>>39284423

Boring. TBQHWYFam

>>39284423
>Thoughts lads?
Will be rooting for Connor just for the bants but he's gonna get murked

>>39284423
Greg is heeming the nignog

>>39284430
I guess feel posting isn't allowed here anymore.

Any advice which tripfag is should orbit?

>>39284423

anti-climactic as fuck goad-fest where mcgregor eats jabs for days and floyd backs off continually with floyd ultimately winning on points and both lads walking off into the sunset celebrating their nice little money spinner