25+ thread Don't forget, you're here forever

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Anyone else still socially retarded? I'm 27 and still sound like a complete autist when speaking to people and never know what to say.

What would you guys do to just be 21 again?

>>39282256
31 here

I don't give much of a fuck. I have no desire.

>forget age all the time
>have to do maths to remember it
Getting older is not ok

33 now.
you are right - we are here forever.

tanked an interview today-- probably. here forever.

>>39282282
nothing. 21-24 sucked. 30 now, things are much better.

Time.
Time is the one thing we are not tutored on. It is the most invaluable asset we have, and abuse it all the time.
I wish we were lectured more on the importance of using your time wisely.

I didn't drink myself to sleep last night
things are going to get better I can feel it

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>>39282221
>24
>useless stem degree in physics
>no job prospects
>thinking about getting into IT field
>no knowledge
>no job experience
>every employer wants me to be some kind of genius when it comes to programming
>cant even work for free because i dont live in capital city
This is life in post-commie shithole country.

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>lateblooming roast
>finally not dressing like an autistic teen
>losing weight. Lost 30lbs so far with more to go
>have to go outside for the first time in a month
>put on makeup and my nicest casual clothes
>catch sight of myself in mirror in store
>face is a 6/10 if you're being kind
>realize i'll never be hot
>can't lower my standards because of hypergamy

I guess i can be a butterface someday, but its a bad feel

>>39282400
>>can't lower my standards because of hypergamy
What? 6/10 is pretty normal so settle with normal guy and stop thinking about GQ model.

>>39282221
idk about that, I only come on r9k once every week or something, after ceaselessly shitposting for 16 hours a day for years.

>>39282256
I'd say my social skills and maturity are those of a 16 year old.

>>39282282
21 was when it started to go downhill. Actually probably the worst year of my life so far. 17-19 were the best though.

>26 and NEET with a journalism degree
>had a job interview on Tuesday for a cooking job
>went in and the woman said I'd be better for their marketing division
>she said another woman would contact me yesterday if she liked my resume

You know how this ends.

>>39282221
I've been here on and off for over a year doubt I'll be leaving this place anytime soon

>>39282344
Whenever I play video games, especially old games I've already beaten before, or watch nostalgic shit, it feels like I'm in a time machine that brings me faster to my death.

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>>39282221
26 here

today I took care of my niece. She is 8, it was so fucking great, we played a lot, we ate ice cream in the park.

Now she left I am feeling so alone in the house that I am crying. She even hugged me when my sister came for her,.

>>39282372
>physics degree
>no knowledge in program

U wot, I had like 4 courses where I did programming.

33 years old NEET for 10 years reporting in. I don't actually have any major disfunction, I just dislike working and I'm lazy.

>>39282550
It was very basic stuff and only at 1 course. Mine was Energy Physics (more about materials, thermodynamics and particles than programming)

>>39282576
Sucks my dude. Learn on your own, it's the easiest body of knowledge to learn online nowadays.

Then you can do stuff like molecular dynamics, it's interesting.

The other meme is finance, have you tried finance?

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>>39282328
i pussied out of one today, too stupid to do algorithm questions anymore for tech jobs. 26 and i finally realized im a fucking brainlet, gotta get used to living with mom till i die.

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Today's officially my 25th birthday boys. Only person who wished me happy birthday was my mom of course. Spending the day drinking cheap tequila and playing oldschool Runescape.
>tfw halfway to 50 years old and never had a job

>>39282633
>molecular dynamics
That's more of masters thing and even then you have to somehow get into lab.
I understand that i have to learn online but in the end it doesnt even matter because i cant land even job interview. What a waste of time.
>finance
I dont see any relation between physics and finance. If i'd have statistics or maths bachelor then maybe.

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>>39282684
>Today's officially my 25th birthday boys
Happy birthday anon.

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>>39282718
Thank you, anon. Hopefully it will become easier to stop giving a fuck about anything now that I'm past the point of no return

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>>39282762
Oh, i'll join you in past-the-point-of-no-return gang in 3 weeks (i'll be 25 then).

>>39282684
Happy birthday I guess.

I stopped giving a shit about them around the time that I was 18 or 19. I never liked being the center of attention even for just one a day a year.

>>39282684
happy fucking birthday brother

>>39282688
Molecular dynamics refers to simulating lots of interacting particles in a computer. Look up molecular dynamics simulation videos on youtube.

Lots of physicists end up in finance because of our solid mathematical background and because of our ability to model the world, to know what's essential to explain phenomena. We also know how to do data analysis

>>39282684
>never had a job
You work you lose

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0usSjCDdRBp

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>>39282424
>settle

N-No thanks

>>39282282
Fuck that, i want to be 17 again playing COD4 and gears of war online again back on 07.

>>39282819
Anon, let's be honest - you're not going to be prettier. Every year with LTR is going to be hard to endure as your biological clock is ticking. Maybe i've put "settle" too bluntly but you should really lower the standards as it will be harder and harder for you to compete with younger girls.

>>39282400
Hypergamy sucks, im a 10/10 myself, which makes it even harder.

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>12 pm
>already had 1500 calories
if i don't eat anything else, i will be within my goal

>>39282819
How old are you exactly? Maybe it's already too late

>>39282913
Over 25 if she's posting in this thread.

