Let's say that 4chan somehow had some magical method of

4chan would look a lot like reddit.

a lot of boards would become slower and more boring and random boards like this one would be just a bunch of pseudo intellectual circle jerking, family friendly memes and political (((discussion))). It would be a new breed of cancer like quora, 9gag, etc.

>>39281170
>using cancer as an adjective
neck yourself underage

>>39281261
it's cancer, it's self validating behavior that becomes addictive and spreads exponentially throughout the community and I'm not underage

>>39281425
>i-im not underage!
ok.

>>39281261
he used it as a noun. neck yourself illiterate

>>39281080
4chan would be empty of interesting content

>>39281261
We wouldn't see obvious shitposts like this.

>>39281080

Dead website desu

All of the "robots" would end up going to wizchan where they belong.

>>39281261
uh isn't it being used as a noun there