>>39282924
That's doesn't say much, 25 is still really young, if she's 35 it's a very different story.

>tfw starting to work in a new city after univeristy soon
>can't find a place to live

27 now

My crazy ex-gf been hitting me up and wants to get back together for the 4th time. And I'm kinda missing her because I'm lonely. She's a crazy slut but is really kinky. We were together 1.5 years. She let me cum on her face the first week of dating.

Idk guys I hate my life.

>>39282941
True.

Not like a give a shit though, she's just a stuck up forever alone roastie whose waiting for a prince in shining armor who'll never show up.

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>>39282786
Godspeed, anon
>>39282800
Thanks. I don't really give a shit about the birthday itself, it's just the getting noticeably older part that's depressing. I've never had a party or anything, I just live with my mom and she normally gets me take-out which is nice.
>>39282803
Thanks, anon.
>>39282809
I appreciate it, friend.
>tfw first time hearing someone sing Happy Birthday song since I was a kid

>>39282221
i had 25th birthday yesterday
feels like i've wasted my entire life

>>39283045
>feels like i've wasted my entire life
Happy late birthday. What do you regret the most?

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>>39282858
You have a point. I'll take your advice to heart, but it's hard to turn off thousands of years of evolution, especially with what post-feminism turned most people into.

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>class reunion coming up in two months in my town
>old classmates already pestering me about it on FB

I really need to ghost this off properly.

>>39283045
>another birthday bro
Happy belated, anon

>>39283077
Basically actively seek relationship instead of random hook-up or one night stand.

>>39283045
>feels like i've wasted my entire life
>Only 25

Those were the formative years of your life anon. Up until 18 you were learning about yourself and the World around you. The average person at that age probably won't do anything spectacular and you shouldn't feel like you've wasted a life that's just begun.

My advice to you is to find something you enjoy and hold onto it.

Happy belated birthday

I don't know if I'm retarded and gonna have Alzheimers by the time I'm 40 but it's scary just how much shit I've forgotten.

I was raised in a language other than English, I went to school in it and spoke and wrote it everyday all throughout high school, and I still speak a little bit of it with my family but holy shit I've completely forgotten how to write it and I still blank out on words and whatever else that I have to fill in with English. I'm 31.

Same with music. I remember taking private violin lessons as a little kid, my mom raised me on the piano, and I also played the flute in middle school up to high school. I totally forgot everything about music. Which really boils my piss since now I'm trying to become an audio engineer and music producer.

My country's history too, I couldn't pass the citizenship test of the country I was born and raised in. Other shit like algebra and geometry too, I've probably regressed to the level of a 6th grader.

>dumb pepe.jpg

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>>39282256
It is the bane of my existence. When you know the one thing keeping you from forming any kind of relation is saying something autistic you just end up not saying anything at all. I just can't do the small talk, especially with mega normie women who I can't relate to in anyway. One day I'm probably just going to say "wanna fuck?" to some whore just to see if it will work.

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>>39282299

kek, I got it exactly backwards

>be 16-22, have to figure out my age for at least 20 seconds
>get past 22, keep thinking about what I should have already achieved at current age and keep realizing what kind of failure I am

+ the worst of all

>keep checking wiki pages of people I admire to see what were they doing at my age and wallow in horror when I realize I am getting nowhere fast

>>39283148
>life that's just begun.
>other people had sex and gf's in HS
If you're virgin by 25, it's the end for your sex and dating life. You literally fucked up the easiest chance to get experience.

>>39283082
facebook is fucking awful, especially now that our parents and aunts and uncles are also on there. I remember when it was for cool college kids back in 2006 just as myspace was rolling over and letting out its last death farts which sounded like emo and metalcore.

My point is that you should totally delete your facebook account. It's nothing but negativity.

Unless you use it to login on a mobile game or you're a musician or something and you run your own page.

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>>39283220
>keep checking wiki pages of people I admire to see what were they doing at my age and wallow in horror when I realize I am getting nowhere fast

i do this all the time as well

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>26
>Job
>Car
>House

What do I do now? I've literally achieved all life milestones that you can achieve solo.

No friends and I've never had a gf.
I literally just exist.

I am just so fucking tired of this bullshit.

>>39283241
>If you're virgin by 25, it's the end for your sex and dating life. You literally fucked up the easiest chance to get experience.

Get Tinder, get Bumble, get any dating app and put in some effort. I promise you that not having sex by 25 isn't the end of your dating life.

>start own business fresh out of college at 22
>drastically underbill during first year while I build confidence and feedback scores on major freelancing sites
>make enough to barely scrape by for next five years
>now 28 with tons of college debt and no savings

I wish I could go back to 22 and just get a fucking job like everyone else.

>>39283212
moar of his dick?

>>39283284
>Get Tinder, get Bumble
IT DOESNT MATTER. I HAVE FUCKING LOW SEX DRIVE, IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH THAT I COULD EFFECTIVELY USE TINDER.

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>>39283248

I've already muted every "friend" there, just using it as a news feed and to occasionally text with my two actual friends.

The towns general public group is kinda hilarious too.

>>39283284
oh boy! normalfaggot advice! fuck you and your worthless, outdated apps

>>39282955
stay for the sex, leave from the relationship

>>39283373
>I only want and take advice from people who live off disability, wear adult diapers, haven't left the house in years, and have sex with Japanese pillows.

>>39283241
>If you're virgin by 25, it's the end for your sex and dating life.
Nobody knows you're a virgin unless you tell them. If you have half decent social skills you can still get dates after 25 even without prior experience. And a lot of non-virgins are shit at sex so if you get laid the girl probably still won't realize you're a virgin.

>>39283428
>Nobody knows you're a virgin unless you tell them
Virgins are virgins because they lack social skills and physical escalation with women. Wouldnt you find weird if 25 yo guy is awkward when it comes to touching female body?

>>39283428
This. My first time with a girl she had no idea I was a virgin (although I wasn't a full KHV, I did have a couple of practice gfs and awkward dates).

I was also more awkward with later girls.

>>39283330
>I HAVE FUCKING LOW SEX DRIVE, IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH THAT I COULD EFFECTIVELY USE TINDER.

So then why are you complaining about not having sex if you have a low sex drive and don't want to have sex?

You're the worst kind of person. You want people to feel sorry for you when you don't deserve any sympathy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfvGECYB6Gs

>>39283428
can confirm. Only because I'm shit at sex. I've slept with three women. The later two each asked if I were a virgin before them because I'm apparently awful in bed.

>>39283414
> implying everyone wants and needs "advice"
> implying everyone who isn't you here fits an obnoxious stereotype
The NEET weeaboo is still a better contributor to this board than worthless non-human garbage like yourself, "just get on tinder bro!"

>>39283505
>So then why are you complaining about not having sex if you have a low sex drive and don't want to have sex?
Low sex drive means that i think about it but dont actively pursue it. That what LOW sex drive means and you're mistaking it with asexual.

>>39283531
You don't have to want or need or listen to advice, just ignore it.

You don't have to REEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEEEEESSSSS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT OF MY BOAAAAAAAAAARD about it though. what's the big deal

>>39283490
Not everybody opens up and becomes a beacon of confidence once they've touched a girl, some people stay shy/reserved all their life. Of course if you want to breakthrough it helps if you have some flow, but that can be practiced through failed dates.

>>39283284
when you are 5'2 manlet. It's extremely demotivating and discouraging on any sort of online dating

>>39283509
I've slept with 5 women and the time between each girl was almost exponential. Between my first and second it was barely a week, then between the second and third it was a month, etc.

Betwen the 4th and 5th it was three years and I had actually forgotten how to kiss, and I nutted early in my pants. Now it's been 7 years since I've been with a girl and the odds are not in my favor. I'm basically a born-again virgin without the religious thing.

>>39283579
Let me remind that we're talking about +25 virgins and not ones who're still in HS/college/uni. All i'm trying to say that if you're virgin by then (25) then you're defective whenever you're shy or have mental issues as fear of intimacy or inability to relate to other people.

>>39283633
It's possible, but it's also possible that you're mostly fine and just missed chances. I was really reserved when I was in high school, the only reason I lost my virginity is because I had a 11/10 wingman who did all the groundwork for me. After that I was 2 years without sex, then another 2 years. Only started really growing confidence and becoming "natural" around 23

>>39282684
The longer you leave it the worse it gets. Any future empoyer is going to say that you're a lazy fucker. Go and sign up for some voluntary work to pad out your resume

>>39283556
>Low sex drive means that i think about it but dont actively pursue it

So you think about sex, but don't actively pursue sex, and you want to complain about not having sex.

That's like saying that you want to be a musician really badly, but don't want to put any effort into being a musician. You literally only have yourself to blame, and you shouldn't come to this board looking for sympathy about turning 25 and being a virgin when you literally don't want to put any effort into changing that.

I feel sympathy for the people on this board who are actual fucking spergs on tinder who are trying to change their KHV status. At least they're trying to improve their life. You sound like the kind of person who gives up before they try and are a waste of fucking space. If you don't want to live and experience life and just post on /r9k/ do yourself and everyone else a favor and kill yourself. It's not like you'll miss out on anything since you aren't trying.

>>39283704
>That's like saying that you want to be a musician really badly, but don't want to put any effort into being a musician
Because that's exactly what it is - thought without any drive behind. Those other spergs have normal sex drive but they have poor social skills and in result they come off as weirdos.

>>39282372
Ever considered VFX? It's pretty high in demand and all you really need to do is change values endlessly until you make some cool looking explosions or whatever. Minimal programming and with some torrented tutorials you can get a studio job ez with no exp.

>>39283632
I also nutted in my pants with the third woman. It was incredibly embarrassing. I'm just not made for sex I guess.

>>39283784
I've never seen VFX job ad in my country. Like i've said i live in post-commie country, not 1st world one.

>>39283077
most women have to settle. there aren't enough hyper-chads to go around. you either accept loneliness or settle with a man who doesn't stir your fiery passions, like most women have done throughout history.

>>39283509
>>39283632
>>39283806
Don't get hung up on bad experiences, use them as "what not to do" lessons. Sex isn't mechanical or an exact science but you can still learn to get better.

>>39283861
This

These kinds of things happen to everyone. You shouldn't let it discourage you.

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>five years ago I was doing pretty okay and happily enjoying my games
>now I'm falling apart both mentally and physically and can't enjoy anything

>25
>College dropout
>No job experience
>Live in constant hatred of the world around me and myself
>Every time I try to improve myself I fail miserably.

>29
>have a good job in IT but always busy with work/chores so I barely socialize and feel lonely as hell all the time and have no time or energy for hobbies/fun/past time
>want to escape this life and migrate back to my origin country
>also because I fucking hate west europe it can literally die in a hellfire
>plenty of cute east euro potential waifus in my country
>too scared to start because it is way too comfy here
>I have been living here for 18+ years and forgot my mother tongue entirely

I am thinking of gaining some work a bit more work experience first before I try it

>>39283965
Have you tried taking a break from these things?
>>39283982
Maybe you pressure yourself too much?

>>39282684
Happy birthday, anon. Take comfort in the fact that i actually stopped fapping just to wish you a happy birthday.

>>39283273
These are all the things i wish for, iv had sex and have had plenty of gfs since my life did not start falling apart until i was around 21. I just wanna exist too.

>>39283220
>>39283259
i didn't know others did this as well. it's a depressing feel.

>>39284392
>Maybe you pressure yourself too much?
Maybe, but I can't stop thinking about it, I have no clue about what to do with my life.

>>39284722
Maybe try to improve yourself slowly at first, to avoid burnout. Pick up whatever you like but don't overdo it.

>>39283273
What are your hobbies anon? I've found that social hobbies are a great avenue to meet new people without it seeming too forced

>>39282528
;[ 6 yr old niece. iktf.

>>39284528
Appreciated, anon
Have a good nutt

>>39285003
>>39282528

I have two nephews that are 12 and 10 now and I ignore them and can't relate to them because I'm the weird uncle.

Is anyone else panicking because time is running out in regards to relationships?
All of the nice women are getting taken and once you hit 30+ you will never find a nice woman. Also, you can't have careless flirts, because then you're old and it's just creepy.

I have no life, I hate myself, but the thought of not being able to do that, even though I'm so far away from it, it scaring me.

>>39285157
The only thing I'm a bit worried about is having kids, after 30 you're definitely in a hurry if you want some. Not really worried about relationships though, since I turned 30 I've been in 2 relationships. First one was a total failure but the current one is really nice. It's harder for sure, but you can still find nice single women. It's easier than ever with internet.

>>39285277

I am also afraid of the children issue.
I don't think I want to have children. I am a horrible person and I just can't do it. I am also embarrassed and I think that others would make fun of me or do the "oh look who finally got some children" comments.

It is scaring me, because I am in a relationship (first one ever) and she says she wants children, but I feel like I am wasting her time. I don't know what to do, I complicated my situation immensely.

>>39285381
I wouldn't care about what others say, it's your life. Why don't you want kids though? If you were as horrible as you think I doubt you would be in a relationship to begin with, let alone with a girl who wants your babies.

>>39285464

I don't know how to deal with children. I can't be all cute and caring, because I feel literal embarrassment and I'm afraid to show that side of me. I am afraid that others will judge me.
That's one half. The other is that I feel like I am done with life. I feel like I wasted it and like I'm a loser. I don't want to do anything and everything I do is because I'm too afraid to kill myself.
I did find an amazing girl (first GF ever, in my late 20s) and I like her, but it's a long distance relationship (not even in the same countries, seen each other only a couple of times). I am trying to fix my life, but I have a constant feeling of regret for wasting it and missing opportunities. I am now embarrassed about my life.

A reasonable person would never allow himself to have children in my situation.

>>39285157
Yes. Especially because I want a woman with little to no sexual experience, which gets more and more unlikely. But it helps knowing guys can get away with dating many years younger than them.

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>26 years old
>Never had a real job
>Finally fucking got medically approved for Air Force enlistment

It's going to be weird being in basic with a bunch of teenagers but at least I have the college creds to go in as an E-3. I should have done this years ago but I was morbidly obese and would have been laughed out of a recruiter's office

>>39285688
Yeah I suppose children are a distant thought at best right now. Good luck with everything though, and try to do what's best even if it's not easy. I was in a somewhat similar situation some years ago, I fucked it all up because I was too lazy to get off my ass, and I still regret it. And maybe try to ignore other people, well, the ones you don't care about anyway.

>>39285723
>with little to no sexual experience
Get a deformed girl

>>39282344
Time is irrelevant.
We live the same life for eternity. When the universe contracts and the Big Bang happens again the matter will lay out just as it has since the beginning due to the laws of physics. You will relive this same life for eternity because time doesn't exist like we think it does

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>>39286307
>tfw relive 2007 xbox live
not complaining lad

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>>39286307
Anon, the eternal loser.

>>39286374
Xbox live before group chat and private chat was amazing. The vibe was completely different when everyone communicated

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I'm 14 days into a water only fast. Also i lost the last bit of respect for obese people i didn't even know i had.

>>39286258
Sure, just tell me where to find one

>xbox live private chat / group chat
Jesus christ, shut the fuck up
I was not ready for this feel

>26 years old
>not bad looking, get girls approaching to me if i'm idling in the streets from time to time
>too fucking retarded to make small chat for longer than 5 minutes
>never had a job nor a gf
I dont know how to talk to people. I belive I could fix my life if I knew how to talk but everything feels unnecessary and burdensome so I just end up being silent.

>>39286479
what did you weight when you started and what are you now? are you taking anything at all besides water?

>>39285862
Please tell me more, I got rejected for a medical reason to

>>39287076

I was stupid and provided MEPS medical docs that showed I had a possible asthma diagnosis. They had me get shitloads of medical paperwork from my allergy doctor and a lung function test, then brought me in for another lung function test (i went to MEPS for medical stuff 3 times), then finally disqualified me after their own lung function test showed perfect results.

My recruiter applied for a medical waiver from the Air Force, and that came back pretty quickly. Lesson learned: don't tell MEPS shit.

>>39282900
>be vegan
>only ate 1500 kcal
>if I dont eat anything else Ill feel like shit the rest

Different struggle,

>>39285277
My parents had me at 42

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>be me, 25
>wageslave living with parents
>my current car barely works
>parents are trying to jew me into getting a brand new car when that's an awful investment
How do I dissuade them from such a shitty idea?

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>>39287151
Fuck, I'm 24, applied to all branches, got rejected by all, but with no real explanation.

I just have an old arm injury and have used adderall before, I secretly suspect it was because I didn't have a license and my mom went with me .

At a crossroads, go back to school and be a cop, or subject myself to further scrutiny by the armed forces.

NEET life is the sweet life I guess.

>>39286756
I'm the same. My parents said I spoke my first words late. Like 2 years old. They used to just leave me in the corner by myself too. I cant even look people in the eye without tearing up. I'm fucked up.

>>39283846
Czech?
Or Slovak?

>>39287318
Getting a good car is essential for dating. My car is old and lacks aircon so I would be embarassed if a girl saw me in it while dating.

24 here, strongly considering trying to join the police for if I have no job by New year's

>>39285277
>It's easier than ever with internet.
says the man lucky to have a decent job.

>>39287363
Omg. Go to a different recruiter and don't fucking tell them about your arm or the Adderall.

>>39287468
I doubt the same recruiter still works there, as its been two years of NEET life since then, so do you mean an entirely different office? Also, the arm thing will be hard to miss as I have a 6 inch scar across my elbow, even a cursory physical will reveal that.

there are the most /r9k/ threads

the internet changed nothing to dating, maybe even worse.

Girls don't think "oh wow he's on the *internet* ! I want him even though he's a loser without beach photos, friends photos, car photos

The internet allows girls to find Chad easily. Before, Chad would satisfy 20 girls, now it's 500.

Of course, the shy guy reaching 30 y/o with a steady career since graduating college will feel that "it's easier than ever with the internet"

It's not. Harder than ever.
At least when you're rejected IRL you get some kind of interaction. (what she said, how she rolled her eyes, how she pretended not to hear, how she laughed...)

Girls like to reject outcasts online because they can totally ignore without saying "no thanks" for being scared, they receive 400 messages...

I remember my first time on a dating site, I played numbers and thought I'd get at least 10 or 1% replies. But nothing. I literally freaked out on a forum asking other guys if there was a problem with the site's tech, if there was a technical thing I had missed.

The developers should at least think of a standard message for n00bs : "Success : your message has been delivered correctly! If you get a reply, you will see it right here!"

In fact there was absolutely no technical issues.

I was just too confident, thinking that the day I'd approach girls online, it would work. Actually it just confirmed that noone wanted me.

So yeah pretty triggered by
> "It's easier than ever with internet."
(for you)

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>>39287460
In the same boat, I figure worst that can happen is I get killed, my life is shit anyway. 24khv, with only like 40 credits because I dropped out of a CC.

Never been employed either. Maybe the meme of losers becoming cops is real

>>39283273
Ur doing good dude,next level is at gf

What would you tell your 18/19 year old self?

>>39287671
>you'll still want to kill self at 26, just do it now and spare yourself the trouble

>>39287671
That drugs and weightlifting will make you 100% less beta, but will also cost you your mental health and suck the fun out of every other hobby you have.

Also, lifting is a meme, it will in fact, not get you any bitches, just make people more careful with how they treat you.

>>39287671
It's a shame one liners are forbidden here.

I'd tell him,
>kys

>>39287671
>Uni is gonna be a boring waste of time, don't fucking bother

Turned 27 earlier this month.

3 more years to wizardom...

>>39282221
22 yo dude here,htf did so many people not have a single job and they are 25,like wtf is this shit? how dont you people starve to death? is this an American thing?

>>39287730
thats some honest solid advice

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>>39287671
It's not going to get better, don't kid yourself

>>39287618
Thats a wrong way aproching a problem or a thing you want called a gf

>>39287875
low-skilled jobs are outsourced to your shithole, dummy.

t. did not never work but always very hard to find the shittiest excuses for a job aka McJobs.

>>39287962
Thanks man, really helpful. Will share again in this nice place.

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>>39282506
Yes, I know that feel

Turning 26 on Sunday. At least I have a real job now...for now, at least.

>>39287899
Pretty much, at first they just enhance the fun, after a while you need them to have fun.

>>39287975
do people have strokes in the middle of writing on this shitty board,wtf is it saying

>>39287998
Even a 10/10 would fail using that method and mind state,i promise you

>>39288083
What method, fuckface?

>>39287954
funny how I remember a song we sang in primary school.
It was about turning 20 in 20XX, a popular song in the country, and relevant for my generation.
It was a nice idea from teachers to make all us kids sing this popular song, full of hope, the teachers probably thought that all those blonde-headed kids were so darn cute.

I remember that while singing (which I think I liked despite many phobias), I thought about my future. Life as a kid was pretty gloomy and dreary. I wondered if by 20 I'd have a gf ? A job? Will I be a pilot? Will I be safe from my parents? Will I have friends? Who actually like me?

None of this happened. I was quite skeptical anyway. But being forced to think more than 10 years ahead was nice, allowed me to dream a little.

So pretty much this :
>It's not going to get better, don't kid yourself

>26
>NEET
>Live with mom
>Dropped out of "college" after half a semester
>No skills
>No interests
>No ambitions

Just die in my sleep already.

>>39288106
Why would i try to help you after you insult me? ffs logic people logic

>>39288162
>... for looser like you

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>>39287671
Play more vidya, get a job so you can acquire a good PC to play games with. oh yea, get degree

>>39288178
What method? What attitude? I said nothing about this. I'm not asking for advice.
You reply, or you look like the fucking fool you are.

>>39282684
Happy Birthday m8 have a good one muted for what again

I'm starting to get triggered by young people.

If they weren't around for significant events in my childhood, I automatically think they are too goddamn young and wonder how the fuck literal children are on 4chan.

>wasn't around for the release of Pokemon red/blue/yellow
>never used windows 95
>never used a ps1
>didn't EXIST when September 11 happened
>no concept of what digimon is

Then I realise they are all the same age now I was when I first came here. Almost fucking adults. What the fuck man. I don't FEEL old, but life seems to be making me think I might be.

What did a 25 year old look like when I was 15? I dunno, but I doubt it was what I am now.

>>39288445
Age gaps are weird, when I was in 7th grade I thought that kids in the 11th grade were old as shit, they even looked old to me.

Then it just happens one day, kids who work at McDonalds or some other fast food place call you "sir" instead of "bro"

I just thankful that I didn't discover 4chan until I was 22, and it didn't even exist until I was 19 I think. I feel sorry for literal kids who got hooked into this culture when they were 16 years old or whatever.

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>>39287671
DON'T GO TO COLLEGE

DON'T GO TO COLLEGE
DON'T GO TO COLLEGE

DON'T GO TO COLLEGE
DON'T GO TO COLLEGE

biggest mistake of my life, wasted the best years of my youth and got nothing out of it but debt

>>39287671

Lose weight. also the lottery numbers for one of the bigger lotteries.

>>39282221
>tfw still can't get hired

>>39288445
>>didn't EXIST when September 11 happened
Well they did if they're not underage.

>>39282372
>thinking about getting into IT field
>no knowledge
Why the fuck do you think IT is the field for you then?

>29 live with my parents.
>recovering from a car accident i drove from a friends' house had a seizure.

>>39283248
i reopened mine i got depressed to see all of my friends / class mates are married and have kids.

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>>39282221
33 here. Recently lost about 20 pounds.

My oneitis, after rejecting my advances a few months back, has started haunting my social networks. Liking pretty much everything. I wasn't even aware that 'haunting' was even a thing. She still won't talk to me in person but will make thinly-veiled posts clearly referring to me. No narcissism here, I swear.

Kill me please.

>>39282553
Can't fault ya for being honest

>>39282506
>26
>journalism degree

Are you me? I'm working as a freelance copywriter, but it sucks dick and I want to go back to uni to do nursing or teaching. Can't decide which of those 2 sucks less and is more robot tier.

>>39288720
not him.
for obvious reasons, Mr bully scared of the competition despite his priviledge.

>>39288763
Neither of those are robot tier, if you want a real robot tier job that pays well study IT or CS and be an awkward spergish programmer.

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27
Working for a Jew

I get yelled at sometimes because my job literally is supposed to be learning, I'm not supposed to be doing other stuff. I come from broke ass people so for two months I tried to do as much as possible to make up for them paying me way more than I'm worth atm. I'm building up credibility and keeping myself busy though, and I like the work. Definitely prefer learning programming to any kind of physical shit.

Still want to kill myself. I'm never leaving.

>>39283241
>You literally fucked up the easiest chance to get experience.
What? I don't think you remember HS very well, but it was more dangerous than life now. At least in the real word you can lie, or fuck up and no one will know about it. Do something wrong in high school and you'll be tormented

>>39283273
>I've literally achieved all life milestones that you can achieve solo.
>No friends and I've never had a gf.
Nigger there's your answer right there, because you HAVENT achieved as much as you think

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>24
>work at a grocery store

This is it, isn't it?

26. Working om my degree. Should have been done 2 years ago, but depression hit during my studies and I have a mountain of work left to complete.
All my friends at uni have landed decent jobs and moved away. I am surrounded by students, but I don't know anyone any more. I write exams four times a year to complete my degree, and I just can't bring myself to study.
I have a decent part time job that pays the bills, but it season dependent work with 0 social interaction. I just exist. If I died, it would take someone probably a month to realize that I am dead.

Never had a gf, cant even imagine living with someone else.
I do have money, I am decent looking, and I am not really a social autist. I just have 0 social capital. Maybe should move back to my home town and take a dead end job and find some desperate older woman.

>>39288735
>My oneitis, after rejecting my advances a few months back, has started haunting my social networks.
Common behavior. Its basically their
>I need your attention despite not really wanting a relationship with you
instinct kicking in. How much it lasts depends on how fast she can get a replacement. Can be abused to make them actually get in a relationship with you if you're clever.

>25
>40k/year IT job
>live at home
>not khv but >tfwngf
>40k saved
I ran over a deer and fucked up my muffler and the mechanic wants $1300 to replace it, fucking car isn't even worth that much. I'm picking it up and wrapping it with 20 yards of muffler tape fuck that guy

>>39283284
Dating apps only works if you're white bro

>>39282400
>>39283002
And she uses jew propaganda art

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>>39282221
>28 here
>have job
>was homeless for 4 months this year due to financial mismanagment
>have a place to live now but still can't rub two pennies together
>night agitation an unease has led to serious alcoholism for almost 4 years
>only now just getting help
>gf I didnt even like freaked out when I told her I had to go to rehab
>used that as an excuse to dump her
>don't know what I'm doing with my life
>don't know if I'll ever be able to oversome addiction
>don't know if I'll ever be financially stable

>>39283490
>Wouldnt you find weird if 25 yo guy is awkward when it comes to touching female body?
Even chads are awkward around women.

>An exotic dancer shared her 50 Cent's worth, dishing on the rapper, "He was saying corny lines like 'You know I really like you' ... After a couple of minutes of that, I had to tell him are we going to get it popping or are we going to talk. I couldn't believe it here was 50, supposed to be all tough, acting like a 14 year old boy ...

>>39288943
>I need your attention despite not really wanting a relationship with you
I've been her backup plan of last resort since day one. Even I was able to figure that out.

I had cut her out completely and hadn't seen her in a month and a half. Before that I made it clear that I wasn't interested in being an orbiter anymore. Ran into her, said about 4 words ("hi", "ok", "thanks", "bye") and this shit started.

Still, after all this, I don't think I'd be able to say no to a relationship.

>>39287318
>when that's an awful investment
Based on what, exactly?

>it fucking works
>if it doesn't for any reason you get it fixed for FREE because warranty
>capped servicing
>no expensive repairs because mechanic doesn't like you and knows you don't know shit and will make shit up
>modern features making it nice to drive
>uses less fuel

You have literally no excuse. If it's the HURRRRR IT LOSES VALUE!!!! Then you're a fucking idiot. If you're keeping an old car, then guess what? YOU ARE CAPABLE OF KEEPING YOUR NEW ONE AFTER ITS PAID OFD

>>39288318
The fact that you lack the self awareness to detach yourself from your posts and view them objectively demonstrates why you're doomed to stay here

>>39288707
You and I both know we were underage when we first came here

>>39288785
Nah mate I don't get it. It just means he's doomed to a life of the same old soul crushing general IT that monkeys can do. I don't think people realise that's what no experience gets you. Sysadmins, midrange, network teams? Yeah they aren't even close to your IT monkeys

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25 and balding. Started balding at 24, now the hair on the top of my head is really thin. Sucks man. Bitches used to love my long hair. Haven't been in a relationship in like 9 years. Got ass loads of money though.

>>39289094
I was addicted, if you can find LSD, do it, completely removes the physical craving of drugs. The psychological cravings on the other hand...not so much

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>could save enough money to realize lifelong dream of going to weebland
>spend everything on guns instead

>>39289105
That's not 50 being corny, that's bitches thinking they're more valuable than they actually are.

I saw an interview where some whore was acting like she dumped Lil Wayne because he wasn't "man" enough and only like smoking weed and fucking. Like bitch, he's worth 200 million, you were a wet hole to him, guarantee he doesn't treat women he likes that way

>>39282282
I would eat my poop for a chance to go back to middle school to repair my life

>>39289385
>That's not 50 being corny
Except it literally is

>>39289369
Your guns should still have value. If you ever want to weeb it up, just sell them.

>>39289426
Yeah, I'm sure the guy worth 250 million dollars was being off, not the whore with an inflated sense of self importance

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>25
>friends all in committed relationships
>still no gf

>>39289482
What makes you think just because he's worth a fuckload women don't make him nervous?

You think bill gates was the epitome of suave in the 80s despite being rich as fuck? It's still up to the individual to not act like a little boy

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>>39289535
>acquaintances getting married
>haven't had a date since 2009

>>39289548
Ive known moderately wealthy people, nothing like 50 or wayne, and even moderate wealth made them the most confident cunts i've ever seen. So I somehow doubt a world famous rapper gets nervous around women if some small business owners son doesn't.

I think it's a case of 50 just trying to run some game on a chick wh thought it was corny, sure, but I doubt 50 gave a shit either way.

>>39289655
>run some game on a chick
You have a strange concept of what that means. Interesting.

No place at all to call my own, still wandering alone. and friends of mine are moving on, getting comfortable cars, getting married. in someone else's neighborhood, I hear telephone. Who lives in those well-lighted homes, with their windows aglow in the evening? the sun goes down beyond the trees, no sound, no trace of wind. the world is calm and eautiful, but it's breaking my heart completely

>>39289681
To my understanding.

He's using lines he's probably used 1000 times, and it's worked 999 times becomes he's rich and famous. It doesn't work on 1 girl because she thinks its corny, when in reality he just doesn't care enough to customize his lines for some stripper.

So I call it game because its probably a standard go to, that tends to generally work. If that's not what game is, then forgive me I'm a 24yo NEET

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>>39288876
I worked at a supermarket when I was 24 (over a year after college). I might've liked it better had our customers not been so awful and my boss actually put me to work in areas that would make our department go smoothly. It sucked and I don't think I even realized how bad it really was, despite some extraordinary effort on my part (actually wanted to do well at my job, love the company and wanted to see it do better).

>>39283273

what do you do for a living?
oregano commento

>stem degree
>smart but mentally ill
>diagnosed with bipolar type 1 disorder
>no work experience

Living with parents, no financial obligations.
Seeing doctors, trying to find the right medications.
Often depressed and hopeless, but trying to put together a small portfolio of programming projects.
By all reasonable accounts it should be impossible for me to fail given my financial privilege and intelligence. I just have to not kill myself and I think things will work out eventually.

>>39289951
Hope that works out, incidentally one of the few things money can't buy is mental health.

>>39282221
Is this 25+ and virg thread or 25+ in general and still suck? I'm the latter, not a virg and haven't been since 15 but been depressed af since 20 and finally moved out last year. Feel like I can barely get by after I got some cats. And only places around me are like 600+ and as pathetic as it sounds, I can't afford that with them. But I dn't want to get rid of them, I love them :(

>>39290161
Well, at least some women liked you enough to let you stick your dick in them.

Always a silver lining.

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>>39290240
I suppose so. I feel real bad for some of you because the
>if you're good looking, you can get laid
meme really is true. I'm autistic as fuck socially but if there is alcohol involved (hell even if there's not but it just helps mask my retardedness cause they'll talk rather than me and anything dumb I say they can put on the alcohol) women fuck me, because I'm really good looking. Even being a manlet and no confidence, they still find me attractive somehow. I stand by you guys when you say that stuff, cause it's pretty true and bullshit for you. Here, enjoy some milfy OC, chick I fucked when I was 19 and she was 31.

>>39288167
me pretty much but 25

sometimes I wonder if it's true that not having any interests, motivations, or passions is the result of depression and maybe medication would put me on the right path. another part of me thinks its all a meme.

>>39282344
"There are two touch and milestones that no one today can avoid they are doubt and pain, the two great instruments of the nihilistic reduction. One has to have passed by them. This is the challenge, the matriculation test for a new age, and none will be spared it. What is the terrible question that the void poses to man? It is the ancient riddle of the Sphinx to Oedipus. Man is interrogated about himself does he know the name of the curious being that moves through time? Depending on his answer, he will be devoured or crowned. The void wants to know if man is equal to it, whether there are elements in him that no time can destroy. In this sense, the void and time are identica. There can be no doubt that man will once again conquer time, will banish the void back into its hole."
it is part of our modern age where everything has to be done as quickly as possible but at the same time experienced to the max
as nietzsche said Amor Fati

>>39288954
Hopefully you dont have smog tests in your state.

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>>39282900
i binged again. banana,beans,some peanut butter on banana,and some french bread

>>39291028
Maybe I'm a brainlet, but that text doesn't seem as clever as it presents

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>>39289353
would LSD remove my cravings for food?

>>39291216
Considering you need food to live, probably not. Works wonders for drug addiction though. it's like hitting a reset button.

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where my elder brainlets at? prove to me your stupidity
>be 27
>failed class A exam 4 times

>>39283632
>I'm basically a born-again virgin
thanks for the laff

>>39291152
No safeties or etests unless you bring a car in from outside the province. My first car hadn't been safetied in 13 years

>had gf
>lived kind of far away
>Anon move closer to me <3
>ok
>move to the middle of nowhere for gf
>get shit job because no college degree
>not even a month after I move we break up
>stuck in a town where I don't know anyone
>working a job I hate
>long hours, random schedule, can't plan to do anything because I might have to work
>coworkers are old grumpy normie alcoholic assholes
>one in particular hates me for some reason and looks for reasons to be mad at me and tells the boss every little mistake I make
>boss told me today if I make one more mistake I'm fired
>looking for new job ASAP because quitting looks better in a resume than being fired and it's only a matter of time before that prick birches to the boss about me again
>will probably hate the new job too
>no friends
>slowly losing my desire to talk to anyone, let alone make friends or try to have a gf

why live

>>39291216
Back when I was perma hungry I just starved myself off for like a week, eating very little then sleeping. After that I went back to eating the minimal amount of food to prevent myself from becoming fat. I dont know if this works on fat people.

>>39291216
no but metformin will. so if you ever eat your way to beetus status there's that to look forward to.

>>39291383
*bitches
also my landlord is an asshole too
fuck everything

>>39291343
>class A exam
wtf is this?

>>39291447
UK primary school exit exam for people whose IQ is above subhuman level.

>>39291383
why not fuck away off back to the city

>>39289721
it's probs a gold-digger thot who was so nasty she got shot down by 50 and made some shit up to salvage her ego while dropping her last dollar on a vial of crack cut with rat semen

32
I've lived long enough to realize that life is random and pointless.

>>39291786
define "city" because I am a small town Midwesterner
>grew up in town of 6000
>after high school moved 10 min away to "city" of 50,000
>now live in town of 2,000, 45 min away from the "city"

what the fuck is the point? I won't have any friends no matter where I move

>>39282282
Fuck that shit, get me back to the first year of high school.

>>39287318
Stay firm anon.

A car is the majority of most people's networth, and that's just sad.

Guys seriously, the secret is to have a girl break your heart. I never felt so enlightened in my life, I'm going to use this anger for productive uses.